Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Day 83 - "Peanut Butter And Skunk" Googles Far More Hits Than Expected, and "Bluto The Brick" Googles Far Less

Mr. Blue
In Japan, nothing surprises me.
I was watching some kind of 'invention showcase' Japanese show, and some guy had invented a portable toilet.
It was basically a small litter box and a large garbage bag that fits over top of you so you can just defecate in the middle of the street without anyone really "seeing". He had sold thousands of units already.
10:56 AM Mr. Pink
lol
10:58 AM Mr. Apple
lol
11:01 AM Mr. Pink
I’ve seen vending machines in Japan that sell live crab.
Like little softshell crab.
11:01 AM Mr. Blue
They eat things that are still moving.
11:02 AM Mr. Pink
They have all kinds of crazy KitKat flavors in Japan too.
11:02 AM Mr. Blue
"Peanut Butter and Skunk"
11:02 AM Mr. Pink
LOL! I don’t know about that crazy.
Bubblegum
Apple Vinegar
Soy Sauce
I was going to order a variety pack of them once, but it was like 20 bucks by the time I got to the shipping.
11:13 AM Mr. Apple
I'd try them. lol



Mr. Blue
I saw Bluto has a Facebook. I right away blocked him so he doesn't try to friend me and see all those pictures of him on there!
He seems testy. Neil hid his cookies in a drawer and Bluto FLIPPED and went and told his supe.
3:00 PM Mr. Silver
heh
3:05 PM Mr. Pink
lmfao
Bluto is a beast
Most likely roid rage.
3:06 PM Mr. Blue
Definitely
3:08 PM Mr. Apple
What was the outcome of that?
3:08 PM Mr. Pink
Fatality?
3:08 PM Mr. Blue
Nothing.
3:08 PM Mr. Blue
If anything he only incriminated himself...you can't be eating cookies at your desk all day.
3:09 PM Mr. Pink
There needs to be a new Mortal Kombat movie with him in it.
I loved those movies.
3:09 PM Mr. Apple
They do need to make more of them
Bluto the Brick fatality!
3:12 PM Mr. Pink
Haha!
We need an artist's rendition of that.
What would his special ability be?
3:12 PM Mr. Blue
Something dealing with his Shape-Ups
3:13 PM Mr. Pink
Haha! We need something that inflicts fear into his enemies.
I don't know if Shape-Ups would do that.
3:13 PM Mr. Silver
Perhaps he can auto-stand from a hit like a Weeble then rock back and forth.
3:13 PM Mr. Pink
Good thinking!
3:18 PM Mr. Apple
Balloon animals?
3:19 PM Mr. Silver
Balloonality!!!
3:20 PM Mr. Apple
lol
3:21 PM Mr. Blue
What if he has balloon animals that he throws at you that are filled with some kind of flammable substance that explodes?
And cookies with razor sharp edges, like throwing stars?
3:21 PM Mr. Apple
lol
3:22 PM Mr. Pink
We could sell this to Midway!
3:25 PM Mr. Silver
No no...“Balloonality” like he rips out the opponent's intestines, blows them up and twists, then presents the “balloon animal” before the loser bleeds out and collapses.
3:33 PM Mr. Pink
That is more Mortal Kombat style!

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