3:05
PM Mr. Brown
Look
who’s in that film.
3:09
PM Mr. Blue
In
the past...
Lies our future.
Lies our future.
3:09
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
that’s all you get.
Apparently
nobody who watched it put any info in about it.
LOL
3:11
PM Mr. Silver
Wow...”Retrograde”
only got a South Korean release.
3:12
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah
3:18
PM Mr. Silver
Retrograde
"The adventure of a couple dozen actors and filmmakers all in
trouble with South Korean law enforcement, looking for a way out."
3:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
Move
it north.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
"A
Bail Bond Production of a South Korean Penal System Film –
‘Retrograde’."
3:24
PM Mr. Silver
I
love this movie idea.
An
all-improv action film made to escape jail time in a foreign prison,
hashed together for people that don't understand English.
Reminds
me a bit of an impression I got off of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys".
It
was such a miserably bad film for the stars who were in it, you have
to wonder how they even got involved.
3:28
PM Mr. Silver
On
FaceBook, I commented that kid films so wretched as that always make
me picture a court setting with the movie star standing for sentence
and the judge saying "And so the defendant is hereby sentenced
to 100 hours of charitable service or an approved equivalent project,
without compensation or consideration."
And
a lawyer I know posted back "Yes! I see that too!"
3:29
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
Mr. Silver
(We're
on uncomfortable bed jokes...I'll paste so you can catch up, Mr.
Gray. An email went out about a found receipt. It was for
"Iron sheet")
Mr.
Silver
Crap...that
was lucky. The iron sheets I bought didn't fit the bed at all.
I
was going to return them but couldn't find my receipt.
9:06
AM Mr. Blue
Iron
sheets? Sounds uncomfortable.
Mr.
Brown
Getting
a medieval looking bed?
9:06
AM Mr. Silver
Actually,
it wasn't that the sheets wouldn't fit, but I couldn't tuck them in
under the mattress.
Mr.
Blue
"The
Man in the Iron Sheets"
9:11
AM Mr. Brown
I
sleep on briar sheets. Very exfoliating.
9:12
AM Mr. Blue
I’m
a gravel man myself.
3/4ths
inch limestone.
Mr.
Brown
Bed
of whole roses.
LOL
That
makes that song so much different.
9:14
AM Mr. Silver
"Lay
me OWWWWWWW in a bed of roseeeeesssss!"
9:23
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Mr.
Brown
Then
there’s a bed of jacks with the rubber balls.
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
"Lost
another girlfriend last night. Finally got her into the sack
and didn't even get her to Twosies."
Mr. Brown
LOL
Do
they make steel mesh sheets?
9:28
AM Mr. Blue
Ohh…
I see why you brought up iron sheets now.
9:28
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
9:29
AM Mr. Silver
Heh
9:30
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
9:46
AM Mr. Silver
No
steel mesh sheets, Mr. Brown, but you can get them in steel wool and
that copper pot scouring material.
9:47
AM Mr. Brown
Copper
is good for the joints, too.
Mr. Brown
A
bit of super glue and some nasty hair…Bam! I'm a monkey god.
8:41
AM Mr. Silver
"It's
a living."
I
think I'll move to India and take up the Yogi life.
My
powers will be pale skin and an inability to speak Hindi.
8:43
AM Mr. Blue
“Which
Hindu god was white? Yeah, that's me reincarnated."
8:43
AM Mr. Brown
I
am the golden monkey, I pee yellow at will.
8:44
AM Mr. Blue
Every
freak born in India is deified for being a reincarnation, yet if your
dad was a janitor you're shunned.
8:45
AM Mr. Silver
I’ll
bill myself as the Cracker Baba. Or Haystack Baba.
Mr.
Silver
11:45 AM James - Did
you get Steele back Nick?
12:09
PM Mr. Silver
Wow!
"Steele Back Nick" sounds like a character Stallone would
play.
12:10
PM James G Peach
LOL
12:16
PM Mr. Silver
Enjoy...
(lights
go down)
("The
following preview is rated R")
Mr. Blue
Heh
(slurred)
"Hey, yo, I’m just fighting a war... fighting a war inside me,
y'know... I got these demons I just can't shake."
"Sylvester
Stallone is: ‘Steele Back Nick’."
12:14
PM Mr. Silver
(montage
of explosions and gang violence) "They told him one man
couldn't make a difference against a hundred."
(Garage
door rolls up, backlit figure with suggestions of gun barrels and the
shine off a 3' blade)
"He'll
just have to cut those odds down to size."
"Stallone
IS Steele Back Nick."
Mr. Blue
"Now…one
man must risk *everything*."
12:15
PM Mr. Silver
"AUGHH!!!!!!
(slashing in slo mo, 'schwing' sound.)
12:26
PM James G Peach
Haha!
That’s too good!
12:31
PM Mr. Silver
"With
Bruce Willis as Vic Lancer..."
(smarmy)
"You think you're ready for this, old man? You think you
can take her back from ME?"
12:24
PM Mr. Silver
(Steele
Back mumbles) "...I'm ready take your entire back from
you."
12:23
PM Mr. Blue
Sounds
more like something one of those B-list action stars would do, like
Casper van Dien or Dean Cain.
Mr. Gray
"I'm
back....Steele Back."
12:25
PM Mr. Blue
*looks
at camera and winks every time he mentions ‘back’ pun*
Mr.
Gray
(Chief)
"Steele Back...Into my office!! Do you know what you did? You
blew up 42 cars. This time you're not coming out of this stainless,
Steele Back!!"
12:33
PM Mr. Brown
Awesome
!
Mr.
Gray
(Fellow
officer teasing him about screw up) "You are getting a bit rusty
there, Steele Back. Could use a little polish. Maybe you should
think about a new career...like repossession. You can call the
business "Steele Back's Steal Back""
12:42
PM Mr. Silver
(mumbling)
“... Eh, you're hilarious, Rocko, really (slams Rocko’s head into
patrol car hood, instant KO). Ooo...didn't mean to steal
your audience. (walks away) ...Stupid F-up..."
12:45
PM Mr. Blue
Hahah
12:46
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:54
PM Mr. Silver
(from
email) "Found Article: Hand & Body Lotion."
AUGH!!!
12:55
PM Mr. Amethyst
Eww
12:55
PM Mr. Silver
Was
the hand holding the bottle of lotion when found!?!
OMG!
OMG!
Prof.
Plum
A
1-handed person should be easy to find.
Did
anyone follow the blood?
1:20
PM Prof. Plum
He
must have stolen the body lotion!
1:20
PM Mr. Silver
Yes!
1:20
PM Mr. Silver
The
horror!
Mr. Silver
Vista
is such trash... I hate reps calling about Vista.
10:26
AM Mr. Silver
So
occult.
10:29
AM Mr. Silver
"Click
set default programs...
"Then default programs...
"Then defaults and
programs...
"Then programs...
"Then default programs....
"Then set
defaults...
"Then programs and defaults...
"Then program defaults...
"Then
Ok...
"You'll see defaults...click that...
"Then programs...
"Then set access and
defaults...
"Then set program access...
"Click OK...
"And
you should be back to the screen we started at with nothing
accomplished.”
10:31
AM Mr. Blue
Vista
is okay. It's not Windows 8, at least.
10:34
AM Mr. Silver
This
was an easy issue to fix before Vista’s BS.
Now
even Microsoft's advice is trash. One recommendation they give
doesn't even exist.
10:37
AM Mr. Blue
I
like that. Microsoft always does that. Recommends going
to some setting that no longer exists or the path there is incorrect.
10:54
AM Mr. Silver
Ugh,
she just followed up with "and my Kindle Fire HD can't send
emails."
10:56
AM Mr. Silver
"Let’s
just bring up my 2 generations old info on Kindles and fumble around
for a while. Well...based on the out-of-date Kindle Fire info,
the settings on your Kindle Fire HD could be anywhere and named
anything."
10:59
AM Mr. Silver
Then
there’s the ultimate:
"I have a Droid tablet. I need
to set up the wireless link and then email. No, I won’t be
able to just bring it down to IT."
"Ok.
Just start tapping shit until something happens that's net related."
"Where
do I tap?"
"Any
of the 4 corners...
"Or the 4 sides...
"Or if there's a button at the
top...
"Or bottom...
"Or left side...
"Or right side."
"What
would it look like?"
"Bars...
"Or
stairs...
"Or rainbows...
"Or arrows…
"Or shells...
"Or fans...
"Or antennas...
"Or circles...
"Hell, it could be horses, clowns, the letter
"I"...
"A pickle, maybe? See anything that looks like an electric pickle?"
"I'm
not seeing any of that."
"Well,
what make and model is it?"
"A
Gobbomucus FlooFart 3.14159."
"I'll
Google it to get a picture...
"Got it...
"Nice...made by Super 8 Motel,
huh?"
"Yes."
"There's no online
manual of course. Let me get out my jeweler's loupe and see if
I can pick out which pixels on this tiny picture suggest ‘internet’
to me."
