Day 98 - The Russian Mysteries Continue, F'd Her Brains Out, A Millenium Young, There Can Be Only One Genetically, And Soulmart Sucks

7:21 AM Mr. Silver

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/09/ff_uvb76/

7:41 AM Mr. Brown

That's cool

So its mystery signal

7:43 AM Mr. Silver

Yup

7:43 AM Mr. Brown

And there's a dog that gets fed, but nobody sees who does it.

lol

7:57 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/0leVW

WOW

8:02 AM Mr. Silver

"Superman sought in bizarre sex accident."

8:03 AM Mr. Brown

lol

That would be a great tabloid story.

8:06 AM Mr. Silver

Despite the drama, I assume she was poised for an aneurism anyway.

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

Yeah. Hidden problem that nobody ever knew she had, but could have known if she would have had sex before marriage.

10:45 AM Mr. Blue

"What's your password?"

"1035."

"Thank you."

"That's the year I was born."

10:45 AM Mr. Silver

He's holding up well.

10:46 AM Mr. Brown

Wow

Wow

Wow

Lestat?

10:46 AM Mr. Silver

"What do you think of the Vikings this year?"

"Eh...a shadow of what they were in the 11th century...now THAT was a TEAM!"

11:50 AM Mr. Brown

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula

immortal creature

11:51 AM Mr. Silver

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." 

"It has no blood, sir!"

"... … … Hell."

11:52 AM Mr. Blue

That's cool.

11:52 AM Mr. Brown

Basically it becomes a baby when it wants to, then grows up, then does it again.

lol

11:53 AM Mr. Silver

Well...sorta...

It reverts and then buds off

So the genome is potentially immortal, yes.

11:57 AM Mr. Silver

Ewww...it'd be like Mr. Brown reverted to a baby and then a lot of little clones of him came out!

all to grow up to be big Mr. Browns again!

AUGH!

12:01 PM Mr. Brown

Well, humans give a part of their DNA, so some of the DNA is living on.

12:03 PM Mr. Silver

Sorry...no more biology.  I'm still creeped out by visions of signs for "No Swimming!  Hazard!  Beach Closed for Mr. Brown Spawning."

12:06 PM Mr. Blue

A "Mr. Brown Bloom"

Mr. Gray

I just want to get this run to Walmart done and go home.

We wont be long.

I hate that place, so I'll rush in and out.

3:01 PM Mr. Silver

Yup.

Soul draining.

I had us all do psychic armor techniques the last time we spent real time there.

3:03 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

Good idea.

3:03 PM Mr. Silver

Silver Junior's first (instructed) use of magic.

I'm so proud.

3:03 PM Mr. Gray

Awww. “The Shaman's Apprentice”