[11:49
AM] Mr. Brown:
well
my aunt has breast cancer
here
comes the fun
most
of my family has had cancer
[11:52
AM]
Most?
Dang. What are your folks doing?
[11:52
AM] Mr. Brown:
Grandfather
on dad's side had prostate - still kicking
Aunt,
his daughter, had breast - still kicking
My
dad had prostate, colon and skin - still kicking
[11:53
AM] Mr. Blue:
My
grandfather had prostate but that didn't get him. Skin cancer did
and
i think it was his 2nd or 3rd skin cancer diagnosis
One
finally got into the lymph nodes or whatever and spread
On
a long enough timeline everyone will get skin cancer...if you're
lucky enough that something else doesn't kill you first
[11:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
yeah
i'm
prone to multiple kinds of cancer
so
if I end up with one it will not be a suprise lol
[11:54
AM] Mr. Blue:
too
bad there isn't any good kind of cancer
"You
have bicep cancer, making them massive and powerful. You'll
need to get all new custom shirts and be careful with your
handshakes."
[11:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
There
are better ones, just not a good kind
lol
[11:55
AM]
(solemn
Brown family graduation tradition) "We have a traditional
gift for occasions like this. It's time that you got one of
your great grandfather's "warm rocks" we brought from the
old country. Marie Curie herself gave them to him as a gift.
Wear it, always, for luck. (everyone claps)"
[11:55
AM] Mr. Brown:
Pap
was exposed to that asian orange crap
[11:56
AM]
Agent
That
was evocative though
[11:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[11:56
AM] Mr. Brown:
That's
it
[11:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
like Asian better though
[11:56
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
He
was exposed to asian orange chicken
[12:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
just picturing helicopters dropping these
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91AM815zU2L._SX355_.jpg
As
CCR's “Born on the Bayou” is blasting
[12:01
PM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[12:01
PM] Mr. Brown:
that'll
get em
[12:01
PM] Mr. McGreen:
that'd
hurt like a bitch
[12:01
PM] Mr. Brown:
Agent
Vitamin C
[12:02
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No
scurvy in Nam
[8:43
AM]
So...Star
Trek 4.
I
forgot that it had one of the most forgettable themes in existence.
Fun
movie though
(google
check)
heh...i
was right. Jane Wiedlin WAS in it.
(The
elfin cutie from The Go Gos)
There's
a scene just as Earth is being destroyed with her on a screen in the
background giving some sort of power report in odd hair and her
squeaky voice. One of those luxuries you get when you've
watched something enough times that you can wander around looking at
stuff in the background to catch interesting details.
[9:00
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
liked Wiedlin as Jean de Arc in Bill & Ted
She
has that fairy / pixie look i like
[9:15
AM]
Yup
me
too
[9:16
AM] Mr. Brown:
Back
and forth on the pixie for me
I
think i've always been more of a personality guy
I
have my vices but still more personality than anything
[9:18
AM]
Elf
girls is a vice?
[9:18
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
fall for a big ole butt
lol
[9:19
AM]
hehe
Not
thinking there's a lotta elf girls with a big tush
[9:19
AM] Mr. Brown:
no
So
the personality comes into play there
[9:20
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
dont care how good her personality is - if she looks like a manatee i
dont think i can make it work
[9:20
AM]
Men
look for animated conversation and a sense of humor in a woman's
butt.
[9:20
AM] Mr. Brown:
Well
we are all hard-wired to avoid poor genetics
[9:21
AM]
Have
to explain that one please.
(anthropologist
leans in)
(furtively
pushes microphone hidden in bush toward Mr. Brown)
[9:22
AM] Mr. McGreen:
yeah,
i see plenty of ugly trashy idiots breeding a lot
[9:22
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
guess its more poor matches
Some
of it is cultural though, too
Taught
to not like big butts, so you don't like them
Have
them thrust upon you day after day, then you like them or hate them
I'm
not scientific
i'm
thoghtrotific
I'm
extreamly abstract
[9:25
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Your
spelling sure is
[9:26
AM]
We
seem to actually be wired to admire a set of hips that say to our
reptile brain "this one won't die in childbirth"
[9:26
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes
So
I'd want a wide-hipped pixie
[9:27
AM] Mr. McGreen:
But
then she's not really a pixie
I
hear pixie i think petite
[9:34
AM]
Petite
doesn't mean she can't have hips
"Tinkerbell",
as a silly example, is - in fact – quite hippy. It was
one of Disney's jokes
Early
on she admires herself in a mirror - then measures her hips with her
hands and is shocked. She later gets them stuck in a keyhole.
[2:09
PM]
heh
So
“Hook”
just ended down there
Reminded
me of an interview I didn't see but heard with Spielberg. Mrs.
Silver was watching it in the next room.
Apparently
he was on an interview show with his mom about some film or event or
something.
And
they asked him about his frequent characterization of dads as
irresponsible, inattentive, scatterbrained or jerks.
Basically bad dads
And
he said it was a dig at his own dad.
A
revenge-in-film as it were, for him cheating on his mom and the
divorce and etc.
His
mom pipes up:
"That
wasn't your dad. I cheated on him. It was my
fault it all happened."
"Wait...I've
been trashing him all this time and it was you?"
"Apparently."
"Damn."
[2:16
PM] Mr. Brown:
New
spin coming in future Spielberg films
lol
[2:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
i
was just reading about someone that always portrayed dads as idiots
Can't
remember
i
think it was another director
Oh
it was the opposite
It
was Hitchcock
His
films frequently have people with difficult relationships with their
moms
[9:38
AM] Mr. McGreen:
So
you know that Christmas song Baby Its Cold Outside
[9:39
AM]
The
date rapey one?
[9:39
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
was just thinking about rapey it sounds when i actually heard her say
"what's in this drink?"
[9:40
AM]
yup
I've
adjusted some lyrics on that particular monstrosity
[9:40
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Song
ends with *SMACK* *THUD* *dragging sounds* ?
[9:41
AM]
No,
I've not replaced any "her" lines after "What's in
this drink?" with things like 'I need to lay down', snoring, or
just silence yet.
The bits I've re-written go something like:
"I've
got to go 'way..."
"But
baby it's cold outside..."
"I
really can't stay..."
"But
baby it's cold outside..."
"So
glad that you're gay..."
"…
… what?"
"And
you're so nice..."
"Wait!
Who told you That?!"
“My
mother won't have to worry...”
“Believe
me she should!”
“My
father won't be pacing the floor...”
“Wait,
you've been telling everyone this???”
There
was more...Don't remember it well...not one of my completed filks.
[9:47
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol.
I'm
on hold music and it's playing on it but a different set of singers
[9:47
AM] Mr. Brown:
"Oh
baby its cold as a witch's tit outside...and yours are nice"
"What?"
"I said baby its cold outside"
"What?"
"I said baby its cold outside"
[9:48
AM] Mr. McGreen:
"Obviously
its cold outside"
"Well I'm wearing my winter nipples"
"Well I'm wearing my winter nipples"
[9:49
AM]
"Your
high beams could cut plate glass..."
"Hey,
I'm up here!"
"You've
got a nice bouncy-"
*SLAP!!!*
[9:50
AM] Mr. Brown:
You
could do the song with the woman continuously disagreeing:
“I
just checked and its 68 out...”
“Nope
its very humid right now...”
[9:50
AM]
What?
"Baby, It's Warm Outside"?
A
modern environmental Christmas Carol!
[9:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
"Oh
baby its cold outside"
"I
think I'll put on my bikini"
[9:55
AM] Mr. McGreen:
"Oh
baby, can I waaaatch yooou chaaaange?"
[9:55
AM]
Is
that a line from "Baby Its Dark In This Closet", Mr.
McGreen?
Or
that other creep classic...
"Baby
It's Cold Up This Tree Outside Your Window"
"Hey,
what was that noise?"
"Oh
baby it's cold out here..."
(Later
– Mr. Silver)
[10:56
AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
very cold over here.
This
sucks.
[10:56
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Are you
running low on iron?
[10:57
AM] Mr. Brown:
And
there is Ice coming out the vents
my
hands are starting to hurt
Its
f-ing cold on this side
[11:05
AM] Mr. McGreen:
come
sit over here
lots
of availability
[11:06
AM]
(adds music)
“I'm
very cold over here.”
“Oh
baby it's cold inside...”
"My
hands are starting to hurt..."
“Are
you running low on iron?”
"It's
F-ing cold on this side..."
“Come
sit over here...”
"There's
ICE coming out the vents..."
"Lots
of availability this side..."
(duet)
“Oh baby, it's cooooold innnnsiiiiiide...”
[11:09
AM] Mr. Blue:
“Baby
It's Cold Inside” (Katzenjammer remix).
