Day 42 - Nazi Alien Nonsense, Random Research, "Honey", and Advanced Electronics Troubleshooting

8:03 AM Mr. Silver

Morning

8:03 AM Mr. Brown

Morning

Lots of talk yesterday

8:03 AM Mr. Silver

Figgers

8:04 AM Mr. Brown

About the Patterson Film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxuRIfFs0w – Mr. Silver)

8:04 AM Mr. Brown

And subterranean aliens again

8:04 AM Mr. Silver

Nice

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

I was reading about Hitler and the alien alliance

8:16 AM Mr. Brown

This is what I was reading http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=9509

8:20 AM Mr. Silver

Good opener...

"Historians kept it secret!"

Apparently he's never met any historians.

8:21 AM Mr. Brown

lol

Apparently we are part of a Galactic war fought on earth

lol

8:24 AM Mr. Silver

Right...and during the apocalyptic horror of a world conflict, everyone decided to keep it secret because it might be more disturbing than the existing continuous fear of death and world domination by fiendish earthlings.

But I need to read this

8:29 AM Mr. Silver

Mercury! Poor Mercury! Blasted away! Victim of nuclear war!

(Being in a Hell zone only 36 million miles from the sun is apparently a non-factor)

8:29 AM Mr. Brown

Yeah lol

Almost to the bottom of the article is talking about the invisibility project that went wrong on a ship in the USA

8:33 AM Mr. Silver

Philadelphia Project

"invisibility"...which might have accidentally turned into dimensional time-teleportation

8:34 AM Mr. Brown

Right

8:56 AM Mr. Silver

The writer sure is skipping around in this article...

8:58 AM Mr. Brown

I noticed that

I'm done reading it now and it gets worse towards the end

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

I wonder what Pleiadian allies were living in sulfuric acid at 896 degrees F on Venus

9:19 AM Mr. Silver

“THE NAZIS WERE ALSO FINANCED AND SUPPLIED WITH OIL, GAS, LINE,
ELECTRICITY, VEHICLES, BOMBS, RUBBER, AND WAR SUPPLIES BY CORPORATIONS”

What a shocker! So was every other player in WWII

Well...except the USSR's state provided stuff...

9:21 AM Mr. Brown

Yeah that is funny

That’s the only real history

lol

(I couldn't finish it...too much nonsense, and not the good kind. -- Mr. Silver)

11:32 AM Mr. Silver

Gonna go back to this article about static electricity and see if I can get past the first 20 words

11:36 AM Mr. Silver

http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-northwestern-team-theory-static-electricity.html

11:41 AM Mr. Silver

Well...it's wasn't stunningly uninteresting or anything, but still doesn't explain much

11:59 AM Mr. Silver

http://cleantechnica.com/2011/06/23/alternative-energy-research-vs-weight-loss-products-infographic/

12:01 PM Mr. Brown

Put the two together

Make weight loss exercise devices that produce energy

12:09 PM Mr. Silver

Not even sure "weight loss products" includes exercise equipment. This is the USA, sir!

12:13 PM Mr. Brown

I just read about the best survival knife

or how to pick the best one:

4” or 6" blade, full or narrow tang, and straight blade

Carbon or stainless steel

12:15 PM Mr. Silver

The whole category of survival knives with the blade that points towards the user was eliminated early in the trials

12:23 PM Mr. Silver

http://cleantechnica.com/2011/06/20/darpa-wants-your-ideas-for-the-mother-of-all-star-trek-conventions/

12:24 PM Mr. Brown

Wow

We do that everyday

lol

12:28 PM Mr. Silver

Do we?

I can just imagine some of the stuff they'll get to throw out.

"...and that's why we need phasers installed..."

"...and so I propose the "No Red Shirts, No Problems" protocols..."

7:22 AM Mr. Green

This guy keeps calling me “Honey”... WTF?!

7:46 AM Mr. Silver

Eww

What was he calling for?

Besides a date, I mean

7:55 AM Mr. Green

I came very close to saying something to him. He did it 4 times

He was OLD

8:02 AM Mr. Silver

Double whammy

8:08 AM Mr. Silver

Morning Mr. Gray

8:08 AM Mr. Gray

Morning sirs

8:17 AM Mr. Silver

And here comes Mr. Yellow

Let's call him "Honey" all day

8:18 AM Mr. Gray

Hi Honey!!

8:18 AM Mr. Yellow

Morning Gentlemen

8:18 AM Mr. Silver

Morning Honey

8:18 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

8:18 AM Mr. Yellow

Ok, so you two switched teams yesterday?

8:18 AM Mr. Silver

Ask Mr. Green

8:18 AM Mr. Yellow

Well good to see I think that NY made that legal

8:19 AM Mr. Gray

Bah...screw marriage. I prefer to sleep around

8:21 AM Mr. Green

I had some old guy earlier that called me "Honey" 4 times

8:22 AM Mr. Yellow

Ahh

I had that happen on the phone

I am guessing the person on the other end was half deaf

8:25 AM Mr. Gray

Did he whistle when he spoke?

8:25 AM Mr. Yellow

lol

8:25 AM Mr. Gray

"Come over here sweet britches and gimme that paper”

8:26 AM Mr. Green

Yeah... was that kind of creepy

8:26 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

8:26 AM Mr. Yellow

Yes and he said his dog's back legs did not work anymore

8:26 AM Mr. Gray

Exactly!!

8:28 AM Mr. Silver

lol

8:28 AM Mr. Gray

What's that guy's name again? Herbert the Pervert?

8:31 AM Mr. Yellow

Yes his name is Herbert

8:31 AM Mr. Gray

That's what I thought LOL

8:32 AM Mr. Yellow

I had to look it up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_(Family_Guy)

9:15 AM Mr. Yellow

So had a good laugh yesterday. One of the guys came to me:

“Hey my inverter in the van is not working. You are the fleet person; I need it fixed.”

I said “Ok, well I will check into what we need to do with it. Might have to send it out to have it fixed.” He thinks it might not be getting power to it from the van so I suggested he test it with his voltmeter to check and he gets all pissed and storms off.

So I see an e-mail in the afternoon, and it is working fine now.

He'd found the on/off switch and turned it on