Sunday, June 21, 2015

346 - "I'm Not A Hot Disney Character But I Play One At The Park", and Hershey Chocolates' Spicy Secrets

2:33 PM Mr. Silver
Hehehe
Cinderella is cuter, actually.
2:38 PM Ms. Rose
Bwaahahaha!
2:40 PM Mr. Silver
"I have to have my mice work on it for like an hour to get this look."
2:42 PM Ms. Rose
"Get the princess look. John Freida Frizz-Ease, specially formulated for Disney animations. Available now at your favorite hair design studio."
2:52 PM Mr. Brown
Realistic muscles in Disney movies would be funny too.
2:53 PM Ms. Rose
Wait...you mean you dudes don't have a 10-inch waist and a 60-inch chest?! I HAVE BEEN LIED TO.
2:53 PM Mr. Brown
If they do that tight belt thing (corset? - Mr. Silver) all their life and lift weights they can.
2:54 PM Ms. Rose
That's twice today that you've rained on my parade, Mr. Brown. I suppose next you're going to tell me that diamonds really aren't a girl's best friend...or some crap.
2:55 PM Mr. Brown
Blood diamonds.
2:55 PM Ms. Rose
Di-moan-ds...
2:55 PM Mr. Silver
(Monroe singing) "80D garnet grit can be – great on rough maple! But diamonds are a girl's best industrial abrasive!"
2:55 PM Ms. Rose
ROFL
2:55 PM Mr. Blue
Did you see the video of the Gaston actor at Disney world doing pushup contests and beating the guy 1-handed?
2:56 PM Mr. Brown
Yep.
They thought he was not fit or something.
2:56 PM Mr. Blue
I think they were just messing around.
He was obviously pretty fit.
2:56 PM Mr. Brown
Well Gaston is a dick, so...
2:56 PM Ms. Rose
...why have you guys seen this?
2:56 PM Mr. Blue
Not many other jobs a body builder can get: Gaston at Disney World and bouncer.
2:57 PM Mr. Brown
Then there is another vid where a girl beats him at arm-wrestling.
I think she licked her hand or something.
LOL
2:57 PM Ms. Rose
!!!!!
2:57 PM Mr. Brown
2:57 PM Mr. Silver
"And I have ME-sizzles!"
2:58 PM Mr. Brown
My cousin played something at Disney at one time. I'm not sure what he was, he was not allowed to tell us.
2:58 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah, I knew girls that played characters at Disney. They're pretty serious about it all.
2:58 PM Mr. Silver
Yup.
2:58 PM Mr. Blue
You sign all kinds of non-disclosure agreements and stuff.
2:58 PM Mr. Brown
Trying to keep the magic not ruin it for kids
That was Belle, not just some 20-something hottie.”
2:59 PM Mr. Silver
My favorite encounter was silent and with Mulan. I assume she would have probably gotten in trouble if her handler noticed.
2:59 PM Mr. Brown
I ran on the beach with Goofy.
3:00 PM Mr. Blue
I Romanian wrestled with Geppetto! Wait, you're saying nobody is playing Geppetto at Disney World?”
3:01 PM Mr. Silver
"Mystery 'Gep-pedophile' character continues to stalk 'real boys' and elude Disney security."
3:02 PM Mr. Brown
I met a few princesses because I was on a cruise ship and could not get away from them.
They were all good looking, so no complaining there, but I kept running into them.
LOL
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
(Jasmine to guard castmember) “He says he just ran into me, but he's just run into me three times now, and he's always just run into me with his hands against my ass or chest.”
(Guard) “I see. Mr. Brown, we've had similar reports from other ship royalty. If you could step this way, please?”
I thought “Alice” was really cute. Met her in England at Epcot.
Not that I'm into 9 year old girls, but the cast member was easily 20...so it balances out some.
3:03 PM Mr. Blue
What was your Mulan encounter?
3:04 PM Mr. Silver
We were at Epcot...China, of course...
She was coming back from a meet and greet.
We were dying in 96 degrees and humid, and were collapsed on a bench in the shade.
Mrs. Silver said "You must be DYING in that outfit!"
Mulan "Oh no! Not at all! I'm fine, miss!" (silently mouthing after) "Oh my GOD, yes!!!"
3:06 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
3:06 PM Mr. Brown
Those costumes with the heads and such are built for Summer, at least.
They have AC in them.
But her costume? Yeah.
LOL
3:07 Mr. Silver
Tinkerbell's outfit is perfectly suited to the weather there...and my lap.  Yes...yes...got a fairy fetish...



Ms. Rose
Happy National Chocolate Cake Day! Any depressing comments about 3rd world countries and their access to chocolate cake...? Hmmm?!
11:54 AM Mr. Silver
"If you've been harvesting cocoa beans since you were 5 but have no idea what the stuff tastes like, you might be in a 3rd world country."
True story, actually.
I watched a short documentary on topic
Cocoa farmers all their lives...bagging it up and sending it out. No idea what "white people" did with it all (because it tastes like crap plain)
11:55 AM Ms. Rose
Yeah, but isn't that kind of 'pure' cocoa the kind you can get totally stoned on? I might not mind living in poverty if I was high all the time. Hmm...epiphany? LOL
Maybe I'm thinking of kava...
11:56 AM Mr. Silver
Or coca. There's plenty of stuff in the tropics to get goofy on that tastes better than cocoa.
So anyway, the filmmaker brought the guys some candybars.
They were impressed.
11:58 AM Ms. Rose
My maiden name is Hershey, so I know a little about the exploits of Milton Hershey as he was developing his chocolate.
11:58 AM Mr. Silver
You are not the inheritor of the family fortune, I note.
12:01 PM Ms. Rose
Wouldn't be working for a living if I was! My real family name was changed from something harsh and German and complicated when we came over from Europe.
My only claim to fame with that name is that it earned me a FREE candybar when my 5th grade class visited the factory in Hershey, PA. I was like: “Got some--I'm FAMOUS!”
12:03 PM Mr. Silver
(Ellis Island registrar) “Name?”
"von Harshlykillallthepeasantswithoutmercyorquarter"
(registrar, writing) "Her...shey..."
12:03 PM Ms. Rose
YES! Pretty much...
12:04 PM Mr. Silver
(Hershey factory chief) "Did the candidate accept the candy bar?"
(Agent) "Yes sir."
(Chief) "Another disappointment...nasty stuff...ah well. Continue looking...the true heir will come some day."
12:14 Mr. Brown
Do Colombians know what the cocoa beans are for?
12:15 PM Mr. Silver
I'm sure they do...it came from there.
12:15 PM Mr. Brown
They used that in medicine, didn’t they?
12:16 PM Mr. Silver
Food of the gods.
12:16 PM Mr. Brown
I’m so awake right now! This must be god food!”
12:16 PM Mr. Silver
The native Americans made a drink of it with hot peppers.
I had an English teacher from Mexico...go figger...
He described his family making this stuff and him hating it.
12:19 PM Mr. Brown
! would love it!
I should start making this now and drink it in the morning.
I'm wondering which pepper.
So it looks like its chocolate, coffee, and chilies.
12:23 PM Ms. Rose
The only food that goes well with chocolate is more chocolate. My opinion... =)
12:23 PM Mr. Brown
Chili pepper chocolate is good.
Now I want some chili pepper hot chocolate.
I have no idea why I like hot stuff so much.
12:28 PM Mr. Silver
Because you're an endorphin addict.