11:11
AM Ms. Rose
*waves*
11:12
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hello
11:13
AM Mr. Brown
jello
11:17
AM Ms. Rose
"There's
always room for J-E-L-L-O!"
11:18
AM Mr. Brown
Are
you supposed to chew Jell-O?
11:19
AM Ms. Rose
No.
The proper way to eat Jell-O is to squish it back and forth between
your teeth until it basically turns to Kool-Aid.
11:39
AM Mr. Silver
If
there is always room for Jell-O...
Well...the
physics implications become quite interesting.
Is
Jell-O, for instance, a delicious extra-dimensional projection of a
black hole singularity?
Or
Is
it an apparently dense substance that does, in fact, have only a
virtual mass?
11:40
AM Ms. Rose
Jell-O
can expand and contract, like the universe.
11:41
AM Ms. Rose
Black-Hole-Berry
flavor
11:43
AM Mr. Brown
I
shall reject your forces and become liquid once more.
11:46
AM Mr. Silver
What
about the storage potential?
People
will put mini marshmallows in Jell-O, for instance.
How
many will fit?
I
mean...do they become part of the Jell-O matrix?
11:48
AM Mr. Brown
They
become encased by it.
I
believe as many marshmallows as you can fit in a container will still
be the number when Jell-O is added as well.
11:48
AM Mr. Silver
So
there's infinite room for Jell-O, but not what it's adulterated by.
11:49
AM Mr. Silver
They
say there's no such thing as a perfect vacuum...even if on paper you
can have one. Perhaps theoretically perfect Jell-O is similarly
unachievable.
12:03
PM Ms. Rose
Jell-O
shots, regardless of color, can create interesting opportunities for
science when consumed en masse.
12:05
PM Mr. Amethyst
^
12:06
PM Mr. Amethyst
Generally
in the form of ..."Jell-Ohhhh baaaa-by!"
12:09
PM Mr. Brown
I
have consumed a whole tray of Jell-O shots before.
12:10
PM Mr. Silver
Well,
there's always room for them.
12:31
PM Mr. Brown
12:47
PM Mr. Blue
The
girl in the picture w/ the Game of Thrones guy is Annie
Thorsdottir...whose name literally means "Thor’s daughter".
12:48
PM Mr. Amethyst
She
need any help making Thorsgrandottir?
12:48
PM Mr. Blue
Hahaha
12:57
PM Mr. Silver
I
believe I watched her compete on one of those weird sports
competition shows where they do like 20 bizarre events.
12:59
PM Mr. Blue
Crossfit?
She
does Crossfit games
1:00
PM Mr. Silver
Crossfit,
ja!
The
chinups were a prime memory.
1:01
PM Mr. Blue
Crossfit
chinups are a joke.
"Kipping"
pullups.
Basically
full body spasms that use every muscle but what they're supposed to
target.
Bruce
Lee didn't get that cobra back by doing kipping pullups.
1:02
PM Mr. Silver
"Wellllll...it's
like chin-ups, but involves whipping like a flag, or someone trying
to shake a biting snake off of their ass."
1:02
PM Mr. Blue
Yep.
1:03
PM Mr. Silver
Bah...break
time.
I
was just about to start composing lyrics for "Annie Thorsdottir"
Starring Annie Thorsdottir as 'Little Orphan Annie Thorsdottir'.
1:04
PM Mr. Blue
"Bet
your 1 rep squat max that tomorrow... there'll be curls..."
1:05
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
the hard pec life - for us!"
"It's
the hard ab life - for us!"
1:07
PM Mr. Blue
"'stead
of dinner we do dips. 'stead of snacking we do squats!"
1:07
PM Mr. Silver
Nice!
(Warning, parts of the following text from Mr. Brown are exceptionally un-edited. [He's not usually so bad] - Mr. Silver)
2:40
PM Mr. Blue
Peanut
allergies are weird.
My
mom is allergic to peanuts but her throat just gets itchy.
She
doesn't die if she's within 10 feet of them.
2:44
PM Mr. Blue
How
come people aren't deathly allergic to bananas or jelly beans?
2:45
PM Mr. Brown
I
was allergic to Swiss cheese at one time. My mouth would get itchy.
I
just kept eating it until the itching finally stopped.
2:48
PM Mr. Blue
There
are less food allergies in developing worlds.
3:01
PM Mr. Brown
What
about people allergic to wifi?
3:04
PM Mr. Brown
My
aunt cannot handle sented candels and strong colon or purfum. Gives
her a migrane
3:04
PM Mr. Blue
Me?
I love a strong colon.
3:04
PM Mr. Brown
i
cannpt spell thaqt ever
3:04
PM Ms. Rose
A
strong colon is essential to good health. ROFL
Strong
cologne on the other hand...not so much.
3:05
PM Mr. Brown
ah
its the g and da e i forget
colongggggneeeeee\
3:05
PM Mr. Blue
Mr.
Brown's colon smells so strong, everyone knows when he's in the
building!
3:05
PM Ms. Rose
HA!
3:06
PM Mr. Blue
He
was a little late today because he was finishing up his bowel of
cereal
10:01
AM Mr. Silver
Hey!
it's Waitangi Day!
(looks
up Waitangi Day)
10:02
AM Mr. Brown
New
Zealand
10:04
AM Mr. Silver
This
sure ain't no US “4th o' July”...
10:11
AM Mr. Silver
(Me
interviewing Princess Chelsea) "Well...mostly we sleep in. Go to
the beach. We put a flag up. There's a speech or two and some of the
natives will do a protest Haka. I never really paid attention."
Love
that accent.
10:15
AM Mr. Blue
I
like it too: "this" becomes "thee-is", yes
becomes "yisss"
10:17
AM Mr. Silver
Nod
10:18
AM Mr. Blue
Did
you ever watch “Flight of the Conchords”?
10:21
AM Mr. Brown
Sounds
familiar.
10:22
AM Mr. Blue
They
even spell their names like they pronounce them now.
Mr.
Silver
Morning
"The
understanding this study provides could also have an impact in other
engineering fields where drag is critical, such as airplane wing
design, and to the study of different shape-changing biological
systems."
Translation – "Military submarines and next generation torpedoes"
Translation – "Military submarines and next generation torpedoes"
7:17
AM Mr. Silver
I
wonder what an engine like that would be like on a sports boat.
7:18
AM Mr. Brown
“Insane
Mode”
Oh
shit! I'm flying!
7:18
AM Mr. Silver
Whiplash
Special
7:18
AM Mr. Brown
Have
you seen videos for that new car with a button that, when you push
it, in 5 seconds or less you're at 70 mph?
7:24
AM Mr. Silver
On
the steering wheel, I hope.
7:24
AM Mr. Brown
He
pushes the button then hits the gas. I looks like one of those
roller coasters launched by magnets when it takes off.
7:24
AM Mr. Silver
"They
crashed another prototype, boss. Before the driver expired he asked 'why in
the glove box'? The R&D guys wouldn't answer my questions. Does
that mean anything to you?"
7:31
AM Mr. Silver
Is
this an experiment or an actual car?
It
sounds a bit dangerous and impractical.
7:32
AM Mr. Brown
I
think its real but just costs a lot.
7:33
AM Mr. Silver
Well,
the stupid modifications usually do.
8:46
AM Mr. Silver
So
it's all over.
Got
that “Hint-Set of Doom” going.
Nasal
passages too clear, so there's a bit of burn...
Sides
of the tongue irritated...
Noticing
I'm swallowing...
I
was thinking of leaving you both something in my will.
Was
thinking my Snark to Mr. Blue and my Smarm to Mr. Brown.
8:54
AM Mr. Silver
You
can trade if you want, I'm still writing it.
8:56
AM Mr. Silver
8:58
AM Mr. Blue
What,
feeling a cold coming on?
8:58
AM Mr. Silver
Feels
like.
8:58
AM Mr. Blue
Those
Reliant Robins are silly.
They
had one on Top Gear. Kept rolling it.
9:56
AM Mr. Silver
#6
"Woman carefully balancing on the bonnet of a three-wheeled
Reliant Robin before toppling over."
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