Day 100 - Mr. Green Has The (Im)Patience Of Job(s), So What Cain Is Saying Is That If Unemployed People Clap Their Hands And Say "I Believe In Employment" Then Jobs Will Magically Appear, Bocephette Adores All His Rowdy Friends, With Luck It's A Djinn Under His Hood, "Seen Here Dressed As A Human", And Flaccid Penalties For Russian Molesters

7:15 AM Mr. Green

Yay! Steve Jobs is dead. Now if the new guy can run Apple into the ground, I'll be overjoyed!

7:18 AM Mr. Silver

I'm sure they have an online tribute/condolence book you could put that sentiment in.

7:18 AM Mr. Green

Heheh.

7:19 AM Mr. Silver

"Seemed like a cool guy...still F-n hate Apple and can't wait to see them go down in flames without him!"

7:22 AM Mr. Green

LOL

8:54 AM Mr. Silver

I'm guessing that this gaffe means he'll be able to blame himself for not having a job soon.   http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/05/cain-if-you-dont-have-a-job-and-youre-not-rich-blame-yourself/

8:58 AM Mr. Silver

If I get canned here, I'll be sure to be responsible and trot down to the Magic Job Store and have them open a factory that's hiring for me.

9:15 AM Mr. Gray

Wow.....Ok another Republican who is out of touch with the majority of America and the economic situation. How shocking.

9:18 AM Mr. Silver

I'm waiting for some pinhead candidate to say: "Look, if you need some money to make ends meet, just walk around town and look for someone with a yellow question mark above his head.  Getting a job is easy, people!" 

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

So...Hank Williams Jr. is permanently canned.

I can see why...look at this...second fruity pic in 2 days:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/06/hank-williams-jr-cut-from-espns-team-for-good/

The Lingerie League was going to pick him up but dubbed him "too girly"

1:13 PM Mr. Green

LOL!

1:15 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

Drink enough Jack Daniels and you don’t care what you are wearing.

1:16 PM Mr. Silver

heh

"His new venture includes bandmates in the characters of a leather-clad Biker, Construction Worker, Cop, member of the US military, and a Native American"

1:19 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:06 PM Mr. Blue

Look under his picture

“Topics: minister benjamin netanyahu, monday night football, prime minster benjamin”

What about OBAMA?!  POLITICS?!   HANK WILLIAMS?!

1:10 PM Mr. Silver

"Netanyahu shaves head after Hank Williams Jr. announcement."

1:13 PM Mr. Silver

"'I recommend all the Bocephalos out there like me do the same!' he shouted to the media."

1:35 PM Mr. Blue

The Village People probably should have been a Hairdresser, a Fashion Editor, a Broadway Actor, and a Republican

(last gay Republican joke for the day)

1:35 PM Mr. Silver

Push the envelope, Mr. Blue.

2:07 PM Mr. Gray

“Dark Matters” was talking about how the body loses weight at the moment of death, and how some believe its the "soul" leaving the body

Personally I think its just because the body relaxes and the bowels release.

Most people's souls are worth a pile of shite anyway

2:08 PM Mr. Silver

Well they'd release onto the weighing platform...

2:10 PM Mr. Gray

Damn  you and your logic

2:41 PM Mr. Gray

Well, on the plus side, the mechanic said he doesn’t think my head-gasket is the issue. He said car wasn’t overheating and he'd call me back with more info.

So hopefully that wont cost as much as I had feared.

We'll see though.

2:45 PM Mr. Green

If it's not head gasket, piston rings are usually the next thing that leads to the blue smoke thing.

2:46 PM Mr. Gray

Just as long as its affordable to fix. That's all I care about.

2:56 PM Mr. Silver

"Well here's your problem...your Blue Smoke Reaction Chamber has a hole in it."

“Is that bad?"

"Eh...got some chewing gum or a strip of scotch tape?   Thanks...There! That'll last you 50 years." 

"Wow!  Awesome!  What do I owe you?"

"Uh...see now...that comes to $2394.22."

10:08 AM Mr. Blue

Sorry for the Imgur spam, but this was worth posting: http://imgur.com/gallery/T63O1

10:12 AM Mr. Silver

Note they had to inform us that the neighbor doesn't usually look like that and there was a reason.  I'm relieved...I never would have guessed otherwise.

11:24 AM Mr. Pink

Did you hear the new rules for convicted pedophiles in Russia?

11:24 AM Mr. Blue

No, what is it?

Chemical castration?

11:24 AM Mr. Pink

Yeah, first offense.

Then I cant remember what it said for second; it was either death or life in prison.

11:26 AM Mr. Blue

Seems harsh, but I think the Russian system is pretty loosey goosey and lots of people get away.

11:27 AM Mr. Pink

They should implement that law in the US.

I’m sure that would cut down on that kind of thing, lol

11:28 AM Mr. Blue

Seems kinda permanent. What if they're convicted but later found to be not guilty?

11:28 AM Mr. Pink

Hmm, good point.

11:47 AM Mr. Silver

"We're instituting 10lb Sledgehammer Castration."

"OH MY GOD!!!"

"Better than what it was (shudder)."