Mr.
Silver
Damn...I knew these were real bugs and bad for you...but Jebus.
http://www.wired.com/2015/03/absurd-creature-of-the-week-spanish-fly/
Mr.
Blue
Heheh
Probably
a joke gone wrong
"Let's
tell someone that those bugs that give you painful blisters are
aphrodisiacs"
Mr.
Amethyst
lol
"crush
it and drop the goo on your johnson...trust me!"
Mr.
Silver
"Do you have a will?"
"Why?"
"Uh...where
there's a will there's a way?"
"Got
it! Thanks pal!"
Wonder
how many idiots died of this in history.
Mr.
Blue
Good question
Fortunately/unfortunately
a lot of people probably sell something labeled as Spanish fly that's
innocuous
Mr.
Silver
Last "Spanish Fly" I saw was in the 90s and in teeny
small print, I pointed out the ingredients were coconut oil and
fragrance to the proud owner of such a powerful prize.
"Is
that all this stuff is?"
"It's
all THIS stuff is."
Mr.
Brown
I had intestinal distress...or however he spelled it. It wasn't
either word.
Mr.
Blue
heh
Impersonal
digress
Mr.
Silver
Intersternil distrust
"I
don't trust my inter-sterno isn't ill"
Mr.
Blue
Do anything fun yesterday or were you having interstellar
mistress?
Mr.
Silver
Mr.
Blue
I haven't watched that episode yet
Kirk
kisses her right?
Mr.
Silver
Don't think he falls for that
Takes
place in an insane asylum
Yvonne
isn't my biggest retro-crush but she certainly pushes a few buttons.
Looks
good in green too
Mr.
Blue
mine would be Julie Newmar
Mr.
Silver
Yummm. Also
Accent
was bonus points
Mr.
Blue
Mr.
Amethyst
O_O
I
approve
Mr.
Silver
Yup
I'll
take them all
Here
kitty kitty
I
note that all three of these women like slinking around in catsuits.
And
kicking people.
I'll
hazard that if we did a search on 60s actresses in catsuits that kick
people, we'd probably like most of them.
Mr.
Amethyst
I'll study this at home... for science!
Mr.
Silver
Purely research
Mr.
Blue
Newmar was the Devil in a Twilight Zone episode and
in the Monkees
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvb00fl6BA1qzdzh4o1_500.jpg
Mr.
Silver
She was the Devil in both?
Mr.
Blue
No
She
was the "goddess of the laundromat"
Mr.
Silver
"Good LORD she's tall! Oh...It's just Davy Jones..."
Mr.
Blue
wow.. he's 5'3"
Mr.
Silver
He's probably been shrinking since he got his last box...though he's not standing on that one.
Mr.
Blue
Newmar is 5'11"
Mr.
Silver
Beats me.
Beats
most women.
Mr.
Silver
"This
is much better than the old experiments, which while instructive had
a statistical "score" - if you will - of 2 wins, 7 dead, 18
severely injured."
"Caltech's
other energy claims to fame include such groundbreaking work as:
Filling
a jar with hot plasma without melting one's face off...
Looking
into a laser without going blind...
And
the Sulfuric acid and zinc home space heater."
Ms.
Rose
"Safe meth lab practices" and "What happens when
we feed this green stuff to the intern" are future projects
slated for the summer.
Mr.
Silver
So...matzo ball soup.
Mr.
Blue
What's matzo ball, mozzarella?
Mr.
Silver
Unleavened bread
Big
cracker
Mr.
Blue
Ah
Mr.
Silver
Crush it all up, make a ball.
So
I knew about it forever but recently saw it on a "Californians
try X food" (Jewish in this case) video.
Mr.
Blue
Ahh
Mr.
Silver
I knew about it by name alone.
And
what they got was just weird. It looked like chicken broth with a
giant bread ball in it.
But
they liked it so much I thought "Yeah...gotta try that".
Mr.
Blue
That's what I'm seeing on Google images: looks like a soggy
dumpling in broth
Mr.
Brown
sauerkraut and dumplings
I
love that
Mr.
Blue
I have never heard or seen any Jewish food that seemed
appetizing
Stuck
in the desert all those years, not a lot of ingredients to choose
from
Mr.
Brown
"Hey guys we got these veggies and some bread , man I'm
tired of dunking this bread. Hey lets just put it in the soup to
start with"
Mr.
Silver
So...I see a box of the stuff at the grocery and get it.
Mr.
Brown
I want to get some locks and bagles
Mr.
Silver
Take it home, read the directions...
Lox,
Mr. Brown
Mr.
Brown
yes
Mr.
Silver
And bagels, Mr. Brown.
Mr.
Brown
yes
Mr.
Silver
I pull out a big pack of meal-looking stuff. Matzo meal...
Add
2 eggs, oil, mix...
And
it really...REALLY...smells like chicken and I realized I'd used the
soup packet by mistake and it was all a waste.
Damn
it!
(Pitch)
Few
days later the stuff is on sale...2 for one. I grab 2...even out the
goof...
OK...NOW
I mix the right stuff, and it's this tiny little pile.
Look
at box..."makes 8 to 10 balls"
Wait! Instructions! "Chill 15 minutes!"
That's it! It'll swell up!
So
I stick the wee pile in the fridge and I make the broth.
And
get out my dough and its exactly the same, but colder.
Maaaan...the
big ones are an option...a gimmick. It's gonna be meatball-like bread
balls. (Disappointed).
I
make these teeny things and dump 'em in.
20
minutes later I have a pot of fist-sized matzo balls!
Woo!
Tasty
too.
Mr.
Brown
Absorption level 100
Mr.
Blue
Heheh
Mr.
Silver
I served it with brats and potato pancakes I threw together
out of leftovers
Win
Ms.
Rose
Sorry, my brain just stuttered when I saw "brats." I
know what you mean, but I just pictured you tossing some small
children in with your pancakes.
Mr.
Silver
Baba Yaga special
Matzo
ball soup, potato pancakes and small children.
Ms.
Rose
Hahaha Extra protein!
Mr.
Blue
Jewish food with German food
Mr.
Silver
Yes...I must remind myself that no Jews ever lived in Germany
Mr.
Blue
Mr.
Silver
"Or the artist really F-ing hated kids."
Mr.
Blue
earliest known example of crotchety property owner trying to
keep those damn neighbor kids off his lawn
Mr.
Brown
Relentless
2
Relentless
3
Relentless
4
Relentless
5 , still going
hehe
Ms.
Rose
Just received this as a reply to a Accounts Payable confirmation
email: "It's disquisting to know the man I;m suppose to be
seeing is caught by his whores boyfriend and was jacked around in the
bar for cheating!!!"
"Uh...let
me transfer you to our Whore Bar Fight department..."
Mr.
Brown
Relentless 6 , Whore Bar
Ms.
Rose
HA!
I
think I'm going to start using the made-up term "disquisting"
in everyday conversation.
Mr.
Silver
It does rather have a ring to it, doesn't it?
Mr.
Brown
Relentless 7, Everything is Diquisting
Mr.
Silver
Please...spell the misspelling correctly
Mr.
Brown
Relentless 8 , Misspelling of the Misspelled
Relentless
9 , Disquisting the Correction
Mr.
Silver
Appears to be Latin for “the act of who is splitting apart”
Perhaps
she's some sort of linguist
"Disquisting"
- gossiping about whose relationships are splitting up.
Based
on the rest of the text...I'm not sure she wasn't just lucky.
Mr.
Brown
Haha
Like
me
Hmm.
Well I see your speaking another dead language suddenly.
Ms.
Rose
Relentless 10: Disquisting Linguist
Mr.
Silver
Did I ruin it by defining it as a valid usable term?
Mr. Brown
Relentless
12, All the People Go Hey Ya
Relentless
13, Unnachgiebig
Relentless
14, Rocky 20
Ms.
Rose
Relentless 15: Mr. Silver Ruins Stuff
Mr.
Silver
It's a talent
Ms.
Rose
"The tallest giraffe of today is less than one-third the
height of the tallest dinosaur from the past. Giraffes also have the
same number of neck vertebrae as a human: 7."
Mr.
Silver
"The tallest dinosaur could eat 3 giraffes!"
"Like...stacked
on top of each other!"
Ms.
Rose
For a total of 21 whole tasty vertebrae. Delicious!
"I'll take a triple giraffe burger, extra vertebrae, hold
the lettuce. And a cherry pie."
Mr.
Silver
"We were going to have a giraffe roast but even after we
found a 30' long spit and built a long enough fire, nobody could turn
it."
Mr.
Amethyst
WHAT?!
Morons!
Mr.
Blue
Yeah.. how about.. a timer.
Mr.
Amethyst
"Hmmm I'm crispy and red....better check my sun
bracelet"
Mr.
Blue
how about just a plain wrist band?
"If
the skin around this wrist band is red and the skin under it is white
by comparison, it's time to come inside"
Mr.
Amethyst
lol
Mr.
Brown
There is that drinkable sunscreen now
“This
SPF 50 has a nice woody note to it"
Mr.
Silver
"The wrist band includes a timer that can be set in 10
minute increments and is marked with cute slices of toast
characters."
Mr.
Silver
(Bill O'Reilly at meeting) "I love Jesus. I mean I really
love him. I can't stop thinking about him. And I was wondering:
Should we kill him?"
"What?
No? Why would we KILL Jesus?"
"Well...there's
this girl. And I think she'd be really impressed if she knew I knew
Jesus."
"But
why kill him?!"
"Awww....she's probably a Democrat anyway..."
(creepy guy) "Excuse me, but I believe we always vote..."
"Right...fine!
All in favor of killing 'The Christ'? All opposed? NO! Right! We
don't kill Jesus, and frankly the vote shouldn't have been that
close!"
Actually,
as a substitution parody, this Jesus/Brocktoon thing is rather
creepy.
Mr.
Blue
The crucifixion is kind of like when they make a movie and the
lead actor dies IRL before the filming is over
So
then you have to write his death into the script and use a little CGI
(resurrection)
Mr.
Brown
Weekend at Jesus'
Peter
and Paul walking around with Jesus in the middle
Sandals tied to Jesus sandals
Mr.
Blue
Heheh
Mr.
Silver
That's brilliant, Mr. Brown!
