[2:02
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
watched Hitman's Body Guard last night
I
thought it was funny
39%
on Rotten Tomatoes
[2:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
What'd
Maltin give it
[2:17
PM] Mr. Brown:
Who
is Maltin?
[2:27
PM]
Leonard
Maltin, the film critic
Most
famous with MST3K folk for his rating for Laserblast
vs a pile of good movies.
[2:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
Laserblast
rated higher than Blade Runner, The Thing, Taxi Driver...
Laserblast
is better than The Shining (2 stars)
and
The Dark Knight (2 stars)
The
Shawshank Redemption and Sophie's Choice are equal to Laserblast
Terminator
2 and Laserblast... virtually identical, according to Leonard Maltin
On
a Saturday night, Maltin throws a bag of popcorn in the microwave and
furrows his brow as he tries to decide if he should toss in
Terminator 2 or Laserblast
Imagine
that decision taking more than a nanosecond
[2:45
PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
[2:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
Did
you watch the Laserblast mst3k? i think it's on Netflix
[2:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
yes
[2:46
PM]
yes
[2:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
It's
not the worst mst3k-screened movie, but it's still a pretty bad movie
[2:46
PM]
Finally
watched it after years of hearing about it
It
was ultra 70s
[2:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
a claymation alien that shoots cars
[2:47
PM] Mr. Blue:
That
was the best part - the claymation
[2:47
PM] Mr. Brown:
Guy
turns into a crazy zombie after finding an infected medallion
[2:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
Roddy
McDowall makes an appearance and gets quickly blown up, as i recall
Oh,
and him blowing up the big billboard that just said "STAR WARS"
on it
[2:59
PM] Mr. Brown:
So
apparently they spelled McDowall's name wrong in the credits
[3:05
PM]
The
film was obviously patched together out of order in places
Heh...
the opener.
Let's
track down the mad ET gunman with his insanity-causing power supply
or whatever...
And
then just leave the equipment there on earth...
And
then act surprised halfway home when we get a signal that someone has
started using it...
Turn
the ship around...
Fly
all the way back and take care of it...
And...
LEAVE
THE EQUIPMENT THERE AGAIN!
[3:10
PM] Mr. Brown:
Xenomorphs
are smarter than them
[3:16
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
the review, Laserblast was described as "an
incomprehensible blending" of popular recent films like Star
Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, with a script
"so disordered we could not be certain that the reels were being
run in proper sequence".
[3:18
PM]
Yes!
[3:19
PM] Mr. Brown:
Uh
i don't know what we have here. Lets just throw it together and run
it
[3:22
PM]
Maybe
the 2 ½ stars were the kid, the girlfriend, and the remains of
Roddy McDowell
[3:23
PM]
So...life-size
Facehugger
People
were all cooing over it and it being cool and “want
one”...including Mr. Gray who passed the ad to me...
[3:24
PM] Mr. Brown:
Feeds
you candy
lol
A
Facehugger mask that is a candy dispenser would be cool
[3:24
PM]
Until
someone noticed how anatomically correct the underside
was...lady-parts wise.
"Um...that
kinda looks like..."
"It
exactly looks like..."
[3:25
PM] Mr. Brown:
Oh!
This litttle thing
https://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/NC51355lg.jpg
lol
Can
use it for the sex talk
[3:26
PM]
The
very picture
[3:27
PM] Mr. Brown:
"So
dad, when does she lay eggs in me again?"
[3:29
PM]
(My
reply post) "Gee. Who could have ever guessed that Giger
would have designed a hyper-sexualized alien horror? Why next
you'll be trying to convince me that the whole xenomorph life-cycle
is intentionally a perverse body-horror aberration of human
sexuality!"
Mr.
Gray laughed - "I never even noticed before."
[3:32
PM]
I
assumed it was sarcasm
“Hell...the
Alien queen has high heels on.”
I
showed that to Mr. Gray later, live. He really HADN'T noticed
before.
[3:34
PM] Mr. Brown:
BDSM
aliens
[3:35
PM]
Gasp!
Nay!
Giger
probably isn't SFW to look up...
Heh...
"probably"
[11:03
AM]
Answer
is wrong...
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/math/a13858785/riddle-of-the-week-42-can-you-find-the-hiding-turkey/
"You,
sir, are assuming a lot about turkeys. Also I beat your pattern
with no effort on the first try."
[11:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
was staring at the picture of a turkey looking for a hidden one
I
didn't even scroll down
so
not looking good for me answering any riddles
[9:13
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
saw an article that said we humans have created an invisible barrier
that only recently we have discovered around the earth
[9:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
What,
trash? Yeah
[9:14
AM] Mr. Brown:
Radio
frequencies, i believe
Trying
to remember exactly what i read
[9:14
AM]
(Agent
Smith) "Do you know what I hate most about humans, Mr.
Anderson? The smell barrier."
[9:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
[9:15
AM] Mr. McGreen:
scientists
have discovered, The Atmosphere
[9:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
That
might not be it
Probably
another invisible sheild
lol
[9:19
AM]
"Your
feeble energy shield will not protect you for long. Ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Haaaaaaa."
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/prinspace/prinspace1.jpg
[9:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
:-D
[9:46
AM]
Rented
Star Trek 4...unwatched yet though. People wanted to do
things
"And
then we'll watch 6 and we'll be done."
"What
about the others."
"We'll
watch 6 and be done."
"What
about #5?"
"La
la la la la la...."
"Are
there any after 6?"
"Busy...sorry..."
"Was
Khan the first one? I thought there was another first."
"Only
I like that one."
[9:52
AM] Mr. Blue:
Which
is 4?
search
for spock?
or
the voyage home?
I
liked the 1st one but i can see why people didn't.
The
special effects were surprisingly good
khan
is good, search for Spock i recall being dull, voyage home is good, i
never bothered with 5 and the undiscovered country is good
[9:55
AM] Mr. Brown:
which
one had the ear bug?
[9:55
AM]
Khan.
Khan,
Search, Voyage and Undiscovered Country all follow the same storyline
even if Search is weak.
The
whole framing of Kirk and for hating Klingons to get him out of the
way
Then
there was 1, 5, and the forgettable crossover
[9:57
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Which
one did Kirk kill his wife in?
[9:58
AM]
Kirk
was never married...so...none.
Star
Trek 0 - The Search For Plot
[10:01
AM] Mr. Brown:
He
had the accidental son
lol
[10:02
AM]
As
far as the “seek out new life” and the “where no man has gone”
themes, and how tiny the Federation et al was in the grand scheme of
the Star Trek galaxy, I think #1 is the best movie.
The
writers did well with the Borg, but I'm wondering if V'Ger would have
been casually interested, downloaded their entire collective, and
then just wiped them out as a cybernetic contamination of machines.
More
info for the Creator
V'Ger
had "tiny" parts that were bigger than a Borg cube.
[1:54
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
have a new slogan for Cherikee Red pop - "*STHHSSSS-Klick* MMM
AHHHH... Racism tastes GOOOOOD"
[1:55
PM]
“Crisp
refreshing Injun taste!”
[1:55
PM] Mr. Brown:
"When
I'm handing out smallpox infected blankets, I always have a
refreshing Cherikee Red pop"
[1:58
PM]
"My
people call it soda!"
http://shepherdspiehole.typepad.com/.a/6a0167621b7ded970b01901e226502970b-pi
[1:59
PM] Mr. Brown:
Actually,
looking again, it says soda on the can. lol
[2:23
PM] Mr. Blue:
On
Always Sunny their running gag is "Wolf Cola"
It
started as a shell company for Frank to use to launder money and get
tax breaks but then they got audited by the IRS so they had to make
real Wolf Cola
So
they invite the IRS auditor to a baby's funeral (the one Dee was
claiming as a dependent for tax breaks) and they're drinking Wolf
Cola while giving the eulogy...
"Wolf
Cola ladies and gentlemen... The right cola for closure."
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