[8:49 AM] Mr. Silver:
No Title
On Tuesday, Russia unveiled chilling pictures of its largest ever nuclear missile - Satan 2 - which is capable of destroying an area the size of obliterating small European countries including the UK.
[8:49 AM] Mr. Blue:
Badass
[8:51 AM] Mr. Silver:
The world certainly needs more of those...
[8:52 AM] Mr. Blue:
The Tsar Bomba was pretty cool
If they were to drop the Tsar Bomba on downtown Pittsburgh we'd be vaporized too
There's a name for that, I forget what it is. It basically means that the weapon is impractical and never intended for actual use but they build it anyway just to prove they can
[9:03 AM] Mr. Silver:
I believe its called swinging one's dick around...
[9:03 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heh, yeah
[9:03 AM] Mr. Silver:
...suppose I should send Ms. Rose a catchup on that line...
[9:03 AM] Mr. Blue:
The Bikini Atoll tests are interesting
[9:06 AM] Ms. Rose:
And good morning!
[9:07 AM] Mr. Blue:
Put a decimal in the wrong place... next thing you know some Japanese fishermen are melting
[9:07 AM] Ms. Rose:
I read about Satan 2 yesterday. I thought it was fitting after being told that I work for the devil the day before. :P
[9:08 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes, that was a lovely post of yours
[9:08 AM] Mr. Blue:
Satan 2: Nuclear Boogaloo
[9:08 AM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl) at Mr. Blue.
Satan 2: Now with more new and improved satanic goodness!
Happy SECOND Black Cat Appreciation Day! If you remember August 17th (Why wouldn't you? It was the day before my birthday!) that was also Black Cat Appreciation Day. Apparently there are TWO real ones and both places that came up with them refuse to give in to the other. (cat) (cat) (cat) <3
[9:30 AM] Mr. Silver:
"The Black Cat Day Wars continued on in an endless slog of mutual attrition until a Hairball 2 nuclear missile was acquired from Russia in 2023."
[9:54 AM] Mr. Brown:
Mr. Blue, you said when you cough you get a little blood now?
[9:59 AM] Mr. Blue:
I don't think so, it's just very painful
My throat is very sensitive ever since I had pertussis... even hiccups are painful
[10:00 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have minute tinges of blood coughing recently, but I'm also not coughing like crazy or anything so I probably coughed too hard one time
[10:02 AM] Mr. Silver:
These are symptoms of you two being attacked by vampires, you know...
[10:02 AM] Ms. Rose:
Yinz should start smoking. Cures all your throat issues! (y)
[10:03 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have been getting a lot of heartburn recently, so it could be that doing something to my throat.
Acid reflux
I also have a lot of sinus drainage could be coming from there too
I have no clue
I got the TB, the black lung, and the popcorn lung
[10:07 AM] Mr. Blue:
There doesn't seem to be much medical evidence that whooping cough has long-term effects, so maybe my throat is just sensitive in general
[10:12 AM] Mr. Silver:
It's late October, so it's vampires.
Just remember you can only cross running water under your own power during high and low tides, and you'll be a lot stronger if you stop daywalking
[10:26 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes, real vampires can day walk.
I've been eating a lot more lately
I actually feel like I have more of a Beast inside me that I have to keep under control
Is that vampiric?
[10:47 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes
[10:48 AM] Mr. Brown:
A rage beast
I've been getting the urge to bite things too
LOL
I actually do feel these things. Not even joking
[10:50 AM] Mr. Silver:
Don't wash your bed sheets
You have to sleep on/in your native soil to retain your powers, so unless you are sleeping in the yard, your dirty sheets are the only reason you haven't started to decay.
:P
[11:00 AM] Mr. Brown:
Well there is the shag carpet.
That never changes and rarely gets swept
LOL
[11:01 AM] Mr. Silver:
A viable option two, then
Incidentally, in exchange for this unlife-saving advice, I'd prefer you two skip over me for food, servitude or turning purposes.
[11:16 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have always favored lycanthropy
[11:19 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yeah, well unless you are a were-hyena you can't have both, though there are vampires that can turn all wolfy in appearance
You do laugh a lot...ever been to Africa or take part in any native religious rituals?
[11:24 AM] Mr. Blue:
Apparently the bite thing is a recent addition to lycanthropy
In the middle ages or prior you didn't transmit lycanthropy by biting
[11:27 AM] Mr. Brown:
Maybe its genetically transmitted
Werewolf blood line
[12:10 PM] Mr. Silver:
Correct. The old style is making a deal with a demon, or being born to it, or acquiring the ability through magical effort.
[12:47 PM] Mr. Brown:
Is another symptom of the vampire growing lots of hair?
[12:50 PM] Mr. Blue:
Sleeping nose to anus - yetiglanchi, baby
[12:53 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes. Dracula had hair on his palms, even
[1:31 PM] Mr. Blue:
“Werewolf” is one of the best MST3K episodes
I'm trying to find the video of all that guy's hairstyles - they musta taken it down.
"Now this clown's got Brian Ferry hair!"
[1:31 PM] Mr. Blue:
Apparently women are putting talcum powder up their you-know-whats?
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
Armpits?
[1:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
Vaginas
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
(takes notes)
[1:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
Seeing articles everywhere
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
Talking about the cancer thing?
[1:35 PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
Says they've been using it "intimately" as a feminine hygiene product
[1:45 PM] Ms. Rose:
I have one of those parts. I do not use talcum powder.
[1:56 PM] Mr. Brown:
They are using it where their legs rub
Which is close to their
In turn it gives them cancer
For the hoohaa
[1:57 PM] Mr. Blue:
I think they're packin' it in there
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
Baby powder
[1:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
What babies come from...it all starts to make sense
[1:58 PM] Mr. Blue:
"Just sprinkle the powder... water... and grow!"
[1:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
No Title
On Tuesday, Russia unveiled chilling pictures of its largest ever nuclear missile - Satan 2 - which is capable of destroying an area the size of obliterating small European countries including the UK.
[8:49 AM] Mr. Blue:
Badass
[8:51 AM] Mr. Silver:
The world certainly needs more of those...
[8:52 AM] Mr. Blue:
The Tsar Bomba was pretty cool
If they were to drop the Tsar Bomba on downtown Pittsburgh we'd be vaporized too
There's a name for that, I forget what it is. It basically means that the weapon is impractical and never intended for actual use but they build it anyway just to prove they can
[9:03 AM] Mr. Silver:
I believe its called swinging one's dick around...
[9:03 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heh, yeah
[9:03 AM] Mr. Silver:
...suppose I should send Ms. Rose a catchup on that line...
[9:03 AM] Mr. Blue:
The Bikini Atoll tests are interesting
[9:06 AM] Ms. Rose:
And good morning!
[9:07 AM] Mr. Blue:
Put a decimal in the wrong place... next thing you know some Japanese fishermen are melting
[9:07 AM] Ms. Rose:
I read about Satan 2 yesterday. I thought it was fitting after being told that I work for the devil the day before. :P
[9:08 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes, that was a lovely post of yours
[9:08 AM] Mr. Blue:
Satan 2: Nuclear Boogaloo
[9:08 AM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl) at Mr. Blue.
Satan 2: Now with more new and improved satanic goodness!
Happy SECOND Black Cat Appreciation Day! If you remember August 17th (Why wouldn't you? It was the day before my birthday!) that was also Black Cat Appreciation Day. Apparently there are TWO real ones and both places that came up with them refuse to give in to the other. (cat) (cat) (cat) <3
[9:30 AM] Mr. Silver:
"The Black Cat Day Wars continued on in an endless slog of mutual attrition until a Hairball 2 nuclear missile was acquired from Russia in 2023."
[9:54 AM] Mr. Brown:
Mr. Blue, you said when you cough you get a little blood now?
[9:59 AM] Mr. Blue:
I don't think so, it's just very painful
My throat is very sensitive ever since I had pertussis... even hiccups are painful
[10:00 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have minute tinges of blood coughing recently, but I'm also not coughing like crazy or anything so I probably coughed too hard one time
[10:02 AM] Mr. Silver:
These are symptoms of you two being attacked by vampires, you know...
[10:02 AM] Ms. Rose:
Yinz should start smoking. Cures all your throat issues! (y)
[10:03 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have been getting a lot of heartburn recently, so it could be that doing something to my throat.
Acid reflux
I also have a lot of sinus drainage could be coming from there too
I have no clue
I got the TB, the black lung, and the popcorn lung
[10:07 AM] Mr. Blue:
There doesn't seem to be much medical evidence that whooping cough has long-term effects, so maybe my throat is just sensitive in general
[10:12 AM] Mr. Silver:
It's late October, so it's vampires.
Just remember you can only cross running water under your own power during high and low tides, and you'll be a lot stronger if you stop daywalking
[10:26 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes, real vampires can day walk.
I've been eating a lot more lately
I actually feel like I have more of a Beast inside me that I have to keep under control
Is that vampiric?
[10:47 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes
[10:48 AM] Mr. Brown:
A rage beast
I've been getting the urge to bite things too
LOL
I actually do feel these things. Not even joking
[10:50 AM] Mr. Silver:
Don't wash your bed sheets
You have to sleep on/in your native soil to retain your powers, so unless you are sleeping in the yard, your dirty sheets are the only reason you haven't started to decay.
:P
[11:00 AM] Mr. Brown:
Well there is the shag carpet.
That never changes and rarely gets swept
LOL
[11:01 AM] Mr. Silver:
A viable option two, then
Incidentally, in exchange for this unlife-saving advice, I'd prefer you two skip over me for food, servitude or turning purposes.
[11:16 AM] Mr. Brown:
I have always favored lycanthropy
[11:19 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yeah, well unless you are a were-hyena you can't have both, though there are vampires that can turn all wolfy in appearance
You do laugh a lot...ever been to Africa or take part in any native religious rituals?
[11:24 AM] Mr. Blue:
Apparently the bite thing is a recent addition to lycanthropy
In the middle ages or prior you didn't transmit lycanthropy by biting
[11:27 AM] Mr. Brown:
Maybe its genetically transmitted
Werewolf blood line
[12:10 PM] Mr. Silver:
Correct. The old style is making a deal with a demon, or being born to it, or acquiring the ability through magical effort.
[12:47 PM] Mr. Brown:
Is another symptom of the vampire growing lots of hair?
[12:50 PM] Mr. Blue:
Sleeping nose to anus - yetiglanchi, baby
[12:53 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes. Dracula had hair on his palms, even
[1:31 PM] Mr. Blue:
“Werewolf” is one of the best MST3K episodes
I'm trying to find the video of all that guy's hairstyles - they musta taken it down.
"Now this clown's got Brian Ferry hair!"
[1:31 PM] Mr. Blue:
Apparently women are putting talcum powder up their you-know-whats?
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
Armpits?
[1:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
Vaginas
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
(takes notes)
[1:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
Seeing articles everywhere
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
Talking about the cancer thing?
[1:35 PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
Says they've been using it "intimately" as a feminine hygiene product
[1:45 PM] Ms. Rose:
I have one of those parts. I do not use talcum powder.
[1:56 PM] Mr. Brown:
They are using it where their legs rub
Which is close to their
In turn it gives them cancer
For the hoohaa
[1:57 PM] Mr. Blue:
I think they're packin' it in there
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
Baby powder
[1:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
What babies come from...it all starts to make sense
[1:58 PM] Mr. Blue:
"Just sprinkle the powder... water... and grow!"
[1:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
"New from the makers of 'Chia Mons Pubis'!"
[1:59 PM] Ms. Rose:
"I mixed it with water and thought it would make a baby."
[1:59 PM] Mr. Brown:
Oh know I ate some baby powder
no
[1:59 PM] Mr. Silver:
Definitely no
However the first thing you wrote is rather poetic
[1:59 PM] Mr. Blue:
"Oh! Know I ate some baby powder."
In the voice of the Ghost of Christmas Present
[2:02 PM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
(GOCP) "Here! Try this, you weird little man!"
(Scrooge) "What is it?"
(GOCP) "The Powder of Human Procreation!"
(Scrooge) "HACK! I've never tasted anything ACK! like it!"
(GOCP) "What the HELL? You rub it on, man! You don't EAT it!"
[2:22 PM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe that's where the kids under his robe came from
[2:27 PM] Mr. Brown:
Voice of Jimmy Durante - "Oh! Know, I ate some baby pow'ader! Ha cha cha cha cha!"
Mr. Silver, Mr. Blue said he does not know Jimmy Durante
[2:33 PM] Mr. Silver:
Really?
Hast thou not found our Lord and Savior, Durante?
Ever watch "Frosty the Snowman", Mr Blue?
[2:33 PM] Mr. Blue:
I googled him... he looks like one of the Dick Tracy bad guys
[2:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes, that's true
Has a distinct singing style, for sure. Is there such a thing as Borscht Belt Rap?
[11/2/2016 9:46 AM] Ms. Rose:
:O
(see the part at the end about the farting...um...you'll see)"I mixed it with water and thought it would make a baby."
[1:59 PM] Mr. Brown:
Oh know I ate some baby powder
no
[1:59 PM] Mr. Silver:
Definitely no
However the first thing you wrote is rather poetic
[1:59 PM] Mr. Blue:
"Oh! Know I ate some baby powder."
In the voice of the Ghost of Christmas Present
[2:02 PM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
(GOCP) "Here! Try this, you weird little man!"
(Scrooge) "What is it?"
(GOCP) "The Powder of Human Procreation!"
(Scrooge) "HACK! I've never tasted anything ACK! like it!"
(GOCP) "What the HELL? You rub it on, man! You don't EAT it!"
[2:22 PM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe that's where the kids under his robe came from
[2:27 PM] Mr. Brown:
Voice of Jimmy Durante - "Oh! Know, I ate some baby pow'ader! Ha cha cha cha cha!"
Mr. Silver, Mr. Blue said he does not know Jimmy Durante
[2:33 PM] Mr. Silver:
Really?
Hast thou not found our Lord and Savior, Durante?
Ever watch "Frosty the Snowman", Mr Blue?
[2:33 PM] Mr. Blue:
I googled him... he looks like one of the Dick Tracy bad guys
[2:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes, that's true
Has a distinct singing style, for sure. Is there such a thing as Borscht Belt Rap?
[11/2/2016 9:46 AM] Ms. Rose:
:O
[11/2/2016 9:51 AM] Mr. Silver:
Having a good idea from the title, but I'll look.
[11/2/2016 9:53 AM] Ms. Rose:
I'm sorry. I'm a child. Fart jokes are still funny (sometimes).
[11/2/2016 9:55 AM] Mr. Silver:
I'm assuming we'll be having a series of embarrassment films out of Japan on this topic
[11/2/2016 9:55 AM] Ms. Rose:
*nods*
[11/2/2016 9:58 AM] Mr. Silver:
(Anime doctor) "The damage was extensive, but our surgeons happened to be working on a cybernetic tushie and swapped it in. By the way, you might have acquired demon-fighting flaming laser fart powers. Anyway...back to school with you, miss!"
[11/2/2016 9:58 AM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
[11/2/2016 10:01 AM] Mr. Silver:
"Hottie Fire Panties: GO!"
The new adventure show for Elementary school children and old pervs!
"The story of Mariko Hottie, the kawaii schoolgirl who actually had that last name for real before the surgery!"
The problem with this particular concept is that it's unfortunately easy to see it being made and picture scenes from it. It's not even that weird for an anime.
I condemn my own farce for being too realistic
I see the article also includes the "special ability" of the mysterious romantic male lead.
[11/2/2016 10:14 AM] Ms. Rose:
Yeah! That's the part I was talking about!
Which is also not that weird for anime.
[11/2/2016 10:30 AM] Mr. Brown:
I heard the Six Million Dollar Man sound in my head when you said bionic tushie
