2:06
PM Mr. Gray
Tata
Duende? What is that? Dual Breast Fighting?
2:07
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
No,
a mythical creature.
2:08
PM Mr. Amethyst
SAVE
THE TATAS!
2:09
PM Mr. Gray
Bikers
for Boobies!!
2:09
PM Mr. Amethyst
“Uhhhh.....lemme
see em....yup you’re ok.”
2:09
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
2:09
PM Mr. Brown
FBI,
ma’am.
2:10
PM Mr. Amethyst
First
of all, Mr. Brown, not even a blind person would believe you were a
member of any FBI other than Fan Boys of Indonesia.
Second
of all, now you’re going to get arrested for impersonating a
federal officer.
2:12
PM Mr. Brown
No
no! Female Boobie Inspector
2:12
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
know that. But again, see "first of all".
2:13
PM Mr. Brown
First
of all I like boobies.
End
of discussion.
2:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hmmm
2:16
PM Mr. Blue
Even
your grandma's?
2:16
PM Mr. Brown
You’re
thinking too far into boobies, Mr. Blue
2:36
PM Mr. Silver
Hot
hot booby pics for you, Mr. Brown:
2:37
PM Mr. Amethyst
AWE
yea
2:37
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe...I
just spotted this
one.
11:51
AM Mr. Gray
(IP
213.255.195.64/26)
Wow...nice
name for an ISP in Afghanistan - Sniperhill (IP 213.255.195.64/26)
LOL
11:52
AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
12:10
PM Mr. Silver
Better
than Targethill.
“Their
service sucks!”
12:10
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
No
No....it’s always Dead
On
12:11
PM Mr. Silver
20
megs down, 10 up, 45% casualties
“Targethill
- You need faster internet like you need another hole in your head!”
12:11
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:15
PM Mr. Brown
Mustardgashill
They
suck too.
12:16
PM Mr. Silver
“Blistering
speeds!”
Nukeregion
Internet Service. No
one
complains after they get their service.
12:13
PM Mr. Silver
Don't
ban it...just make them mark it "for entertainment purposes
only" like pseudo sciences and such.
12:15
PM Mr. Gray
I
agree, Mr. Silver
12:18
PM Mr. Silver
"Because
if any other outlet presented both sides the way that Fox News does,
that president of ours would have mentioned that news outlet, and he
didn’t."
I
love when they out themselves like that.
12:18
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
I
was just going to quote that.
Sure,
they present both sides....pro one side, con the other.
12:19
PM Mr. Blue
So
where is the "other side" of their argument that Obama is a
dictator that's trying to abolish the first and second amendments?
12:20
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
12:22
PM Mr. Silver
Side
One (paranoia) - Obama is a fiend who wants to destroy America.
Side
Two (us good Americans) - Obama is a fiend who wants to destroy
America and we have to stop him.
See...both
sides.
Elwood:
“What kind of music do you usually have here?”
Claire:
“Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.”
12:25
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:26
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
10:33
AM Mr. Blue
Our
hold music sounds like me trying to play “Chopsticks”.
10:34
AM Mr. Brown
Let’s
just put on Kidz Bop
It’d
be more entertaining.
10:35
AM Mr. Silver
"Kidz
Bop 69! Kid friendly music! Like these hits:”
(Cute
kids...N.I.N. music) "I want to hug you like an animal! I want to
pet you when we're inside!”
10:35
AM Mr. Blue
Kidz
Bop is a pretty good business idea.
How
can we steal and sell other artist's songs without infringing on
copyrights? Have minors perform them!
10:39
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
10:40
AM Mr. Silver
(new
kids...Marilyn Manson) "You came to see the fun scene! I
know it isn't your scene! It's even better than Halloween!
It's so neat and peachy keen, peachy keen!"
10:40
AM Mr. Amethyst
Was
that “Mobscene”?
10:40
AM Mr. Silver
Oui
10:42
AM Mr. Blue
I
did see a commercial for one where they sang Gangnam Style
10:42
AM Mr. Silver
Yeah.
10:42
AM Mr. Blue
I
think they replaced sexy lady with 'pretty' lady. Don’t know
what they did about the risqué Korean lyrics.
Mr.
Brown
Stop
these guys from getting guns
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/30/health/mental-illness-guns/index.html?hpt=us_c2
Nobody
else.
11:13
AM Mr. Silver
(gun
show guy, writing receipt) "You know how to handle a lotta guns
like this?"
"I shot
a bunch of people once."
"Afghanistan?"
"That
in Tennessee? Sure."
"No,
its...eh...I trust you."
"Got
any Teflon coated ammo?"
"Teflon
coated ammo!? Woah, woah! Now HOLD on now! You’ll
want Jerry for that...over there in the red shirt...you tell him I
said you're Ok."
Mr.
Brown
We
believe we can beat everything .
Tsunami
coming at us? We fight till we can't fight anymore.
In
most cases we should have never tried to fight; there’s no good
outcome.
1:11
PM Mr. Brown
Like
if you stood in front of a wall of ash from a volcano, moving faster
than you can run.
And
you’re too close to the volcano to even have a chance of getting
out of range.
Why
fight it?
Just
stand there.
LOL
1:17
PM Mr. Silver
"Oh
my GOD! It's like Pompeii!!! We're all dead in
mere seconds! Quick! Everyone moon the ash wave!
Maybe we can be preserved like that!"
1:21
PM Mr. Silver
(1000
years later, archaeologist in front of the international press) "And
so, this remarkable find was filled with resin, much like the
victims of Pompeii of old, and as the laser excavators crack off the
final shell, we can see the last throes of the victims'...the
uh...um...what the Hell...are they mooning us?"
(reporter)
"That one has a 'thumbs up' and a big grin. What does it
mean, professor?"
1:22
PM Mr. Brown
“This
guy over here is eating a hot dog and staring at the volcano.”
1:22
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
"The
little one is making antlers with his hands and sticking his tongue
out."
1:25
PM Mr. Blue
If
I ever see a pyroclastic cloud coming towards me, I’ll grab my
crotch and give the middle finger.
1:26
PM Mr. Brown
Thug
life.
1:47
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
That’s
the way to go: Death by Misadventure.
1:47
PM Mr. Brown
“There’s
a statue over here of a call girl servicing some dude on the street.”
1:47
PM Mr. Gray
Again....that’s
the way to go! LOL
1:49
PM Mr. Silver
I
like this plan.
I
actually like it as a short film.
1:50
PM Mr. Gray
Again...another
idea for a film that would get us a million hits that we never do.
LOL
1:50
PM Mr. Silver
Heh
1:52
PM Mr. Silver
(Dramatic
voiceover, archaeology-film flute music) "We still wonder how
this subject, dubbed 'The Headstand', could have been caught in such
a remarkable position."
1:57
PM Mr. Brown
The
running of the bulls, frozen in time.
1:57
PM Mr. Silver
That
would be a bit hard to set up in the 10 seconds before death.
2:00
PM Mr. Brown
lol
Mr.
Blue
So
anyway... Sonic boom heard over our house. The neighbors to the
north and south didn't hear it, but my grandparents to the west did.
So whatever it was, it traveled in an east-west or west-east
direction.
2:17
PM Mr. Silver
Did
you look on the map if there's anything interesting over that way?
2:20
PM Mr. Blue
Don’t
know… Due west there's an air base out in Ohio I think.
Wright/Patterson
AFB
2:21
PM Mr. Silver
That'd
do.
2:21
PM Mr. Blue
But
that's almost in Indiana.
2:21
PM Mr. Silver
It
was a sonic boom...they obviously weren't going anywhere slowly
if it was a plane.
2:22
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
Check
the news?
2:23
PM Mr. Blue
Nothing
in the news
Someone
on twitter mentioned it too, but I don't know where they are.
She
was local but I don't know specifically where.
She
looked like she was 14-15, so I didn't want to be like "Hi!
where do you live?"
2:24
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Then
YOU would be in the news for talking about sonic booms with little
girls.
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
LOL
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
I
emailed NORAD.
2:44 PM Mr. Silver
"And
I could swear I could see a picture of Kim Jong-un on it as it flew
over."
2:45
PM Mr. Brown
lol
2:47
PM Mr. Blue
lol
Did
you see Iran shot a monkey into space?
Welcome
to the 1950s, idiots.
2:49
PM Mr. Silver
Waste
of a good politician.
Wait...you
meant literally.
2:50
PM Mr. Blue
Why
wouldn’t that be anything but embarrassing, for a nation to
accomplish something that other nations accomplished literally 60
years ago?
2:50
PM Mr. Silver
Because
if they sent up a rocket with nothing, people would ask why, and if
they sent one up with a nuclear warhead, they'd be out a warhead.
2:52
PM Mr. Blue
Why
not send it up with a person?
"Our
technology is such crap we don't even trust a human life with it."
2:57
PM Mr. Silver
Well,
sending a human is a weight difference of about 170 pounds, not
counting equipment to keep a human alive, so it would have cost a
billion more.
2:58
PM Mr. Blue
So
you think sending a monkey into space in 2013 is a great scientific
achievement for a nation.
3:03
PM Mr. Silver
(Iranian
scientist) "Yes
it was an amazing achievement! The monkey designed
it!"
3:24
PM Mr. Silver
There's
no reason for them to have a space program and it’s not intended to
be a great scientific achievement. Buying space on someone
else's rocket is much cheaper and better if they wanted to send up a
satellite or experiment.
They're
learning to make ICBMs, sir.
3:25
PM Mr. Blue
Ohhhh…
okay.
8:07
AM Mr. Blue
8:07
AM Mr. Silver
Oh
Japan... I'm lookin' forward to this read.
8:09
AM Mr. Silver
"The
tryst was perhaps thoughtless, but very
mature...hehehe. But anyway, back to me trying to keep my
job..."
“If
it is possible, I wish from the bottom of my heart to stay in the
bed. BAND!"
8:11
AM Mr. Blue
I
tried to ask the Japanese people why these consenting adults aren't allowed
to date - no good answer.
(Japanese
people that follow me on Twitter.)
Mr.
Silver
"Miracle
Pet Loves Blood, Smokes in Direct Sunlight"
11:34
AM Mr. Brown
Three
weeks later, the tortoise dies when the owner feeds it.
11:35
AM Mr. Silver
"Miracle
Pet Given Piece of Lettuce, Dies in Agony"
Yes?
11:36
AM Mr. Brown
That’s
what I was thinking.
LOL
11:45
AM Mr. Silver
So...”The
Pig Dream”
11:51
AM Mr. Silver
The
details were hazy but I was out with country-folk. Just a lot
of them gathered in a barn. Farm show? Don’t know.
11:53
AM Mr. Silver
And
apparently I insulted one of the farm girls. Really pretty
blonde...classic jeans and plaid flannel shirt
11:55
AM Mr. Brown
Tied-in-a-knot
flannel?
11:55
AM Mr. Silver
Anyway,
she challenged me to "pig riding" in front of everyone to
embarrass the city guy that insulted her.
I
accepted.
So
some big burly guy in charge picked her to go first as the
complainer.
He
instructed her to pick her pig...there were several to choose from.
I
assume in an effort to embarrass me, she picked me to be her pig.
I
was told I had to strip down naked for this.
Eh...it
was a dream, who cares about the crowd?
So
I accepted (see 'Hot Blonde' above).
12:21
PM Mr. Brown
Yep.
Were
you a jungle pig, American pig, or European pig?
12:22
PM Mr. Silver
I
was a long
pig, trying to buck off a hot blonde country girl to cheers from the
crowd.
Anyway,
she held on.
I
assume she figured this was all going to be so humiliating that I'd
just flee the whole scene...she didn't look too happy when I didn't.
Because
then I picked her to be my
pig.
She
wanted to back out, of course, but the crowd was against her...fair
is fair.
12:29
PM Mr. Silver
So
she had to strip and be one too, and I got my naked pig ride around
the barn...She was strong but I was heavy. She couldn't get me
to fall off and even fell flat after I copped a feel.
So
I won.
12:32
PM Mr. Silver
Unfortunately,
the dream ended with my alarm clock going off before things could get
more interesting between two naked people out in the country...ah
well. Still, it was a fun one.
12:33
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
had a “good dream” about a friend of mine, so I told her about
it. I felt guilty not
telling her.
One
of those dreams that makes you feel like you should have stopped the
dream.
LOL
12:37
PM Mr. Silver
...and
ever since, your wife glares at you in your dreams...
12:37
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
