Mr. Brown
This whole test tube meat thing is not cool at all.
10:56 AM Mr. Gray
Test Tube Meat?
10:57 AM Mr. Brown
They are making beef in a test tube from cells from a cow.
10:58 AM Mr. Gray
Creepy LOL
11:02 AM Mr. Silver
Yum.
I don't want “tube steak”...so test tube steak is right out.
11:02 AM Mr. Brown
It's not going to taste the same at all unless they can make it walk around for a few months.
11:03 AM Mr. Silver
Ewwwww
They should make petri dish beef.
It'll be the right shape going in for grilling.
11:04 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
11:05 AM Mr. Silver
Lunch...enhanced by police helicopter, cruiser and ambulance.
11:05 AM Mr. Gray
Wow
Exciting!
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
Despite the black coat, black hat, unshaven beard, ponytail and running...they stopped looking at me because I was jogging towards the scene.
11:11 AM Mr. Gray
"Oh, I forgot to get rid of the evidence!! I must run back!!"
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
"Excuse me? Hi. I was wondering if you could all step out of my girlfriend's apartment for about 20 minutes? I need to change clothes...these have...uh...ketchup on them. What am I going to do with these oily rags and the lighter fluid?"
11:21 AM Mr. Gray
I'm sure they'd go for that.
Understanding types they are, for sure.
11:24 AM Mr. Silver
Yup. Swell fellows.
11:25 AM Mr. Brown
Hmm. I forget what this little bug is called that I found on my black berries.
Extremely small.
Slender.
Tan colored.
I know it can't hurt me, just forget what it is.
11:27 AM Mr. Silver
A long slender aphid?
11:27 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
11:30 AM Mr. Brown
There was only one I saw on the one berry.
11:32 AM Mr. Silver
Are you sure you're not talking about having crabs, with heavy euphemisms?
11:32 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
No. I’m eating blackberries up here.
8:11 AM Mr. Brown
Remote viewers are saying we will be hit by a meteor in 2012 thru 2013.
8:12 AM Mr. Gray
When you look into space you are looking into the past....so it already must have happened. Its all good.
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
So...like one huge slow meteor spanning part of 2012 and overlapping into 2013?
8:18 AM Mr. Silver
If we're all doomed, I wouldn't mind being doomed first.
8:18 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
8:20 AM Mr. Silver
We should blend "Wargames" and "Meteor" together to get a movie with Joshua refusing to fire nukes at the asteroid when Sean Connery asks him to.
8:20 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
8:20 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
8:20 AM Mr. Brown
“Let's play a game first.”
“We don't have time, dammit! Fire the nukes!!!!!”
“But I want to play a game.”
8:21 AM Mr. Silver
Interesting thing in that A.I.
Broderick' character says early on in the movie that Joshua can only give responses that were programmed in.
So I guess Professor Falken put in a futility routine and set of responses in case the A.I. figured futility out.
8:25 AM Mr. Silver
I suppose it would have been less dramatic in the movie to have Joshua say something like:
"Greetings Professor Falken”
“Out of memory error period”
“C colon backslash greater-than"
And every computer geek cheering.
And General Beringer looking confused: "What the Hell is that supposed to mean? Is that good?"
9:32 AM Mr. Blue
Morning.
9:39 AM Mr. Silver
"Dead-Corroded Man Doesn't Strike Fear Into Hearts Of Citizens!"
"String Of Robberies Not Masterminded By Dead-Corroded Man!"
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
"No Hero Needed Desperately Needed To Thwart Dead-Corroded Man."
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
"String of robberies and vandalisms in CBD - Police chief rules out Dead-Corroded Man as suspect."
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
"No Vile Scheme Will Be Perpetrated By Dead-Corroded Man Next!?!"
9:53 AM Mr. Silver
"Dead-Corroded Man Not Kidnapper Of Billionaire Heiress!"
10:15 AM Mr. Silver
"Police And Swat Do Not Swarm Secret Underground Hideout Of Dead-Corroded Man Six Feet Under Local Cemetery!"
10:15 AM Mr. Brown
If it was toxic waste, maybe could have survived with super powers.
10:19 AM Mr. Silver
You're breaking the only game, Mr. Brown?
"'You Would Never Be Able To Get Away With This, Dead-Corroded Man!' Shouts Caped Hero In Placid Confrontation!"
10:21 AM Mr. Blue
"Meanwhile in Dead-Corroded Man's Lair!" *switch to extremely close shot of maggots squirming*
10:22 AM Mr. Brown
"Dead-Corroded Man was not found at the bottom of the tank, for he used his power of corrosion to disappear!"
10:25 AM Mr. Silver
(considers) OK.
10:25 AM Mr. Brown
"Corroded-Dead Man meets Sulfuric Acidman in a alleyway. 'You can't stop me, Sulfuric Acidman!' Sulfuric Acidman shoots acid at Corrosive-Dead Man and laughs hysterically at him."
10:27 AM Mr. Blue
Nailed it!
12:03 PM Mr. Silver
"It's feared that some astronomers in the southern United States and other places in the world might want to designate special areas of the night sky for dark-matter stars to be encountered, or not report their existence for some readers of their reports."
12:17 PM Mr. Blue
I don't get it.
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
"Dark-matter stars are worth 3/5 of a star, says racist space scientist!"
12:19 PM Mr. Blue
Ahh, race. I thought you were going there.
12:22 PM Mr. Silver
Yes, I did, in fact, go there.
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
Heheh.
2:16 PM Mr. Blue
He meant to say "bucket loads of sunshine on Gropecunt Lane"
2:17 PM Mr. Silver
Naturally.
2:26 PM Mr. Blue
"The Dow Jones industrial average crossed 13,000 on Tuesday for the first time since May 2008."
Memo to all Republicans: Start talking about gay marriage and family values!
2:28 PM Mr. Silver
Flag burning!!!
Illegal immigrants!
Prayer in schools!
2:28 PM Mr. Blue
Abortions!
2:29 PM Mr. Silver
Good God! Someone find a Republican gun control law and blame it on Obama, quick!
2:45 PM Mr. Blue
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
There's a reason people don't eat mutton...
2:54 PM Mr. Gray
I like lamb...I'd eat it *shrugs*
2:55 PM Mr. Silver
Lamb spiced into gyro meat, I eat...
The thing is (and my general rule is), if it's not a rare beast, but you can't find it on the shelves, it's because it doesn't taste any good.
2:55 PM Mr. Blue
I’ve had lamb twice. In a gyro, it was delicious...in a curry it was OK, but inferior to chicken or beef.
2:56 PM Mr. Gray
Maybe people have preconceived opinions and don’t give it a try.
2:56 PM Mr. Blue
So you're saying mutton’s no good?
2:56 PM Mr. Silver
I've not had it myself, but Prince Charles is the first person I've heard of that said they like it.
2:57 PM Mr. Gray
Heck that’s old school: "Leg of mutton, please!!"
2:57 PM Mr. Silver
I've heard it described as "like lamb, but stronger and nastier".
2:57 PM Mr. Gray
Probably depends on how its cooked too. A lot of meats need to be prepared a certain way.
2:57 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah. With proper cooking and some spices, how bad can it be?
2:57 PM Mr. Silver
Like gyro meat.
I avoid lamb as gross tasting. It's dandy spiced up.
It's like the chat we had about eating a swan. Sure, people did it...it was a delicacy. But swans are not particularly rare, so what gives? It turns out they are hostile, dangerous, and above all they just don't taste good. So we don't eat swan.
Meanwhile, people can't get enough chicken.
3:03 PM Mr. Blue
I’ve never had duck or rabbit, but I’d like to. I've had buffalo and Texas longhorn.
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
I've had duck a couple times. Not a favorite, but not terrible....Peking and l'Orange styles.
I recall it being a little greasy both times. I'd do it again.
3:04 PM Mr. Gray
I'm all for trying new stuff.
3:04 PM Mr. Silver
Rabbit? If so it was a very long time ago.
I had squirrel once...good stuff.
3:05 PM Mr. Gray
I like Rabbit...I've even tried Squirrel.
Yep. Good.
3:05 PM Mr. Blue
There can't be much edible meat on either one.
3:05 PM Mr. Gray
Not much no. Stew is best option with those.
3:05 PM Mr. Silver
It depends on the rabbit; the big meat ones are huge.
I went to a friend's place once here they were raising some. I thought they were dogs for a second.
3:07 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
3:10 PM Mr. Silver
3:11 PM Mr. Blue
Good lord!
3:11 PM Mr. Gray
Yep...meaty LOL
3:11 PM Mr. Blue
Oh wait, that's a sheltie, not a collie.
Still! Big, though!
3:12 PM Mr. Silver
Compared to a little wild bunny around here, yes.
3:14 PM Mr. Gray
Can you imagine if one of those got ticked at you and bit you with those teeth? Man....
3:18 PM Mr. Silver
Rabbits are mean fighters.
I read the research used for "Watership Down". They beat the crap out of stuff...and each other...if cornered.
3:33 PM Mr. Blue
“Watership Down” always sounds like some kind of naval battle novel.
3:33 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe!
Or a failed supply delivery.
Private - "We're going to die in this desert!"
Captain "Don't panic Jenkins...the watership is coming."
Radio man "What was that HQ? Confirm? My God! No!"
3:35 PM Mr. Gray
Hehe...he does have a point!
Ok...THAT made me laugh!
3:36 PM Mr. Silver
Assist to Mr. Blue...I never though of it as a literal 'ship' before.
3:37 PM Mr. Silver
Sadly this came up too late, because I'm now filled with scenes, music and dialogue for the “rescue attempt” of the downed water ship.
3:37 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Save it for tomorrow.
We can all stew on the rabbits.
