(Mr. Gray gets bad and 'spensive news about his car – Mr. Silver)
Mr. Gray
*wince* worse than I expected. *sighs* Wonderful
yeah...that’s gonna kill me
7:38 AM Mr. Silver
That blows 300 hotdogs worth of chunks
7:39 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Thanks needed that
But yes, it does
8:07 AM Mr. Silver
Katy Perry is still the big draw...
Or rather...fraudulent blog titles involving Katy Perry...
8:08 AM Mr. Blue
Sex sells
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Fake sex draws hits
heh
8:08 AM Mr. Blue
Maybe we can hit some fringe fetish groups today.
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Or not.
8:09 AM Mr. Blue
We can be the top search result for anyone that's into “Mature strawberry jello wrestling”
8:10 AM Mr. Brown
OR just say "MILF"
That might work too
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
I'm not much of a marketer, but I don't see either of those generating any traffic.
8:13 AM Mr. Blue
Rule 34
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
"Rule 34: The Movie"
(No refunds)
8:13 AM Mr. Brown
Or even "Casey Anthony"
8:14 AM Mr. Blue
“Casey Anthony wrestles Lindsay Lohan in strawberry Jello”
8:14 AM Mr. Silver
Right...
8:09 AM Mr. Brown
I was watching a show on the holy grail. There are a lot of them lol
There is the one the Vatican has
Then there is a blue bowl
8:15 AM Mr. Blue
What does the Vatican have?
8:15 AM Mr. Brown
They say they have the Grail
8:16 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah but what is it that they have?
What if it was a sippy cup?
Or a beer stein?
Or a coffee mug that says "I’d rather be fishing"
(Music starts up at this point – Mr. Silver)
8:26 AM Mr. Silver
Heh...”Losing My Religion”...interesting timing.
8:27 AM Mr. Red
REM to be followed by AC/DC's “Highway to Hell”.
8:27 AM Mr. Silver
How about a "#1 Savior" mug?
Apostle Peter - "I couldn't believe the shop only had one left, Lord!"
The mug came with an "I'm With Sinners" T-shirt in it as a gift set.
8:28 AM Mr. Blue
"World's Greatest Messiah (Semi-Finalist)" mug
"I was crucified for Man's sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
8:42 AM Mr. Blue
LOL, Joan Osborne "What if God was One of Us" just came on.
Weeeeeeeiiiiiiird
8:44 AM Mr. Red
lol
9:07 AM Mr. Silver
So there's a trope in werewolf fiction that bugs me.
It's depicted in story, song, film and everything else that when the moon is full, the beast rages and ware to anyone that gets in it's way! Zow!
9:09 AM Mr. Silver
I don't think I've ever seen one of these where the characters have to deal with the full moon being visible in broad daylight as it so often is in the real world
9:10 AM Mr. Blue
We should make a realistic werewolf movie
They turn into werewolves in broad daylight, but mostly they just go around sniffing crotches and humping legs.
9:11 AM Mr. Silver
Suddenly start heading to the beef section at the Walmart?
I like it.
9:12 AM Mr. Brown
That is why I like the Native American ones
9:12 AM Mr. Blue
Skinwalkers?
9:12 AM Mr. Brown
They shift when they want too
9:12 AM Mr. Silver
So do the other ones, usually
9:12 AM Mr. Blue
Werewolves wouldn't attack people anyway, we're stringy
9:13 AM Mr. Brown
Native American skinwalkers, I believe, don't change due to anything but their own will
And a crazy person being cursed to be a werewolf would just be a wolf all the time I would think
9:13 AM Mr. Blue
That makes more sense than a full moon at night and with no clouds
Which seems very arbitrary
9:14 AM Mr. Silver
Shapeshifting magic and lycanthropy aren't really the same thing...
9:14 AM Mr. Blue
They both involve turning into an animal, and they're both fake
9:15 AM Mr. Brown
Here is a question: Which would win a fight, a shapeshifter or lycan?
9:15 AM Mr. Blue
Are we going with MMA rules or a street fight?
9:17 AM Mr. Silver
Since the shapeshifter could technically change into something like a rhinoceros, I'm not betting too heavily on the werewolf.
9:17 AM Mr. Blue
Or Godzilla with lasers
9:18 AM Mr. Silver
A T-Rex
9:19 AM Mr. Blue
A T-Rex riding a Megalodon
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
Foul...That' would take 2 shapeshifters
9:20 AM Mr. Brown
Right
9:20 AM Mr. Blue
No, it'd be conjoined
9:21 AM Mr. Brown
Would you consider a cursed-by-gypsy lycan to be different from a infected lycan?
Cause to me, if you were cursed by a gypsy to be a lycan, why would your biting somebody curse them too?
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Shenanigans!
9:26 AM Mr. Brown
On what in that exactly?
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
The conjoined shapeshifting stuff
That and "lycan" is a peeve term to me
9:30 AM Mr. Brown
Well if we leave out the lycan part and just go with being cursed by a gypsy to be a werewolf, why would biting somebody else turn them into a werewolf?
9:30 AM Mr. Red
Machine gun or flame thrower would take care of them all
9:44 AM Mr. Silver
The trick of the "gypsy curse" version, of course, is that it comes from "The Wolf Man" and Lon Chaney Jr. was bitten by a werewolf, not cursed by a gypsy.
(Was also too busy to insert that lycanthropy is pathological, not a curse – Mr. Silver)
9:42 AM Mr. Brown
What about the story concept of the original vampire being Judas or the Roman that stabbed the side of Jesus?
9:42 AM Mr. Blue
Eh?
9:43 AM Mr. Brown
I have seen this in some movies
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
The current popular vampire origin was it was Cain, and that's well developed
Though Lilith came before him and she was a blood-drinker
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
But, in folklore, the original vampire was a legend about irritating dead relatives who'd come home to hang out, be irritating, make folks sick, and had to be exorcised to make them go away.
9:48 AM Mr. Blue
What about Cain made him a vampire?
9:48 AM Mr. Brown
The curse
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
And what about the curse made him a vampire?
9:49 AM Mr. Brown
Nobody shall harm him, he will live for ever
That kinda thing
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
Ok, but that's not a vampire.
Vampires drink blood and avoid sunlight
9:51 AM Mr. Gray
Some things I've read have said that it was part of his curse to hunger for blood as he did for his brother's to be spilled, etc.
9:56 AM Mr. Brown
Still, think about that mark of Cain thing though...
What would the mark be?
10:02 AM Mr. Blue
A unibrow and widow's peak
10:05 AM Mr. Silver
Fangs and a permanently attached tuxedo and high cowled cape
Doesn't really sound anything like a curse in the Bible of course
It's a blessing, and a nice blessing at that
11:52 AM Mr. Blue
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/jul/05/macaues-indonesia-wildlife#/?picture=376506674&index=0 this is awesome
11:58 AM Mr. Silver
The pink one is a mutant
11:59 AM Mr. Blue
Some kinda genetic defect
It'll never survive
12:00 PM Mr. Red
I love that picture
12:01 PM Mr. Blue
I like the 3rd one
Looks like every teenage girl on Facebook
12:06 PM Mr. Silver
"It's Windows...uh...HCO7."
"I'll bet it isn't."
12:15 PM Mr. Silver
“Thousands gather in Spain for the annual running of the idiots!”
12:17 PM Mr. Silver
Pamplona needs a roller coaster
Perhaps with a chase car that occasionally catches up and rams into the riders from behind
12:18 PM Mr. Blue
According to a guy on Facebook, the queue at Verizon is now 1,900
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
"Your expected wait time is 1 year"
"For those of you waiting on hold burning cell minutes, we at Verizon would like to thank you for the free cash."
12:29 PM Mr. Gray
Yeah I saw that on Facebook too. So glad I don’t work at Verizon LOL
"We have 1900 in queue, would you mind working late? How late? Well, have any plans for the weekend? Yes, I know its only Wednesday..."
12:58 PM Mr. Silver
Sounds like a dream number
"Mr. Green! Step it up! There's 1900 calls in Q and you have to finish those, feed the mutant ducks and get your homework finished before the big test for that class you forgot you had this year!"
1:01 PM Mr. Blue
"And put some clothes on!"
1:03 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
(More music -- Mr. Silver)
11:19 AM Mr. Silver
Speaking of musicians I don't like...
11:20 AM Mr. Blue
U2?
11:20 AM Mr. Silver
Yup
11:20 AM Mr. Blue
I don't like The Edge
He doesn't fit the name
More like.. The Dewy Meadow
1:27 PM Mr. Silver
Hey Mr. Blue! Listen! It's "Always Be My Baby" (Mariah Carey's - “Fantasy” Mr. S)
1:28 PM Mr. Blue
This song is better than anything Prince did
1:40 PM Mr. Silver
(gasp!) Whitney! Joy!
1:40 PM Mr. Blue
lol
(Sings) And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALLWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUU EWWWWW OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH
1:41 PM Mr. Silver
"IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIII Will always love-yooooo-oo-ooo-oooo-oooo!"
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALLWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUU EWWWWW OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH
1:42 PM Mr. Silver
Ooooo OOOo oOOo IIIIIIIIIIII
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
*air sax solo*
1:43 PM Mr. Brown
Needs a little more cocaine to hit those notes
1:43 PM Mr. Silver
“All I said was 'I think we need to start seeing other people' and you started up!”
"Geez! WhatEVER! Why did you think I was dumping you? Sheesh..."
1:44 PM Mr. Blue
AND BINGO WAS HIS NAAAAAAAAAAME-OHHHHHHHHHHHH EWWWW OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:47 PM Mr. Silver
(sings) "Turn around, white guy..."
"Ev'ry now and then I get a little bit of food in my teeth..."
"Turn around..."
"Ev'ry now and then I forget to pay my power bill and I have to take a show'r in the dark..."
"Turn around...."
2:49 PM Mr. Silver
"Once upon a time there three little pigs...
“Now their huts are all blown apart...
“Nothing I could do...
“Totally ripped out a fart..."
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