Day 48 - Dungeons & Drinking & Dragons, Puffy Dragons Too, My PC Runs Like Crap, Mr. Brown Might Be A Muppet, The Inevitable Music Riffing, and Foot Gloves For Flabby Humans

8:18 AM Mr. Silver

So what's the poop?

8:21 AM Mr. Gray

We can do whatever. I'm tired of thinking about it. At this point I just want to sit somewhere and drink

8:25 AM Mr. Silver
heh...play D&D&D
8:26 AM Mr. Silver
Game we vaguely pondered one night at Pennsic and I wrote up.
No hit points, just drinking
Spells like "Create Drink and Drink"
8:35 AM Mr. Silver
Amazing how little I recall...'course we were a little rocked at the time...

Wizards had "Booze ball"

Thief "Hide in Sobriety" and "Beer Stab"

I'll send you the rules.

8:49 AM Mr. Yellow

Tonight I think we are going to go to the concert in the park and maybe hang out at Rally in the Alley for a bit to watch the Journey cover band till the kids get bored and unruly and we have to head back home

8:53 AM Mr. Green

Journey cover band... that's cool... if the singer can actually pull it off

8:54 AM Mr. Yellow

I am looking forward to the Billy Joel and Elton John cover bands on the same night LOL

8:57 AM Mr. Silver
Night of 1000 Imitation Stars!

12:55 PM Mr. Yellow

I told Jim he needed to leave training after 1/2 a day and be back here.

So I will not be here late tonight.

12:56 PM Mr. Silver

Cool

1:08 PM Mr. Yellow

Yes, well the training he was doing would not take all day. They wanted him to stay and help with some back work they have to get done. I said sorry that is not my issue I need my person back

1:54 PM Mr. Silver

add "And send one of your guys with him...I need help with some back work. See how obnoxious that sounds?"

1:55 PM Mr. Green

LOL

2:50 PM Mr. Yellow

On hold and they are playing a Muzac version of Puff the Magic Dragon.

Sweet

I am singing along.

3:13 PM Mr. Green

Didn’t they have a cartoon for that years ago?

3:17 PM Mr. Yellow

Yes. I used to love that as a kid, but it was so sad when Jackie Paper grew older and forgot about Puff.

3:19 PM Mr. Silver
"So Puff! The Magic Dragon, buuurned down his house...and frolicked in the screaming crowds of the land of Holla Lee!"
Dragons don't forget, Jackie...

3:20 PM Mr. Green

LMAO

8:27 AM Mr. Blue

Need to reboot this turd.

8:27 AM Mr. Brown

Wow! He has a turd! All I have is this POS.

8:28 AM Mr. Silver

Wonder how the cables attach.

They just stick in there?

8:28 AM Mr. Brown

I would think. Should be a good conductor, being moist and all.

8:36 AM Mr. Red

Yeah but your PC would smell

9:07 AM Mr. Brown

I think it would be cool to find out that I’m an alien put here to live like a human.

lol

9:09 AM Mr. Red

I think you are. Mr. Brown.

9:10 AM Mr. Blue

Like Gonzo.

9:10 AM Mr. Red

YEAH!!!

9:12 AM Mr. Brown

Lol

Only thing is, I don't keep chickens.

9:13 AM Mr. Red

Yet

9:13 AM Mr. Silver
We can test this theory with a motorcycle, ramp, several flaming hoops, a vat of honey and a blindfold. If he lives, he's an alien...or a muppet.

9:14 AM Mr. Red

Let's do it!

9:14 AM Mr. Silver
I'm all for this plan
Especially since I couldn't get Mr. Yellow to do my spontaneous combustion experiments yesterday

9:20 AM Mr. Red

Saw this quote last night --
"Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."

9:33 AM Mr. Blue

Heh

9:44 AM Mr. Blue

Speaking of old adages, I think a good name for Casey Anthony's inevitable Lifetime movie would be "Don’t Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater"

9:52 AM Mr. Silver

bleh

12:13 PM Mr. Blue

I love how this building goes from boiling lava hot on Monday to witch's tit cold on Friday.

12:14 PM Mr. Brown

Yeah always one extreme to another.

12:27 PM Mr. Red

It is always freezing the day I wear shorts.

12:33 PM Mr. Silver
Stop putting on ski pants for daily wear.

12:34 PM Mr. Red

lol

12:34 PM Mr. Silver
You could switch to wee shorts and thermal leggings like Icelandic girls wear.

12:34 PM Mr. Red

Can't.  Have to leave my short shorts at home

(It's looking like us riffing on the music is just going to be a daily thing – Mr. Silver)
9:14 AM Mr. Silver
Been a long time since Robert Plant rocked his rolls.

10:32 AM Mr. Blue

Rhythm really *is* a dancer

12:43 PM Mr. Silver
YAY!

12:43 PM Mr. Blue

Awesome!

“AND IIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”

12:44 PM Mr. Red

OH GOD!

12:44 PM Mr. Silver

“OoooOoOooo  IIIIIIiiIIIIiiI OOooOOooOooo”

“And I weesha yoo JEYE! An happih-neeeez.”

12:52 PM Mr. Silver

Much as I'm sick of that song, mocking it every time has a certain uplifting effect.

12:53 PM Mr. Blue

yep

1:32 PM Mr. Brown

(sings) “We don't have to take our...cloths off!”

1:33 PM Mr. Silver

Cloths?

1:34 PM Mr. Brown

Forgot the e

1:35 PM Mr. Silver

"We don't have to take our...clothes off...unless you feel like it...oh no.”

“We could dance and party, all night...though I'd prefer the sex...yeah yeah!"

1:40 PM Mr. Blue

"We can dance and party.. all night.. and get our t-cell count checked.. uh huh!"

1:43 PM Mr. Silver

"...and drink some cherry wine...Ick! Blech!"

1:36 PM Mr. Brown

(sings) “Together we can take it to the edge of the night!!!!!!!!!!!

“Total eclipse of the brain!”

1:37 PM Mr. Silver

“...Turn around, white guy...Turn around, white guy...”

That's right baby...you and me to the edge of the night...'cause my mom wants me home by dusk.

1:43 PM Mr. Blue

Always liked the song "Oh Sheila"

1:44 PM Mr. Silver
Oddly enough those are the only lyrics I know from it.
But I liked it too

2:12 PM Mr. Silver

"When you put me on hold, don't put on that awful hold music."

"I'm sorry, I can't stop it...pretty bad huh?" 

"Too loud!"

"I'm sorry. Well, just a moment."

(Put on hold...softest, slowest-paced version of the Mephisto Waltz I've ever heard.)

2:16 PM Mr. Blue

"So Mr. Shoemaker...I'm bettin' you come from a long line of nobility?"

2:46 PM Mr. Brown

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/index.htm

2:47 PM Mr. Blue

I’d like some lower-profile jogging shoes but those are a little goofy for me.

They actually make jogging flip-flops that are patterned after...those Mexican people that make shoes out of old tires.

I just don't see the need for each of my toes to have their own individual pockets.

2:56 PM Mr. Silver
Well...because your toes evolved to work like toes, not flippers.

2:57 PM Mr. Blue

But they're going in that direction. The only toe that's even worth a damn is the big one.. the rest can be replaced.

3:04 PM Mr. Silver
Only reason long distance/marathon runners started wearing shoes was because of the surfaces they were on.
They all know it's better in bare feet.

3:05 PM Mr. Blue

Yep, the extra padding in the heel just forces you to slam your heel more while jogging,

which puts unnecessary pressure on your knees and hips.

If you're barefoot, or at least low-profile, you land on your mid-foot, which is what our body is designed for.

Huaraches are what I’m thinking of.. they're the Mexican jogging flip-flops.

3:08 PM Mr. Silver
(Pictures a lot of jogging Mexicans faceplanting)

3:08 PM Mr. Red

Ay carumba!

3:08 PM Mr. Blue

They were designed by some Mexican tribe that does a lot of running.

They make their shoes out of old tires: just a sole with string around the big toe and ankle. guess they're world class sprinters and long-distance runners

I think they're the tribe that hunt deer by stalking them until the deer are exhausted

3:10 PM Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarahumara_people

The part about "athletic prowess"

3:12 PM Mr. Silver

I read an anthropological article theorizing that the human advantage that really took us over the top was the fact that we can apparently out endurance-run everything else on earth.

Weak ears, weak eyes, weak sense of smell, weak arms, slow, but boy can we jog forever.

3:14 PM Mr. Blue

Says here that quadrupeds have to stop and catch their breath...we can catch our breath while still moving.

"Hunters of the central Kalahari will chase a kudu for about two to five hours over 25 to 35km (16 to 22 mi) in temperatures of about 40 to 42 °C (104 to 108 °F). The hunter chases the kudu, which then runs away out of sight. By tracking it down at a fast running pace the hunter catches up with it before it has had enough time to rest in the shade. The animal is repeatedly chased and tracked down until it is too exhausted to continue running. The hunter then kills it at close range with a spear."

That makes me proud to be a human being

But not very proud to be a lumpy white guy

3:18 PM Mr. Silver

"I am Blue, of the Pasty-Doughy tribe."

"And that's Silver of the Sloth-Lumps, and Brown of the Sitting Spuds."

"Wasn't there a 4^th one of you natives out here?"

"Red of the Winded-Sleepers. He's over there in the hammock."

Day 47 - "Real Hangover", Owatana Soliam, The Spontaneous Human Combustion Project, Nice Girls, and Deadly Bulls For Kids

Mr. Silver
Mitch: What are you doing? Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

8:00 AM Mr. Gray

Love that movie. Have it on DVD

One of my favorite hangover lines

8:01 AM Mr. Silver
Not inappropriate since I feel Ugh

8:01 AM Mr. Gray

Unless it’s a hangover....doesn’t apply

8:01 AM Mr. Silver
Martini went straight to my head and I ate a big pile of Fritos watching it. 

8:02 AM Mr. Gray

Ahhhh

Well then, I guess it does

Mr. Gray

I swear sometimes I think Ms. Robin is cursed

9:02 AM Mr. Green

No.... Mrs. Green is cursed. Ms. Robin's just in a rough patch... LOL

9:02 AM Mr. Gray

LOL Ok, fair enough. Can’t argue that

9:11 AM Mr. Silver

Should I get out the feathered hat, mask and rattle and stuff?

"Woot woot woot!  Owatana! Soliam!"

(Shout it out loudly 10 times)

9:20 AM Mr. Green

Couldn’t hurt... LOL

9:21 AM Mr. Gray

I'm with him lol

Mr. Green

Alright, I'm out. Peace!

1:54 PM Mr. Gray

Does anyone else find it odd that Mr. “I want to strangle someone!" said peace?

lol

1:57 PM Mr. Yellow

He is leaving work, so good mood

2:01 PM Mr. Silver

"Peace through Aggression!

Pax Romana

“Quiet down and do what we say, or we’ll burn your whole tribe to the ground.”

8:04 AM Mr. Brown

Spontaneous human combustion

8:04 AM Mr. Red

I wish

8:07 AM Mr. Silver
Still not sure on the SHC. While the slow wicking theory can certainly account for some of it, there's the problem of anecdotal inconsistency.
Times that are too short, eye witnesses, unlikely unburned items

8:08 AM Mr. Brown

Yeah.  I was watching a show about it this morning on Science Channel

Reignited my interest in it

8:09 AM Mr. Silver
(ba-dum-chissssssshhhhhh!!!)

8:09 AM Mr. Blue

HI-YO!

8:12 AM Mr. Blue

The people that end up combusting are all drinkers and smokers, I thought

8:21 AM Mr. Silver
The alcohol problem is that there's no way to concentrate enough in the body anywhere to even light it

8:21 AM Mr. Blue

What about chronic, life-long use?

It's gotta absorb somewhere

8:22 AM Mr. Silver
Nope

8:22 AM Mr. Brown

No, your body processes it and it's gone.

8:23 AM Mr. Blue

Gasses then?

8:23 AM Mr. Brown

There are Static Flash fires

One example was wearing flame-resistant pajamas. All that burned on that was the fuzz on her pajamas.

8:26 AM Mr. Blue

The flashpoint of ethanol is 61 degrees Fahrenheit, apparently

8:27 AM Mr. Brown

I wonder if somebody is not getting enough water in his system, if they are dehydrated enough, if it would cause them to burn faster than other people?

8:29 AM Mr. Silver
There's just not enough energy.  You come out of a direct lightning strike better than these people.

8:29 AM Mr. Blue

Usually the people are already dead, and then they just smolder for a while

I mean, I doubt anybody's actually blowing up or being instantly engulfed in flames...the evidence doesn't support that.

8:30 AM Mr. Silver
That's the wicking theory, yes, and it's demonstrable.
But that doesn't match some of the reports at all.

8:36 AM Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_I._Mott

8:37 AM Mr. Brown

Hmm...Did not ignite the oxygen or matches.

It is pretty strange that most of the stuff in the room is left untouched by the fire.

12:59 PM Mr. Brown

My cells are accelerating to high speeds I’m about to burst into flames!!!!

1:01 PM Mr. Silver
Quick! Someone grab snacks for the show!!!

1:01 PM Mr. Brown

Is is bad if I want to roast a marshmallow on my own body fire?

 

(Later, in another conversation and by sheer coincidence – Mr. Silver)

2:25 PM Mr. Yellow

It is so freeking hot in this stockroom

I have 3 fans on me and I'm still dying of heat. I am melting...melting...

2:28 PM Mr. Silver
Got an idea.
Turn off the fans...
And then tell us if you spontaneously combust...we were discussing it earlier.

2:29 PM Mr. Yellow

No, I will just dehydrate

2:29 PM Mr. Silver
Nod...that was one of the conditions considered. Got some high proof alcohol and some cigarettes handy too?

2:30 PM Mr. Gray

If you collapse at work its workman’s comp though

And maybe they'll put in an air conditioner.

2:30 PM Mr. Silver

You're sabotaging my experiment with such suggestions, Mr. Gray!

2:30 PM Mr. Yellow

Then I would have to spend all day with the wife and kids instead of getting an 8 hour break 5 days a week

2:31 PM Mr. Silver

Not if you burn up. Really it's win-win for me and Mr. Gray

2:35 PM Mr. Yellow

Not a win for me, and I am the one that matters

2:36 PM Mr. Silver

Not from here...not compared to mighty Science!

(Meanwhile back in the original conversation – Mr. Silver)

2:38 PM Mr. Silver

I can't convince Mr. Yellow to self-combust

2:40 PM Mr. Gray

Keep at it

I have faith in you.

9:43 AM Mr. Blue

why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

9:44 AM Mr. Silver

Always like that one, and "invaluable"

"So...not valuable?"

Mr. Silver

But the answer is that flame and inflame are two different words

One is "fire" and one is "to set on fire"

9:49 AM Mr. Blue

Unflame should be a word then

9:50 AM Mr. Silver

A brick is ininflammable

That'll confuse the kids

Uninflammable

9:52 AM Mr. Blue

So "flammable" is kind of a misnomer

It'd be like saying something is "on fire-able"

9:52 AM Mr. Silver

Invaluable is "can't set a value"

flammable - "it burns" inflammable - "it can be set on fire"

9:58 AM Mr. Silver

Always liked "incredible"

"He survived! Isn't that incredible?" "Yes! I don't believe you!"

10:40 AM Mr. Silver

"The Incredible Hulk! In this issue, more stuff not worth reading since its so ludicrous!"

9:54 AM Mr. Blue

This guy had a call come in and he says "Can you put me on hold a second?"

"You want me to put you on hold?"

"Or if I can put you on hold, it doesn't matter."

"I think that'd be best."

9:55 AM Mr. Silver

heh

9:59 AM Mr. Red

“Sure I can put you on hold... is 5 hours ok?”

12:36 PM Mr. Blue

Name: Debbie Nial

Of course, her email is “dnial”

12:37 PM Mr. Gray

She doesn’t live in denial....just emails from there

1:02 PM Mr. Gray

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jCmORYjzshvl_RPYklnpUMIWQLzQ?docId=ea98fc3880e149dfa16df0b5f885057e

I find that story so hard to believe. She looks like such a nice woman

lol

1:02 PM Mr. Blue

lol

Look at her.. then a picture of Casey Anthony. That's the difference between guilt and innocence right there

1:03 PM Mr. Gray

Exactly

That woman, no doubt she'd knife ya. Casey...nah.

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

heh.

"Uh...miss?"

"YES???"

"You aren't going to do anything...well...crazy with that smoothie, are you?"

"WHY???"

1:11 PM Mr. Silver

I imagine her breathing angrily all the time, like Bluto from the Popeye movie.

1:13 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

Looking at the picture.....definitely

1:56 PM Mr. Silver
"Skyyyyyyyy Pilot! Seaaaaaa Pilot! Diiiiiiiiirt Pilot! Natural Gaaaaaaaas Pilot! TeeVeeeeeeeeee Pilot!"

2:03 PM Mr. Blue

What’s that?

2:03 PM Mr. Silver

That dippy "Sky Pilot' song that was on

2:03 PM Mr. Blue

oh

Mr. Blue

Looks like they dull the horns of these bulls in Pamplona

Pussies

2:50 PM Mr. Gray

Yeah...trampling...Pshaw. Nothing compared to a good gore to the backside

3:09 PM Mr. Silver
A "Nerf Bull"
Ooo! Better! "Whiffle Bull"
Full of holes and whistle as they charge!

Day 46 - Rule 34: The Movie, Novelty Holy Grails, The Ecology Of Werebeasts And Vampires, The Running Of Bull, Please Hold For A Long Long Time, and More Silly Music Riffs

      (Mr. Gray gets bad and 'spensive news about his car – Mr. Silver)

Mr. Gray

*wince* worse than I expected. *sighs* Wonderful

yeah...that’s gonna kill me

7:38 AM Mr. Silver

That blows 300 hotdogs worth of chunks

7:39 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

Thanks needed that

But yes, it does

8:07 AM Mr. Silver

Katy Perry is still the big draw...

Or rather...fraudulent blog titles involving Katy Perry...

8:08 AM Mr. Blue

Sex sells

8:08 AM Mr. Silver

Fake sex draws hits

heh

8:08 AM Mr. Blue

Maybe we can hit some fringe fetish groups today.

8:08 AM Mr. Silver

Or not.

8:09 AM Mr. Blue

We can be the top search result for anyone that's into “Mature strawberry jello wrestling”

8:10 AM Mr. Brown

OR just say "MILF"

That might work too

8:13 AM Mr. Silver

I'm not much of a marketer, but I don't see either of those generating any traffic.

8:13 AM Mr. Blue

Rule 34

8:13 AM Mr. Silver

"Rule 34: The Movie"

(No refunds)

8:13 AM Mr. Brown

Or even "Casey Anthony"

8:14 AM Mr. Blue

“Casey Anthony wrestles Lindsay Lohan in strawberry Jello”

8:14 AM Mr. Silver

Right...

8:09 AM Mr. Brown

I was watching a show on the holy grail. There are a lot of them lol

There is the one the Vatican has

Then there is a blue bowl

8:15 AM Mr. Blue

What does the Vatican have?

8:15 AM Mr. Brown

They say they have the Grail

8:16 AM Mr. Blue

Yeah but what is it that they have?

What if it was a sippy cup?

Or a beer stein?

Or a coffee mug that says "I’d rather be fishing"

      (Music starts up at this point – Mr. Silver)

8:26 AM Mr. Silver

Heh...”Losing My Religion”...interesting timing.

8:27 AM Mr. Red

REM to be followed by AC/DC's “Highway to Hell”.

8:27 AM Mr. Silver

How about a "#1 Savior" mug?

Apostle Peter - "I couldn't believe the shop only had one left, Lord!"

The mug came with an "I'm With Sinners" T-shirt in it as a gift set.

8:28 AM Mr. Blue

"World's Greatest Messiah (Semi-Finalist)" mug

"I was crucified for Man's sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

8:42 AM Mr. Blue

LOL, Joan Osborne "What if God was One of Us" just came on.

Weeeeeeeiiiiiiird

8:44 AM Mr. Red

lol

9:07 AM Mr. Silver

So there's a trope in werewolf fiction that bugs me.

It's depicted in story, song, film and everything else that when the moon is full, the beast rages and ware to anyone that gets in it's way! Zow!

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

I don't think I've ever seen one of these where the characters have to deal with the full moon being visible in broad daylight as it so often is in the real world

9:10 AM Mr. Blue

We should make a realistic werewolf movie

They turn into werewolves in broad daylight, but mostly they just go around sniffing crotches and humping legs.

9:11 AM Mr. Silver

Suddenly start heading to the beef section at the Walmart?

I like it.

9:12 AM Mr. Brown

That is why I like the Native American ones

9:12 AM Mr. Blue

Skinwalkers?

9:12 AM Mr. Brown

They shift when they want too

9:12 AM Mr. Silver

So do the other ones, usually

9:12 AM Mr. Blue

Werewolves wouldn't attack people anyway, we're stringy

9:13 AM Mr. Brown

Native American skinwalkers, I believe, don't change due to anything but their own will

And a crazy person being cursed to be a werewolf would just be a wolf all the time I would think

9:13 AM Mr. Blue

That makes more sense than a full moon at night and with no clouds

Which seems very arbitrary

9:14 AM Mr. Silver

Shapeshifting magic and lycanthropy aren't really the same thing...

9:14 AM Mr. Blue

They both involve turning into an animal, and they're both fake

9:15 AM Mr. Brown

Here is a question: Which would win a fight, a shapeshifter or lycan?

9:15 AM Mr. Blue

Are we going with MMA rules or a street fight?

9:17 AM Mr. Silver

Since the shapeshifter could technically change into something like a rhinoceros, I'm not betting too heavily on the werewolf.

9:17 AM Mr. Blue

Or Godzilla with lasers

9:18 AM Mr. Silver

A T-Rex

9:19 AM Mr. Blue

A T-Rex riding a Megalodon

9:20 AM Mr. Silver

Foul...That' would take 2 shapeshifters

9:20 AM Mr. Brown

Right

9:20 AM Mr. Blue

No, it'd be conjoined

9:21 AM Mr. Brown

Would you consider a cursed-by-gypsy lycan to be different from a infected lycan?

Cause to me, if you were cursed by a gypsy to be a lycan, why would your biting somebody curse them too?

9:25 AM Mr. Silver

Shenanigans!

9:26 AM Mr. Brown

On what in that exactly?

9:27 AM Mr. Silver

The conjoined shapeshifting stuff

That and "lycan" is a peeve term to me

9:30 AM Mr. Brown

Well if we leave out the lycan part and just go with being cursed by a gypsy to be a werewolf, why would biting somebody else turn them into a werewolf?

9:30 AM Mr. Red

Machine gun or flame thrower would take care of them all

9:44 AM Mr. Silver

The trick of the "gypsy curse" version, of course, is that it comes from "The Wolf Man" and Lon Chaney Jr. was bitten by a werewolf, not cursed by a gypsy.

       (Was also too busy to insert that lycanthropy is pathological, not a curse – Mr. Silver)

9:42 AM Mr. Brown

What about the story concept of the original vampire being Judas or the Roman that stabbed the side of Jesus?

9:42 AM Mr. Blue

Eh?

9:43 AM Mr. Brown

I have seen this in some movies

9:47 AM Mr. Silver

The current popular vampire origin was it was Cain, and that's well developed

Though Lilith came before him and she was a blood-drinker

9:48 AM Mr. Silver

But, in folklore, the original vampire was a legend about irritating dead relatives who'd come home to hang out, be irritating, make folks sick, and had to be exorcised to make them go away.

9:48 AM Mr. Blue

What about Cain made him a vampire?

9:48 AM Mr. Brown

The curse

9:49 AM Mr. Blue

And what about the curse made him a vampire?

9:49 AM Mr. Brown

Nobody shall harm him, he will live for ever

That kinda thing

9:49 AM Mr. Blue

Ok, but that's not a vampire.

Vampires drink blood and avoid sunlight

9:51 AM Mr. Gray

Some things I've read have said that it was part of his curse to hunger for blood as he did for his brother's to be spilled, etc.

9:56 AM Mr. Brown

Still, think about that mark of Cain thing though...

What would the mark be?

10:02 AM Mr. Blue

A unibrow and widow's peak

10:05 AM Mr. Silver

Fangs and a permanently attached tuxedo and high cowled cape

Doesn't really sound anything like a curse in the Bible of course

It's a blessing, and a nice blessing at that

11:52 AM Mr. Blue

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/jul/05/macaues-indonesia-wildlife#/?picture=376506674&index=0  this is awesome

11:58 AM Mr. Silver

The pink one is a mutant

11:59 AM Mr. Blue

Some kinda genetic defect

It'll never survive

12:00 PM Mr. Red

I love that picture

12:01 PM Mr. Blue

I like the 3rd one

Looks like every teenage girl on Facebook

12:06 PM Mr. Silver

"It's Windows...uh...HCO7."

"I'll bet it isn't."

12:15 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/07/06/2454292/thousands-gather-in-spain-for.html

“Thousands gather in Spain for the annual running of the idiots!”

12:17 PM Mr. Silver

Pamplona needs a roller coaster

Perhaps with a chase car that occasionally catches up and rams into the riders from behind

12:18 PM Mr. Blue

According to a guy on Facebook, the queue at Verizon is now 1,900

12:18 PM Mr. Silver

"Your expected wait time is 1 year"

"For those of you waiting on hold burning cell minutes, we at Verizon would like to thank you for the free cash."

12:29 PM Mr. Gray

Yeah I saw that on Facebook too. So glad I don’t work at Verizon LOL

"We have 1900 in queue, would you mind working late? How late? Well, have any plans for the weekend? Yes, I know its only Wednesday..."

12:58 PM Mr. Silver

Sounds like a dream number

"Mr. Green! Step it up! There's 1900 calls in Q and you have to finish those, feed the mutant ducks and get your homework finished before the big test for that class you forgot you had this year!"

1:01 PM Mr. Blue

"And put some clothes on!"

1:03 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

       (More music -- Mr. Silver)

11:19 AM Mr. Silver

Speaking of musicians I don't like...

11:20 AM Mr. Blue

U2?

11:20 AM Mr. Silver

Yup

11:20 AM Mr. Blue

I don't like The Edge

He doesn't fit the name

More like.. The Dewy Meadow

1:27 PM Mr. Silver

Hey Mr. Blue! Listen! It's "Always Be My Baby" (Mariah Carey's - “Fantasy” Mr. S)

1:28 PM Mr. Blue

This song is better than anything Prince did

1:40 PM Mr. Silver

(gasp!) Whitney! Joy!

1:40 PM Mr. Blue

lol

(Sings) And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WILL ALLWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUU EWWWWW OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH

1:41 PM Mr. Silver

"IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIII Will always love-yooooo-oo-ooo-oooo-oooo!"

1:42 PM Mr. Blue

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WILL ALLWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUU EWWWWW OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH

1:42 PM Mr. Silver

Ooooo OOOo oOOo IIIIIIIIIIII

1:42 PM Mr. Blue

*air sax solo*

1:43 PM Mr. Brown

Needs a little more cocaine to hit those notes

1:43 PM Mr. Silver

“All I said was 'I think we need to start seeing other people' and you started up!”

"Geez! WhatEVER! Why did you think I was dumping you? Sheesh..."

1:44 PM Mr. Blue

AND BINGO WAS HIS NAAAAAAAAAAME-OHHHHHHHHHHHH EWWWW OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2:47 PM Mr. Silver

(sings) "Turn around, white guy..."

"Ev'ry now and then I get a little bit of food in my teeth..."

"Turn around..."

"Ev'ry now and then I forget to pay my power bill and I have to take a show'r in the dark..."

"Turn around...."

2:49 PM Mr. Silver

"Once upon a time there three little pigs...

“Now their huts are all blown apart...

“Nothing I could do...

“Totally ripped out a fart..."