[8:06 AM] Mr. Silver:
Love that McMansion site
I dug through quite a few pages of awful
[8:06 AM] Mr. Blue:
Same here.
[8:07 AM] Mr. Silver:
I liked that it included real architecture guides for perspective
Haven't done it yet because I was waiting, but we'll have to take a look at the Joseph Nocito house for McViolations
[8:18 AM] Mr. Blue:
What's that?
[8:18 AM] Mr. Silver:
That ridiculous giant house around here some guy that got rich off adhesive tape built.
[8:19 AM] Mr. Blue:
Hmm...
[8:19 AM] Mr. Silver:
It's still the most popular page on the blog
[8:19 AM] Mr. Blue:
He's not the POS guy is he?
[8:21 AM] Mr. Silver:
Sewickly
[8:24 AM] Mr. Blue:
Wow... Googling his name since I last did. It looks like he's in some IRS trouble
[8:24 AM] Mr. Silver:
[8:25 AM] Mr. Blue:
In fact it looks like he's in jail now. LOL
“Mortgage broker Nocito gets 16 months in Florida bank fraud case” It looks like what tipped the feds off was the house itself :)
A home of that size, thought to be the largest in Pennsylvania, is sure to attract attention and that’s exactly what happened. According to local sources, federal agents flying in and out of Pittsburgh noticed the size and scope of a mansion belonging to Joe Nocito, Sr., and started asking questions. Those questions eventually led to a guilty plea last week from Ann E. Harris, the personal assistant, secretary and bookkeeper for Nocito, in a tax evasion scheme thought to involve as much as $250 million.
[8:38 AM] Mr. Silver:
Nocito is in jail...Trump will be there in the end.
[8:46 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[8:47 AM] Mr. Silver:
I heard about his deduction for loss on his taxes being huge 20 years ago and found it completely unlikely...
But then I saw that his claim was 1.3% of the entire United States' claim for the year.
[8:58 AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah, I guess he really bombed that year
Atlantic City went under because of him
“Good businessman”
[10/7/2016 2:02 PM] Mr. Brown:
bog blog bog blog blob the bog the blog bob bog blob blog
[10/7/2016 2:03 PM] Mr. Blue:
Sounds like you're moving over here, Mr. Silver
[10/7/2016 2:08 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup
[10/7/2016 2:09 PM] Mr. Blue:
You and Big Orange can have some good discussions about superwolves and Jesus
[10/7/2016 2:09 PM] Ms. Rose:
*dies*
[10/7/2016 2:09 PM] Mr. Brown:
I try not to talk out loud too much near Big Orange
He won't stop
I fail on that at times though
[10/7/2016 2:10 PM] Mr. Silver:
(sings) "Jesus Christ! Superwolf! Can't think of any-thing to rhyme with wolf!"
[10/7/2016 2:10 PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
[10/7/2016 2:11 PM] Mr. Silver:
Seriously...wolf is a bad one, like silver and orange
[10/7/2016 2:11 PM] Mr. Blue:
He musta been talking to Ed, because he was convinced of superwolves too
[10/7/2016 2:11 PM] Ms. Rose:
Ask him about his socks with sandals. He loves that.
[10/7/2016 2:11 PM] Mr. Blue:
He said that the game commission is releasing wolf hybrids in the state and lying about it.
I said "How do you know?"
"My pappy told me."
[10/7/2016 2:13 PM] Ms. Rose:
Actually, skip all that and just ask him why he doesn't have the number of children recommended in the book of Moroni.
[10/7/2016 2:14 PM] Mr. Blue:
He's Mormon?
One day last week he wouldn't shut up about machine guns. Like everyone that walked by, he stopped them to talk about machine guns
[10/7/2016 2:15 PM] Ms. Rose:
Big Orange is most definitely, seriously, hard-core Mormon.
[10/7/2016 2:16 PM] Mr. Blue:
Nice
I get a religiousy vibe, but I didn't guess he was that big of a moron
[10/7/2016 2:17 PM] Mr. Silver:
Moroni is the plural of moron
[10/7/2016 2:17 PM] Ms. Rose:
You somehow missed this from the giant religious Joseph Smith painting in his cube?
[10/7/2016 2:17 PM] Mr. Blue:
I didn't notice it was Joseph Smith
[10/7/2016 2:25 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah, we are between two fun ones, Mr. Blue
[10/7/2016 2:35 PM] Mr. Blue:
Big Nail adds to the fun
Smart guy, much more grounded, but stubborn and won't let Big Orange get away with nonsense.. and they end up arguing
[10/7/2016 2:36 PM] Mr. Brown:
Big Orange is a Chem-trailer.
Chem-trailers are funny
“Oh no, look, that plane flew over and now there is a wake in the sky. It has to be chemicals.
Couldn't possibly be the fact that there is moisture in the sky and it was condensed by low pressure in the plane's wake
[10/7/2016 2:42 PM] Mr. Blue:
Universities have actually gone up behind planes and captured the vapor and studied it and it's nothing
[10/7/2016 2:43 PM] Mr. Silver:
That's the conspiracy!
It's a mind control vapor called 'Agent Nothing'!
That way “They” can say it's nothing and not report it's drugs being distributed in the least efficient, most dilute, worst targeted, insanely expensive and and most random way imaginable!
[10/7/2016 2:44 PM] Mr. Blue:
"They're poisoning us!"
"Well, they're not doing a very good job of it."
[10/7/2016 2:45 PM] Mr. Brown:
If you want to blame somebody for mass poisoning look to all the companies making snack foods instead of at clouds
LOL
[10/7/2016 2:50 PM] Mr. Blue:
Or look at global population, unrest, and life expectancy #s and realize...the poison isn't working!
[10/7/2016 2:53 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah if this is a way to control or lower population its not working at all.
[10/7/2016 2:55 PM] Mr. Silver:
“We're being wiped out! Wiped out I tell you! Wiped out at the most alarmingly low rates in human history! Tell everyone! It's too late for me! I'm almost done for the week and will have to stop talking!"
[10/7/2016 2:57 PM] Mr. Brown:
Feather clouds! RUN!
[12:11 PM] Mr. Brown:
I always wondered how many of our ancestors died of choking
Like how prominet was it back in cave man days, even?
[12:18 PM] Mr. Silver:
It was frequent enough the medical community promoted anti-choking PSAs and a "maneuver"
Recently too
Heh. It was so effective a campaign that apparently nobody has noticed it's almost completely discredited.
[12:27 PM] Mr. Brown:
So he discredited back blows, but first responders recommend them now
LOL
I have a fear of hard candy cause I choked on a piece once.
Yep. Everything I'm finding online says to encourage coughing. If they can't, then hit them hard a bunch of times in the back. Then use thrusts if you have to.
I mean hitting on the back would cause force
You're supposed to do that with babies
[12:29 PM] Mr. Silver:
I did it with Silver Jr. with badly chewed carrot. He still remembers it.
"The new mid-teens 21st century technique is the 'observers take pictures and videos with their cellphones and upload them to social media' method. This is the replacement for the technique of 10 years before of 'pretend no one is choking and move on so you don't get sued for trying to help because people are ungrateful assholes'."
[12:29 PM] Mr. Brown:
Getting sued for CPR is dumb, too.
“Ok, just die then. Make it look good.”
[12:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
I thought you were supposed to actually look in their throat and see if you can find the obstruction
That might be when they finally pass out
[12:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
Finger sweep is for CPR
They say it's bad to put your finger in the mouth of an awake person since they typically bite you.
[12:41 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yeah. No thanks. Learned that in Boy Scouts.
[12:42 PM] Mr. Brown:
When I choked on the hard candy, I flipped out
I was able to talk and breathe but I could feel it in my throat
I got my sister to keep getting me warm water to drink
Even when it went down I had this ghost feeling in my throat of something there
[12:41 PM] Mr. Silver:
Kind of a nitpicking point to make, here, Mr. Brown, but if you could talk, breathe and drink, you weren't actually choking.
