2:54
PM Mr. Brown
Let's
sell those.
Say
they improve something.
3:02
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
China needs to go.
3:04
PM Mr. Blue
And
why boys'?
3:13
PM Mr. Silver
Easter
in China is the celebration of Jesus sacrificing his pee for the sake
of egg flavoring.
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
Why boy urine?
Magic, certainly.
Girl
pee on an egg is magically redundant.
3:21
PM Mr. Silver
So...which
of us heard "magically redundant" said in the voice of the
Lucky Charms leprechaun?
3:22
PM Mr. Silver
"Pink
hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, red balloons,
purple horseshoes, urine eggs..."
3:23
PM Mr. Silver
The
ultimate "limited time" marshmallow.
(smiling
kids...one bite) "YERG!!!!"
Lucky "Nahhhw
will ye keep yer dirty mitts off'a me Lucky Charms, ye thieeevin'
bastards?"
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
I
would rather eat the egg with the chick in it than a pee egg.
3:25
PM Mr. Silver
Balut?
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
Yep.
3:25
PM Mr. Silver
Pass.
Waiter? Urine egg please!
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
100
year old egg?
3:25
PM Mr. Silver
(considers)
So rotten with chemicals it became food again...hmmm...
This
over balut or a pee egg?
3:26
PM Mr. Blue
100
year old eggs aren't that old. They're just soaked in like...
ammonia and ashes.
3:26
PM Mr. Brown
Yes.
3:26
PM Mr. Silver
'course
not...but ick
Traditional Chinese
brute-force-pickled-and-aged eggs.
"Just
put it in brine."
"Brine?
Ya fuckin' pansy."
3:27
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
Mr.
Brown
Stealth
tank = awesome.
“Sir!
There's the enemy! They have not seen us yet!”
“Hit
the stealth button.”
Poof,
it turns into a old man in an ice cream truck.
11:59
AM Mr. Silver
I
loved the stealth tank vids.
I
went through them all yesterday at home.
11:59
AM Mr. Brown
“Sir,
why is there a old lady hanging her whites on clotheslines in the
middle of this field?”
“I
don't know. Keep an eye out for the enemy.”
12:01
PM Mr. Silver
The
one developer said there's a tile set in testing that will let them
change appearance in visible light too.
This
tech is clearly not ready though: there aren't any tiles on the
turret.
12:26
PM Mr. Silver
"Sir...we've
spotted a group of 1985 Yugos in Echelon Left formation."
"Anything
odd about them?"
"The
illusion of a 150 mm smoothbore turret on the top of each."
"Meh...move
on."
"Yes
sir."
12:27
PM Mr. Blue
“They
just drove through a swamp like it wasn't even there."
1:16
PM Mr. Silver
"Hmmm...send
a scout team to make sure the swamp isn't a stealthed enemy
emplacement. We wouldn't want those civilians getting embroiled in
that kind of thing."
Mr.
Silver
"Loads
of laughs! Fool your friends! Kill
your friends! Kill yourself
in your basement before even getting
to your friends!"
http://www.popsci.com/article/diy/chemistry-prank-april-1939-issue-popular-science?dom=PSC&loc=recent&lnk=5&con=a-chemistry-prank-from-the-april-1939-issue-of-popular-science
11:58
AM Mr. Silver
I
love the disclaimer at the bottom.
12:01
PM Mr. Silver
"From
our 'The Home Death Hobbyist' series from 1939!"
"For
more fun, see our pranks "Lye Toothpaste" and "Radium
Earmuffs"!"
12:21
PM Mr. Silver
"The
recipe for part 2 of our Piranha Pool Panic gag, the 'Meat Infused
Safety Gloves', is continued on page 45. Disclaimer:
dispose of live non-indigenous wildlife properly. Piranha are
best dumped in local rivers, streams or sewers after use."
12:22
PM Mr. Blue
They
sell those at fireworks places.
“Snakes”
12:22
PM Mr. Silver
Snake
matches though?
12:22
PM Mr. Blue
Nah...
It's a good trick, but the concept has been commercialized.
12:24
PM Mr. Silver
Hey!
I know a good one...soak the matches in flash paper solution.
Strike one and your friend's hand is burned almost instantly!
Fun for all except him and the doctor!
Mr.
Yellow
So
Mrs Yellow called and wanted to know if she can work an extra 4 hours
tomorrow.
Hmm...
gone from 7am till 9pm on a day I am off . "Well, ok!"
1:12
PM Mr. Silver
Heh
Party
time!
1:13
PM Mr. Yellow
I'm
not sure what I am going to do. A house to myself, no wife or kids.
1:21
PM Mr. Gray
Run
around in your underwear listening to "Old Time Rock and Roll"?
1:22
PM Mr. Yellow
Maybe.
Or
having a wild party with hookers and blow.
LOL
I
think I will enjoy the quiet; have some hot dogs and french fries and
maybe go up to the shop.
1:25
PM Mr. Silver
I
can never figure out those euphemisms. Was that last one "Have
the guys over, pick up some hot foreign babes and shag a couple up in
my room"?
(checks code book again. Hotdogs..french fries...up to the shop...)
2:00
PM Mr. Yellow
Yes.
2:05
PM Mr. Silver
Have
fun!
2:22
PM Mr. Blue
I
guess he was texting/chatting with young girls and their parents
found out and called the police, and for a while they didn't really
have any case to do anything but warn "stop doing this",
but eventually he got busted with something.
2:23
PM Mr. Brown
With
someone?
2:23
PM Mr. Blue
No,
it was all over the net. Texting.
2:23
PM Mr. Brown
So
a case of talking to a girl, then realizing she was a minor, and
continuing anyway.
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
Except
it was several.
2:24
PM Mr. Brown
Ouch
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
All
very young. He had a problem. People were telling him to stop and
he just didn't.
2:24
PM Mr. Brown
I
usually look at these underage girls and say “Put some clothes on.
Who let you outta the house?”
When
I was 18 my girlfriend was 17, but her parents knew and let me date
her.
Then
she was 18 and it didn't matter.
lol
2:30
PM Mr. Silver
"Then
she was 18 and I lost interest, and it didn't matter."
2:30
PM Mr. Brown
No
she went to college and dumbed me.
2:30
PM Mr. Silver
Nice
spelling mistake.
OH...so
THAT explains it!
Dumping
in college is the American Way.
"We'll
be together forever!"
"Yeah!
I love you."
'I
love YOU"
"So
what's that?"
"A
letter from Pitt."
"Cool!
Open it! Whats it say?"
"I've
been accepted!"
"Great!"
"I
think we should see other people!"
"... What?"
2:36
PM Mr. Blue
Who
cares? After 6 months of crap once I broke up by text.
I
assume in the olden days letters were sufficient.
2:37
PM Mr. Brown
No,
its always better to actually be talking to the person when breaking
up.
2:37
PM Mr. Gray
Better
for the person being dumped maybe...but then they start with the
questions...."What did I do?!!"
2:38
PM Mr. Brown
You
get closure.
2:38
PM Mr. Gray
No...you
don’t get closure. Closure comes with time
2:39
PM Mr. Silver
Right. That
would be Healing...closure comes in the bushes at midnight outside
her house.
2:39
PM Mr. Gray
...with
a bat.
2:39
PM Mr. Silver
Right!
"(Whack!)
Hey new guy...tell her it was about me, not her. Goodnight."
2:41
PM Mr. Silver
Brown's girl "I have to say goodbye."
Mr.
Brown "It's about the other girls, isn't it? I can
explain."
Brown's
girl "Wait. What?"
2:41
PM Mr. Gray
That's
what I would do. LOL
Would
drive her crazy!
2:53
PM Mr. Gray
Best
advice is to not look interested, and if possible, have another girl
along who does appear interested but leaves "early".
2:54
PM Mr. Silver
Your
"Wing Ma'am".
I
can't remember the situation. Someone asked me advice how to
get attention from the women at a bar.
I
thought about it.
"Try
this...watch for a really hot girl to leave. You know, the one
everyone keeps looking at. And then shout out. 'That's
right, get out! I'm tired of you bugging me all the time for
sex!'"
2:57
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Ok...that's
better!
3:07
PM Mr. Brown
I
hooked up with a crazy one at a bar once.
I
almost ended up having a kid with that one too.
Bad
idea.
She
already had two kids, from different guys. That's two red flags to
get out.
3:09
PM Mr. Blue
Wasn't
she the former drug addict?
3:09
PM Mr. Brown
Yep.
3:10
PM Mr. Silver
“Six Flags
Over This 'Amusement Park' Girl”
All
kinds of rides.
