Mr.
Silver
"Put
the mouse pointer on the clock..."
"The
clock’s not on here...let me take it down to the time."
"Uh...ok."
10:29
AM Mr. Silver
Do
these people look at their digital watches and clocks at home and
call them “times”?
They
get a nice new “grandfather time” for Christmas?
Have
an “alarm time” by the bed?
10:30
AM Mr. Blue
heh
10:30
AM Mr. Silver
“What
o'time is it on the kitchen time?”
10:33
AM Mr. Brown
“I
think my time needs new batteries.”
10:35
AM Mr. Blue
Tick
of the time.
Mr.
Silver
So
something that amused me earlier this week but I forgot til walking
home for lunch. Today show bit on cutting calories to lose weight -
Presenter
"So if you change to Greek yogurt, low fat cheese and low fat
mayo, you'll save an average of 140000 calories in a year!"
Host
"Wow!"
11:05
AM Mr. Blue
Good
Lord.
11:05
AM Mr. Silver
Presenter,
revealing tables of junk food "Just so you can visualize that:
140000 calories -- that's the same as 30 large Dominos cheese
pizzas...AND...125 Big Macs...AND...2500 Dunkin Donuts Munchkins!"
Host
"OMG!!! So just by making those changes, I could-"
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
(and
then my mind interrupted with) "-stuff myself with all my
regular food, plus hog 2 ½ whole extra pizzas per month, have an
extra Big Mac twice a week, and eat 7 Munchkins a day? Sign me up!"
11:06
AM Mr. Blue
Val
got one of those Fitbit wrist bands, and he was like "I'm having
trouble eating all the calories it's saying I can eat!"
"How
many are you supposed to eat?"
"3,000
a day."
"And
you're trying to LOSE weight?"
11:09
AM Mr. Blue
Hmm...I
could eat this fettuccine Alfredo with no dessert...or I could eat
the grilled salmon and have TWO slices of cheesecake for dessert!
11:12
AM Mr. Silver
Its
all about smart choices...snerk.
11:13
AM Mr. Brown
3,000
usable calories.
11:18
AM Mr. Brown
Mr.
Silver; just put the Greek yogurt on the pizza!
11:19
AM Mr. Blue
Think
of how much you could gorge yourself on if you ate lettuce for
breakfast and lunch!
11:19
AM Mr. Brown
Think
where you will be passed out later if you ate lettuce for breakfast
and lunch.
11:19
AM Mr. Blue
Some
people skip breakfast and lunch altogether.
11:19
AM Mr. Silver
"Who
ordered the Big Mac and Munchkin pizza with the light mayo, Greek
yogurt and 2% cheese?"
"Right
here! Got my diet coke?"
"Yup!"
11:45
AM Mr. Brown
I
went to watch Alex Trebec, Richard Dean Anderson, and Dave Culier play hockey
once.
11:46
AM Ms. Rose
W...T...F!?
Were
you awake and/or sober at the time? LOL
11:46
AM Mr. Brown
Yep.
My uncle took me and my cousin to watch them at the Civic Arena.
11:47
AM Ms. Rose
Why
in the Hell would those people even be in the same building together?
11:47
AM Mr. Brown
Because
they play hockey.
11:48
AM Ms. Rose
Alex:
“I'm sorry, the correct answer was what is raspberry
gelatin?”.
Dave: “Oh, cut...it...out!”
*slapshot*
*puck to the face*
*crowd goes wild*
Dave: “Oh, cut...it...out!”
*slapshot*
*puck to the face*
*crowd goes wild*
11:49
AM Mr. Brown
I
believe lemu was there too.
11:49
AM Mr. Silver
Le
Emu.
11:49
AM Mr. Brown
I
spelled that wrong.
Lemux
Arrg!
11:50
AM Mr. Silver
Lummox
11:50
AM Ms. Rose
ROFL
11:50
AM Mr. Silver
Mary
O. Lummox
11:50
AM Ms. Rose
Aaaahhhahahaha!
11:50
AM Mr. Silver
Marty
LaMoo
11:53
AM Ms. Rose
Lemieux....
So it's 'Le' the way all things French-Canadian begin. Then 'M'. Then
'I' before 'E' except after, who cares? Then 'ux' because everyone
remembers the 'ux' part.
11:54
AM Mr. Blue
I’d
like to do one of those fantasy camps where you play with Lemieux and
all of them, especially this year with Kovalev. That'd be
incredible.
11:54
AM Ms. Rose
I
have met Mr. Lemieux twice. Once at a normal hockey game, and then
again to tour his expansive wine cellar because I was friends with
the person who lived down the street from him.
11:55
AM Mr. Blue
Cool.
11:56
AM Ms. Rose
I
was in line behind Jaromir Jagr when he purchased his first legal
American beer on camera, in the old Civic Arena. That was back in the
epic '91-'92 season, I think.
Thank
God Dad was an alcoholic and needed to hit the beer lines between
every play. LOL
11:57
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
11:57
AM Mr. Silver
(Archive
pic of Ms. Rose grabbing Jagr's ass while in line for beer)
“Dawwww...cute!”
12:37
PM Mr. Blue
The
website of this Lindsay company is pretty terrible.
12:40
PM Ms. Rose
Share
link?
I
like terrible websites! LOL
12:40
PM Mr. Blue
12:41
PM Ms. Rose
OMG,
it looks like one of those airspray thingies in a bathroom!
Canadian
company...go figure.
12:46
PM Mr. Silver
"Try
our new scented range extenders in your home, office or bathroom. If
you can smell it, you can connect!"
"(*The
extender...not the bathroom.)"
12:53
PM Ms. Rose
"I
enjoy browsing my internet with the relaxing aroma of Lavender-Mango
Breeze. Thanks, Lindsay-Lohan Extenders!"
12:55
PM Mr. Silver
"Before
Lindsey wireless extenders, my wi-fi connection really stank! Now
it's still slow but has the cloying eye-burning scent of artificial
cherry!"
1:00
PM Ms. Rose
"Ever
have that no-so-fresh-Internet-connection feeling? With Lindsay
Extenders, you can feel confident and connected while surrounded by
the gentle aromatic textures of synthetic vanilla and chemical pine
forest. Remember: if your head is in the toilet puking, you're not
really using your Internet connection!"
1:03
PM Mr. Brown
Try
our new scent: Freshly Opened Shower Curtain.
That
lovely aroma of new plastic mm mm good!
1:03
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
simple! Just insert a cinnamon canister in the extender, plug it into
the outlet and (tsst!) AUGH! Hack hack!"
1:05
PM Ms. Rose
"When
was the last time your husband treated you to the lingering and toxic
fumes of a new, enormous TV? Well...wait on husband no more! With
Lindsay Extenders' exclusive new 'Chinese Manufacturing Plastic'
scent, you can enjoy that new electronic smell anywhere!"
(girls
in car) "Debby, where is that FABULOUS new plastic smell coming
from?!"
(Debby winks at the camera) Just ask my husband! He went to Lindsay Extenders!
(both) Eeeeeeeee! *clap clap!*
(Debby winks at the camera) Just ask my husband! He went to Lindsay Extenders!
(both) Eeeeeeeee! *clap clap!*
1:06
PM Mr. Brown
Have
you ever missed that wonderful smell when a power supply burns up?
Well you won't miss out anymore with our Burnt Out Resister scent!
