[12:36
PM] Mr. Brown:
Spicer
quit
[12:37
PM]
“Spicer
no Spicing! Spicer no Spicing! Spicer NOOOO Spicing!”
[12:38
PM] Mr. Blue:
Sean
Spicer?
[12:39
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes
New
report is saying he did not like somebody Trump hired.
[12:59
PM]
Nothing
about being a malignant pink goblin?
Ohhhh....Spicer.
Malignant pink village idiot.
Thought
you meant Sessions.
[1:04
PM] Mr. Blue:
Gotta
be the worst job in the world, trying to justify / explain /
normalize every stupid thing Trump says and does in front of
millions.
Reporter:
“Mr Spicer, can you explain why President Trump tweeted out that
he, quote, 'likes to pee pee and poo poo'?”
Spicer:
[noticeably perspiring]
[1:06
PM] Mr. Brown:
“Well...
Why do you care, reporter? At least he did not tweet nuke codes.
Next question?”
Heheh
If
you can keep from getting nervous I bet you would be good at that
job. Staying cool-headed and calm would help you to come up with
something to say.
[1:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
pretty sure if you placed me in front of a room of White House
reporters I'd be the least cool-headed and calm person in the world.
[1:33
PM]
Walk
out with a barf bucket...stick it right on the podium beside you.
[1:35
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah,
I'd puke.
I
wouldn't sleep for a week leading up to it.
I'd
sweat through my suit.
[1:36
PM]
"On
behalf of CNN we'd all like to welcome you Mr. Blue."
(Mr.
Blue) "What? What is a 'seeennen'? (turn to helper)"
[1:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Well
it's a pleasure to be h-ooOrgk!"
[1:38
PM]
Trump
should give the job to Martin Short so he can recreate his Nathan
Thurm character for press conferences -
[10:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
Watched
a cool flick - “Breaker Morant”
Based
off some colonial South African stuff
[10:25
AM]
Title
sounds familiar
[10:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
True
story
[10:26
AM]
“John
Wick 2”, here. Not a true story.
Nor
a realistic or sensible story.
But
fun.
It's
a roleplaying gamer's transcript, I've decided.
First
one was too
[10:27
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah,
you can't go into that expecting it to be anything other than a shoot
em up.
And
at that, it works.
[10:27
AM]
It
all started making sense to me partway through. "Ohhhh...he's
someone's PC" (player character)
[10:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
first one was solid
[10:31
AM]
And
the second was at least coherent and interesting, if silly.
Thing
is, it's just a non-magic version of the "secret world"
genre
When
it was Wick vs "a gang" and there was a safe house for
people in the profession, that was one thing.
This?
Was absurd.
There's
some grand criminal council with board members - that does nothing -
and I estimate 10s of millions of gunmen/assassins all over the
friggin' world - who do nothing but kill each other.
[10:35
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Are
these assassins a part of a creed of some sort? ;-)
[10:36
AM]
The
muggles...OOPS! Sorry. The “public” never seems to notice.
Nothing that happens ever makes the news. Horrifying 50 man
bloodbath! Crowds that are OK and never notice the gunfire until the
shooters enter the room...and then they are OK again after the
shooters leave. It's a roleplaying game. Wick is just the character of a guy with
dice at a living room table.
Game
Master "Man...bad round. You got stabbed twice and shot
4x."
John
Wick "I still have 40 Hitpoints. I head into the next
tunnel."
GM
"Ok, you peek around the corner and there's another 8 guys.
Uh...(starts making rolls)... what's your AC with that suit again?"
John
Wick "18. Damage Reduction 5"
GM
"Ok, they all missed or hit for no damage."
[10:55
AM] Mr. Brown:
He
gained a pet, too.
Had
to store it for the adventure though. LOL
[10:56
AM]
LOL
GM
"What's the dog's name?"
John
Wick "Uhhhhh. I didn't write anything down. Is it
important?"
GM
"Not really, I guess."
[2:47
PM] Mr. McGreen:
You
guys hear about the bank robbery in (town)?
[2:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
No
I
don't know anything about it
[2:50
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Looks
like Alan robbed them
...err...
Someone robbed them
[2:50
PM] Mr. Blue:
Jesus,
seriously?
Most
bank robberies don't even get away with much... Like a couple
thousand.
[2:52
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah
someone robbed them. But Alan was always telling me about his plans
on robbing them.
So
I just thought “must have been Alan”.
[2:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah,
probably was.
He
lives out there.
[3:02
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Did
you see there was a rap battle that led to several injured at X
apartments?
[3:16
PM]
It
is one of my great ambitions to get myself injured in a rap
battle...preferably while robbing a bank for a few hundred dollars.
[3:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
So
it wasn't Alan?
[3:17
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No
[3:19
PM]
No?
What a gyp.
If
you ever want to check your spot on the Karmic wheel and the path to
Nirvana...just read stupid crap about stuff like that for some
perspective.
[3:20
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No,
thanks, I'm not into grunge.
[3:20
PM]
Heh
(St
Peter looking in book...raised eyebrow) "Killed in a rap
battle? You? You're just a clown cake decorator, son."
[3:20
PM] Mr. McGreen:
An
insane clown?
A
posse of them?
[3:21
PM]
(Spirit at Pearly Crib) "You
dissin' me old man?"
(St.
P) "Y....eah. Tell you what...G. You think you're hard, you go on in. My
Old Boy likes a good rap battle. But be careful - He'll take on
all comers but He's been The Word since the Beginning."
[3:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
(me
to anything St. Peter throws at me) I am as God made me.
I
use that same guilt trip on my mom actually.
Except
I say "I am as YOU made me"
[3:24
PM]
Heh
[3:24
PM] Mr. McGreen:
I
would tell her she's not my real mom and storm off. I wouldn't be
wrong.
St. Peter'll
be covered in mom's spaghetti.
[3:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
Mom's
spaghetti... lol
[3:26
PM]
All
this...oddly...makes me remember the "rap battle" from The
Kalevala
Gotta
read this thing again...
You
put a good beat behind this poem and it's kind of a rap battle in
Finnish.
[12:52
PM]
(RE:
Katzenjammer email after third floor restroom remodelling – Mr.
Silver)
1.
Nothing, and we mean nothing, should be flushed down
the toilets accept toilet paper
"Please
sieve out any feces before flushing, and be sure to pee in the
sinks."
:D
[12:54
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Nothing
"accept"
[12:59
PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
Maybe
she forgot the comma
“Nothing
should be flushed down the toilets, accept toilet paper.”
“Accept”
it as in put it in your pockets and take it with you.
[1:27
PM]
(minister with hand on employee shoulder) "Do
you accept toilet paper as the only thing to be flushed?”
[1:29
PM] Mr. McGreen:
"Uh,
yeah. Do you accept Charmin in this restroom?"
[1:40
PM]
(Teller behind a window in the restroom stall, points) “Toilet
three, McGreen.”
You
realize that this means we can't flush the water either. Maybe
it'll just be dry.
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe
there's just litter boxes in there.
[1:42
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No
that's Chris X's house you're thinking of.
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
Who's
that?
[1:42
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Old
employee really into being a furry.
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
Oh
yeah, the dog bowl guy.
[1:43
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Oh,
was it a dog?
I
have a friend who worked in a Pittsburgh hotel during the big furry
conventions and they fulfilled some wild requests.
Like
a kiddie pool filled with litter
[1:47
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
would tell them no on the kiddie pool of litter.
You
know you're cleaning that up later...not gonna happen.
LOL
[1:47
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No
I think she was a manager. Not her job and they paid a lot.
lol
Some
other poor sap would have to do it.
