8:51 AM Mr. Silver
(Scene from Friday night...Mrs. Silver has magic powers – Mr. Silver)
Mrs. Silver "So what's up?"
Me (glare) "Mr. Gray called. Brad canceled the game."
Mrs. Silver "Why?"
Me (glare)
Mrs. Silver "I didn't do it. Mr. Gray doesn't think I did it, does he?"
Me (glare)
Mrs. Silver "And I didn't make it so Brad was moving away either."
me (glare) "At least you got him a $70000 a year job when you did it."
Mrs. Silver "True... Wait! I didn't do it!"
8:54 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
8:58 AM Mr. Green
Break
9:32 AM Mr. Silver
Well that rather blows...
9:32 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah
9:32 AM Mr. Yellow
Hey Mr. Green gets breaks just like the rest of us
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
Ha!
3:22 PM Mr. Yellow
Jeweler canceled Mrs. Yellow's ring order 2 days before the wedding, stating the picture on the web does not match the real item. They said they were sorry and hoped it did not cause any inconvenience
3:22 PM Mr. Gray
Did you kill someone?
3:23 PM Mr. Yellow
When I called they apologized some more and suggested I try their other store even though the likelihood of finding one in her size ready to go that day was a million to one
3:23 PM Mr. Gray
How kind of them
cause you know, an apology so makes up for not providing the wedding ring at such short notice
3:24 PM Mr. Silver
"Does the groom have the...what is it?"
"Hex nut"
“The hex nut."
"Yes sir. (passes)"
3:24 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
3:24 PM Mr. Silver
"With this thing, I thee wed."
8:04 AM Mr. Brown
I believe that the great American spirit has taken over me
8:06 AM Mr. Blue
Try chicken soup
8:06 AM Mr. Brown
I got my American flag the other day, so now I have it flying every day and I’m truly proud to be American.
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Getting into the Independence Day spirit, huh?
8:08 AM Mr. Brown
Well I believe in all the people that died to make America.
So that is where my American spirit comes from
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
So...ancestor worship
8:14 AM Mr. Blue
idolatry
8:21 AM Mr. Brown
I’m just starting to see what we really have.
Proud to be an American in the sense of what it truly stands for.
8:27 AM Mr. Blue
What's that?
8:27 AM Mr. Brown
Free
For all
8:27 AM Mr. Blue
The stakes are high and so am I
8:47 AM Mr. Brown
I saw there is a story about a old lady being asked to remove her diaper at the airport during a pat down search
Seems to me the TSA was doing the right thing.
8:48 AM Mr. Blue
They asked her to remove it because she pooped herself
8:49 AM Mr. Brown
Hell she could have been smuggling something in the diaper too
8:49 AM Mr. Blue
Like poop
9:07 AM Mr. Blue
I guess that's one particular name that's worse than “The Underwear Bomber”, Mr. Silver
“The Soiled Diaper Bomber”
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
True
Sadly for “The Underwear Bomber”, she was not smuggling a bomb and so he still has the most embarrassing bomber name
(Refers to a conversation that happened way back when “The Shoe Bomber”
finally lost the title to “The Underwear Bomber”. We've been watching for a
successor ever since - Mr. Silver)
9:35 AM Mr. Silver
Argh! Earbleed! "Dancing Queen" Muzak'd and hacked apart AND at a faster tempo than normal
10:36 AM Mr. Brown
I just exploded a pistachio
lol
10:37 AM Mr. Blue
How?
10:37 AM Mr. Brown
Was all closed off, so used my aluminum drink container to hit it and it exploded everywhere.
10:37 AM Mr. Blue
So that's where that sonic boom I heard came from
10:37 AM Mr. Brown
yes
Little too much power
10:37 AM Mr. Silver
Squirrel bombs.
10:37 AM Mr. Silver
One bite...POW!
10:38 AM Mr. Brown
That would be cool for stopping them from chewing things
lol
Walking down the street hearing boom , boom , boom.
Squirrel guts lying around.
12:00 PM Mr. Silver
So anyway...walked the car cruise yesterday looking at some interesting and some ugly cars. Got to the park into Carnival-Food Land. Went over the menu with Silver Jr. and asked what he wanted.
12:00 PM Mr. Silver
He decided that a "Walking Taco" sounded the most intriguing
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
Anyway. We enjoyed the walking tacos, but...
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
What is it?
12:04 PM Mr. Silver
Fritos with seasoned meat, cheese, lettuce, salsa, sour cream served in a little paper tray.
I've heard of them served right in the Fritos bag.
That was the surprising bit though. Those simple ingredients suggested a better name about 10 minutes later
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
“Montezuma's Walking Revenge”
I knew every ingredient in it, even the salsa brand, and I eat them.
So not sure what happened...fortunately I was close enough to home to make the jog to a proper bathroom in time.
Didn't relish leaving a 6yo by himself in a crowd like that outside a port-o-castle
12:11 PM Mr. Blue
Tie 'im up
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
Probably wouldn't go over too well in combination with his new "I <3 Pedobear" shirt
12:26 PM Mr. Blue
hah
He doesn't HAVE one, does he?
12:37 PM Mr. Silver
No (rolls eyes)
1:22 PM Mr. Silver
"And may I have your address please?"
"Certainly. It's 123 (garbled) street."
"Excuse me, couldn't catch the name. What street again?"
"Oh, sorry...123 Otter St. Otter, like the fish."
1:09 PM Mr. Brown
So apparently the Mayans played a blood shedding game that was supposed to be an offering to the god that died to create life.
1:16 PM Mr. Blue
yes
1:47 PM Mr. Silver
Which Mayan game was that? Not their ball game?
1:48 PM Mr. Brown
The ball game
Cause at the end either it was the winners or the losers that were sacrificed
1:55 PM Mr. Silver
The winners were sacrificed
I imagine games were pretty long with no score as both teams attempted to keep the fanatics on their teams from scoring.
(announcer 1) "And the Coatl team captain stumbles in front of Tecectlec, the Coatl's high-score record holder AGAIN! Wow, Jimmyectl, the crowd is not happy!"
(announcer 2) "Really sloppy play there, Bobtlotl. That's another blown point in this 0-0 matchup with the Quetzals, already in double overtime."
1:56 PM Mr. Blue
heheh
Why would they sacrifice the winners?
1:58 PM Mr. Brown
Stronger sacrifice
They were the best
1:58 PM Mr. Silver
Gods favored them
1:59 PM Mr. Silver
Free pass to eternity
2:01 PM Mr. Silver
This is always the trick and validation though, Mr. Blue. If you have true faith that some mad act of self-sacrifice is guaranteed to give you immortality WITH status...well...why wouldn't you?
2:06 PM Mr. Blue
Back then? Yeah I might be dumb enough to
2:11 PM Mr. Brown
It was either the Mayans or the Aztecs that had pictures of skulls with plants growing from them.
2:14 PM Mr. Blue
They also shaped the heads of babies
2:18 PM Mr. Silver
Incas were big into that
2:25 PM Mr. Brown
A lot of Egyptians have the same head shape
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
And they all walked like Egyptians
That walking legacy is passed down to this very day, even here in the USA
There's also rumors that the Egyptians walked like neolithic humans.
“The Bangles” tested the waters, but "Walk Like a Homo Sapiens Sapiens" didn't roll off the tongue
2:39 PM Mr. Blue
They tried "Walk Like An Australopithecus" but it caused terrible wear on their knuckles
2:38 PM Mr. Brown
I watched a Bigfoot show recently. It was good.
One of the theories is that they are more human that we would think
That’s why we don't find the bones, because they bury them like we do.
2:39 PM Mr. Brown
I also read somewhere that neanderthals and early humans mated successfully
So some people now have neanderthal traits.
2:40 PM Mr. Silver
I've seen neanderthals, alive, in western PA
2:41 PM Mr. Blue
That explains my unibrow
2:41 PM Mr. Silver
Spotted a group of about 5-6 crossing the street in a group while driving to my college campus one morning...it was rather alarming
"OMG! They're all just like the artist reconstructions I've seen except they have clothes on. WTF!"
big chests, long arms, protruding facial features, bit of slouch.
Were not walking like Egyptians
2:45 PM Mr. Brown
What do we walk like?
2:46 PM Mr. Silver
We walk like Egyptians.
Perhaps a little different depending on the shoes
(sings) "Walk like a normal guy.....walk like a human guy...."
2:49 PM Mr. Brown
They are saying there was more than one species of neanderthal
2:50 PM Mr. Silver
Neander-racists
2:53 PM Mr. Brown
There was a theory thrown out that people are not seeing Bigfoot, but they are seeing Native American shamans in the wild during their “wild man” ritual, where they live off the land for a few years.
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
And grow 2' taller and add 6” to their feet
2:53 PM Mr. Brown
They still do it today. And a lot of them wear black moss in the wild
2:54 PM Mr. Silver
Which tradition?
2:54 PM Mr. Brown
sk
somthing
ummm
2:54 PM Mr. Silver
“Sksomthingummm” means "The People"
2:54 PM Mr. Brown
lol
What's the tribe that starts with an S?
2:56 PM Mr. Silver
(blinks) I could narrow it down to 100 for you if you like
Not seeing how any of them would have 1000th of the walking range to show up as Bigfoot all over the place
3:05 PM Mr. Silver
(Inserts the “S” entry of about 100 known Native American tribes from wiki – Mr S)
One of those Mr. Brown?
3:13 PM Mr. Brown
The show was “Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide”
3:20 PM Mr. Silver
(Voiceover. Two men in shabby flannel shirts poking at dirt with sticks in the woods) "These researchers believe that Bigfoot may, in fact, be wandering tribal shamans dressed in some kind of moss doing some sort of shamany thing from some Native American tribe that starts with an S."
3:20 PM Mr. Brown
lol
3:20 PM Mr. Silver
researcher #1 "Yup, I betcha that's wut they is."
researcher #2 "Any mo' brewskies in the backpack?"
(I'm embarrassed...I actually laughed out loud at my own gag)
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