Saturday, June 29, 2019

540 - Batcast, Night Of The Living Plows, "I'm A Dick, Son"

[1:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
anyway Batman
Before i forget - just some quick points. 
1.  Burton got Gotham right. 
2. Nolan got Gotham right in Batman Begins but the other two he just kind of forgot it and went back to Gotham looking like Anycity, USA.
[1:29 PM] 
Noticed that but never finished Nolan's 2 and never saw any of 3.
Nolan's 1st didn't impress me that much...I liked some elements of it. 
[1:30 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
of course Burton's is also a lot like Metropolis, the silent one
noticed a couple Easter egg type things re-watching them that i wouldn't have noticed as a kid
i also decided that Nicholson was miscast as The Joker
He's a straight man
[1:35 PM] 
He was a good Joker. 
[1:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
he was good
apparently Burton wanted Brad Dourif
who i think would've been perfect
[1:35 PM] 
I liked Catwoman's character better
[1:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
me too, and her casting better
i think Nicholson was good but it wasn't a perfect fit
But yeah my other takeaway was that Michelle Pfeiffer was incredible as Catwoman
best Catwoman ever, and that's considering Julie Newmar
i guess it could be argued that Nolan's "gritty reboot" wasn't any grittier and with only marginally more realism than Burton's first 2
[1:55 PM] 
Pfieffer did the mousey/cool/distraught thing sooo well
[1:56 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yes
[1:56 PM] 
I remember feeling really bad in the theater when they were dancing and figured out who each other was.
Unfortunately I didn't really get into penguin troops
Kinda wrecked it for me.
Would rather they'd kept the plan with just the gang.
[1:58 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yeah
[1:58 PM] 
The rest was great
[1:58 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
maybe bring in freaks from other cities or something
[1:58 PM] 
yes
[2:00 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
also noticed, and was quite proud of it, that one of the freaks in the gang is Mac's dad from Always Sunny
Painted face and only 1 speaking line but i knew it right away
[2:01 PM] 
heh
[2:01 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Which made me wonder if maybe Devito and him stayed friends and Devito got him the Mac's dad gig
[2:01 PM] 
good eye



[2:33 PM] 
Last night's film for us was "She"
I remember being surprised I enjoyed it the first time so grabbed it again. 
[2:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
don't know it
[2:34 PM] 
Sandahl Bergman when she was big
Post Apocalypse
Based on a novel
Very 80s
[2:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh
[2:34 PM] 
Can't have had a great budget, and yet it worked.
Superior fight choreography and camerawork helped
I realized on the second watch that "the obvious hero" was not the hero.
[2:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
she was good in Conan
I don't think I've seen her in anything else
i think she did dance / musical type stuff mostly, like Xanadu
[2:37 PM] 
Nod...she had a bit part as a muse at the start of “Xanadu”.
"She", appropriately, was the hero despite how it started and progressed...kind of snuck up on you.
The cut they showed is obviously not the only one.
Partly because I remembered a bit from years ago and it wasn't there
And there's also a photo-credit title for a character at the end who was obviously important (brief vision) but isn't in the film at all.
[2:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
wow
[2:46 PM] 
wow?
[2:48 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
about the person in the post credit titles but who isn't in the film as cut
[2:52 PM] 
Nod
Some old woman.  i assume it was some prophesy thing at the start.
That's odd too... “She” just kinda starts in a way
I subtitled it last night as "The Wacky Stuff Californians Get Up to After the Bomb"
Because it's very weird
Works though



[10:55 AM]  Mr. Yellow: 
Katzenjammer anniversary celebration this morning
[10:55 AM] 
yup
[10:55 AM]  Mr. Yellow: 
No breakfast food I like or would eat :(
[10:55 AM] 
Largely for me it seems to be a lunch
[10:55 AM]  Mr. Yellow: 
F-ing Shane and his breackfat choice
[10:55 AM] 
?
What did he pick for breakfast?
(Though "breackfat" is evocative)
[10:56 AM]  Mr. Yellow: 
Breakfast sandwiches from (restaurant) all with cheese and other things I do not like on them.
He knew I would not eat anything and was busting me on my hatred of cheese in the meeting.
[10:58 AM] 
Lactose issues or just doesn't do it for you?  (Cheese guy)
[10:59 AM]  Mr. Yellow: 
doesn't matter. He is a prick and convinced them to get that breakfast instead of our typical bacon eggs hash browns and toast.
[11:03 AM] 
Bastage



[10:12 AM] 
(two nights ago) "It's only 8 o'clock.  let's have Silver Junior watch 'Night of the Living Dead'."
"No!" 
"Hehehe."
"You two can watch it in the morning on the weekend or something so he has all day to let it go.  Why'd you record it anyway?"
"Because I was talking to Mr. Blue about how I used Evans City in a game and how we drove through the cemetery groaning "They're coming to get you Bar-brah!" over and over and Silver Jr. thought we were crazy."
"Oh.  Well then, i get it. But I don't want to see it."
[10:17 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
NotLD is practically required viewing just from a cultural/historical standpoint
As much as learning about the War of 1812 or seeing the Mona Lisa
[10:18 AM] 
"It's a classic.  Granted its disturbing, but it's kinda light fare compared to some of the stuff you've been watching on TV."
"Hmm..."
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
it's so tame by today's standards
[10:18 AM] 
yup
[10:19 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Probably worth doing The Crazies and Dawn of the Dead after
[10:20 AM] 
"Tell your teacher we did a social studies/film history project."
[10:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The Crazies was also filmed in Evans City
[10:20 AM] 
I didn't know that
Not sure I actually ever saw it
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
been a while, but i think it's just about some government lab that spills some nerve gas that turns people into homicidal maniacs
and it's released near Evans City
in color too
I still haven't seen Return of the Living Dead
I just can't find it anywhere
[10:30 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Evans City was the only place with clean roads yesterday
[10:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"A government laboratory accidentally releases a toxic gas in a small town that turns people into crazed snow shovelers."
[10:35 AM] 
(listening to radio) "This reporter witnessed for himself that within minutes after the man in the la-z-boy was exposed to the gas by investigators, he looked from his TV to the window and stood...actually stood...and shambled over to put on a parka, hat, grab a bag of salt and head outside."
[10:37 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
It was amazing though
Perfect roads there
Hit 19...complete shit
[10:37 AM] 
"The DOT urges listeners to not attempt to interact with any of these people out with shovels."
(man on TV interview) "They're out there...doin' it for free... They're unpaid...They're…all messed up."
(couldn't NOT have a "they're all messed up" line in there.)
[10:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"No one will be admitted during the sidewalk salting scene!"
[10:42 AM] 
"They're coming to snow blow, Bar-brah."
"Stop it, Johnny!"
(20 shovelless figures converge on the burning plow pickup... finding no shovels they begin eating the snow by hands full!)
[10:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heheh
[11:06 AM] 
I think I'm out of gags.  Been too long since I've seen it.



[12:47 PM]
Love the client profile name fields
Dr. Marcus Dick, Son
"The name's Dr. Marcus Dick, son."
[12:48 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Call me Mark.  Dr. Dick was my father's name."
Dr. Dick, urologist
[12:57 PM] 
(commercial)  "Erectile dysfunction?  Call Dr. Dick, son!”
(jingle singers...bouncing "balls" shtick)
If your dick needs a doctor, then call him quick!”
If your dick needs a doctor, call Dr. Dick!"
"Also specializes in Hēafodtramet."

539 - "That's DOCTOR Booger", One Vote One Man, and Silly Disasters

[9:29 AM] 
Please join me in congratulating Jake Barger and Nate Booher on their recent promotions.
Too close together...sorry Nate...I read “Nate Booger”
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
The earliest origins of the name Booger are with the Viking settlers of the early Middle Ages; the surname having come from a place named by the Vikings It is a name for someone who lived in a place noted for the presence of a ridge that formed a boundary between two distinct areas.
Wonder if there are any Doctor Boogers
[9:38 AM] 
Sounds like a funk band leader to me
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Doctor Booger, ENT
[9:40 AM] 
Dr. Booger, Otolaryngology
Beat me to it
[9:57 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
[9:58 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
he had that planned for him from childbirth
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[in high school]  "hey BOOGER!"
"stop that.. my family were viking conquerors."
"hey, say it don't spray it, snot boy!"
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 



[8:11 AM] 
(Angel munching cereal, tapping through stories...)  "Awww, Mankind!   Boss!  They caught another shortcut!"  https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a19433180/galaxy-rotation-billion-years/
[8:14 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Creator gettin' lazy
[8:17 AM] 
[Later.  Theo-Engineering meeting room off of main control floor.  Dozen nerdy angels with stacks of print outs, manuals and plans.  Chief in front of a whiteboard, lot of stuff crossed off]
"What if we got rid of the master clock and put a synchronized chrono on each main timing gear?"
"Bobael...we got rid of the gears back in the Age of Reason because the telescopes were getting good enough to see them. Now you want them back?"
"I say we don't rush into anything.  They seem to just be curious right now.  Remember what happened with Cold Fusion."
(grumbling)
"A whole energy source down the toilet.  Give me the days when magic was real and we could do anything."
Anyway
Best thing I've seen so far today
It wasn't enough that there were so many...from "nowhere/notime", and that they all somehow redshift at the same rate AND somehow all move away from each other like they are drawn on a balloon that is inflating...Yet despite this somehow can still crash into each other. 
Nooooo...
NOW we find out they all "spin at the same rate". 
Which, if you aren't thinking about it in the right way, sounds much more simple than it actually is.
OK...so they all take about a billion years to rotate...right? 
Line up a bunch of pinwheels...get them in sync...fine.
Measure it by putting a dot on one point of the toy and watch. 
And the dots all make one rotation per billion years. 
It's simple, right?
Now
Do it again and get 20 different sized pinwheels from the tiniest toy to a power generating wind turbine.
Put on the dot
rotate once
[8:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
In a vacuum
[8:35 AM] 
Right
And the tiny dot moves at an extremely slow speed,  and the giant dot moves at an incredibly high speed...all to make one rotation. 
[8:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
[8:37 AM] 
Just...wow.
Creator gettin' lazy indeed.
"Just make em all go around once per billion years...they'll never notice."
[8:39 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
exactly
[8:40 AM] 
"But Lord...the energy requirements...the logistics...  Every single one would have to have everything else different if..."
"Make that stuff all the same.  So mote it be." 
(Angel close to an aneurysm) "o.....k....."
I'm tempted to do some math now...heh
...find out how close to the speed of light outer rim stars would have to be going to finish the journey on these.
[8:48 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Imagine a galaxy so big the outer rim *must* move faster than the speed of light
Did i just invent a paradox?
[8:59 AM] 
Well I used a thought experiment something like that to refute relativity by pointing out the Twins Paradox was a load of dingoes' kidneys
But yeah...that was the math I was thinking about.  How big is the biggest galaxy and how fast is my pinwheel dot moving to get around in a billion years?



[8:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[8:30 AM] 
"Vanessa Trump boils down family patriarch with one snap"



[10:51 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
So Putin taking all the votes
[10:51 AM] 
Didn't look
90% or something?
[10:51 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
76%
He tried to make it look legit
lol
[10:52 AM] 
Heh
(Putin) "Here in Russia it's 'One Man - One Vote'!  And I am that man!"
[11:10 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
get ballot, only has on name on it
[11:15 AM] 
Voting booth with a punch probe and the two candidate names.  Putin's is a regular name and punch hole.  The other fellow's is black and red with a skull motif and a metal ring around the hole.  There's a coiled red wire stretching from the top of the punch to a small box on the side wall of the booth labelled "Standard booth high-voltage power pack. Vote for whoever you want" written on it.
[11:21 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Voting booth but it has a chair that you sit in with the punch paper over top your legs
All votes but Putin stab your leg
[11:46 AM] 
nice!



[2:01 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
If i knew that i would have demanded it for my buddy
Get me all the platypuses, now!
[2:09 PM] 
Saw it, didn't read it. 
Miracle antibiotic? 
[2:10 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well a way to beat them with proteins
[2:10 PM]  
(bacteria sniffs at it...tastes...)  "That tastes like PLATyp- *AGK!"
[2:12 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I mean you would think there are a lot of animals out there that can beat bacteria better than we can
[2:13 PM] 
Tardigrades probably borg them.
"That DNA sequence looks lethal (absorbs)"



[9:31 AM] 
God how I despise Magic Disaster Attractant idiots.
[9:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
?
[9:32 AM] 
Was at Verizon behind some woman bitching about her phone "I have a 1 year old and what if something happened?" 
[9:33 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ah yes
"Like the child exploded?"
[9:33 AM] 
"Well, ma'am.  You're right.  Statistics show that your phone will cut off right before your child has an alien plague hit.  It will also disable your car, the power company, your neighbors and your own arms and legs so you can't even carry him."
"And that's statistics, ma'am."
"And the proof is that the disaster will ONLY happen because the phone has a problem."
A-holes...
Gonna just start branding dips like that as "7S"
Referring to the story "The Seven Sillies"
[9:47 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[9:48 AM] 
I assume I told that one in here before
[9:48 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It rings a bell - the title at least
[9:48 AM] 
Its a good one...heh
Can't find it by that title but it's original language probably isn't English
Soldier traveling home, gets to an inn. 
Attractive daughter and they hit it off. 
Parents are pleased. 
Tell her to go draw him a beer and she never comes back. 
Innkeeper sends Mrs and she never comes back.
Keeper goes himself and he never comes back. 
He finds them all in the cellar crying.
Girl went down dreaming of the soldier and fantasizing about marriage and home. 
Sees an old axe stuck in a ceiling beam
She worried that if they got together and ever had a son and they sent him down to draw some beer and that axe happened to fall out and hit him him and kill him...
How awful that would be. 
Mom came and found her...heard the story and got upset too
Innkeeper too.
"Jebus (roughly)" says the soldier.  He reaches up and pulls the axe out.  "Problem solved."
Everyone is relived.  They start talking about marriage again with him.
"Um...no.  You all are so silly i couldn't possibly marry into that."
"We aren't THAT bad!"
"You are."
"We just got worked up is all.  Our daughter is great.  Really."
"Tell you what.  I'm going to move on.  I personally think you're the silliest people on earth, but if I meet 7 people sillier than you, I'll come back for your daughter."
Anyway. 
Next inn he shares a room, and is woken up while still dark to his roommate running and jumping.
"WTF???"
"Sorry...takes a long time to put on my pants...have to start early."
And the soldier observes the guy's method is to take a running leap and try to get them on in one go.
Shows the guy how pants are put on by normal people.
This is dismissed as ridiculous. 
"Well...that's one, anyway..."
The soldier travels another day and sees a swineherd trying to drive his pigs up trees.
"Um...what's the problem here?"
"Well, I want them to eat the acorns so they fatten up, but they're up in the trees...So I'm trying to teach them to climb the trees to get them.  Been at it for weeks but they're just stupid."
"The pigs are stupid, huh?  Lemme see your crook a minute."
Takes it...smacks at tree branches...nuts rain down.
"That's how you do it."
"Pft... Like that's a better idea.  Go away, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough I think."
"Well...that's two."
Anyway, nothing much happened for a couple weeks and he started to guess that there wasn't enough silly people on earth to make the innkeeper's daughter seem normal. 
But one night he got in late in the evening to a big town, and there was some sort of disaster going on.
People running with buckets and rakes and nets and ropes...
"Where's the problem?  How can i help!" 
"The pond!  the pond!  Come on!"
Gets to the pond in the park in the center and there's 100...150 people throwing lines and dredging with tools and throwing nets at the water. 
"Kid fall in or something?"
"No!  The Moon!  A fellow was walking past, looked, and it's there in the water!  We have to get it out!"
Soldier paused...looked at the reflection in the pond...looked up at the full moon...looked at a whole town of silly people.
"That beats 7..."  And turns to walk back to marry the innkeeper's daughter.
The end
[12:47 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heheh
What was the original language?
[12:47 PM] 
Feels French...no idea though

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

538 - "Irritations New, Old, And Young" and "Imposter Cinedrome"

[3:29 PM] 
Ok
Linguistics
I read an article about a growing trend – both men and women – to speak with an old Hollywood bombshell lilt -
Meaning the woman (and now men) talking in a higher pitch than normal and having the tone rise at the end...
AKA - "The Blonde Ditz"
AND
Adding something called "fry", which is to make it artificially gravelly/growly
Its very easily observed (article's examples) on The Bachelor, and in Kardashian women
(SNL spoof of the Bachelor included for illustration)
[3:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I've heard of vocal fry
[3:34 PM]
If I recall, by one measure its now used by some crazy amount of people – like 40% of young women and 20% of young men.
And the punchline?
"However, the studies also show that, in general, everyone hates it."
"It's expanding in popularity to use it, and expanding in hatred at the same time."
[3:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
it's like a Valley Girl thing that has spread, but like the opposite of valley girl, which is high-pitched and whiny
I think Brittany Spears did it in songs
It's like a lazy thing
[3:36 PM] 
Valley Girl” was cited but considered distinct.
This is more a kind of stupid person drawl or something.



[3:36 PM] 
We're doomed as a species...seriously...
[3:36 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think we're going to hit a dark-ages-esque rut starting soon and lasting a while
Not identical to the dark ages – but a dark ages for the modern era
[3:37 PM] 
Nod...
[3:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
an age of malaise
[3:38 PM] 
I can see that.  I thought were we going feudal when i was still in high school
"Make The American Aristocracy Great Still"
[3:40 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think there will still be like, scientific achievements, but there won't be interest in it
not widespread.. it'll be some tiny tiny nerd elite that know or care
[3:41 PM] 
There's a socio/anthy school that suggests we've never even left the medieval period yet
It's still Those who own, Those who know, Those who labor
[3:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Probably the same descendants too
I think i told you but in some Italian city... Milan or something... they figured that of the 10 richest families in the city, 8 or 9 were the richest families in Milan in like 1510
[3:43 PM] 
The most useless class runs and owns everything and causes all the issues, the knowledgeable keep things functioning and protect culture, everyone else slogs for scraps



(Editor's note: These two are both about 15 years younger than me - Mr. Silver)
[2:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
my knee is giving me problems again
it always seems like a slow build thing
like it goes from a tweaky feeling out of nowhere to full-on stabby pain
over weeks or months
[2:17 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I threw my knee out
likes to lock up
[2:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
no obvious injury caused it so i don't think it's super structurally damaged
i think it's just the meniscus again
[2:18 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Bursitis
[2:18 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
it seems to get swollen from use and then i have trouble doing a full flex, like heel to butt
[2:18 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
inflammation
[2:18 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
it feels like there's just something blocking the range of motion
and a sharp pain
[2:19 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Mrs. Brown's knees would crunch when she got bursitis in them
i get it in my elbow or shoulder
just starts getting inflamed
[2:19 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
this is the knee i hurt 2 years ago.... similar pain but in a slightly different area. last time was more middle.. this is more outer/back side
ever since the last time i hurt it i had like a crunching sound in there
i think it's just the meniscus again
[2:20 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
the tendon that runs the outside of my knee on my right knee
flips out of place
causing my knee to get stuck in bent position
[2:20 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i get that too
in both knees
[2:20 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
hurts like hell
have to straighten it to fix it
[2:20 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yeah if i straighten my leg it goes back
[2:21 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
big ku-thunk sound
then hurts for weeks
[2:21 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yeah i get that
i learned to not cross my legs or even cross my feet for too long
or sitting Indian style is bad
it's the LCL.. i think it just slips off the bone
lateral cruciate ligament
[2:22 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
my right is loose
my left has strengthened so it does not do it
[2:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i'd get it in both equally
[2:22 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
i had it happen so many times on the right that's why it does it easy
[2:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
it's excruciating for 10 seconds then kind of a sharp sting for a few hours-to-days
well, more scary than excruciating
because it feels like the lower part of your leg is shifting inward unnaturally
like those people with polio
knock on wood i haven't had it happen in a while.. maybe a few years
i think strengthening my legs + knowing what triggers it has helped
i explained it to my doctor once and he was like i don't know what the hell you're talking about but take ibuprofen and do light exercises
gee thanks
[2:28 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yeah saw a doc about it before
[2:28 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
my theory is that i'm naturally a little bit knock-kneed
so i think that ligament on the outside isn't as taught/snug as it should be... so it kind of slips out of place
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
it's cause i have bowed legs
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yours is on the outside?
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
an orthopedic dr said my tendons are loose
[2:29 PM] 
(reads, horrified)
[2:30 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
[2:33 PM]  
"Sometimes my leg joints pop apart and they just flap around like streamers from my hips.  It tingles some before the paralyzing pain makes me pass out.  
Then they snap together like those springy bracelets and I only want to die for another week."
"Me too!"
"Say...you have that thing where..." 
"Your entire skeleton collapses and all your muscles and innards suck in to make a loose flesh blob and you can feel all the ends of the bones trying to poke their way out?" 
 "...Yeah!  I hate when THAT happens".  



[11:01 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I still feel if i would have gotten the trainer job i would have shook things up
they tell me to do it one way and i go um no, that will not help
[11:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
what you gotta do is wait until a big executive is on vacation than sit at his desk and take over his job, and make all kinds of great moves so by the time they figure out you're a charlatan they have to keep you on because you're so good for the company
[11:03 AM] 
A classic movie trope
Not sure which I like better – the Office of Drones or the Clueless Wait Staff
#1. Hero swoops in and handles the executive job. Somehow nobody has the gumption or interest to notice except for an easily duped foil.
#2. The team of killers/heroes/crooks don the same clothes as the waiters/kitchen staff, and NO ONE NOTICES
[11:06 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[11:07 AM] 
"Huh... We have 3 new guys on staff today.  I don't remember them interviewing.”
Those guys with stubble-shaved heads and 1000-yard stares?”
Yeah. They're just grabbing trays and walking around with them.”
I wonder if the tall one will take my Thursday."
[11:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Imagine if Allison was on vacation and someone sat in her office
It'd last like 2 minutes
[11:07 AM] 
yup
[11:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Hey! GTF away from Allison's desk!"
[11:08 AM] 
The one time I can remember Clueless Wait Staff actually 'worked right' was "Mickey Blue Eyes"
Because the feds prepared the entire operation and coordinated it with the real people.
But even then I doubt it entirely – It was a mob family at a big venue for what was close to a royal wedding...
They'd know the principle staff of anywhere they picked to hold it.
Ghostbusters 2...
That's how things would have happened.
"Yeah, we took two minutes to make two phone calls and you're under arrest."
[11:12 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah
"You're not with the power company or the water company.  It only took us 11 hours to verify that."
[11:11 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
How about Show Up in Blue Repair Overalls
[11:12 AM] 
Heh
Oh, that one.
[11:12 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I was thinking Bruce Lee infiltrating the dojo disguised as a phone repairman
Fists of Fury” i believe
[11:14 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
that's a good one
maybe try that breaking into a bank
[11:20 AM] 
"Hi!  I have a clipboard, toolbox, and overalls, so I'm with the bank vault security checking company.  There's a problem with one of the things in there."
"Oh!  Well.  Right this way!  You need any keys to test with?"
"Yes, ma'am."
[11:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Another one is Following Someone's Car
Waiting for them to get in their car
Then the follower starts his car and follows them
And there's nobody else around.
I'm pretty sure I'd notice that
[11:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Hmm that white van is following me
Must be my tail light
[12:00 PM] 
"I know I'm a murder suspect, but I'll bet it's just the nice fellow from Jiffy Lube making sure everything is working OK."