Wednesday, October 18, 2017

429 - Oh My Aachen Back, The Jumanji "Action Bikini", Krampus's Mom, "Escape From New York - Plan B", Thnake Plithken Hath No Fathion Thenthe, Double Entendre Gospels, and Agent Joe Joe The Regular Joe

[12:11 PM] Mr. Blue:
Oh, Charlemagne was crowned Holy Roman Emperor
I think the chair he sat in is still there in... Trier? Or maybe Echen
Aachen
[12:14 PM] Mr. Silver:
Officially the full name is “The King's Ass and Back is Aachen” Throne



[12:09 PM] Mr. Silver:
"I can't believe they are remaking Jumanji!  I didn't even like the original Jumanji!" 
"Karen Gillan is in it dressed in a skimpy outfit."
"… … When can I get advance tickets for it?"
What's the point of that "vest"?
"Hey fanboys! Ever see a pair of theeeese?" 
[12:12 PM] Mr. Blue:
"This outfit was designed specifically to piss off feminists, thus generate pre-release buzz"
[12:24 PM] Mr. Silver:
“Yes I’m wearing child sized clothes and YES there is a reason!” Gillan tweeted. “The payoff is worth it, I promise!”
(2 months til release)
"Jumanji producer agrees to remove Gillan 'explosively naked' scene to gain PG rating, saying the payoff wasn't worth losing the family audience."
[12:27 PM] Mr. Brown:
'cause you know - being in the jungle and all - wearing a belly-revealing shirt is the best option for bugs and such.
[12:27 PM] Mr. Silver:
Maybe her character is actually a kid or something and they were the right size when she started...must have gotten the clothes from the Hulk Chic line of children's play clothes though.
"One size fits any degree of growth with minimal fraying on the edges."
[12:28 PM] Mr. Blue:
Knee-high boots grew too
Or maybe she tanned the leather herself
[12:29 PM] Mr. Brown:
I forgot she was in Guardians of the Galaxy
[12:30 PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm thinking maybe she's like a parody of female movie and video game heroes... like she grew up with that and that's what she thinks they should wear
So they all prepare to play Jumanji, she comes along
"Don't start yet. Wait for me!"
"Why are you dressed like that?"
"Haven't you ever seen Tomb Raider?"
[12:31 PM] Mr. Brown:
The Doctor left her there.
"Here. Put this on no questions"
Kicks her out the door of the TARDIS and takes off
She does appear to be Lara Croft, though



[8:32 AM] Mr. Blue:
This lady makes Krampus look like the Easter Bunny
[8:33 AM] Mr. Silver:
I vaguely recall her (reads)
Nope...different hag.  She's a beaut though
[8:34 AM] Mr. Blue:
Does that kid even look old enough to know the meaning of the word 'misbehave'?
[8:37 AM] Mr. Silver:
"What are you doing, Sister?"
"Uh...just checking the baby."
[8:38 AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
[8:38 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yeah...bit young to not be given a pass.



[2:28 PM] Mr. Blue:
I forgot Lee Van Cleef was in “Escape From New York”
[2:30 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup
[2:31 PM] Mr. Blue:
The only time I can recall seeing him as something other than a gunslinger or master ninja
[2:32 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Escape From New York - Plan B"
(From Helicopters)  "Any single prisoner or team of up to 6 members who delivers the President, alive, to any of the following designated areas within the next 12 hours will be extracted from New York and be granted a cash award and given a executive pardon."
"What you do with it is up to you, but we will pay for a 1st class ticket out of the United States."
[2:41 PM] Mr. Blue:
That's a better idea
It would've even been a good movie
[2:41 PM] Mr. Silver:
Better than sending in one dope
Actually, yeah, it could be an interesting thing to watch
(Duke) "I'm the Duke!  I'm gonna hold him hostage!"
(Brain) "Why?  They offered you and 5 other people 10 million dollars each, a presidential pardon and a ticket to anywhere."
(Duke) "... ... bring the car around... Get the president up here."
[2:48 PM] Mr. Blue:
All the different gangs and crooks band up into teams to try to get the president off each other, while very carefully keeping him unharmed
It'd be like capture the flag, only with a president
[2:48 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes
I think it would be quite a show
[2:48 PM] Mr. Blue:
The president would have to try to pick which one he thought stood the better chance of getting him out unharmed
[2:49 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah, having the prisoners in on the whole thing would have been a good story line instead of one guy
[2:54 PM] Mr. Silver:
(Brain) "If you take me and Maggie, we'll only take a million apiece, Duke.  18 more for you."
"Yeah.  (shoots two other toadies) Get in."



[2:54 PM] Mr. Brown:
Snake is kind of a toned-down Rambo
Having him wear snake skin pants was just strange too
He can be called Snake but does he have to look it too?
[2:56 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Snake-Pants Plisken... I heard you were dead...fashionably."
"My girlfriend keeps buying them.  Give me a break."
"Sure, Snake-Pants."
"Look!  It's not a nickname I want.  It's Bob.  Just Bob Plisken."
[2:56 PM] Mr. Blue:
In the original script he was supposed ot flicker his tongue and go "SSSSSSSSSSS!" every couple of minutes
[2:56 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
Talk with a lisssssp
Hi, my nameth Thnake Blithkinth
[2:56 PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
They cut a scene where he unhinged his jaw to swallow a large meal
[3:03 PM] Mr. Brown:
When he gets scared or wants to threaten somebody, his hair sticks out to the sides
[3:03 PM] Mr. Silver:
...already does
[3:04 PM] Mr. Brown:
He lost that eye when he spit venom in his own eye
[3:05 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Sooo...No Depth Perception Plissken.  I heard you can't hit a target."
[3:24 PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[3:32 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Escape from Old Katzenjammer"
(The Duke) "Beaver Brown... I heard of you. I heard you were fired."



[3:08 PM] Mr. Brown:
[3:13 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Jesus Use Me"  (first song is about the Puerto Rican gardener who landscapes for the church)
[3:17 PM] Ms. Rose:
"Sounds of His Coming" by Peter Panis.
[3:18 PM] Mr. Silver:
"What IS that noise?  I thought this was a gospel album?"
Always wondered how God awful (description chosen carefully) those songs are.
(Receptionist answers phone)
"Deca Studios, this is Allison.  I see.  Yes.  And the type of music?  Ok.  Are you planning to provide your own funding?  Good.  OK, let me get you someone in the Novelty and Freakshow department.  Yes.  No, of course not...it just routes through there.  Bless you too.  Please hold."



[1:15 PM] Mr. Blue:
Agent JOSEPH JOSEPH
Come on
[1:16 PM] Ms. Rose:
I went to high school with an Amos Amos. (No relation to Tori, unfortunately.)
[1:17 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Middle name is 'The'."
Wasn't Junior, at least. (searches) Good God, there are some Juniors
(Mrs. Joseph, cuddling new baby) "What should we name him, dear?"
(Mr. Joseph, admiring self and preening in mirror) "Well...I have an idea..."
or
[1:24 PM] Ms. Rose:
...the suspense.
[1:24 PM] Mr. Silver:
(Russian spy headquarters) "We have made you randomized field identity for our Operation Katzenjammer that computer has determined is least suspicious to average American Pittsburgh Yinzer citizen. Agent – you are now (looks at dossier) Joseph J. Joseph, Junior of St. Joseph...Miss-sour-ee. ... ... Is this result correct, tovarish?"
(flunky) "Da!"
[1:29 PM] Mr. Blue:
"Howdy pardner. Vould you like to attend baseballs game?"
[1:37 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Hey you boy-ee.  Go the Steelworkers!  Hey where can a regular guy get some beers...nat...with same-minded industrial or military programmers like me so I can relate, dude?"
[1:40 PM] Mr. Blue:
T-shirt says "I <3 Capitalism"

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428 - Questionable Cocktails For A Quaint Christmas

[12:01 PM] Ms. Rose:
[12:03 PM] Mr. Silver:
A kindergarten teacher and a doctor, eh?
"Russian authorities reported 'Well, they weren't exactly the smartest kindergarten teacher and doctor we had'."
[12:05 PM] Mr. Blue:
It looks like that lady is begging the police man for some
[12:05 PM] Ms. Rose:
These are often labelled as cosmetics or medicines, and are regularly sold via vending machines.
*rocks big machine back and forth* Damn! That was my last dime and my "medicine" won't come out!
[12:05 PM] Mr. Blue:
The article doesn't explain why Russians drink 'bath lotion'
[12:06 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Hand lotion on the rocks with a splash of medicine, please."
[12:07 PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
[12:07 PM] Mr. Silver:
Because they couldn't afford vodka
So when the word got around that the stuff had drinkable alcohol in it...by mistake...it was the alt-hooch of choice.
[12:08 PM] Ms. Rose:
Like kids trying to robo-trip off cold medicine that doesn't actually have DXM in it.
[12:08 PM] Mr. Silver:
This Purell on my desk is 140 proof
I'm not sure what an 8 oz bottle of same proof spirits at the state store would run for, but I'll bet its a lot more than Purell.
[12:10 PM] Ms. Rose:
(y)
One of the dudes I was in rehab with (first time? third time? I forget which time) actually did drink a ton of hand sanitizer when he couldn't get anything else. :(
[12:11 PM] Mr. Blue:
Yum
I remember one of those true crime HBO shows with Cyrill Wecht. They found some guy dead in a swamp and cut him open and he smelled like peppermint from drinking mouthwash
Also where I first learned of de-gloving
Which is not safe to Google
[12:13 PM] Ms. Rose:
I think like I might know what de-gloving is without Googling. Not sure...
[12:13 PM] Mr. Blue:
When a body's been in water a while, the skin of your hands comes off like a pair of gloves
[12:13 PM] Ms. Rose:
Nope, I was wrong.
I wrongly assumed it was when the plastic glove full of heroine or whatever illicit drug came open while it was, um...in a cavity.
[12:15 PM] Mr. Silver:
Both icky
[12:17 PM] Mr. Blue:
Speaking of that, if you're really hard up, just put the hand sanitizer up your you-know-what
[12:18 PM] Mr. Silver:
Chimney?
Attic?
Bat house?
[12:19 PM] Mr. Blue:
A glass of wine the old fashioned way will probably get you mildly buzzed, but the same amount up your pooper will probably get you sufficiently blitzed
[12:19 PM] Mr. Silver:
:D
[12:19 PM] Mr. Blue:
Or dead. IDK
[12:19 PM] Mr. Silver:
None of that pesky pre-digestion to wreck it and saliva to dilute it.
[12:19 PM] Mr. Blue:
Yep
[12:20 PM] Ms. Rose:
Sometimes I really love where our conversations lead. :)
"So I broke into this liquor store once, right? And I totally took ALL the sanitizer from their bathroom!" (rofl)
[12:21 PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
"Then I broke into Rite Aid and took their last home enema kit"
[12:22 PM] Ms. Rose:
Hahaha!
[12:22 PM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
[12:23 PM] Ms. Rose:
"Yeah, I got the GOOD enemas. From behind the pharmacy counter!"
[12:27 PM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
Suppose we could market this alcohol delivery system?
"Love getting hammered but hate the taste?”
“Not into needles or anything illegal?”
“Now you can get your drunk on the proctologist way!”
“Introducing Blotto Butt - the backside booze bottle!"
[12:36 PM] Ms. Rose:
I am picturing barstools with special applicators that you can just sit on. That way, you know, getting smashed will still be "social and fun."
[12:37 PM] Mr. Silver:
(Cops) "How many drinks have you had tonight, Miss?"
"N-none!  Ofsher... (mugs for camera, stumbles and gives thumbs up) Thanss Bloddobudt!”
[12:37 PM] Ms. Rose:
"Bartender! Another shot of Purell. And one for my lady friend, too!"
LOL We are sick people.
[12:38 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes indeed :D
[12:39 PM] Ms. Rose:
"Try Blotto Butt PINK. Just for her!" (Woman discreetly slips enema into purse.)
[12:40 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Don't do shots!  Do squats!"
[12:40 PM] Ms. Rose:
OMG. ROFL!
Yes, we need to market this.
[12:41 PM] Mr. Silver:
And a vapor product, yes.
For more practical products, partway through this whole thing I pictured swallowable capsules
[12:42 PM] Ms. Rose:
Yeah, that's the thing about Blotto Butt. It requires a bathroom until public enemas (or those barstools) are the social norm. But pills--great idea!
[12:43 PM] Mr. Silver:
Softgel pills of 190 proof alcohol
"Try one?"
"Sure...why not?"  (pops a capsule)
(caption: "10 minutes later")
"How do I know if it's working?"
"Stand up."
(stands...teeters and catches self)
[12:44 PM] Ms. Rose:
For alcohol to cause intoxication, it must get into the brain. Once alcohol is consumed, it leaves the gastrointestinal (GI) tract to enter the bloodstream. This process is called “absorption”; alcohol is easily absorbed through cell membranes lining the GI tract into the blood capillaries. Once in the bloodstream, ethanol is carried to the heart, where it moves to the lungs and back to the heart to be pumped through the arterial system to all organs in the body.  Soo... would the soft gel part of the pill interfere with that?
[12:45 PM] Mr. Silver:
Well the capsule would dissolve in there
No flavor, no burn. Not a social activity, for sure.
"Tired of drinking to feel relaxed at parties?  Try new Courage Caps, the liquid courage in a pill!"
[12:47 PM] Ms. Rose:
But that plastic-y stuff most gel caps are made from stays in there for a while. Plus, one shot-glass of alcohol... wouldn't that take like 20 gel caps to fill?
(Maybe this is why this isn't already a thing.) LOL
[12:47 PM] Mr. Silver:
(Bubbly spokes-coed holds up pingpong ball) "Just one does it for me!"
Well. That is why I suggested 190 proof.
[12:50 PM] Ms. Rose:
The benzodiazepine class of drugs (Xanax, Ativan, etc.) act on the same brain receptors as alcohol. Their illicit use is sold as "does the same thing as alcohol, but no tummy issues!"
(You just abuse them and end up having massive seizures and or death, is all.)
We need to market the "safety" of Courage Caps.
"Courage Caps XXL! Now sold with a free bottle of Alka Seltzer and a coupon to McDonald's! Because you'll still get the same, regular hangover you're already used to!" LOL
[12:51 PM] Mr. Silver:
Unfortunately the end result would be some fratboy dork swallowing 15 in the first few days and us all landing in jail.
[12:52 PM] Ms. Rose:
Yeah. :(
Stupid frat boys. Ruining YET another billion-dollar idea!
We could always test it on the Russians first. They seem to be pretty hard up for alcohol.
[12:54 PM] Mr. Silver:
Apparently so.
We could market them as bath beads and put them in vending machines.
[12:55 PM] Ms. Rose:
(thumbs up)
[12:56 PM] Mr. Silver:
They're going to love reading this one.  Bunch of hits again this week!
[12:57 PM] Ms. Rose:
Maybe drinking bath lotion does something to your brain where chats from silly Americans are more funny (before it kills you.)



[10:08 AM] Mr. Silver:
Been doing crackers...wrong apparently...for a few years now.
[10:14 AM] Ms. Rose:
My boss at the publishing company always bought the staff proper Christmas crackers. I'm sure there are pics somewhere of the whole staff in the paper crowns. Her husband grew up in Britain, so she was basically British too.
[10:15 AM] Mr. Silver:
They sell a few different grades of plain to fancy ones at Michaels
Only have two left...have to go out for a set tonight
[10:16 AM] Ms. Rose:
Hers were fancy and IMPORTED. *turns up nose*
[10:17 AM] Mr. Silver:
I'm guessing I'll see mine were imported (from China) too
[10:17 AM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
[10:25 AM] Mr. Silver:
Mmmm...
"Christmas Pudding"
Do NOT look up how to make it if you like it.
Fortunately, reading this, I've never had it
[10:28 AM] Mr. Brown:
Funny how this is all traditional stuff from where most of our ancestors came from, but we don't do them anymore.
I wonder what it would be like if we had both Black Friday and Boxing Day.
lol
[10:34 AM] Mr. Blue:
"Chrimbo" sounds like what Tim & Eric would call Christmas
[10:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
“Happy Christmas”
Just sounds so strange
Just say merry
[10:39 AM] Mr. Blue:
Merry Chrimpus
[10:42 AM] Mr. Brown:
Happy Krampus
[10:43 AM] Ms. Rose:
I prefer "Happy" Christmas. (Didn't I sign your cards that way?) Maybe because I hear Mary every time someone says merry.
[10:46 AM] Mr. Brown:
Merry TROGDOR!
BURNANATE
[10:46 AM] Mr. Silver:
(post Courage Caps) Murr Curmursh!
"I'm kind of apathetic about the holiday, so I just shout "Christmas!" at people."
[10:48 AM] Ms. Rose:
"Ambivalent Holiday to you and the other carbon-based lifeforms in your immediate circle!"
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Sunday, October 15, 2017

427 - Rock & Roll Hall Of Feh, Yule Love The Peas, "The Grinch Clause", Why We Love A Scots Accent, I Dobn't Know How To Discribe This, and Holiday Traditions We Cannot Stomach

[3:26 PM] Mr. Silver:
Of course you know that Pearl Jam made the Hall of Fame
[3:28 PM] Ms. Rose:
Duh. I've been dancing in my chair all day.
Along with Tupac (he must still be alive!) and Yes and Journey (who should have been inducted eons ago.) Will be a interesting induction ceremony, at the least.
[3:28 PM] Mr. Silver:
Joan Baez also got in.
[3:29 PM] Ms. Rose:
Oh yeah, Joan Baez too.
[3:29 PM] Mr. Silver:
Because when I think “Rock and Roll”, I think of a woman who (I believe) has never composed or performed any Rock and Roll.
The list I saw mainly illustrates the following:
1. No one can actually tell you what Rock and Roll is
and
2. The Hall of Fame has a chronic history of not inducting groups and individuals who should have already been in the Hall of Fame decades ago...like "Yes".
I swear they have to go through a list every year, write down everyone ever involved in music since the Blues Age who is not already in the HoF and say "Hell...we can't induct ALL of these!"
Then they pick 10 at random out of The Pinball Wizard's hat.
[3:33 PM] Ms. Rose:
I really don't give a crap. The band I have loved and followed and been obsessed with since I was 11 (through many boyfriends, a marriage, two dogs, countless cats, and all of the Golden Girls episodes) is getting into the Hall of Fame. THAT is rock, to me, mostly. (rock)
[3:33 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Emo Philips did that 'Downers Grove' song!"
"Put him in the hat with K.I.S.S and Pink Floyd"
"Ok"
[3:36 PM] Ms. Rose:
And yeah - Journey and Yes. How are they not already in there?
[3:37 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup



[8:18 AM] Mr. Silver:
Went to and had a Yule feast/party/ceremony last night.  Was a good time.
[8:30 AM] Mr. Blue:
What'd you have?
[8:33 AM] Mr. Silver:
Well it was very American Thanksgiving/Christmas turkey traditional.  We contributed mushy peas.
Well received.
A couple guests there had tried it because we'd brought it to other dinners they'd been to.  But the one guy was excited about it because he hadn't had mushy peas since he was in England.
(tastes...tastes again...) "Actually, this is the best mushy peas I've ever had.  Better than anything over there."
Merry Egomas to me.
[8:43 AM] Mr. Blue:
Was this with the Unitarian church?
[8:44 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yeah, there's a whole segment of the UU that have pagan inclinations
Which the UU has no issue with because they are UU...
So after getting stuffed we went out to the fire that was going all evening and had a little opening ceremony.
Went back in and decorated a couple logs with boughs and sage and hemp twine and tags labelled with all our crap from 2016...
Then we went back out, burned them.
Had a couple rounds of toasts and good wishes and inspirational thoughts with a couple bottles of high proof alcohol - "drink, dribble, or spit on the fire...your choice" 
Had some good fireballs...hehe
Then we finished the ceremonial bit to end it and people went in to keep socializing for who knows how long - but we went home.
[8:54 AM] Mr. Brown:
My friends have a Yule party
I never seem to make it though
Oh, and Mr. Silver I found out somebody my wife works with lives near you is from England.
She calls her lovey at work
[8:56 AM] Mr. Silver:
I'll make her mushy peas if she'll show me how to make proper chips.
[8:56 AM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
When my sister in law's sister comes from Scotland, we always have to tell her people call them fries here
[8:58 AM] Mr. Silver:
Chips aren't fries though
The recipe I've tried is from the same source as the peas – they're like steak fry wedges, oiled and baked.
I just can't tell at all if I'm getting them right.
(dead of night, I knock on the door of the guy who liked the mushy peas) 
"Hi.  Could you try these chips please?" 
"Hrmmm?  Its...2am." 
"I couldn't sleep til I knew." 



[9:13 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have to set the gifts out on Saturday night all by myself
[9:14 AM] Mr. Silver:
(Santa, singing)
"Mr. Brown...with your jaundice so yellow...”
“Won't you take my place, my fine fellow?"
[9:15 AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm just hoping Brown Jr. does not have a bad dream and come out while I'm putting them under the tree, 'cause then I will have to think fast on a comeback
"Uh, Santa was in a hurry and threw them at me and said 'here you do it'."
[9:22 AM] Mr. Silver:
"And he got all pissed off when I asked him not to leave all these bags around, Junior, and said 'Ho Ho!  OK big shot! You think YOU can do it better?  Here's the sack! Figure it out!  Ho ho ho!'. And he LEFT! So I've been trying to get this right for like an hour, Junior...an HOUR. Could you help me out? Never sass Santa, kid."



[2:11 PM] Mr. Brown:
Mr. Silver, what do they call the black suit aliens in Doctor Who?
I forget
Ah, The Silence
[2:15 PM] Mr. Silver:
The fact that you wrote "I forget" is absolutely hilarious.
[2:15 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes going on how they work
LOL
Shit.  Unrelated, I've got a pen mark on my arm. I must have seen something.
[12:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
That Karen Gillan is soooOOOoooOOOooo good lookin'
She was definitely the highlight of GotG... her character was badass.
Nebula
She reminded me of the lady cenobite, with a little Borg queen mixed in.
[12:40 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes, Gillan is marvelous.
Thing that comes to my mind usually second about her behind 'yum!' is how amusing it was listening to her talk in a heavy Scottish accent online.
[12:53 PM] Mr. Blue:
She’s from Inverness
Nice town
That's where we got our flat tire fixed... they said it'd take 24 hours to get the tire in but when we gave them our sob story the mechanic found a replacement in an hour
Otherwise we'd have had to scratch Wales & Stonehenge off the list
[12:56 PM] Mr. Silver:
The prospect of two Americans hanging around for a full day lit a fire under him, eh?
[12:56 PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
That was the guy that was like "Ahh what state ye from?"
"Pennsylvania."
"Ahh!  Deel Unter."
"What?"
"Deel Unter.  Robert Deniro."
"Oh! Yeah."
(Filmed in the Mon Valley)



[12:47 PM] Mr. Brown:
i dobn't know exactly how to discribe the voice of this last client
but sounded like the very backwoods african american old man sittin no a pourch talking gipperish
[12:51 PM] Mr. Silver:
... sittin ... no a pow-rch ... talking jipper-ish ... ?
[12:52 PM] Mr. Brown:
I had lots of touble figuring out what they needed
[12:52 PM] Mr. Silver:
Me too
;)



[3:23 PM] Mr. Blue:
We're doing our Thanksgiving thing - spicey sausage pasta whatever
[3:24 PM] Mr. Silver:
The longstanding traditional Blue Family meal that Mr. Blue doesn't know how to make or what all is in it.
[3:24 PM] Mr. Blue:
We've been makin' it for nigh on 8 years - I actually think it's from Martha Stewart
[3:25 PM] Ms. Rose:
Her 1980's Thanksgiving show? If so, I think I may have had it.
[3:26 PM] Mr. Blue:
[3:27 PM] Ms. Rose:
Oh, sorry. My brain substituted "pasta" for "stuffing." I was thinking of Martha Stewart's turkey stuffing with sausage and apples and some kind of mushroom.
[3:27 PM] Mr. Silver:
The Silver household had a traditional Easter breakfast when I was a kid.
Had it every year...
Until I successfully pointed out that it was disgusting and didn't taste good.
[3:28 PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
We had one of those inedibles like that every Christmas but it was fruit bread
"Mom, I can't choke this down any more"
"Yeah. Okay."
[3:29 PM] Mr. Silver:
I wonder how many generations of Silvers had been just sucking it up without saying anything
[3:37 PM] Mr. Blue:
"make use of leftover hardboiled eggs"
Finally! Got so many sittin' around
[3:38 PM] Ms. Rose:
This says it all: Pour creamed eggs over buttered toast pieces; sprinkle with yolks.
[3:38 PM] Mr. Blue:
I like eggs but they should only be one consistency, and never "creamy"
[3:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Like dippy egg yolks?”
“SURE!”
“Well try dippy egg WHITES...with dried out yolk on it!"
[3:39 PM] Mr. Blue:
Reverse-sunny-side up
[3:40 PM] Ms. Rose:
I bet it was great at Easter, too, since the colored egg dye sometimes seeps into the hardboiled whites. Like a barfy rainbow!
[3:40 PM] Mr. Silver:
I dubbed them "Golden Rotten Eggs" for the psychological suggestion part of my anti-tradition campaign. I won in a couple years.
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