511 - Good Cancer, Cute Hips, Naughty Moms, and Cold Lyrics

[11:49 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

well my aunt has breast cancer

here comes the fun

most of my family has had cancer

[11:52 AM] 

Most?  Dang.  What are your folks doing?

[11:52 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

Grandfather on dad's side had prostate - still kicking

Aunt, his daughter, had breast - still kicking

My dad had prostate, colon and skin - still kicking

[11:53 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

My grandfather had prostate but that didn't get him. Skin cancer did

and i think it was his 2nd or 3rd skin cancer diagnosis

One finally got into the lymph nodes or whatever and spread

On a long enough timeline everyone will get skin cancer...if you're lucky enough that something else doesn't kill you first

[11:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

yeah

i'm prone to multiple kinds of cancer

so if I end up with one it will not be a suprise lol

[11:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

too bad there isn't any good kind of cancer

"You have bicep cancer, making them massive and powerful.  You'll need to get all new custom shirts and be careful with your handshakes."

[11:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

There are better ones, just not a good kind

lol

[11:55 AM] 

(solemn Brown family graduation tradition)  "We have a traditional gift for occasions like this.  It's time that you got one of your great grandfather's "warm rocks" we brought from the old country.  Marie Curie herself gave them to him as a gift. Wear it, always, for luck.  (everyone claps)"

[11:55 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

Pap was exposed to that asian orange crap

[11:56 AM] 

Agent

That was evocative though

[11:56 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

lol

[11:56 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

That's it

[11:56 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I like Asian better though

[11:56 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

lol

He was exposed to asian orange chicken

[12:01 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

I'm just picturing helicopters dropping these https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91AM815zU2L._SX355_.jpg

As CCR's “Born on the Bayou” is blasting

[12:01 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

lol

[12:01 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

that'll get em

[12:01 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

that'd hurt like a bitch

[12:01 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

Agent Vitamin C

[12:02 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

No scurvy in Nam

[8:43 AM] 

So...Star Trek 4. 

I forgot that it had one of the most forgettable themes in existence. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct5-__9VTAY

Fun movie though

(google check)

heh...i was right.  Jane Wiedlin WAS in it.

(The elfin cutie from The Go Gos) 

There's a scene just as Earth is being destroyed with her on a screen in the background giving some sort of power report in odd hair and her squeaky voice.  One of those luxuries you get when you've watched something enough times that you can wander around looking at stuff in the background to catch interesting details.

[9:00 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I liked Wiedlin as Jean de Arc in Bill & Ted

She has that fairy / pixie look i like

[9:15 AM] 

Yup

me too

[9:16 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

Back and forth on the pixie for me

I think i've always been more of a personality guy

I have my vices but still more personality than anything

[9:18 AM] 

Elf girls is a vice?

[9:18 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

I fall for a big ole butt

lol

[9:19 AM] 

hehe

Not thinking there's a lotta elf girls with a big tush

[9:19 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

no

So the personality comes into play there

[9:20 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

I dont care how good her personality is - if she looks like a manatee i dont think i can make it work

[9:20 AM] 

Men look for animated conversation and a sense of humor in a woman's butt.

[9:20 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

Well we are all hard-wired to avoid poor genetics

[9:21 AM] 

Have to explain that one please. 

(anthropologist leans in)

(furtively pushes microphone hidden in bush toward Mr. Brown)

[9:22 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

yeah, i see plenty of ugly trashy idiots breeding a lot

[9:22 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

I guess its more poor matches

Some of it is cultural though, too

Taught to not like big butts, so you don't like them

Have them thrust upon you day after day, then you like them or hate them

I'm not scientific

i'm thoghtrotific

I'm extreamly abstract

[9:25 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Your spelling sure is

[9:26 AM] 

We seem to actually be wired to admire a set of hips that say to our reptile brain "this one won't die in childbirth"

[9:26 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

Yes

So I'd want a wide-hipped pixie

[9:27 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

But then she's not really a pixie

I hear pixie i think petite

[9:34 AM]

Petite doesn't mean she can't have hips

"Tinkerbell", as a silly example, is - in fact – quite hippy.  It was one of Disney's jokes

Early on she admires herself in a mirror - then measures her hips with her hands and is shocked. She later gets them stuck in a keyhole.

[2:09 PM] 

heh

So

“Hook” just ended down there

Reminded me of an interview I didn't see but heard with Spielberg.  Mrs. Silver was watching it in the next room.

Apparently he was on an interview show with his mom about some film or event or something.

And they asked him about his frequent characterization of dads as irresponsible, inattentive, scatterbrained or jerks.   

Basically bad dads

And he said it was a dig at his own dad.

A revenge-in-film as it were, for him cheating on his mom and the divorce and etc.

His mom pipes up:

"That wasn't your dad.  I cheated on him.  It was my fault it all happened."

"Wait...I've been trashing him all this time and it was you?"

"Apparently."

"Damn."

[2:16 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

New spin coming in future Spielberg films

lol

[2:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Heh

i was just reading about someone that always portrayed dads as idiots

Can't remember

i think it was another director

Oh it was the opposite

It was Hitchcock

His films frequently have people with difficult relationships with their moms

[9:38 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

So you know that Christmas song Baby Its Cold Outside

[9:39 AM] 

The date rapey one?

[9:39 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

I was just thinking about rapey it sounds when i actually heard her say "what's in this drink?"

[9:40 AM] 

yup

I've adjusted some lyrics on that particular monstrosity

[9:40 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Song ends with *SMACK* *THUD* *dragging sounds* ?

[9:41 AM] 

No, I've not replaced any "her" lines after "What's in this drink?" with things like 'I need to lay down', snoring, or just silence yet.

The bits I've re-written go something like: 

"I've got to go 'way..."

"But baby it's cold outside..."

"I really can't stay..."

"But baby it's cold outside..."

"So glad that you're gay..."

"… … what?"

"And you're so nice..."

"Wait! Who told you That?!"

“My mother won't have to worry...”

“Believe me she should!”

“My father won't be pacing the floor...”

“Wait, you've been telling everyone this???”

There was more...Don't remember it well...not one of my completed filks.

[9:47 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

lol.

I'm on hold music and it's playing on it but a different set of singers

[9:47 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

"Oh baby its cold as a witch's tit outside...and yours are nice"
"What?"
"I said baby its cold outside"

[9:48 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

"Obviously its cold outside"
"Well I'm wearing my winter nipples"

[9:49 AM] 

"Your high beams could cut plate glass..."

"Hey, I'm up here!"

"You've got a nice bouncy-"

*SLAP!!!*

[9:50 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

You could do the song with the woman continuously disagreeing:

“I just checked and its 68 out...”

“Nope its very humid right now...”

[9:50 AM] 

What?  "Baby, It's Warm Outside"? 

A modern environmental Christmas Carol!

[9:53 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

"Oh baby its cold outside"

"I think I'll put on my bikini"

[9:55 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

"Oh baby, can I waaaatch yooou chaaaange?"

[9:55 AM] 

Is that a line from "Baby Its Dark In This Closet", Mr. McGreen?

Or that other creep classic...

"Baby It's Cold Up This Tree Outside Your Window"

"Hey, what was that noise?"

"Oh baby it's cold out here..."

(Later – Mr. Silver)

[10:56 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

I'm very cold over here.

This sucks.

[10:56 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Are you running low on iron?

[10:57 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

And there is Ice coming out the vents

my hands are starting to hurt

Its f-ing cold on this side

[11:05 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

come sit over here

lots of availability

[11:06 AM]  

(adds music) 

“I'm very cold over here.”

“Oh baby it's cold inside...”

"My hands are starting to hurt..."

“Are you running low on iron?”

"It's F-ing cold on this side..."

“Come sit over here...”

"There's ICE coming out the vents..."

"Lots of availability this side..."

(duet) “Oh baby, it's cooooold innnnsiiiiiide...”

[11:09 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

“Baby It's Cold Inside” (Katzenjammer remix).