Mr.
Yellow
Wife
calls. Stuck in the driveway, she says. Needs me to
get her out. I interrupt a meeting, get permission to leave and
drive home and ...
She’d
gotten out and was not there.
9:03
AM Mr. Silver
Nice.
9:07
AM Mr. Yellow
I
hate that every time she "needs" help, by the time I can
get there she got out on her own and I wasted my time.
9:10
AM Mr. Green
I
believe women are genetically predisposed to wasting our time... they
just can’t help it.
9:12
AM Mr. Silver
I'd
like to move "women" under "humans", but high on
the list.
9:12
AM Mr. Green
LOL
Mr. Amethyst
I
like my women like I like my coffee…
Liquefied
in a cup.
1:39
PM Mr. Brown
I
like my women like I like my donuts: Round with a hole in the middle.
1:40
PM Mr. Amethyst
Sweet
and full of cream.
1:41
PM Mr. Brown
Powdered
and full of jelly.
1:49
PM Mr. Silver
I
like buttercrunch girls myself.
1:49
PM Mr. Amethyst
Nom
NOM!
1:50
PM Mr. Brown
Donuts
are always better warm too…I mean women.
8:51
AM Mr. Blue
Speaking
of bikes, I heard a weird news story on the radio this morning about
an accident at the intersection of [something and something]
involving a bike. “Police are still searching for the person
who was on the bike."
8:54
AM Mr. Silver
(officer)
"Well the impact was pretty hard. We found bit of clothing
but the rider might have disintegrated."
8:55
AM Mr. Blue
"We’re
currently checking the wheel wells of the 18 wheeler that was
involved."
"It’s
possible he may have crept into the engine bay or someplace else to
stay warm. We’ll keep the public posted."
"We
found him, but he has a broken leg, so we're going to do the humane
thing and put him down."
Not
funny I guess. He could be hurt pretty severely, but, we don't
know him.
9:19
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
So,
“Pompeii” is a death-by-volcano flunk.
None
of the critics or anybody likes it at all.
9:21
AM Mr. Silver
"The
'everyone dies' scene was highly anticipated within the first 10
minutes." – The Sun Times
"The
only improvement would have been the casting of more irritating
performers to reduce to ash." – Variety
9:22
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
in most disaster movies, straight to the action trying to survive is
the film, but not in this case.
9:22
AM Mr. Blue
It
looks low budget, like something on SyFy
9:22
AM Mr. Brown
Apparently
they tried a made up love story and action story mix with disaster at
the end where everybody dies.
LOL
9:22
AM Mr. Blue
I’ve
seen a lot of low budget movies getting mainstream attention lately.
9:23
AM Mr. Brown
One
guy compared it to Titanic
Long
winded, but you know what happens at the end.
LOL
9:24
AM Mr. Blue
Titanic
won Oscars, I think
9:24
AM Mr. Silver
"The
scene with Rosetia pushing Jackus off the floating stone into the
lava made no sense; there was plenty of room."
9:24
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
That
would have made it awesome.
Titanic
with a volcano.
“I
only have half my body but I can still tell you I love you. Goodbye.
Aurggggglglglglg!” Sizzle sizzle
9:26
AM Mr. Silver
"I'm
the KING of the PYROCLASTIC CLOUD! WOOO WA OOOWWW!!!"
9:28
AM Mr. Brown
I’m
sure there will be funny movies made about “Pompeii” if its bad
enough.
LOL
"A
tale of love that could last until the scene where everybody dies a
agonizing death by volcano. See it this spring!”
9:32
AM Mr. Brown
"Also
there are guys chopping body parts off in a gladiatorial match so you
don't get too bored. Please watch this film."
9:33
AM Mr. Silver
"Tune
in for 'Boobies Blood and Togas', this Friday night!"
Ratings
gold.
10:37
AM Mr. Blue
I
love some of the names of black Marvel superheroes.
10:37
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
Panther
Mamba
Steel
10:38
AM Mr. Blue
"Charcoal",
"Bling", "Doorman". I love "Doorman".
Another
one simply called "Afrikaa"
I’ll
create a white superhero called "Europpe"
10:39
AM Mr. Silver
"Hey
bro! Welcome to the team. What's your name?"
"The
White Blast!"
"...uh...really?
Because you're...uh..."
"Dressed
in green? Yeah, but when you think about it, it makes sense
because-"
"No,
I mean...well... ...are the blasts white?"
"Nah,
they're yellow; but the thing is-"
"OK,
I'm lost...because the name is The White Blast, you're in green, the blasts are
yellow...and you...are...you're..."
"From
Alabama? A college graduate? What?"
10:47
AM Mr. Blue
DC
comics aren't much better... Black Lightning, Black Racer, Black
Vulcan, Blackwing, Black Eagle, Doctor Mid-Nite, Onyx
Vaporlock?
10:48
AM Mr. Brown
Wait.
Blackwing is a black guy?
10:52
AM Mr. Blue
Says
so here.
2:56
PM Mr. Brown
If
you look at pictures of her out of the 80s - EGAD!
3:00
PM Mr. Blue
I
love those 80s babes.
3:00
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
You
look at them now, most of them you wish you had a time machine: go
back to get the younger one.
LOL
3:08
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
3:10
PM Mr. Brown
For
Wells, I would go back and pluck her eyebrows then take her.
Its
kind of funny how the first woman to play the girlfriend in the Back
to the Future films did not have a very big career, but the second
one did.
3:13
PM Mr. Brown
She
is hot all around.
3:13
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
3:14
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
HA
HA
Read
that, Mr. Blue.
3:17
PM Mr. Blue
Weird.
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
They
dyed an orangutan. Wow.
3:18
PM Mr. Brown
Now
I need to see this.
LOL
3:19
PM Mr. Blue
"a
sort of jaws with chimps."
It
doesn't seem like they expanded on it much beyond that.
It
looks like Shue is nude in it...so there's that going for it.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
(notes
for later...)
Hehe
3:19
PM Mr. Brown
SWEEET
3:20
PM Mr. Brown
Wow,
they did dye it black
3:21
PM Mr. Silver
Dyed
it, and not well.
3:21
PM Mr. Blue
Its
hard to consider an orangutan in a button-down shirt as either
menacing or scary.
3:23
PM Mr. Silver
(Sings)
"I see an orang and I want to dye it black.”
“No
troglodit-es...I want an orang black."
"I
see the chimps swing by dressed in their birthday clothes.”
“I
have to turn my head until the auburn goes.”
(wow...tough
filk)
3:26
PM Mr. Blue
Hmm
"I
saw an orangutan drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vics... his hair
was jet black."
"Oo-ooh
ahh ahh!!! Orangutans of London!"
3:28
PM Mr. Blue
heh
3:32
PM Mr. Blue
When
I look into your eyes
I
can see an extant primate
But
darlin' when I hold you
Don't
you know I feel the same
'Cause
nothin' lasts forever
Even
black orangutans
(“November
Rain” btw. Quite proud of that one!)
3:35
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
8:41
AM Mr. Silver
Something
that bugs me: Willard Scott and his Smucker's Birthday segment.
8:49
AM Mr. Blue
What
about it?
8:51
AM Mr. Silver
5
minutes, 5 times a week, blathering on in rather irritating fashion, trying to summarize the full life experience of really old people in 15 words or less.
And
all I can think is "He's making a fortune compared to me."
8:55
AM Mr. Blue
I
didn't know he was still doing that. I never saw the point.
Who cares about old people?
How
many of them are even "alive" anyway? Yeah, their
heart is beating, but if they're strapped to a wheelchair parked at a
window sill with drool dribbling down their mouth, I’m not sure
that counts as "alive".
9:06
AM Mr. Silver
"...and
this is Mabel Goldfarb...102 years young...still makes apple and shoe
pie, and says 'my husband flegl gnnn jk...zzz...'"
9:08
AM Mr. Blue
"...and
Warren Holzhauser turns 98 today! His neighbors recently caught
him pooping in their garden."
9:12
AM Mr. Blue
"Mildred
Hamilton of Cleveland turns 101 today! She needs machines to
breathe and keep her heart beating, but not to cut a rug!"
9:25
AM Mr. Silver
"Alistair
Twinings is 100 today. He hasn't been out of his room since
1999 and still listens to what he believes is Count Basie on his
radio."
9:27
AM Mr. Blue
"Rudolph Painter
is celebrating his 98th birthday! We think. He lives
alone and his family hasn't checked on him in a few weeks."
