[9:35
AM] Mr. Brown.:
So
on the subject of the interpretation of that 5 Venoms movie
They
all had an animal and a number
like
1 2 3 4
there
are 5 of them
Then
the last student...at the end of the film he called himself number 4
.
Um
no. You're number 6
lol
[9:36
AM]
...So
it was 6 Venoms
Counting
the Master...7
[9:36
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Well
the one was taught a little of all the others
[9:37
AM]
Ah
"First
I trained 1...and then 2. 3 followed. Then I decided to
train 4 with everything but he was useless and is doomed if there's
ever a plot against the school. Then came 5. And finally
6. So. Five Venoms."
[9:39
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Technically
there would have been 8
The
first master
Then
the master
Then
5 animal styles with venom
lol
[9:39
AM]
"This
Summer! Come see the action-packed new martial arts film -
"Some Venoms"!"
[9:40
AM] Mr. Blue:
"An
Indeterminate Number of Venoms"
[9:40
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
want to see Jellyfish style
[9:40
AM]
A
warrior who just kinda hangs there limp and drifts with the ambient
breezes til someone touches him.
"We
need to kill them all and make it look like accidents so we can steal
the candle that says 'does not contain treasure map' on it."
"How
many are there?"
"Some."
"How
many though?"
"Several."
[9:42
AM] Mr. Brown.:
And
now you shall see my greatest accomplishment: PLATYPUS STYLE!
Sea
Cucumber style
[9:42
AM]
"Shrew
KATA!"
(which
would be horrifying and I'm putting that in a game)
You
get a sonic blast, poison bite, and a tendency to take bites out
of/eat your opponents
Shrews
are weird...
I
didn't know this one til just now...
Rodent
incisors grow throughout their lives... ALL the teeth in a shrew do
it.
They
have one set and they grow til they die
[9:52
AM] Mr. Blue:
Some
are venomous?
[9:52
AM]
yes
"For
a Few Venoms More"
"Fistful
of Venoms"
(that
last isn't bad)
[3:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
Liam
Neeson is playing a snowplow driver out for revenge and the movie is
titled "Hard Powder"
It
sounds like one of the fake trailers from Tropic Thunder
[3:03
PM]
"I
have a very particular set of skills...and a season in which I can
use them..."
[3:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
wish they had made the Arnold “Hamlet” movie
[3:06
PM]
heh
[3:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
“You
killed my fahduh... BIG mistake.”
[3:06
PM]
Too
bee ohah nod too bee...
(blam!)
"Not too bee..."
[3:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
should've just made that instead of Last Action Hero
[3:07
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Everything
but the guns is Elizabethan
[3:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
And
the language
And
the cigar and zippo
[3:08
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Yes
A
movie like that would be cool
[3:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
Everyone
*else* is correct for the time period except Arnold
[3:08
PM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
[3:10
PM]
Arnold
as a brooding Dane
“Alass
pour Yawk Ah noo hem well”
[3:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
He
randomly switches between traditional sword fighting and uzis and
desert eagles without explanation
“To
sleep, perchance to dream...” [snaps a guy's neck]
[3:15
PM]
“Which
is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain? O, from
this time forth my thoughts be bloody. And if they bleed, we
can kill them.”
[3:18
PM] Mr. Blue:
heheh
“To
come back or not to come back, that is the question”
[3:28
PM] Mr. Brown.:
“There
is nothing either good or bad, but you are hasta la vista.”
“There
are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than you. And you are
one ugly motherf***r!”
“This
above all: come with me if you want to live”
[3:45
PM]
heh
[3:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
[terminator
going door to door] "I'm a friend of Claudius, I was told he was
heyuh, could I see him please?"
[3:47
PM] Mr. Brown.:
“Listen
to many, speak to a few, get to the choppa”
[12:26
PM]
OK...”Africa”
- been getting a lot of play recently, maybe because Weird Al jammed
with Weezer on it.
One
fan thing was a theory it was about a werewolf seeking a cure.
Quite amusing.
The
other was I happened on a song facts thing and it points out that it
rather confuses people who know Africa due to the line:
“As
sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti”
Because
you can't see either place from the other
There...done
with "Africa"...
[12:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't understand the popularity of the Weezer cover
It's
identical to the Toto version but worse
[12:37
PM] Mr. Brown.:
“I
see the rains down in Africa”
[12:37
PM]
bless
[12:39
PM] Mr. Brown.:
That
is apparently a commonly messed up lyric
I
see its bless now
[12:40
PM]
Yes...the
Weezer version isn't as good.
Lacks
passion, perhaps
[12:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
But
it's almost identical
They
didn't do anything different
[12:41
PM]
Stefani's
"It's My Life" suffers from the same.
[12:41
PM] Mr. Brown.:
“True
Colors”
Anybody
but Lauper
[12:42
PM]
Heh
Yeah...all
the world can't really imitate Lauper in anything. Her
voice is too...her.
[12:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
like both versions of "I Think We're Alone Now"
The
old 60s ballad and the 80s mall anthem
[12:42
PM] Mr. Brown.:
The
Phil Collins version of True Colors is ok.
He
makes it his own
When
people try to imitate it sounds bad
[12:43
PM]
(Listens
as editing post many months later – Doesn't even sound like Phil
and is horrific – Mr. Silver)
His
"Can't Hurry Love" is better than the original IMO
[12:43
PM] Mr. Blue:
Starfucker
has a good cover of Girls Just Want to Have Fun
There's
a Japanese minimalist that did Video Killed the Radio Star.
I
think it's better
Just
him and like a mandolin
[12:44
PM]
Really?
Have to look that up...one of my "Gods and Goddesses" songs
(Listens
months ago after assertion – also horrific – Mr. Silver)
[12:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
Shugo
Tokumaru
"video
killed the ladio staw"
[12:44
PM]
LOL
[12:44
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
would like to see somebody cover “I believe in a thing called love”
by the darkness
[12:45
PM]
As
long as we're getting weird, Kirsten Dunst's Turning Japanese
[12:46
PM] Mr. Brown.:
yes
seen
that
lol
[12:50
PM]
Asteroids
Galaxy Tour did "Safety Dance" better.
Of
course I never really got into the original except to filk the
lyrics.
[12:52
PM] Mr. Blue:
did
i link you to Queen doing an old Hungarian folk song live in Budapest? It was good
[12:53
PM] Mr. Brown.:
any
time i hear Safety Dance i think of Bio Dome and have a flash of Time Bandits
[12:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
[12:59
PM]
Nope
(keeps)
[12:59
PM] Mr. Brown.:
looks
like he is reading off his hand
[1:09
PM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
[1:10
PM]
Oh...and Pet
Shop Boys killed Elvis's version of "You Were Always On My
Mind". Probably because they didn't want to do an Elvis
cover at all so they messed it up as much as they could
[2:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
have what feels like growing pains in my leg
I
haven't felt that since i was... growing
[3:02
PM]
Welcome
to age
[3:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
You
basically have like 5 years where you're not waiting to be older or
wishing you were younger
I
never imagined being on the other side of that period
It
sucks
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