2:33
PM Mr. Silver
Hehehe
Cinderella
is cuter, actually.
2:38
PM Ms. Rose
Bwaahahaha!
2:40
PM Mr. Silver
"I
have to have my mice work on it for like an hour to get this look."
2:42
PM Ms. Rose
"Get
the princess look. John Freida Frizz-Ease, specially formulated for
Disney animations. Available now at your favorite hair design
studio."
2:52
PM Mr. Brown
Realistic
muscles in Disney movies would be funny too.
2:53
PM Ms. Rose
Wait...you
mean you dudes don't have a 10-inch waist and a 60-inch chest?! I
HAVE BEEN LIED TO.
2:53
PM Mr. Brown
If
they do that tight belt thing (corset?
- Mr. Silver)
all their life and lift weights they can.
2:54
PM Ms. Rose
That's
twice today that you've rained on my parade, Mr. Brown. I suppose
next you're going to tell me that diamonds really aren't a girl's
best friend...or some crap.
2:55
PM Mr. Brown
Blood
diamonds.
2:55
PM Ms. Rose
Di-moan-ds...
2:55
PM Mr. Silver
(Monroe
singing) "80D garnet grit can be – great on rough maple! But
diamonds are a girl's best industrial abrasive!"
2:55
PM Ms. Rose
ROFL
2:55
PM Mr. Blue
Did
you see the video of the Gaston
actor at Disney world doing pushup contests
and beating the guy 1-handed?
2:56
PM Mr. Brown
Yep.
They
thought he was not fit or something.
2:56
PM Mr. Blue
I
think they were just messing around.
He
was obviously pretty fit.
2:56
PM Mr. Brown
Well
Gaston is a dick, so...
2:56
PM Ms. Rose
...why
have you guys seen this?
2:56
PM Mr. Blue
Not
many other jobs a body builder can get: Gaston at Disney World and
bouncer.
2:57
PM Mr. Brown
Then
there is another vid where a girl beats him at arm-wrestling.
I
think she licked her hand or something.
LOL
2:57
PM Ms. Rose
!!!!!
2:57
PM Mr. Brown
2:57
PM Mr. Silver
"And
I have ME-sizzles!"
2:58
PM Mr. Brown
My
cousin played something at Disney at one time. I'm not sure what he
was, he was not allowed to tell us.
2:58
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
I knew girls that played characters at Disney. They're pretty
serious about it all.
2:58
PM Mr. Silver
Yup.
2:58
PM Mr. Blue
You
sign all kinds of non-disclosure agreements and stuff.
2:58
PM Mr. Brown
Trying
to keep the magic not ruin it for kids
“That
was Belle, not just some 20-something hottie.”
2:59
PM Mr. Silver
My
favorite encounter was silent and with Mulan. I assume she would
have probably gotten in trouble if her handler noticed.
2:59
PM Mr. Brown
I
ran on the beach with Goofy.
3:00
PM Mr. Blue
“I
Romanian wrestled with Geppetto! Wait, you're saying nobody is
playing
Geppetto at Disney World?”
3:01
PM Mr. Silver
"Mystery
'Gep-pedophile' character continues to stalk 'real boys' and elude
Disney security."
3:02
PM Mr. Brown
I
met a few princesses because I was on a cruise ship and could not get
away from them.
They
were all good looking, so no complaining there, but I kept running
into them.
LOL
3:03
PM Mr. Silver
(Jasmine
to guard castmember) “He says he just ran into me, but he's just
run into me three times now, and he's always just run into me with
his hands against my ass or chest.”
(Guard)
“I
see. Mr. Brown, we've had similar reports from other ship royalty.
If you could step this way, please?”
I
thought “Alice” was really cute. Met her in England at Epcot.
Not
that I'm into 9 year old girls, but the cast member was easily
20...so it balances out some.
3:03
PM Mr. Blue
What
was your Mulan encounter?
3:04
PM Mr. Silver
We
were at Epcot...China, of course...
She
was coming back from a meet and greet.
We
were dying in 96 degrees and humid, and were collapsed on a bench in
the shade.
Mrs.
Silver said "You must be DYING in that outfit!"
Mulan
"Oh no! Not at all! I'm fine, miss!" (silently mouthing
after) "Oh my GOD, yes!!!"
3:06
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
3:06
PM Mr. Brown
Those
costumes with the heads and such are built for Summer, at least.
They
have AC in them.
But
her costume? Yeah.
LOL
3:07 Mr. Silver
Tinkerbell's outfit is perfectly suited to the weather there...and my lap. Yes...yes...got a fairy fetish...
Ms.
Rose
Happy
National Chocolate Cake Day! Any depressing comments about 3rd world
countries and their access to chocolate cake...? Hmmm?!
11:54
AM Mr. Silver
"If
you've been harvesting cocoa beans since you were 5 but have no idea
what the stuff tastes like, you might be in a 3rd world country."
True
story, actually.
I
watched a short documentary on topic
Cocoa
farmers all their lives...bagging it up and sending it out. No idea
what "white people" did with it all (because it tastes like
crap plain)
11:55
AM Ms. Rose
Yeah,
but isn't that kind of 'pure' cocoa the kind you can get totally
stoned on? I might not mind living in poverty if I was high all the
time. Hmm...epiphany? LOL
Maybe
I'm thinking of kava...
11:56
AM Mr. Silver
Or
coca. There's plenty of stuff in the tropics to get goofy on that
tastes better than cocoa.
So
anyway, the filmmaker brought the guys some candybars.
They
were impressed.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEN4hcZutO0
- Mr. Silver)
11:58
AM Ms. Rose
My
maiden name is Hershey, so I know a little about the exploits of
Milton Hershey as he was developing his chocolate.
11:58
AM Mr. Silver
You
are not the inheritor of the family fortune, I note.
12:01
PM Ms. Rose
Wouldn't
be working for a living if I was! My real family name was changed
from something harsh and German and complicated when we came over
from Europe.
My
only claim to fame with that name is that it earned me a FREE
candybar when my 5th grade class visited the factory in Hershey, PA.
I was like: “Got some--I'm FAMOUS!”
12:03
PM Mr. Silver
(Ellis
Island registrar) “Name?”
"von
Harshlykillallthepeasantswithoutmercyorquarter"
(registrar,
writing) "Her...shey..."
12:03
PM Ms. Rose
YES!
Pretty much...
12:04
PM Mr. Silver
(Hershey
factory chief) "Did the candidate accept the candy bar?"
(Agent)
"Yes sir."
(Chief) "Another disappointment...nasty stuff...ah well. Continue looking...the true heir will come some day."
12:14 Mr. Brown
Do
Colombians know what the cocoa beans are for?
12:15
PM Mr. Silver
I'm
sure they do...it came from there.
12:15
PM Mr. Brown
They
used that in medicine, didn’t they?
12:16
PM Mr. Silver
Food
of the gods.
12:16
PM Mr. Brown
“I’m
so awake right now! This must be god food!”
12:16
PM Mr. Silver
The
native Americans made a drink of it with hot peppers.
I
had an English teacher from Mexico...go figger...
He
described his family making this stuff and him hating it.
12:19
PM Mr. Brown
!
would love it!
I
should start making this now and drink it in the morning.
I'm
wondering which pepper.
So
it looks like its chocolate, coffee, and chilies.
12:23
PM Ms. Rose
The
only food that goes well with chocolate is more chocolate. My
opinion... =)
12:23
PM Mr. Brown
Chili
pepper chocolate is good.
Now
I want some chili pepper hot chocolate.
I
have no idea why I like hot stuff so much.
12:28
PM Mr. Silver
Because
you're an endorphin addict.