Saturday, October 8, 2011

Day 101 - Mr. Pink Is A Suspiciously Small Green Man, Socially Uncomfortable Names, Atari E.T. Is Best Left Unloved, They Say On Dark Nights You Can Sometimes See The Ghost Bridge Spanning The Water, And He's a Pat In The Hat In Es-Ki-Mo!

10:03 AM Mr. Silver
I've been saving the topic of the morning.
10:11 AM Mr. Silver
After the last 2 days, I've had a puzzle to ponder:
"Is Mr. Pink an Alien?"
Exhibit A - "What cherry soda like?  I've never had it."
The admission itself and the use of the word "soda" in Western PA.
(Colloquial is most commonly "pop" - Mr. Silver)
Exhibit B – Has never watched a Mel Brooks movie.  Asked if there are any good ones.
Exhibit C - "Who is Adam & Eve? I don't know anything about them."
(Exhibit C is a couple years old)
10:18 AM Mr. Silver
So, "Mr. Pink" (if that's your real name)...where are you from?
10:20 AM Mr. Pink
Mars, PA.
(Mr. Pink immediately throws in a comment on someone's name being Robert Robert – Mr. Silver)
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Ah HA!!!
That little spaceship decoration they have in Mars is real, isn't it!  Eh?  Eh?!
10:40 AM Mr. Blue
Why did you call it soda?
I also noticed you just tried to instantly change the subject.
Where ARE you from?



11:05 AM Mr. Blue
Ran into a contact that lives on "Glen Rape Road".
So if you're named Glen, don't live there.
11:12 AM Mr. Silver
"Glen Rape...interesting name.  I'm sure there's a story and language trick to it, like “glen” for a valley and “rape” for the plant, right?" 
(Shakes head, wide eyed in horror)  "Oh no...it was MUCH worse.  Poor guy..."
11:13 AM Mr. Blue
I thought a rape could be a geographical feature, like a ravine.
I guess not.
Rape can be a last name too...another one that you should just change.
11:28 AM Mr. Silver
That one comes with a selection of awful parent choices for baby names.
"Randy Rape"
"Dick Rape"
"Bambi Rape"
11:29 AM Mr. Blue
"Barron (def "bear") Rape."



11:38 AM Mr. Blue
Gettin' some heat for not having ever played a Legend of Zelda game.
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
Like what?
"You some sorta atheist?" 
12:05 PM Mr. Blue
C told me to leave right now.
12:08 PM Mr. Blue
I feel like I have some gaming cred though.
After all, I played E.T. for Atari, that's gotta count for something.
12:10 PM Mr. Silver
Well, it does put you into a fairly narrow experience base at your age. 
Did you like E.T.?
12:11 PM Mr. Blue
No. It was the worst game of all time.
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
At least you are with the majority of the narrow experience base.



2:13 PM Mr. Blue
2:45 PM Mr. Silver
Finally saw the bridge theft thing
Nice. Not the biggest such heist though.
Mr. Gray
Hehe...nice move tossing in the "you may have stolen a haunted bridge" part at the end to get 'em. LOL
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
"A beautifully dressed woman haunts the scrap iron in your shed on prom night."
3:05 PM Mr. Silver
Sadly we can't see the article on "The 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen" here.  Good collection.



1:53 PM Mr. Gray
Was hoping to talk to Pat in the Hat tonight.
2:26 PM Mr. Silver
Every time he comes up I think of the song in the kid's cartoon and mess it up...
2:29 PM Mr. Silver
(kids and cat singing) "Pat...Hat...in French 'Pat in the Hat'...in Spanish he's a Pat...in a Hat."
2:29 PM Mr. Gray
LOL

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Day 100 - Mr. Green Has The (Im)Patience Of Job(s), So What Cain Is Saying Is That If Unemployed People Clap Their Hands And Say "I Believe In Employment" Then Jobs Will Magically Appear, Bocephette Adores All His Rowdy Friends, With Luck It's A Djinn Under His Hood, "Seen Here Dressed As A Human", And Flaccid Penalties For Russian Molesters

7:15 AM Mr. Green
Yay! Steve Jobs is dead. Now if the new guy can run Apple into the ground, I'll be overjoyed!
7:18 AM Mr. Silver
I'm sure they have an online tribute/condolence book you could put that sentiment in.
7:18 AM Mr. Green
Heheh.
7:19 AM Mr. Silver
"Seemed like a cool guy...still F-n hate Apple and can't wait to see them go down in flames without him!"
7:22 AM Mr. Green
LOL



8:54 AM Mr. Silver
I'm guessing that this gaffe means he'll be able to blame himself for not having a job soon.   http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/05/cain-if-you-dont-have-a-job-and-youre-not-rich-blame-yourself/
8:58 AM Mr. Silver
If I get canned here, I'll be sure to be responsible and trot down to the Magic Job Store and have them open a factory that's hiring for me.
9:15 AM Mr. Gray
Wow.....Ok another Republican who is out of touch with the majority of America and the economic situation. How shocking.
9:18 AM Mr. Silver
I'm waiting for some pinhead candidate to say: "Look, if you need some money to make ends meet, just walk around town and look for someone with a yellow question mark above his head.  Getting a job is easy, people!" 



1:05 PM Mr. Silver
So...Hank Williams Jr. is permanently canned.
I can see why...look at this...second fruity pic in 2 days:
The Lingerie League was going to pick him up but dubbed him "too girly"
1:13 PM Mr. Green
LOL!
1:15 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Drink enough Jack Daniels and you don’t care what you are wearing.
1:16 PM Mr. Silver
heh
"His new venture includes bandmates in the characters of a leather-clad Biker, Construction Worker, Cop, member of the US military, and a Native American"
1:19 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
1:06 PM Mr. Blue
Look under his picture
Topics: minister benjamin netanyahu, monday night football, prime minster benjamin”
What about OBAMA?!  POLITICS?!   HANK WILLIAMS?!
1:10 PM Mr. Silver
"Netanyahu shaves head after Hank Williams Jr. announcement."
1:13 PM Mr. Silver
"'I recommend all the Bocephalos out there like me do the same!' he shouted to the media."
1:35 PM Mr. Blue
The Village People probably should have been a Hairdresser, a Fashion Editor, a Broadway Actor, and a Republican
(last gay Republican joke for the day)
1:35 PM Mr. Silver
Push the envelope, Mr. Blue.



2:07 PM Mr. Gray
Dark Matters” was talking about how the body loses weight at the moment of death, and how some believe its the "soul" leaving the body
Personally I think its just because the body relaxes and the bowels release.
Most people's souls are worth a pile of shite anyway
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
Well they'd release onto the weighing platform...
2:10 PM Mr. Gray
Damn  you and your logic



2:41 PM Mr. Gray
Well, on the plus side, the mechanic said he doesn’t think my head-gasket is the issue. He said car wasn’t overheating and he'd call me back with more info.
So hopefully that wont cost as much as I had feared.
We'll see though.
2:45 PM Mr. Green
If it's not head gasket, piston rings are usually the next thing that leads to the blue smoke thing.
2:46 PM Mr. Gray
Just as long as its affordable to fix. That's all I care about.
2:56 PM Mr. Silver
"Well here's your problem...your Blue Smoke Reaction Chamber has a hole in it."
Is that bad?"
"Eh...got some chewing gum or a strip of scotch tape?   Thanks...There! That'll last you 50 years." 
"Wow!  Awesome!  What do I owe you?"
"Uh...see now...that comes to $2394.22."



10:08 AM Mr. Blue
Sorry for the Imgur spam, but this was worth posting: http://imgur.com/gallery/T63O1
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
Note they had to inform us that the neighbor doesn't usually look like that and there was a reason.  I'm relieved...I never would have guessed otherwise.



11:24 AM Mr. Pink
Did you hear the new rules for convicted pedophiles in Russia?
11:24 AM Mr. Blue
No, what is it?
Chemical castration?
11:24 AM Mr. Pink
Yeah, first offense.
Then I cant remember what it said for second; it was either death or life in prison.
11:26 AM Mr. Blue
Seems harsh, but I think the Russian system is pretty loosey goosey and lots of people get away.
11:27 AM Mr. Pink
They should implement that law in the US.
I’m sure that would cut down on that kind of thing, lol
11:28 AM Mr. Blue
Seems kinda permanent. What if they're convicted but later found to be not guilty?
11:28 AM Mr. Pink
Hmm, good point.
11:47 AM Mr. Silver
"We're instituting 10lb Sledgehammer Castration."
"OH MY GOD!!!"
"Better than what it was (shudder)."

Day 99 - Closing Minds Begins At Home, The Science Of Rocket Art, Mrs. Silver Bites At A New Career, Meet My Wives Caroline, Sticks And Boobies, If A Tree Falls On Schrödinger’s Dead Cat, Gimmie An Eth!, The Corinth Canal Of Ultimate Doom, If Only The Librarian Was Silent Too, And Are You Ready For Some Pooveball?

8:05 AM Mr. Green
8:07 AM Mr. Green
Creationist homeschoolers support Republicans... who would have guessed?
8:07 AM Mr. Silver
Shows how low the parents' qualifications need to be to homeschool.
"I'm not letting the system raise MY kid to use their science, logic and reason to live their lives!  No way!"
8:14 AM Mr. Green
LOL



10:16 AM Mr. Silver
I am rating the artist concept as a "Hehe...yeah, sure" on the "It will look like that" scale.
"Mr. Musk stated that the depiction shows Phase 4 of the recovery process.  Phase 5 is when the booster topples over, pancakes on the tarmac and is explosively obliterated."



3:04 PM Mr. Silver
From Mrs. Silver:
I could make good wages being a vampire.  (Grins)
You have to know
·         Biology, Anatomy & Physiology.
·         Venipuncture procedures.
·         Capillary puncture procedures.
·         Safety precautions.
·         The art of Phlebotomy.
·         Medical laboratory terminology.
3:06 PM Mr. Yellow
LOL



3:09 PM Mr. Silver
BTW, it's remarkable and amusing to me how much you misspell Mrs. Yellow’s name.
3:09 PM Mr. Silver
I think I want to write that into a story.
3:09 PM Mr. Yellow
I can not type and I have massive spelling issues.  I have a form of dyslexia.
Never been diagnosed but it is a constant issue for me.
3:10 PM Mr. Silver
Don’t fret.
We know what you are saying.
3:10 PM Mr. Silver
It's just that I spotted a "It keeps the marriage interesting" gag
"Doesn't she get pissed when you say it wrong so many ways?"
"Yes, but it’s like having a harem at home."



8:06 AM Mr. Silver
Ran onto these this morning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stick_bomb
8:10 AM Mr. Brown
Oh yeah
I saw that on America’s Got Talent.
This guy would put it all over the stage in different designs.
8:42 AM Mr. Silver
Anything good today besides Stick Bombs?
8:43 AM Mr. Brown
Booby Bombs.
lol
8:55 AM Mr. Silver
I looked up ‘booby trap’ since it sounded like it would have such great potential, but it was all some kinda junk about bombs instead of chicks.  I don't get it.”
9:06 AM Mr. Brown
lol



10:17 AM Mr. Blue
Hey, what is the deal with Schrödinger’s Cat?
I don't get it.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.”
How can the cat be simultaneously alive and dead?
The possibility is simultaneous, but not the actuality.
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Although he proposed the cat problem, he did it as a joke to ridicule other terrible examples.  Much as Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland's sarcastic lampooning of modern math is completely lost on...everyone.
Now the cat is a classic example.
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
We don't know till we look.
So it’s alive and dead?
Right.
10:21 AM Mr. Blue
Just because we don't know doesn't mean both possibilities exist.
10:21 AM Mr. Blue
We don't know there's a god… So there IS a god AND ISN'T one?
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
Good point on God.  You can't find that out til you look, too.
10:25 AM Mr. Blue
More than two possibilities exist.  Perhaps the cat grew scales and turned into a dragon in the box.  Perhaps the cat disappeared.
10:30 AM Mr. Silver
Yes yes...
The idea is that there is more than one possibility for a particle.
10:31 AM Mr. Silver
And measuring it seems to be the only thing that determines what state it “chooses"
So until it's measured, there is only potential.
So...put a cat in a box with a radioactive source that can kill it.
Is the cat alive or dead?  You only have the box, and as far as the box and you are concerned, it’s both alive and dead since it can’t be not alive and not dead.
(Now I’m picturing radioactive zombie cats – Mr. Silver)
The veterinarian will tell you "dead" because the cat would be dead...you stuck it in a box with a lethal dose of radiation.  Schrödinger said as much...that was the "joke".
But it was taken up as an example because, really, with no other way of telling for certain, you have to open the box and look, and then the potential is gone, replaced by the fact.
10:34 AM Mr. Blue
I see.
10:35 AM Mr. Silver
Making the effort to measure something changes it...you added to or took energy from the target to make the observation.
10:32 AM Mr. Brown
It’s like – “Does a tree make a sound when it falls in the woods with nobody around?”
10:33 AM Mr. Blue
A tree does NOT make a sound when nobody is around… We know this.
10:37 AM Mr. Silver
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
Well...no.  I makes the vibrations that can be heard/felt though. 
There's no such thing as sound, just interpretation of that kind of vibration by a brain.
So it really doesn't make a sound if there are a lot of things around to hear it, too, if you wanna split hairs.
10:44 AM Mr. Brown
Well the other trees feel the vibration.
10:44 AM Mr. Blue
No they don't.
Trees don't have senses.
10:46 AM Mr. Silver
There's plenty of evidence for plant awareness of and reaction to surroundings.
Salad is Murder
I'll agree they won't be saying "There goes George...pity, he was only 250."
11:00 AM Mr. Blue
They tested that on Mythbusters and didn't find any evidence for it.
I’m sure more scientific studies have been done, but I haven't seen it.
11:02 AM Mr. Silver
Yeah...Mythbusters versus botanical researchers...I’m going to have to throw my vote slightly towards the guys that have the specialized knowledge and do nothing else for a living on that competition. 



11:12 AM Mr. Blue
So... George W Bush was a cheerleader?
Bush finished high school at Phillips Academy, a boarding school (then all-male) in Andover, Massachusetts, where he played baseball and during his senior year was the head cheerleader.”
11:18 AM Mr. Brown
Cheerleaders at an all male high school.
Gay school
11:22 AM Mr. Silver
You pronounce it "Phillipths Academy".



12:18 PM Mr. Blue
1:19 PM Mr. Silver
Well...if it wasn't dug at sea level, it's sea level now.
1:23 PM Mr. Blue
The emperor Nero was the first to actually attempt to construct the canal, personally breaking the ground with a pickaxe and removing the first basket-load of soil in 67 AD”
That's weird… they do that today (with guys in business suits 'breaking ground')
1:24 PM Mr. Silver
"The philosopher and Roman senator Herodes Atticus is also known to have considered digging a canal in the 2nd century AD, but did not manage to get a project underway after reading Apollonius and noticing everyone else before him had dropped dead."
1:26 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
1:30 PM Mr. Silver
"Hey Harry!  Tell Titus about that canal idea." 
"I don't know what you're talking about." 
"Sure you do!  You had all those diagrams and th-" 
(Fingers in ears) "La la la la!!!" 
It's true you know...
Everyone who ever worked on building that canal is dead.
1:33 PM Mr. Blue
Eerie...
1:33 PM Mr. Silver
Everyone that was even was so bold as to repair it in 1947 is dead or in dire fear for their lives right now.
Apollonius makes Nostradamus look like a carnival act, man.



2:15 PM Mr. Silver
So I ran onto "Silent Library" over lunch yesterday.
I used to watch Youtube clips of the Japanese one...funny
2:16 PM Mr. Blue
The MTV version?  I don't like it.  I assume the Japanese version is much weirder and better.
2:16 PM Mr. Silver
The host hurts it pretty badly for the US one.
"We need someone for the job with no personality or sense of humor.  Someone kinda stone-faced and dull.  Preferably half Japanese."
"Unattractive features?"
"If at all possible, yes."
"What's the job?"
"Stoically recite unfunny lines and slap bundles of money on a counter."
  


2:53 PM Mr. Silver
2:55 PM Mr. Blue
lol
"FAABULLOUUUTH!"

Day 98 - The Russian Mysteries Continue, F'd Her Brains Out, A Millenium Young, There Can Be Only One Genetically, And Soulmart Sucks

7:21 AM Mr. Silver
7:41 AM Mr. Brown
That's cool
So its mystery signal
7:43 AM Mr. Silver
Yup
7:43 AM Mr. Brown
And there's a dog that gets fed, but nobody sees who does it.
lol



7:57 AM Mr. Brown
WOW
8:02 AM Mr. Silver
"Superman sought in bizarre sex accident."
8:03 AM Mr. Brown
lol
That would be a great tabloid story.
8:06 AM Mr. Silver
Despite the drama, I assume she was poised for an aneurism anyway.
8:06 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. Hidden problem that nobody ever knew she had, but could have known if she would have had sex before marriage.



10:45 AM Mr. Blue
"What's your password?"
"1035."
"Thank you."
"That's the year I was born."
10:45 AM Mr. Silver
He's holding up well.
10:46 AM Mr. Brown
Wow
Wow
Wow
Lestat?
10:46 AM Mr. Silver
"What do you think of the Vikings this year?"
"Eh...a shadow of what they were in the 11th century...now THAT was a TEAM!"



11:50 AM Mr. Brown
immortal creature
11:51 AM Mr. Silver
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." 
"It has no blood, sir!"
"... … … Hell."
11:52 AM Mr. Blue
That's cool.
11:52 AM Mr. Brown
Basically it becomes a baby when it wants to, then grows up, then does it again.
lol
11:53 AM Mr. Silver
Well...sorta...
It reverts and then buds off
So the genome is potentially immortal, yes.
11:57 AM Mr. Silver
Ewww...it'd be like Mr. Brown reverted to a baby and then a lot of little clones of him came out!
all to grow up to be big Mr. Browns again!
AUGH!
12:01 PM Mr. Brown
Well, humans give a part of their DNA, so some of the DNA is living on.
12:03 PM Mr. Silver
Sorry...no more biology.  I'm still creeped out by visions of signs for "No Swimming!  Hazard!  Beach Closed for Mr. Brown Spawning."
12:06 PM Mr. Blue
A "Mr. Brown Bloom"



Mr. Gray
I just want to get this run to Walmart done and go home.
We wont be long.
I hate that place, so I'll rush in and out.
3:01 PM Mr. Silver
Yup.
Soul draining.
I had us all do psychic armor techniques the last time we spent real time there.
3:03 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Good idea.
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
Silver Junior's first (instructed) use of magic.
I'm so proud.
3:03 PM Mr. Gray
Awww. “The Shaman's Apprentice”

Monday, October 3, 2011

Day 97 - Chinese Reading List, Save The World Through Legal Gardening, An Unlisted Power of Sun Wukong, Dire Predictions For This Winter From The Weather Goddess, And A Little Older A Little Wiser And A Little Brother

Mr. Silver
Hehe:
"The young shouldn't read Water Margin, and the old shouldn't read Romance of the Three Kingdoms. " - Chinese Proverb
Interpretation:
"The former depicts the lives of outlaws and their defiance of the social system and may have a negative influence on adolescent boys, as well as the novel's depiction of gruesome violence. The latter presents every manner of stratagem and fraud and may tempt older readers to engage in such thinking."
3:24 PM Mr. Gray
lol



Mr. Silver
Holy crap, what a study!  Hehe!
"What kind of facility has lighting as intense as that found in an operating room (500-times more than needed for reading), 6-times the air-change rate of a biotech laboratory and 60-times that of a home, and the electric power intensity of a datacenter?"
The answer, according to an analysis by a private energy consultant is an indoor pot plantation. So, if you care about your carbon footprint, your best bet is to plant a patch out in the backyard.
Dang
Puts my brother's "lightbulb in a closet" scheme in the late 70s early 80s scheme to shame.
The title was "Legalizing pot might cut carbon emissions" hehehe!



9:18 AM Mr. Silver
Sunday woke early and watched a DVD I bought at Origins years ago and hadn't seen since.
"A Chinese Tall Story"
Mr. Silver
Reading the stuff behind that movie.  This guy was in it:
10:53 AM Mr. Yellow
Yes, I have several movies about the Monkey Kink
king
10:54 AM Mr. Silver
I'll bet Monkey Kink too.
10:55 AM Mr. Yellow
Well if you count the clip of the monkey picking his butt, smelling his finger and passing out, then yes.
Mr. Silver
Monkey King is awesome.
12:52 PM Mr. Yellow
The Monkey king is a very interesting character.
12:54 PM Mr. Silver
He had a very lax Dungeon Master...



Mr. Brown
I think we are getting colder weather because the Earth shifted.
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
Pretty unlikely, no one noticing
8:10 AM Mr. Pink
It's supposed to be 70-80 highs this week.
8:11 AM Mr. Silver
The weather goddess predicted early winter yesterday.
8:12 AM Mr. Silver
I'd been waiting the last few days for Mrs. Silver to pronounce something.
(me driving) "Crappy weather today..." 
(Mrs. Silver) "Mmm hmm... ..."
(Me) ["Here is comes"]
(Mrs. Silver) "We're going right into winter."
(Me) "DAMN it!  I've been waiting for you to say something!  It HAD to be 'early winter'."
8:14 AM Mr. Pink
Haha!
8:15 AM Mr. Silver
(Mrs. Silver) "I don't control the weather!"
(Me) "You're always right though!  I hope it doesn't SNOW for Halloween at least!"
8:18 AM Mr. Brown
Yes she does.
lol
Well, she is a weather predictor.
It must be her super power.  All her senses combine to predict the weather.
8:29 AM Mr. Silver
She has other powers...
Just waiting to verify telekinetics...there's been some interesting coincidences...she already has enough telepathic stuff.
(using telepathic as a blanket term, BTW)
8:46 AM Mr. Brown
I've only used telekinesis once
I was in a half awake/half asleep state.
And I have not been able to duplicate it.
8:53 AM Mr. Silver
What'd you do with it?
(Beavis voice) "Ummm...I killed a bunch of people once."
8:55 AM Mr. Brown
I stopped and made a clock hand go backwards. 



Mr. Brown
http://theshadowlands.net/ghost/ghost19.htm#kin read "The Man in the Barrell" story.
2:19 PM Mr. Silver
Answer - "I have an older brother".
2:29 PM Mr. Silver
I'm sure he found it hilarious.