Mr.
Silver
So
I was looking over KJ's shoulder. He's been drawing up plans
for his shooting range.
3:41
PM Mr. Blue
I’m
not in them, am I?
3:42
PM Mr. Silver
Was
working on his name. Saw "The Shooting Hut"
2:18
PM Mr. Silver
The
correct spelling is shootin'
2:18
PM KJ
Thank
you.
3:42
PM Mr. Blue
The
Shootin' Shack
3:42
PM Mr. Silver
(watches
him write "shootin")
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
Apostrophe!
2:19
PM KJ
Got
it
(fixes)
3:42
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
3:43
PM Mr. Silver
2:20
PM Mr. Silver
Or
"The BOOM Shack!"
2:20
PM KJ
I
like it!
3:43
PM Mr. Silver
He
left before I could irritate him by sending "The BOOM Shack
A-Lacka!"
8:47
AM Mr. Blue
These
look a little more modern than Leathermans.
8:51
AM Mr. Brown
Maybe.
8:56
AM Mr. Silver
"Look
for the multi-tool with the smiling baby label! At fine stores
and online!"
8:59
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
9:01
AM Mr. Blue
Different
sizes of Gerber tool are available, with various combinations of
components from the mundane (screwdrivers) to the esoteric
(demolition detonator crimps)
9:02
AM Mr. Silver
I'm
sure there's a vast market for them in the demolition detonator
crimper line.
9:02
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
I
need one with a frying pan.
LOL
9:05
AM Mr. Silver
http://cheezburger.com/4885693696
9:04
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hey
everybody!
Whats
good?
So
yeah, I fixed a family friend's laptop.
I
see a folder on the desktop marked "private"
9:05
AM Mr. Amethyst
"Hmmmm"
*click* "OH GOD MY EYES!”
Wow...had
the "goodies" folder right on the desktop, eh?
9:05
AM Mr. Amethyst
So
many tentacles.
I
had to call my mom to tell her.
Nothing
I could do.
It
was right there on the desktop.
9:06
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
it's always good to tell whoever's PC it is to hide their stuff
better, and name it something like “puppies”
or
“tuna recipes”
LOL
9:07
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah,
I called him. "Well, its working"
"Did
I lose anything?"
"No.
Its ALL there."
"Don't
open private"
"Too
late... I made it a hidden folder for you."
9:07
AM Mr. Blue
What
was in it?
9:07
AM Mr. Amethyst
Tentacles...
In...places...
9:07
AM Mr. Blue
Like
anime?
9:07
AM Mr. Amethyst
Mostly.
And some interesting Photoshop attempts.
9:08
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
9:08
AM Mr. Blue
Ahh
9:08
AM Mr. Amethyst
That
part I laughed at.
But
I've known this guy since I was like 5, and barely talk to him
because...well...he's creepy.
Mrs
Amethyst got outta bed when I finished and asked what I was doing.
"Get
me Clorox wipes and Purex...NOW!"
9:09
AM Mr. Blue
Good
call.
9:09
AM Mr. Amethyst
21,
no job, lives at home, no car, no diploma.
9:09
AM Mr. Blue
No
stable human being gets turned on by young girls getting forced to do
things by mythical tentacled creatures.
9:10
AM Mr. Amethyst
Agreed.
9:10
AM Mr. Blue
I
mean, everyone has their own thing, but that's a bit much.
9:12
AM Mr. Amethyst
Some
of the fan art kind of ruined some of my favorite shows.
9:15
AM Mr. Silver
"Once
seen, cannot be unseen"
9:15
AM Mr. Amethyst
Exactly.
That would have been a good folder name.
“I
wouldn't look here”
If
it has that kind of warning...I'll pass.
9:17
AM Mr. Brown
Just
name it something so mundane people won't look.
Do
not name it “cute cat pictures”
Everybody
will click it
9:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
Here's
Dave's answer
David
Personal
Files > Do not go here> Please Don't Click Further > Fuck,
You found my porn, don't click.
9:21
AM Mr. Brown
Just
name it “hairy balls”
9:24
AM Mr. Blue
As
a teen, I used an external drive.
9:25
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
or just leave it on the net. Why do you need look at it more than
once?
9:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah!
Why save it?
9:26
AM Mr. Brown
“Oh
wow! That was hot! Next.”
9:26
AM Mr. Blue
lol
9:26
AM Mr. Brown
“I'm
gonna find that woman and stalk her.” (save)
That’s
who saves that stuff.
9:27
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah,
move on.
Especially
when the same face is shopped on multiple bodies.
9:27
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe.
Really, Mr. Amethyst?
It
sounds like you are into fake celeb stuff.
9:27
AM Mr. Brown
Go
to the porn fan convention...
“I
have this external drive. Its full of you!” smile
9:28
AM Mr. Silver
"Wow!
Felicia Vixen! You're my favorite! I love
you! Could you sign my TB hard drive of all your work?"
"Uh...wow!
Yeah, sure!"
"Great!
(fumbles in bag of drives...) "F... Fe...Fe–V…Vi...Vi...
Just a sec."
9:28
AM Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAHA
9:29
AM Mr. Brown
What's
weird is the silicon asses that people take to those things to get
signed.
“So
you played
with
this at home, then brought it here, and you want me to touch it?”
9:29
AM Mr. Amethyst
“Did
you wash this?”
9:29
AM Mr. Silver
"Could
you sign your butt for me?"
"Uh...sure."
(gets out surgical gloves)
9:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
9:30
AM Mr. Brown
If
I was a star and somebody asked me that, I would turn sideways and
sign my own ass.
9:31
AM Mr. Brown
Just
as a note: If we ever make a film of any kind, Ron Jeremy has to be
in it.
9:31
AM Mr. Amethyst
...
9:31
AM Mr. Brown
I’m
talking like a comedy or horror film.
Stuff
like that.
lol
9:32
AM Mr. Amethyst
*Mental
note: don't make films with Mr. Brown...especially any with scenes
involving nudity*
9:32
AM Mr. Silver
Nope
nope nope nope
9:32
AM Mr. Brown
lol
9:35
AM Mr. Brown
Ok,
so I’m making my list of stars: Neil Patrick Harris, Ron Jeremy,
and Patrick Dempsy.
9:35
AM Mr. Brown
That
would be a crazy comedy movie.
LOL
9:58
AM Mr. Silver
So
let me get this “straight”. You've picked a gay cool guy, a
famous porn beast-man known for his big penis, and the guy we tease
you about being in love with, for a full-frontal 3D film...
9:59
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
(Mr.
Silver here. The 'full-frontal 3D' bit is not apocryphal. This
conversation was actually painfully longer and more convoluted before
editing, but included those elements and more.)
10:42
AM Mr. Brown
OK.
That movie I was talking about? Time to add John Cleese. We will do
the movie British-comedy style.
lol
Call
it “Tommy Knocker”
10:55
AM Mr. Brown
“OK.
I get the gist of this title. How do you feel about it?”
Cleese:
“Well, it feels a bit woody.”
10:56
AM Mr. Amethyst
Kinda
rigid.
Stiff,
even.
11:02
AM Mr. Silver
I'd
just like to interject that a tommyknocker is a fairy, not what you
seem to be implying.
Of
course, considering what you are apparently planning on filming...go
for it.
11:02
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
11:02
AM Mr. Brown
lol
11:15
AM Mr. Brown
That
happened to us for our wedding.
Mrs
Brown tried to find a good cheap cake maker. She ended up just
finding a cheap cake maker.
lol
11:16
AM Mr. Blue
lol
Who
cares? It's cake.
11:17
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
when you pay for something nice and get trash, then you're pissed.
11:17
AM Mr. Blue
Did
it taste good?
11:17
AM Mr. Brown
No,
we didn't try it.
We
ended up finding a cake at a supermarket that looked 100% better and
matched the wedding, same day.
11:17
AM Mr. Blue
Ahh
11:17
AM Mr. Brown
Everybody
told her to ask for her money back, but she said it was her fault for
looking for a cheap cake maker.
11:23
AM Mr. Silver
(arriving
late) "It
didn't taste like Goodyear radials at all...we were so disappointed"
11:23
AM Mr. Blue
lol
11:26
AM Mr. Blue
There's
no explanation why she wanted “tires”.
1:03
PM Mr. Brown
Cool.
Gonna
need that.
1:13
PM Mr. Silver
To
pass out to women you talk to?
"Don't
get spooked, baby, but you're so hot I'm gonna loan you a
roofie-detector glass for your own protection."
(SLAP!)
1:15
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Its
a cool idea. But how many bars will actually use them?
1:17
PM Mr. Blue
It's
probably an easier solution to just put a lid on drinks.
1:25
PM Mr. Silver
A
detector swizzle stick was not good enough, I suppose?
Let's
make one and market it as “The Unicorn Horn”.
"If
you're a girl, give it a swirl! A quick poison taste will help keep
you chaste!"
(For
those readers not understanding the significance of my reference,
here: Unicorn
Horn
– Mr.
Silver)
1:27
PM Mr. Amethyst
...
You
are a marketing genius!
1:27
PM Mr. Silver
After
a fashion...but do you see any of my side projects making a million a
year?
1:28
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hmm.
You’re
still working at Katzenjammer so...ok, no.
lol
3:51
PM Mr. Green
“Bonney
said that the shooting appeared to be accidental, but police were
treating it as a homicide. The Yavapai County Medical Examiner was
expected to determine a cause of death.”
I
think the cause of death is pretty evident personally, but what do I
know?
Maybe
it wasn’t the shotgun blast to the chest that killed him.
3:52
PM Mr. Silver
Possibly
not.
3:55
PM Mr. Silver
"Your
honor, the cause of death was determined to be accidental, due to a
-4 for her to hit for not having the Personal Firearms Proficiency,
stacked with a -4 for firing into an area occupied by a ally without
the Precise Shot feat."
"What?!?"
3:55
PM Mr. Green
LMAO
Mr.
Silver
So
right after getting hassled for not formally addressing field reps by
their name, I get a call from Mr. Sioukiouroglou
11:05
AM Mr. Brown
May
I please just say “sir”?
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
"And
thank you for calling, Mr. Sioukiouroglou. Say hi to Shub Niggurath,
Cxaxukluth,
Ycnàgnnisssz,
and Chtulhu for me."
Mr.
Brown
12:07
PM Mr. Blue
It
looks like fish bones/scales.
12:39
PM Mr. Silver
So
ancient Native Americans scratched a hydrocarbon chain image onto a
rock?
12:40
PM Mr. Blue
It's
just fish scales.
12:42
PM Mr. Brown
That’s
what you
think!
lol
12:46
PM Mr. Silver
Yeah...I
looked at the top picture's hexes and thought "gasoline".
It
was a time traveler leaving an unmistakeable message and a classic
"smiley face" as proof of his visit! And then someone else
came along and added a fish skeleton and other unintelligible
scratches. Ruined!
12:48
PM Mr. Blue
The
first teen tagger.
