Mr. Gray
Now I ask you...what the heck am I supposed to do to even help someone like this via email?
He wrote:
“I can't get into my account?”
*rolls eyes*
8:47 AM Mr. Silver
Reply with "I can't get into current pop music."
8:47 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Mr. Silver
Morning
*Cannot invite Mr. Blue to join this conference. This person has declined the invitation.*
9:49 AM Mr. Silver
Hmm...Mr. Blue declined.
9:50 AM Mr. Gray
PMS?
Being "Watched"
Training?
Not the real Mr. Blue, and its really a pod person from Venus?
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
The pod person from Mars was replaced?
9:51 AM Mr. Gray
Well, would one from Mars have accepted the invite?
9:52 AM Mr. Silver
He has for years up til now.
9:52 AM Mr. Gray
Then yes...he was replaced.
9:58 AM Mr. Silver
I blame Mr. Pink...he's an alien.
9:59 AM Mr. Gray
Acid for blood alien? He does kinda look like a big bug
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
Good morning, Venusian Mr. Blue
10:09 AM Mr. Blue
:-D
I remember seeing the pop for the invite.. then I don't know what happened. I must have bumped the wrong key.
10:09 AM Mr. Silver
Mmm hmm. Suspicious memory loss.
What did you do with the real fake Mr. Blue?
10:10 AM Mr. Blue
He's at home, enjoying his day.
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
Any chance of sharing that tech?
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
No.
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
:-(
Mr. Yellow
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/04/03/v-fullstory/2730029/burger-king-pulls-ad-amid-controversy.html
She is acting like she had no idea what the commercial was about. She went into a studio and cut the track, and appeared in the commercial, and took their 2 million dollar paycheck.
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
We all know black people don't eat and enjoy chicken like everyone else in the world. Why would they suggest that they do?
9:47 AM Mr. Yellow
I find it racist that a black person cannot cut a chicken ad.
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
Exactly.
9:47 AM Mr. Yellow
We are so doomed.
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
I say we start a protest to force KFC to change their name to just "Fried Food", so it can't be associated with The South, any particular state, the USA (since it's international) and doesn't imply their racist "fried chicken" is involved with their menu anymore.
After we succeed, we'll start another to force them to change it to "Food".
"Fried, as a term, encourages obesity! It’s a national epidemic!"
10:08 AM Mr. Yellow
I just wait for the day (which will never come) where we are all just "people". I will tell you, I do not think of black people when I think fried chicken. I think “Mmmmmmm! Fried chicken!”.
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
The only associations I make with fried chicken and any particular group is college guys in sweatshirts and backwards ball caps eating obscenely over-spiced wings and being obnoxious.
(Incidentally, your pink host has wanted a bucket of KFC every day since this conversation occurred and I can't get the Mrs. to say OK. - Mr. Silver)
Mr. Silver
Here's the sort that makes Mrs. Silver groan...
"Is Thanksgiving Doomed?"
9:05 AM Mr. Blue
The Soup Nazi is moonlighting as a welder/pipelayer.
9:05 AM Mr. Silver
"With no Ham pipeline in Muslim countries, holiday dinner does appear to be in serious trouble this year," Stated dining experts.
9:05 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:05 AM Mr. Gray
9:08 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
I saw that one. I like how they state at the end they still want Reps to pick Santorum so Obama will easily win.
9:09 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah, LOL
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
I was flipping channels and saw a set of primary results for some state, broken into demographics.
It must have been an open primary state because one category was Democrats, and they’d voted heavily for Santorum (who still lost)
(wink wink)
9:11 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:12 AM Mr. Silver
No luck on the guaranteed-loser Republican candidate scheme, I'm afraid.
Unless...oh...Mitt comes out of the closet and then says he's banning all guns.
Mr. Silver
Blast "Discover Magazine"
7:15 AM Mr. Yellow
??
7:25 AM Mr. Silver
I found a Physics article about a guy and team working to overturn Relativity since it's not so clear-cut as has been trumpeted for almost 100 years.
I don't believe it either, so naturally I was interested.
It just started getting to what looked like the good parts and:
"If you'd like to read the whole article, you must subscribe blah blah blah"
Mr. Yellow
Yes, I have always had issues with the idea of time slowing down when you travel at high speeds.
The closer to the speed of light the more it slows down.
So if you crack the speed of light (which they say is impossible) would you reverse time?
Mr. Silver
Time measurement has the only accepted non-standard units in the standard units of measurement in existence, that I'm aware of.
It’s simply not true.
A minute is a minute long whether you are a photon moving at the speed of light, or a rock at absolute zero at the only point in the universe not in motion.
That’s it.
But then this guy doesn't believe Time exists at all, and his thinking matches my own in some ways.
The difference between his version and mine is that mine plays out like a film over Time, skipping from most likely frame to next most likely frame, leaving a trail that can be revisited under the right conditions, and potentially changed.
His apparently has no base signal to attach the frames to. (no Time).
Did I ever tell you that vision I had?
Mr. Yellow
?
Mr. Silver
Apparently not everyone has the sort of nagging insights I get, but I consider them proof we're in some sort of game or school SIM.
7:40 AM Mr. Silver
Have you ever just suddenly had full understanding of something marvelous and beyond reasonable awareness, and then suddenly, for no apparent reason, it is completely gone except for the memory that you knew it?
Usually I can't even remember the subject...just that I got to think about something amazing for 5-10 minutes, there was a skip, and it's erased.
Well, one morning I clearly realized, and knew how, that I could step out of the "frame" I was in and pick any other I wanted.
Extra-dimensional Time Travel.
But more...it could look like magic if I wanted, because I could pick a frame with an effect/change I wanted.
And it was VERY easy to do.
"It’s just a jump to the left..."
However, instead of immediately just doing it, I doubted it could be done. I tried to logically think it out, set terms on it, and prove it wrong. But I couldn't prove it wrong.
And then, like a computer overheating and turning off, *Blink*
Gone.
All of it, except my own “film” analogy I’d put together while doubting and testing the process.
Mr. Silver
Over time and after many similar realizations and wipes, I've decided it's because my "player" knows this stuff. Maybe he’s a programmer? A hacker? I don’t know.
But he’s letting me see stuff by mistake, or is cheating. Then the infraction is spotted and the info removed.
It happened just a couple of days ago, actually.
9:22 AM Mr. Brown
I swear I’m being played by a fat space slob.
I get a really good idea about doing something, go to do it, then decide “Nah. I’ll just sit here.”
And sometimes I swear they pause the game and I just stare blankly for a while.
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
"Laaaaagggggg!"
11:07 AM Mr. Blue
I like this client's email signature:
“Cat
6 Time World Champion Pittsburgh Steeler Fan”
6 Time World Champion Pittsburgh Steeler Fan”
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
She won that 6 times?
Hehe
"Miss Cat! Miss Cat! Now that you've won the 'Pittsburgh Steeler Fan' world championship for the 6th time, what are your future plans?"
"I'm goin' ta Kennywood, n’at!"
11:21 AM Mr. Blue
Heheheh
It's her office email too, so I guess she went pro as a Steelers fan.
11:28 AM Mr. Silver
"Well, I call all this Steelers stuff 'endorsements', but I had to actually buy all of it."
12:19 PM Mr. Silver
Holy smokes!
Address: "Gore Orphanage Rd"
It must crossroad with Kitten Massacre Ln
12:24 PM Mr. Blue
nice
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
(local gaffer) "Funny thing about that orphanage...there was some sorta scandal in the 50s and they shut her down. Were all hush hush about it. I remember a lotta kids going in, but none ever seemed to come outside ta play or get adopted or nothin'."
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