[4:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
going HAM on this mustache
goin
like extra creep
i
had my hair all slicked back out of the shower and i looked like a
child murderer
[4:03
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Why
do they have a look
Just
crazy lol
[4:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
they
look creepy
[4:06
PM] Mr. Brown.:
peodo
Has
a stash for some reason
[4:11
PM]
Peodo...the
5th hobbit that went with The Fellowship of the Rings that no one
wanted to talk about.
[4:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
every
shire has one
[4:13
PM]
(Elrond)
"Welcome to Rivendell!"
"Elves!"
"Food!"
"Music!"
"Look
at the gardens, Mr. Frodo!"
"...need
a baby sitter?"
(Elrond) "Uh...um..."
[4:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Where's
the playground?"
"And
what's the dress code around here?"
[4:20
PM]
"I
love kids."
(Elrond) "Uh.
I'd wondered. You know, I've not seen a halfling with a
mustache before. It could use some trimming…it looks kind
of…"
[1:29
PM]
"Activist
With Over-Inflated Alternative Sense Of Personal Rights Morals and
Ethics Gets Nailed Acting On One of His Other Opinions" -
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/09/3d-printed-gun-pioneer-cody-wilson-accused-of-having-sex-with-underage-girl/
[1:30
PM] Mr. Blue:
Now
he's going to invent an "underage girl printer"
[1:31
PM]
There
ya go! Perfect solution.
[1:31
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Realistic
[1:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
That
gun he's holding looks dumb as hell
This
is America, just buy a gun
[1:35
PM]
Oh,
but it should be everyone's right to print an unregistered lethal
weapon that won't show up on scans at security stops. Because
of the 2nd Amendment (which doesn't mean anything like gun nuts and
the NRA says it does.)
“Right to bear arms and right to take advantage of underage girls. They're in the Constitution, cop. Its number 2 and, like, number 9 in the Bill of Rights.”
[1:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
NRA is against it because gun manufacturers will lose money i figure
[1:36
PM]
NRA
has to be for it because they're hypocrites if they aren't
[1:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
yes
[9:16
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Read
the post that guy made
The
pictures could be just barely racist cause its only pics of black
people, but what if that is all who was there? lol
Also
i don't understand dresses that show almost everything
might
as well wear nothing
hehe
[9:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
would assume that any university is going to have scantily-clad women
going to parties
[9:21
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
see what his text is saying
He
was not seeing any police presence where he happened to be
But
he took pictures of random people to try and prove it
lol
[9:21
AM]
He
did not
He
posted two pictures of black women in party dresses, implying they
were a problem the police should have taken care of.
[9:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
Why
would those women need police presence though? Unless he thought
they were hookers
[9:22
AM] Mr. Brown.:
yeah
possibly
[9:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
cops can't do anything about short skirts and cleavage, this is
America
[9:22
AM] Mr. Brown.:
nope
But
still on the subject of dresses like that, why even bother?
Just
walk out nude at that point
[9:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
Well,
that *is* illegal
[9:23
AM] Mr. Brown.:
"illegal"
hehe
Colleges have naked runs
They
can go topless
That
is legal in some places, but nobody does it
[9:24
AM]
"Good
LORD. This is a COLLEGE town! Where's the boaters,
ukuleles and the bearskin coats?"
Clearly
Edwin Meek hasn't spent any time in a college town after a game for
longer than I've been alive.
Those
photos are extremely tame
[9:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
mean it's a college in Mississippi
the
dumbest state in the union
[9:31
AM]
"Outrageous!
I propositioned both of them and they said something about bee
whacking and that they were just walking home!"
[10:15
AM]
Welp...just
got the awards banquet invite
Not
sure i have anything to wear, honestly
[10:16
AM] Mr. Brown.:
just
wear a nice collard shirt
lol
[10:16
AM] Mr. Blue:
Wear
something backless
[10:17
AM]
[10:18
AM] Mr. Brown.:
nice
and leafy
high
neck line
[10:18
AM]
"What
the Hell are you wearing, Silver? My God...is it just glued to
your chest?"
(looks
across room at another person wearing backless collard greens) "This
is SO embarrassing. The woman at the grocery said this was an
exclusive original."
[10:21
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
guess I should have added the carrot like they told me
[10:21
AM]
Be
on E! Channel's "Who Tossed it Better" fashion review.
"So
is it him? Or him? It's NEITHER! Check out Will
Smith in collard greens at the premier of his new film! "
[10:22
AM] Mr. Brown.:
“Is
yours from Olde Fields?”
“Nope
from farmer's fields”
“Oh,
I've heard of them”
[10:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
[10:23
AM]
That's
a wonderful outfit. I think we have a winner.
[10:23
AM] Mr. Brown.:
[10:24
AM]
LOL
[10:25
AM] Mr. Brown.:
hehe
[10:28
AM]
That's
basically me at most uptight events anyway
Perhaps
an off the shoulder look -
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/a/a4/Jolly_Green_Giant.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140506195822
[10:33
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Just
keep answering everybody with Yo ho ho
[10:34
AM]
I'm
not sure backless is for me
[10:34
AM] Mr. Brown.:
“I
accept this award yo ho ho”
[10:34
AM] Mr. Blue:
at
the very least wear a bolo tie
[10:34
AM]
Ho.
It's Ho ho ho.
Green
Giant went to the Santa school of laughter
“Yo
ho ho” is the Long John Silver method
[10:35
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
thought green giant was yo ho ho
[10:35
AM] Mr. Blue:
I'll
buy you a bolo tie if you wear it
[10:35
AM]
[10:36
AM] Mr. Brown.:
made
it up in my head then
lol
[10:36
AM]
To
prevent confusion I'll put on a pirate hat
And
red ermine-lined pants with big black boots
"Hmm?
No...I don't THINK I'm dressed like anyone. What a silly
notion. Arr! Yo HO HO HO!"
[10:36
AM] Mr. Brown.:
"I'm Peter Pan"
ROOO
ROOO ROOO OCOOCOCOK
Roooo
roooo coockckck
[10:38
AM]
That's
a rooster crow?
[10:38
AM] Mr. Brown.:
trying
hard to type that out
lol
i
can actually do it
but
not type it
[10:39
AM]
Well...
"Roooo" doesn't really evoke much
I'd
go with ERR eh ERR eh ERrrrrrrrrrrrr to be safe
[10:40
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Roork
rooork rook micky
[10:40
AM]
Minnie
Mouse with morning sickness?
(10
minutes, no response – Mr. Silver)
...and
that...ended that...
8:-D
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