Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Day 170 - An Adventuring Party By Any Other Name Would Still Get All The Quests In The Game, Fortunately The Republican Party Knows That All Women Will Vote For Who Their Husbands Instruct Them To, and Call The Minister Of Cosmetics

Mr. Yellow
So since we are officially an adventuring group, should we have a name?
A logo?
A brand?
Something we can market?  lol
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
"Demon Shamers"
9:32 AM Mr. Silver
Logo is a trussed up fiend, with its butt in the air getting kicked, crying.
Though my monk would probably be embarrassed to wear it.
"Although the victory was satisfying, taunting ancients of the spirit realms is neither respectful of their power nor wise in regards to our continued health."
11:06 AMMr. Yellow
Fast and Furrious Five
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
Spelled that way...ew...
11:07 AMMr. Yellow
Furious
11:07 AM Mr. Gray
An image of Vin Diesel in a bear outfit, waving a adult toy out of a speeding car's window comes to mind.....yep....ewww LOL
11:09 AMMr. Yellow
Ok, so that is out for a company name.
11:09 AM Mr. Gray
Personally I kind of giggled at the "Shamed Demon" name.
11:12 AMMr. Yellow
Faerun Fantastic Five
11:13 AM Mr. Gray
How about just "The Five"
"Sorry...we're all full up.....we already have five for "The Five".”
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
"Results"
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
"No one can help me with this situation!"
"You want "Results"."
11:15 AMMr. Yellow
Unorthodox
That is a good marketing slogan, though.
Gold Talks Bullshit Walks Adventuring Company
11:22 AM Mr. Gray
Champions of Courage (CoC) 
11:23 AM Mr. Silver
"Here come those cocs again."
11:31 AM Mr. Gray
Lords of Mystery. We can ride around in a green wagon with "Mystery Machine" painted on the side.
11:34 AM Mr. Silver
"Not Tomato Men"
11:35 AM Mr. Gray
"Monster Busters!" with a dragon with a line through it.
11:36 AM Mr. Gray
"Victory by Sheer Luck"
11:37 AM Mr. Silver
"The Random Rollers"
11:37 AM Mr. Gray
"My Dice Hate Me"
11:37 AM Mr. Green
Company of the Bad Dice.... that's not bad
11:39 AM Mr. Silver
"The Cheap Rates With Good Results"
11:40 AM Mr. Silver
"Will Work For Food"
Ok...I'll quit with those.
11:40 AM Mr. Gray
"Will Slay For Gold"
11:43 AM Mr. Green
Evil's End
11:43 AM Mr. Gray
Nah...sounds evil.
11:43 AM Mr. Green
Demon Bondage?
11:44 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
11:44 AM Mr. Green
Demon's Bondage
11:45 AM Mr. Green
The Champions of Demon Bondage
CoDB
11:45 AM Mr. Silver
That sounds like an activist group for Satanic S&M awareness.
I bet their rallies would be interesting.
11:47 AM Mr. Silver
Light In Vile Darkness
Or just drop the "vile".  Light In Darkness
"Light, like candles?" 
"More like even our unscrupulous members aren't that dark." 
"I told you no one would understand it." 
"Shh..." 
12:00 PM Mr. Gray
Lunch...no that’s not a name suggestion.
12:00 PM Mr. Green
LOL
12:00 PM Mr. Silver
I like it
"Lunch"
12:01 PM Mr. Green
The Lunch Eaters
Mess with us, we'll eat your lunch!”
12:45 PM Mr. Green
New Adventurers on the Block
LOL
12:46 PM Mr. Gray
Company of the Severed Thumb
12:53 PM Mr. Silver
Have Thumb Will Travel”
Logo is the thumb...Company name: "You Should See What We Did To The Rest Of Him"
The All Thumbs”
Nah...we'd sound incompetent.
1:18 PMMr. Yellow
Ok, The Jade Dragon
1:19 PM Mr. Gray
I’ve never seen a Jade one.
1:19 PMMr. Yellow
Well then jade is best; no one can confuse the name.
1:22 PM Mr. Silver
"So as not to offend, or associate ourselves with, any actual dragon species, we are calling ourselves the Moss Agate Dragon Adventuring Company."



Mr. Gray
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — An Indiana lawmaker has accused the Girl Scouts of being a radical group that promotes abortions and homosexuality.
Sheesh
I don’t understand how these radical nutjobs get into positions of leadership.
10:35 AM Mr. Silver
Girl Scout bashing?  yeah...right...
10:36 AM Mr. Gray
'Good afternoon madam, would you like to buy a box of cookies...and have an abortion?"
That right up there with..."We've come for your liver".
11:02 AM Mr. Silver
I'm not sure how the Republicans are expecting to get any votes from any women not of the pathetic "man is master, women are servants; it says it in the Bible"-type this time around.
Who at the RNC suggested "All the hot topics have failed: immigration, gay marriage, taxes, flag burning, Christian government.  I say we go with a misogyny angle this time" and got applause?
11:04 AM Mr. Gray
Good question.
12:11 PM Mr. Silver



Mr. Silver
His lipstick, eye shadow and rouge choices don't compliment his skin tone...
12:19 PM Mr. Brown
lol

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