8:06 AM Mr. Brown
8:07 AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps Adam was more of the color of clay and Eve the color of bone
Reddish brown and stark white
8:08 AM Mr. Brown
lol
8:12 AM Mr. Silver
There was a sketch in a comedy show called "Bizarre"...remember that show?
8:12 AM Mr. Brown
No
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
The bit opened to angels in a command center and God in a chair, big white hairdo (shown from the back only, I think)
"What is on the creation agenda for today, God?"
"Well, I did the light and dark thing. Birds and beasts and all that. Today, I'm thinking I'll create a being in My own image."
"Very good, Sir!" screen lights up.
"Lessee...own image...own image. Uhhhh. Alright, get this. I'm seeing this thing as long, segmented, eats forest trash and has like 100 legs."
(centipede appears on screen)
"Very good, my Lord!"
"Nnnnnnah...clear it. I want to go at it again."
"Um. Just remember, once you create something it's permanent in the system. Please be careful, God."
"Yeah yeah...got it. Lesseeeee.... Uh...How about...like 17' tall, mostly neck and long legs, and big brown spots. Yeah!"
(Giraffe)
"Nnnnnnnaaahhhhhh...."
"What's wrong with it, God? It looks great!"
"It's just not Me, you know? Not the In My Image I'm going for."
"I see. I'll cue up another blank. Just be careful, please, because-."
"Yeah yeah...permanent...whatever...uhhh. Wait! I got it! Gimme just 2 legs, 2 arms with hands. Uh...mostly hairless but a lot on the head...eats anything, clever thinker."
(human)
"Wow! Yeah! Now that's My image. I like it!"
"It's very good, Lord. Congratulations!"
"(long pause) Naaaaaaahhhhh. Bring up that one with the hundred legs again."
"Yes, Lord!"
(end)
8:46 AM Mr. Brown
lol
Mr. Silver
So I ran across an article this morning pointing out that 4 Republican candidates, so far, have said God told them to run.
9:19 AM Mr. Brown
Ok, end of world time.
lol
It will all end next year after the election.
9:22 AM Mr. Silver
The text is not handy but the sentiment went roughly like this:
"This is exactly the sort of pandering the forefathers saw and put measures against in the Constitution. The Baptists even warned against it before there was a Constitution. Perhaps God told all 4 to run to give votors a warning against those 4. If they were sincere they were fools for advertising it, and if they are pandering, they are frauds. Either way it makes Christian candidates look bad. The fact that a minimum of two of them have to lose (assuming one goes for Vice President) it also means God chooses losers. Assuming its actually God. And if it's not, it comes back to fools or frauds again.”
9:31 AM Mr. Blue
Kind of like how God told Joan of Arc to defeat the English at the same time the English were fighting because God told them to do so (though by proxy).
9:35 AM Mr. Blue
Maybe God told them to run because he thinks America needs to laugh a little more
Mr. Blue
How is this guy 90??
12:36 PM Mr. Brown
Doesn’t look it
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
"I keep my youth by eating the hair."Mr. Blue
You know, I actually kind of like Mitt Romney.
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
He just needs a running mate named "Ball"
9:48 AM Mr. Blue
Why?
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
What good is a Mitt without a Ball to catch in it?
9:48 AM Mr. Blue
Ahhhh.
I assumed Mitt was short for "Mittens".
9:49 AM Mr. Silver
Heh
His hands are pink but his arms are dark brown.
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
Anyway.. he's a huuuuge flip flopper, but I think that's just him trying to get elected to fix the things he knows he can, ya know?
(And then some comments on flip-flopping and Romney and Obama having campaign-duration-only policies)
Just get elected and leave the controversial stuff for a more tolerant generation.
10:16 AM Mr. Silver
In which century will that society rise?
10:16 AM Mr. Blue
Probably the next one.
10:37 AM Mr. Silver
(checks watch)
Long time.
10:40 AM Mr. Silver
I'm not actually sure such a society could exist without...oh...mind control or eugenics.
Eh...I'll be assertive on this one..."its never happening".
10:42 AM Mr. Blue
Society is getting more tolerant.. It'll probably never be completely tolerant, no. That would be no fun
Mr. Silver
Wait! We wasted the whole day without telling Mr. Yellow about the Friday game goofs!
3:28 PM Mr. Gray
OMG
LMAO
You so gotta tell him!
Too funny!
I was in tears multiple times!
3:28 PM Mr. Yellow
Okay...
3:29 PM Mr. Silver
Like us briefly considering killing a bear and telling the cops it was the cultist responsible for the human sacrifice we stumbled on.
3:30 PM Mr. Gray
"Use duct tape. That'll get that knife attached to his paw good!"
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
"Well, boys, whatcha got there is a Great Northern Knife-Wieldin' Bear. Mighty rare 'round these parts."
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
"Trespassers will be surgically experimented upon."
3:30 PM Mr. Gray
Also good one!
3:30 PM Mr. Yellow
LOL
3:31 PM Mr. Silver
"Were-Mormons!"
"If I get bitten by a were-Mormon, do I turn into a Mormon during full moons?"
3:31 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
3:32 PM Mr. Gray
(gypsy voice) "Even a man who says his prayers at night, may turn into a Mormon under the the full moon's light..."
LMAO
A couple of possessed Mormons showed up at Mr. Silver's house. Mr. Green jumped one and it bit him and hilarity ensued.
3:33 PM Mr. Silver
(Vizzini voice) "You've defeated my Mormons, but you will never defeat my Jehovah's Witnesses." (zombielike) "Can we give you some pamphlets?"
3:34 PM Mr. Silver
"Great...interviewed by the cops two days in a row when I've spent my whole career trying to keep my life as a sorcerer a secret...this scheme was SO worth $100000 I can tell you. I wanted to go after a giant catfish but Noooooo...let's go out to a damned satanic murder."
3:34 PM Mr. Gray
The best part was Mrs. Silver having her ESP moments...twice so far she was tuned into him. LOL
3:35 PM Mr. Silver
Yup
(In game 1, standing stranded by the highway) "She should be along anytime now" (Ring!) "I just thought I should call..."
(Game 2 “talking to her” on the phone) "Creepy Mormons? They said what? OK, smudge the house and seal the door, I'll be home soon." (Later when I actually came home) "I smudged the house tonight...I just got the feeling I needed too."
3:36 PM Mr. Gray
I had to laugh when you told me that.
I hope to Hell you don’t have her burn your house down or something in the next game...sheesh.
"OK, well, I'd probably tell her to burn the house, but lets not since I may go home to a smoldering mess and her saying "I just had a feeling..."
3:38 PM Mr. Silver
Let's try something like "Sweetie? Go look in the back room in the basement where I have $50000 in emergency gold coins stashed."
3:38 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:38 PM Mr. Silver
"And get us tickets to Hawaii"
3:38 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:39 PM Mr. Yellow
LOL
3:45 PM Mr. Gray
Still keep laughing about the "OMG...he was bit by a Mormon!! Quick...shoot him in the head. I can already see him trying to adjust his tie and hand me a pamphlet. Its too late!! He's been infected!!!"
3:46 PM Mr. Silver
"I don't want to wear a white shirt and go door-to-door!"
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