Mr. Silver
Had my 9th anniversary over the weekend.
2:11 PM Ms. Amethyst
Aww yeah!!!
2:11 PM Mr. Silver
9th is apparently The Fridge Anniversary
2:11 PM Ms. Amethyst
Really?
2:12 PM Mr. Silver
I would rather we'd gotten each other something nice, but the fridge decided we needed to spend all our money on a replacement.
"I could glue a ring onto the side of it and you could 'put it on your finger' every so often, sweetie."
Ms. Amethyst
lol! Mr. Amethyst wanted a winter wedding but didn’t want to wait a year....
So he picked ours near Christmas :-\
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
Did I tell you about us getting our license in St. Thomas?
2:53 PM Ms. Amethyst
No.
2:57 PM Mr. Silver
We rented a car - an experience in itself: American cars with left side drivers seat but drive on the left lane.
"AUGH!"
2:58 PM Ms. Amethyst
lol
2:58 PM Mr. Silver
Anyway...it's supposedly "the quiet season" in St. Thomas, but damn! Downtown was a madhouse...busy busy busy!
Traffic crawling like some stereotypical metropolis in an East Asian country.
We even got detoured off the main drag into this street squeezed down to an alley with all the cars parked all along both sides.
I'm trying to check the map for any place to turn to approach the darned courthouse.
"Let's try here..."
I make a left...slowly approach...
And an army officer steps out in front of the car.
"You'll want to try to back up sir."
"Why?"
And as I ask, troops start marching past about 10' in front of us.
"Wait a second....what day is it today???"
We almost ended up in the Veteran's Day parade.
T courthouse wasn't even open. We took about 10 minutes to get backed up and then crawled to the end of the road and had to go all around the island to get back to the hotel since that was much faster than trying to go back the way we came in.
3:10 PM Ms. Amethyst
hahahahahahahahahhaha
Mr. Brown
I hit a ten point last night: big ass deer.
7:52 AM Mr. Silver
Oops.
7:52 AM Mr. Brown
It was stunned to Hell and back, but when I came back around it was up and running around.
7:52 AM Mr. Silver
Damage?
7:53 AM Mr. Brown
Oh yeah
I'm going to have to call my insurance company today and get it ready to take into body shop.
8:02 AM Mr. Silver
"I'm looking for some custom work."
"Hit a deer huh? We can get the dents out, sure."
"Oh no, you misunderstand...I was hoping you could put these deer ass imprints all over the body."
Mr. Silver
WDVE had a gag about those deer whistles years ago...”Joe Pesci Deer Whistles”
"You hear wwwwwwwwwwwwww. But sub-sonically the deer hears: 'ey Bambi! Get the F-K off the ROAD you stupid son of a Wh-re! GET THE F OUT OF THE WAY!"
8:17 AM Mr. Brown
lol
Mr. Silver
12:17 PM Mr. Blue
But it won't outrun a cheetah.
12:18 PM Mr. Brown
It's still going to run like it has to take a shit.
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
There is a cheetah-bot link here...
12:19 PM Mr. Silver
If you get 5 in different colors, they can form Voltron.
12:20 PM Mr. Brown
Sweet!
Now this cheetah-bot will run like a cheetah, not like an ostrich that has to take a shit.
Well actually it will not exactly run like a cheetah, because it will be able to continue at maximum speed for a lot longer than a cheetah.
12:21 PM Mr. Silver
"This majestic animal, the cheetah...which runs like a robot...is critically endangered due to attacks by robots that run like ostriches."
12:21 PM Mr. Blue
Will the Chinese poach them for traditional medicine?
"Robot cheetah hydraulic fluid is considered an aphrodisiac in traditional Chinese medicine."
12:22 PM Mr. Brown
“We must have the power of Voltron - its good for sexual endurance.”
8:30 AM Mr. Yellow
Good Morning Gentlemen
8:30 AM Mr. Gray
Morning Mr. Yellow
8:37 AM Mr. Yellow
“Sherman Lockheart, but you can call me Sherlock for short...haha 'short' get it? I am a halfling...No? Hmm... I thought humans were smart.”
8:47 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
8:47 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
8:48 AM Mr. Yellow
I spent some time thinking about this character idea last night.
8:48 AM Mr. Silver
I recommend he sits and broods in the dark and uses a lot of cocaine...for "character".
8:49 AM Mr. Yellow
Ranger / Rogue is perfect with local knowledge, bluff, diplomacy and gather information.
And tracking: city.
9:07 AM Mr. Yellow
Oh, he should take leadership and have a small gang of helpers
“It is the unofficial force - The Baker Street Irregulars."
9:08 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Baker Street? Why do I have this image of a bunch of halflings in chef hats with rolling pins beating some guy up?
9:08 AM Mr. Yellow
*nod* perfect!
9:24 AM Mr. Silver
"Them? Those are The Irregular Bakers...they bring me information...leads...tip offs."
"You have halfling bakers and pastry chefs do that?"
"You'd be amazed how much witnesses will dish in exchange for a cinnamon roll or doughnut."
9:27 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
"Not to mention they make a lovely souffle"
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
Incidentally, despite the goofing, I like the character concept
10:16 AM Mr. Yellow
"There is no lane so vile that the scream of a tortured child, or the thud of a drunkard's blow, does not beget sympathy and indignation among the neighbors, and then the whole machinery of justice is ever so close that a word of complaint can set it going, and there is but a step between the crime and the dock. But look at these lonely houses, each in its own fields, filled for the most part with poor ignorant folk who know little of the law. Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."
10:18 AM Mr. Silver
The English countryside needs a “Bat-Squire”.
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
"Oh thank you for saving us! Who are you, guv'nor?"
"I am Bat Squire...a hero that walks the night and all that sort of thing, eh what? Really Bruce Wayne in a mask and cape, you know. Keep that under you hat."
"Of course, Mr. Bat-Squire, sir!"
“Well, back to Wayne House. Afraid I'll have to make my exit up and over your roof, my fine fellow. Part of the whole 'Bat-Squire' idiom. Here, give a fellow a leg up.”
10:56 AM Mr. Yellow
lol
1:36 PM Mr. Yellow
Everyone is so quiet.
1:39 PM Mr. Silver
I'm busy with B.S.
1:41 PM Mr. Gray
I'm possessed by Satan. He says you're a jerk, Mr. Silver.
2:02 PM Mr. Silver
Satan would know, I guess. Why he has nothing better to do is beyond me though.
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