[12:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
Oh,
Charlemagne was crowned Holy Roman Emperor
I
think the chair he sat in is still there in... Trier? Or maybe Echen
Aachen
[12:14
PM] Mr. Silver:
Officially
the full name is “The King's Ass and Back is Aachen” Throne
[12:09
PM] Mr. Silver:
"I
can't believe they are remaking Jumanji! I didn't even like the
original Jumanji!"
"Karen
Gillan is in it dressed in a skimpy outfit."
"…
… When can I get advance tickets for it?"
What's
the point of that "vest"?
"Hey
fanboys! Ever see a pair of theeeese?"
[12:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
"This
outfit was designed specifically to piss off feminists, thus generate
pre-release buzz"
[12:24
PM] Mr. Silver:
“Yes
I’m wearing child sized clothes and YES there is a reason!”
Gillan tweeted. “The payoff is worth it, I promise!”
(2
months til release)
"Jumanji
producer agrees to remove Gillan 'explosively naked' scene to gain PG
rating, saying the payoff wasn't worth losing the family audience."
[12:27
PM] Mr. Brown:
'cause
you know - being in the jungle and all - wearing a belly-revealing
shirt is the best option for bugs and such.
[12:27
PM] Mr. Silver:
Maybe
her character is actually a kid or something and they were the right
size when she started...must have gotten the clothes from the Hulk
Chic line of children's play clothes though.
"One
size fits any degree of growth with minimal fraying on the edges."
[12:28
PM] Mr. Blue:
Knee-high
boots grew too
Or
maybe she tanned the leather herself
[12:29
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
forgot she was in Guardians of the Galaxy
[12:30
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
thinking maybe she's like a parody of female movie and video game
heroes... like she grew up with that and that's what she thinks they
should wear
So
they all prepare to play Jumanji, she comes along
"Don't
start yet. Wait for me!"
"Why
are you dressed like that?"
"Haven't
you ever seen Tomb Raider?"
[12:31
PM] Mr. Brown:
The
Doctor left her there.
"Here.
Put this on no questions"
Kicks
her out the door of the TARDIS and takes off
She
does appear to be Lara Croft, though
[8:32
AM] Mr. Blue:
This
lady makes Krampus look like the Easter Bunny
When
you're done reading that look at this picture of her
https://scarylittlechristmas.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/tumblr_mfas653wfn1rnseozo1_500.jpg
[8:33
AM] Mr. Silver:
I
vaguely recall her (reads)
Nope...different
hag. She's a beaut though
[8:34
AM] Mr. Blue:
Does
that kid even look old enough to know the meaning of the word
'misbehave'?
[8:37
AM] Mr. Silver:
"What
are you doing, Sister?"
"Uh...just
checking the baby."
[8:38
AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
[8:38
AM] Mr. Silver:
Yeah...bit
young to not be given a pass.
[2:28
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
forgot Lee Van Cleef was in “Escape From New York”
[2:30
PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup
[2:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
only time I can recall seeing him as something other than a
gunslinger or master ninja
[2:32
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Escape
From New York - Plan B"
(From
Helicopters) "Any single prisoner or team of up to 6
members who delivers the President, alive, to any of the following
designated areas within the next 12 hours will be extracted from New
York and be granted a cash award and given a executive pardon."
"What
you do with it is up to you, but we will pay for a 1st class ticket
out of the United States."
[2:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
That's
a better idea
It
would've even been a good movie
[2:41
PM] Mr. Silver:
Better
than sending in one dope
Actually,
yeah, it could be an interesting thing to watch
(Duke)
"I'm the Duke! I'm gonna hold him hostage!"
(Brain)
"Why? They offered you and 5 other people 10 million
dollars each, a presidential pardon and a ticket to anywhere."
(Duke)
"... ... bring the car around... Get the president up here."
[2:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
All
the different gangs and crooks band up into teams to try to get the
president off each other, while very carefully keeping him unharmed
It'd
be like capture the flag, only with a president
[2:48
PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes
I
think it would be quite a show
[2:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
president would have to try to pick which one he thought stood the
better chance of getting him out unharmed
[2:49
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah,
having the prisoners in on the whole thing would have been a good
story line instead of one guy
[2:54
PM] Mr. Silver:
(Brain)
"If you take me and Maggie, we'll only take a million apiece,
Duke. 18 more for you."
"Yeah.
(shoots two other toadies) Get in."
[2:54
PM] Mr. Brown:
Snake
is kind of a toned-down Rambo
Having
him wear snake skin pants was just strange too
He
can be called Snake but does he have to look it too?
[2:56
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Snake-Pants
Plisken... I heard you were dead...fashionably."
"My
girlfriend keeps buying them. Give me a break."
"Sure,
Snake-Pants."
"Look!
It's not a nickname I want. It's Bob. Just Bob
Plisken."
[2:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
the original script he was supposed ot flicker his tongue and go
"SSSSSSSSSSS!" every couple of minutes
[2:56
PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
Talk
with a lisssssp
Hi,
my nameth Thnake Blithkinth
[2:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
They
cut a scene where he unhinged his jaw to swallow a large meal
[3:03
PM] Mr. Brown:
When
he gets scared or wants to threaten somebody, his hair sticks out to
the sides
[3:03
PM] Mr. Silver:
...already
does
[3:04
PM] Mr. Brown:
He
lost that eye when he spit venom in his own eye
[3:05
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Sooo...No
Depth Perception Plissken. I heard you can't hit a target."
[3:24
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[3:32
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Escape
from Old Katzenjammer"
(The
Duke) "Beaver Brown... I heard of you. I heard you were
fired."
[3:08
PM] Mr. Brown:
[3:13
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Jesus
Use Me" (first song is about the Puerto Rican gardener who
landscapes for the church)
[3:17
PM] Ms. Rose:
"Sounds
of His Coming" by Peter Panis.
[3:18
PM] Mr. Silver:
"What
IS that noise? I thought this was a gospel album?"
Always
wondered how God awful (description chosen carefully) those songs
are.
(Receptionist
answers phone)
"Deca
Studios, this is Allison. I see. Yes. And the type
of music? Ok. Are you planning to provide your own
funding? Good. OK, let me get you someone in the Novelty
and Freakshow department. Yes. No, of course not...it just
routes through there. Bless you too. Please hold."
[1:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
Agent JOSEPH
JOSEPH
Come
on
[1:16
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
went to high school with an Amos Amos. (No relation to Tori,
unfortunately.)
[1:17
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Middle
name is 'The'."
Wasn't
Junior, at least. (searches) Good God, there are some Juniors
(Mrs.
Joseph, cuddling new baby) "What should we name him, dear?"
(Mr.
Joseph, admiring self and preening in mirror) "Well...I have an
idea..."
or
[1:24
PM] Ms. Rose:
...the
suspense.
[1:24
PM] Mr. Silver:
(Russian
spy headquarters) "We have made you randomized field identity for our
Operation Katzenjammer that computer has determined is least
suspicious to average American Pittsburgh Yinzer citizen. Agent –
you are now (looks at dossier) Joseph J. Joseph, Junior of St.
Joseph...Miss-sour-ee. ... ... Is this result correct, tovarish?"
(flunky)
"Da!"
[1:29
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Howdy
pardner. Vould you like to attend baseballs game?"
[1:37
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Hey
you boy-ee. Go the Steelworkers! Hey where can a regular
guy get some beers...nat...with same-minded industrial or military
programmers like me so I can relate, dude?"
[1:40
PM] Mr. Blue:
T-shirt
says "I <3 Capitalism"
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