Sunday, December 22, 2019

576 - Ghostploitation, Presidential Disasters, and The Ultimate Team Against Evil

[3:24 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I was thinking watching Paranormal Witness
There are no reports of ghosts that clean up
hehe
[3:37 PM] 
clean up?
Like the house?
[3:38 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yes
[3:38 PM] 
Poltergeist maid
Throws clothing neatly folded into drawers
[3:39 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
according to Ghostbusters they'll suck your d*ck
[3:39 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
i mean who would report a house cleaning ghost?
[3:40 PM] 
Hurls dishes into soapy water, thrusts sponges at them, shoves them under the tap to rinse, roughs up with a towel and mysteriously stacks them in the cupboard
"Save us!!!"
"Why?"
[3:40 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
isn't it weird that there was a hot female ghost in an old fire hall?
[3:40 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
succubus
they go anywhere
[3:41 PM] 
Considering the benefits, I'm guessing they just opened the trap when they got back home.
[3:41 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh
200 year old brothel called them
[3:42 PM] 
Egon "Fascinating.  She was a full torso apparition with a nymphomaniac/succubus MO and psychokinetic manipulative skills."
Ray "Incredible.  She must have been from the 1800s but was from a nice neighborhood.  Did you see the quality of the gown?"
Venkman "We're TOTALLY letting her out in the sleeping area, right?"
(Look around at each other in the car...) "Abso LUTE ly
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Get her Ray“
[3:45 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
In the director's cut there's a 27 minute scene of Egon penetrating Slimer
[3:45 PM] 
always the quiet ones...
[3:45 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
didn't do well with test audiences
"Why do we see his erect penis so much?"
[3:46 PM] 
(marketing meeting) "And 1% asked if there was more of it..."



[9:11 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Obama bringing out the big words
Demagogue
hehe
[9:12 AM] 
(young audience) "Demogorgon?"
"uh...sure, Ok."
[9:12 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
right
lol
popped into my head
I bet he looked that word up to use it
[9:15 AM] 
Who?
[9:15 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Obama
not sure he has that in his normal vocabulary
[9:16 AM] 
You think the most fluent and well-spoken president we've had in most of a century had to look up demagogue?
[9:16 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yes, well spoken
[9:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
he is, if nothing else, well versed
[9:17 AM] 
[9:17 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yes that was funny
Its one of those strange things - where you know Trump has to know something to make his businesses work, but then he does dumb stuff
[9:20 AM] 
He's a buffoon
His techniques are all bluster, bullying and having capable people be smart for him. 
[9:21 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Inheriting money + being greedy + letting smarter people make decisions = profit
[9:22 AM] 
He's revealed more of his "techniques" as president than he did in his books and promotions
Lie...constantly
Say anything you want about the deal without researching anything to unbalance the other guy.
Then don't pay anyone what you owe.
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
There are better and more "self made" businessmen to vote for, for people that think the government should be run like a business... which it should not be
[9:24 AM] 
He has failed - basically - at everything.  But has walked away with money due to accountant/contract tricksters
[9:24 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Bush was the same way. Kept making terrible investments with family money but still managed to come out on top while his businesses failed
Money makes money even if you're an idiot
[9:24 AM] 
No one even knows how much Trump is worth, but intelligent financial observers are pretty sure he doesn't have very much.
[9:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well there is that worth thingy where its not actual worth
[9:25 AM] 
I actually wanted Ross Perot to win because he DID know what he was doing.  But he couldn't handle politics
[9:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
just what they think your worth
[9:26 AM] 
It came out Trump lied to get on those lists...
I think it was actually one of the times he impersonated someone else to talk about how great he was.
[9:26 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Ross Perot  would have won during the Trump run
lol
[9:26 AM] 
He's a terrible businessman and always was. 
He is not smart
[9:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think his personality and mindset lends itself towards business... single-minded, greedy, etc.
[9:27 AM] 
He is more and more apparently using mob business and legal techniques and terminology
[9:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
When the twin towers were still smoldering and his first thought was "now i have the tallest building in downtown."
and not only to have that thought.. but then to blurt it out on tv?
really a bizarre dude
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
he does not have a filter
his thoughts just come out
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
He's kinda trashy too.  Covering everything in gold. That's something a hillbilly that won the lottery would do
terrible taste
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
washes him out with the fake tan
[9:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
he eats his steaks well done with ketchup
his hair looks like shit and everyone makes fun of it, but he doesn't change it?
[9:29 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
he don't have hair
[9:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ties too big... fat but won't hire a personal trainer or nutritionist?  eats cheeseburgers in bed?
remember when everyone freaked out because Obama wore a beige suit
[9:33 AM] 
Remember the Grey Poupon incident?
[9:33 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
no
[9:33 AM] 
It was the end of the world!
TREASON!”
"Ordered FRENCH MUSTARD instead of AMERICAN MUSTARD!"
...except the stuff is made and distributed by Kraft
[9:33 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ohh
Trump eats pizza from Sbarro while he's in Manhattan
With a knife and fork
[9:34 AM] 
Man...I was surprised New Yorkers voted for Trump after eating pizza with a knife and fork.
They're bonkers over that crap
And choosing a chain pizzeria was just icing
Like going to a Red Lobster in Maine
[9:37 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
If he would have had somebody else as an opponent, i think people would not have voted for him
[9:43 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think the combo of name recognition and populist rhetoric helped him win
[9:44 AM] 
Well...without DNC manipulation he would have been against Sanders, who was vastly more popular than either of the candidates...
[9:45 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
yes
[9:45 AM] 
And despite any pussyfooting around so-called policy and obligation, the "surprise" Clinton emails were deliberate sabotage.
And she still won the popular vote by millions but the Electoral College is a scam
[9:45 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
i read forecasts that predicted Sanders would've defeated Trump
[9:46 AM] 
With like 80%, yes
I'm guessing a lot of Dems and Indies actually turned on "Them" just because it fed into Trump saying everyone was corrupt.  Because the Dem campaign was obviously and publicly manipulated.
DNC got rid of super-delegates, I believe, after that. 
Watching a whole primary season with Clinton having almost enough to win the entire time basically advertised the game was rigged, and apologists explaining how it's illegal for super-delegates to change their votes didn't make it any less corrupt.



(After an incoherent incomprehensible discussion by Brown and Blue about teaming up heroes from different franchises... - Mr. Silver)
[2:15 PM] 
I can only think of Hellboy and Ash from Evil Dead
Indestructible not all that bright loose cannons against Evil
[2:16 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Could have one of those fights where they don't know they are both good guys at first
then become friends
[2:28 PM] 
hehe
Ash
Hellboy
And Mystery Inc.
(Daphne) "It was Old Man Withers!"
(HB) "You puttin' me on, babe?"
(Ash) "Uh uh...that's BULL-shit, man.  He's gonna turn into something..."
"Ruh roah!" 
(Shaggy) "Like, what is it Scoob?"
"I'll swallow your SOOOOOOOOOUL!!!!!!"
(Velma) "JINKIES!"
(HB) "C'MERE WITHERS!  I GOT something for you!"
(Ash) “Yeah..." *bwwaa WAAAHHHH!!!* "Come get some!"
*BLAM BLAM BLAM!*
(60s chase music starts...long hallway scene with people running in and out of doors all mixed up)
[2:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
[2:34 PM] 
(Freddie) "What's up with this kooky corridor, gang?!?!"
(Abe Sapien on the radio) "I do believe there is a dimensional anomaly attached to the portals.  Analyzing now."
(Ash) "Yeah, well how 'bout you analyze them after a little-a this! (starts cutting door in half)”
I'd love to cut that together
hehe

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