Sunday, October 2, 2011

Day 95 - Don't Mess With My Binky, I'd Like To Have The Lulz With Extra Barbecue Sauce, If You Pay Enough Severence For A Man To Found His Own Major Corporation You Are Too Stupid To Desrve Your Own, If They Could Then PETA Could Bite Me, In Soviet Russia Live Fire Tests You, There's Only One Explanation For This!, And Where The Axis Strategy Failed In WWII

7:43 AM Mr. Silver
I'm reading about Dave Arneson and the 'Blackmoor' D&D setting.
7:44 AM Mr. Green
Not familiar with it.
7:45 AM Mr. Silver
Co creator of D&D...was being played before Greyhawk.
7:45 AM Mr. Green
Ahhhh.
7:47 AM Mr. Silver
Gygax played in it and was wowed.
7:50 AM Mr. Green
It must have been pretty cool then.
8:06 AM Mr. Silver
There's not much on it...bah.
Though I've adventured in “Temple of the Frog”
8:18 AM Mr. Silver
That was the module that a first time DM in my group decided to run, and let all the experienced players make characters that were too high in level and "pick whatever you want" for stuff.
8:23 AM Mr. Silver
That resulted in my "Binky the Wizard” (a perpetually angry-looking Chaotic-Neutral fellow who always wore a red clown nose) who I had, under the cover of a lot of chaos and fighting, walk to the mission goal invisibly, used the old "Item" spell to change the prisoner to cloth, roll him(her?) up and pack in a bag, and walk out undetected.
His next game was under somewhat tighter control.
8:26 AM Mr. Green
LOL



9:38 AM Mr. Yellow
9:44 AM Mr. Green
Wow.  Microsoft really needs to get their shite together.
11:13 AM Mr. Yellow
LulzSec was supposedly responsible and they released the information on their web site.
I hope they catch these people and fry them. Lethal injection is too good for them. They need fried, or drawn and quartered, or even burned at the stake.
11:15 AM Mr. Green
lunch
11:15 AM Mr. Yellow
same Lunch
11:34 AM Mr. Silver
"The lunch special today is LulzSec, braised on a hickory plank."



11:43 AM Mr. Green
Corporate America sucks!
12:35 PM Mr. Silver
A Corporate America that is stupid enough to still offer such contracts in the modern world deserves to lose the money. 
12:36 PM Mr. Yellow
Agreed, and we should not bail them out. If they want to spend money badly, then their investors should sell off their shares and move on to better companies.
12:37 PM Mr. Silver
What qualifications does any human have to make them worth that much?
(The answer is clearly "none", BTW)
12:46 PM Mr. Green
The thing that really gets me... they have no problem axing thousands of jobs to maintain "profitability" while giving millions to morons for doing a crappy job and getting fired. $13 million for 11 months and getting fired, after cutting thousands of jobs... screw them!
No one should EVER buy an HP product.
12:50 PM Mr. Green
I agree Mr. Silver. I think the President's job is the hardest in this country. No one should be paid a higher base salary than him. If they want to give bonuses or profit sharing after that... based SOLELY on performance...fine. But if they get fired, they should get NOTHING, just like everyone else.
12:51 PM Mr. Silver
Yup
They could have hired a guy for 10s of thousands of dollars instead and either gotten the exact same results, or (I'm guessing) he would have done better.



1:13 PM Mr. Green
I want a coat made from skinned PETA members!
1:14 PM Mr. Yellow
PETA has been really going over the top lately.
1:14 PM Mr. Green
No doubt.
1:15 PM Mr. Yellow
Look - you love animals and do not eat meat or wear leather or fur. Great! Leave me alone.
Fur is warm. Leather comes from cows I have eaten, and the meat tastes great.
1:23 PM Mr. Silver
"Salad is Murder (on my tastebuds)"



Mr. Silver
Silly, but want...
8:40 AM Ms. Amethyst
I could have a lot of fun with that.
8:41 AM Mr. Silver
Heh...live projectile pain-testing techniques right out of Stalinist Russia
"At close range, you can expect a slight sting; be careful with children. (I learned this by lining my kids up and shooting them at different ranges to see whether or not the discs hurt. Everyone learned valuable lessons during my testing.)"
8:47 AM Ms. Amethyst
Hahahahahahahahah



10:56 AM Mr. Blue
"Do you know what the potential problem is?"
"No."
"Well that's not a satisfactory answer."
Like, what does he expect me to tell him?
10:57 AM Mr. Silver
"Elves"
10:57 AM Mr. Blue
"We're dispatching two orcs to the area right away, sir."



2:00 PM Mr. Silver
The Japanese would have succeeded in WWII if they'd deployed the Kamichuchu.
    (Divine kiss kiss - Mr. Silver)
Send cute girls swooping in by the thousands.
2:01 PM Mr. Blue
Were they cute back then?
I thought the kawaii thing happened later.
That is by FAR their most potent weapon today, however.
2:02 PM Mr. Silver
Cute girls have always existed, sir.
FDR "Uh...my fellow Americans...apparently there was a war and we lost to the Japanese. (giggling in background. Sotto voce) Just a minute, girls, I'm addressing the nation."
2:16 PM Mr. Silver
They've had the schoolgirl look since the 1920-30s...so maybe.
2:17 PM Mr. Blue
At that time I think the dimes would have been the German girls; for me at least.
Heck, that's how I got here - my grandma was some German dime and my grandfather was some army dumby.
2:19 PM Mr. Silver
Heh
Point
I like a girl in a good dirndl over a girl in a good seifuku anytime.
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