Sunday, December 22, 2019

577 - Creepstache, The Right To Go To Jail, "That Time An Ole Miss Donor Visited At Night", and Ho Ho Ho Green Fashion

[4:00 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I'm going HAM on this mustache
goin like extra creep
i had my hair all slicked back out of the shower and i looked like a child murderer
[4:03 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Why do they have a look
Just crazy lol
[4:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
they look creepy
[4:06 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
peodo
Has a stash for some reason
[4:11 PM] 
Peodo...the 5th hobbit that went with The Fellowship of the Rings that no one wanted to talk about.
[4:12 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
every shire has one
[4:13 PM] 
(Elrond) "Welcome to Rivendell!"
"Elves!"
"Food!"
"Music!"
"Look at the gardens, Mr. Frodo!"
"...need a baby sitter?"
(Elrond) "Uh...um..."
[4:15 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Where's the playground?"
"And what's the dress code around here?"
[4:20 PM] 
"I love kids."
(Elrond)  "Uh.  I'd wondered.  You know, I've not seen a halfling with a mustache before.  It could use some trimming…it looks kind of…"



[1:29 PM] 
"Activist With Over-Inflated Alternative Sense Of Personal Rights Morals and Ethics Gets Nailed Acting On One of His Other Opinions"  -  https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/09/3d-printed-gun-pioneer-cody-wilson-accused-of-having-sex-with-underage-girl/
[1:30 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Now he's going to invent an "underage girl printer"
[1:31 PM] 
There ya go!  Perfect solution.
[1:31 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Realistic
[1:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
That gun he's holding looks dumb as hell
This is America, just buy a gun
[1:35 PM] 
Oh, but it should be everyone's right to print an unregistered lethal weapon that won't show up on scans at security stops.  Because of the 2nd Amendment (which doesn't mean anything like gun nuts and the NRA says it does.)
Right to bear arms and right to take advantage of underage girls. They're in the Constitution, cop.  Its number 2 and, like, number 9 in the Bill of Rights.”
[1:36 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The NRA is against it because gun manufacturers will lose money i figure
[1:36 PM] 
NRA has to be for it because they're hypocrites if they aren't
[1:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yes



[9:16 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Read the post that guy made
The pictures could be just barely racist cause its only pics of black people, but what if that is all who was there? lol
Also i don't understand dresses that show almost everything
might as well wear nothing
hehe
[9:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I would assume that any university is going to have scantily-clad women going to parties
[9:21 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I see what his text is saying
He was not seeing any police presence where he happened to be
But he took pictures of random people to try and prove it
lol
[9:21 AM] 
He did not
He posted two pictures of black women in party dresses, implying they were a problem the police should have taken care of.
[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Why would those women need police presence though? Unless he thought they were hookers
[9:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yeah
possibly
[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The cops can't do anything about short skirts and cleavage, this is America
[9:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
nope
But still on the subject of dresses like that, why even bother?
Just walk out nude at that point
[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Well, that *is* illegal
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
"illegal"
hehe
Colleges have naked runs
They can go topless
That is legal in some places, but nobody does it
[9:24 AM]
"Good LORD.  This is a COLLEGE town!  Where's the boaters, ukuleles and the bearskin coats?"
Clearly Edwin Meek hasn't spent any time in a college town after a game for longer than I've been alive.
Those photos are extremely tame
[9:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I mean it's a college in Mississippi
the dumbest state in the union
[9:31 AM] 
"Outrageous!  I propositioned both of them and they said something about bee whacking and that they were just walking home!"



[10:15 AM] 
Welp...just got the awards banquet invite
Not sure i have anything to wear, honestly
[10:16 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
just wear a nice collard shirt
lol
[10:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Wear something backless
[10:17 AM] 
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
nice and leafy
high neck line
[10:18 AM] 
"What the Hell are you wearing, Silver?  My God...is it just glued to your chest?"
(looks across room at another person wearing backless collard greens) "This is SO embarrassing.  The woman at the grocery said this was an exclusive original."
[10:21 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I guess I should have added the carrot like they told me
[10:21 AM] 
Be on E! Channel's "Who Tossed it Better" fashion review.
"So is it him?  Or him?  It's NEITHER!  Check out Will Smith in collard greens at the premier of his new film! "
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Is yours from Olde Fields?”
Nope from farmer's fields”
Oh, I've heard of them”
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[10:23 AM] 
That's a wonderful outfit.  I think we have a winner.
[10:23 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
[10:24 AM] 
LOL
[10:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
hehe
[10:28 AM] 
That's basically me at most uptight events anyway
[10:33 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Just keep answering everybody with Yo ho ho
[10:34 AM] 
I'm not sure backless is for me
[10:34 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I accept this award   yo ho ho”
[10:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
at the very least wear a bolo tie
[10:34 AM] 
Ho.  It's Ho ho ho. 
Green Giant went to the Santa school of laughter
Yo ho ho” is the Long John Silver method
[10:35 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I thought green giant was yo ho ho
[10:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I'll buy you a bolo tie if you wear it
[10:35 AM] 
[10:36 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
made it up in my head then
lol
[10:36 AM] 
To prevent confusion I'll put on a pirate hat
And red ermine-lined pants with big black boots
"Hmm?  No...I don't THINK I'm dressed like anyone.  What a silly notion.  Arr!  Yo HO HO HO!"
[10:36 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
"I'm Peter Pan"
ROOO ROOO ROOO OCOOCOCOK
Roooo roooo coockckck
[10:38 AM] 
That's a rooster crow?
[10:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
trying hard to type that out
lol
i can actually do it
but not type it
[10:39 AM] 
Well... "Roooo" doesn't really evoke much
I'd go with ERR eh ERR eh ERrrrrrrrrrrrr to be safe
[10:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Roork rooork rook micky
[10:40 AM] 
Minnie Mouse with morning sickness?
(10 minutes, no response – Mr. Silver)
...and that...ended that...
8:-D

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