[12:38
PM]
[12:38
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Been
searching instead of using it
I
can break physics
lol
[12:38
PM]
By
the level 2 version I was meh
By
level 3 I was "what a load of Horse Sh-" and self-ranted
about physicists needing to have a logician sit in on these things.
Lets
try level 4.
We have 2 boxes with a physicist in each...and a
monitoring scientist outside each one.
And
inside the boxes is a poison capsule
And
outside the boxes is a poison capsule.
Now
Set
all of them off
And
find something better to do.
[12:59
PM] Mr. Blue:
Well,
i don't understand Schrodinger's Cat, so why would i understand this?
[1:00
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Its
just them trying to show how you don't know what is in the box while
knowing what was put in the box
until
you open it you don't know if anything has changed
[1:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
It
claims that both possibilities exist simultaneously in reality until
opened
which
is not true
[4:03
PM]
Totally
missed the Schrödinger's Cat thing after I got back from training.
Also
Hitler vs Lenin is hilarious!
Point
of the cat thing is there are all these conditions the content of the
box CAN be in
But
you only see the box
[4:04
PM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
[4:05
PM]
You
know there is a cat in it
You
know it was alive when put in
You
know there was a poison bomb put in
You
know there was a random trigger put in
But
until you open the box, you have no idea if the cat is alive or dead
[4:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
[4:06
PM]
So
It's
"both"
Realistically
no, but in terms of the experiment, you have to treat it as "both"
[4:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
mean i guess
but
there are an infinite number of other possibilities
[4:07
PM]
There
you go. It's all the potential
So
Here's
kinda why the example came about
You
take an atom of hydrogen
O
(← atom of H)
There's
the "box"
In
that box is 1 electron...somewhere
.
(← the electron)
It
could be anywhere in that box
AND
You
can find out where.
But
as soon as you look, you get a result and some of the other info
can't be measured anymore
Like
how fast it was moving or what direction it was going
Its
all lost
You
could also figure out Direction - but lose the ability to find speed
and location.
Or
you could figure out Speed...but lose location and direction
All
lost as soon as you establish
[4:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
see
[4:11
PM]
And
that really messes up some of the math
But
if you treat the electron as just "in there"
You
can figure out other things.
One
of the most bizarre theories I've ever read on topic -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe
And
now I'm leaving.
[3:52
PM]
It
comes into my mind occasionally...especially when listening to
Catholic atonal droning on the radio in passing...
That
if I were a god, there's little I'd find more irritating than people
worshiping me.
Acknowledge?
Fine
Admire?
Fine
Ask
for a hand occasionally? Fine
[4:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
It
makes God seem anything but omnipotent
More
like petty
Which
is why I'm comfortable leaning agnostic atheist... I doubt a god
would care anyway
[4:08
PM]
Well
as an agnostic atheist that would basically be par
Just
clip off the "would care anyway"
[4:09
PM] Mr. Blue:
yes
[4:10
PM]
"In
the Beginning, God got his new PC and couldn't figure out the setup
poster and called His only Son to help hook it up.”
And
He flipped the switch and it lit up.
[4:11
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Be
more like He started with one PC as an adolescent, got angry at it
and broke it
Got
another one and He's much older now and asked for help from his son
[4:11
PM]
“And
His Son told Him how to turn it back off, and He saw that He got it
and that was good.”
[4:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
You're
good with the Bible-Speak riffs. Not sure why I can't do that
[4:13
PM]
“And
that was the first day...and the Son said aren't You gonna do
anything with it?"
“And
God said "The Guy said I could return it by the 7th day, and all
this stuff has Me flustered."
(I'm
sure you can see where this is leading by Day 7)
[4:15
PM] Mr. Brown.:
By
day 7 its got viruses and God has given up?
[4:15
PM]
"And
by the 8th day, God realized He messed up and had to keep it"
[4:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
"And
on day 2 God downloaded Weatherbug, rendering His browser useless."
[4:16
PM] Mr. Brown.:
On
the 3rd day got got a pop up that this is The Universe saying there
is an issue with an infection, call this number
[4:17
PM]
"And
God said you can use any app but Britannica Online Apple Edition, and
the Son said 'this is Windows', and the Lord said 'it's not an
Apple?"
[4:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
"And
on day 4 God had his only Son's friend, Steve, setup email for him.
He warned Him not to open anything from anyone He didn't know."
[4:18
PM]
We
started too late. This is a fun one.
:D
[4:18
PM] Mr. Brown.:
on
the 5th day god did a system restore back to day 2
[4:22
PM]
"And
God installed SIM Earth and set the map to Enormous but only worked
on one little patch and just kept clicking the Add Creature buttons
and not seeing any show up because he was zoomed out to the Globe
screen. And the Son said 'you're not doing it right...click
the minus sign...there...up THERE. Click...like...5000%'."
[4:22
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[4:23
PM]
"And
the Son did sigh and said to restart but God said it was good and he
was going to work with the creature creator tomorrow"
"And
God created a little version of himself and the Son said 'oh please,
really?"
“And
God said look I'll make one of your Mom. And the Son said
'DAD!'. I suppose you're going to put of Me in there too.
And God said "maybe later"
[4:24
PM] Mr. Brown.:
and
the little version walked off a cliff so he had to recreate it
[4:29
PM]
“And
the two sims weren't doing what He commanded and he right-clicked and
deleted them.”
"And
God came back after a while and the two little people weren't in the
trash where they were supposed to be anymore and there were copies
all over and He said 'How did THAT happen?" And the Son
checked the settings and Free Reproduce was checked and said 'they're
messing up your whole game. I told You'."
"And
God opened the Disasters panel and said 'I can fix My Creation.
I'll just set Flood to max at 40 and they'll drown."
[4:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[12:05
PM] Mr. Brown.:
and
so all the creatures of the sim were speaking in such a babble that God's son was called to help and he suggested a disk clean up.
[1:34
PM]
"and
God said He was messing with the Language settings and told His Son
to look how funny it is when cranked to 100. And His Son said
You're gonna break it."
(later...)
[2:30
PM]
Sadly,
all these "God's PC" jokes require alluding to one of the silliest things
Christian Theology ever proposed and sects subscribed to...
Specifically
Jesus existing before he existed
I
could go through a pile of "logic" but the grand conclusion
is...well...ridiculous.
You can't
have a prefect tri-partite God if He wasn't perfect back to the
beginning of time, so Jesus and the Holy Spirit had to be there the
entire time.
Simple!
Screw
the paradox that He couldn't have the kid with Mary if that was true.
It's
only the entire foundation of the faith.
The
3-in-1 package deal was made up later by people who couldn't find
anything better to do.
[2:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
if
it was a movie script it'd have been thrown out
[2:39
PM]
(Bible
fanboy webcast) "Plooooooot hoooooole! Check dis
shit out and you tell me wassup with this noise!"
No
Title
Christians
profess "one God in three divine persons" (God the
Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost). This is
not necessarily to be understood as a belief in (or worship of) three
Gods, nor as a belief that there are three
subjectively-perceived "aspects" in one God, both of
which the Roman Catholic Church condemns as heresy. The Catholic
Church also rejects the notions that God is "composed" of
its three persons and that "God" is a genus containing
the three persons.
The
heretics haven't chimed in on this particular wiki...probably because
they don't care
[2:40
PM] Mr. Blue:
It's
a quick rewrite to the script cuz the guy they hired to play the Son
died before filming was over.
Biblical
“Game of Death”
[2:42
PM]
(script
writer #1) “How about a Marx Brothers style mirror gag where
Father, Son, and Holy Spirit all walk into the same room and start
mimicking each others moves?”
(script
writer #2) "Nah...they'd all be perfect at it..."
(producer
watching dailies) "Stop it. Stop it! FREEZE the
FILM! What IS this?"
(director)
"It's a comic bit. None of them are supposed to be in The
Virgin Mary's room, right? But they all sneak in at the same
time and see each other and they're all God, right? So they
think they can convince each other they're in front of a mirror and-"
"Why???"
"Well
it's funny. See, they try to imitate each others' moves to
trick the ot-"
"They're
GOD! He's not gonna make a mistake! This isn't funny!
And how can THEIR kid...who ISN'T BORN YET...be there? And what
is Jesus there for anyway? To conceive Himself??? What are you
pervs peddling here? Who added this?"
"But!"
"Cut
it and and follow the source material!"
[2:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
No
surprise the 4-way incest scene was a hit in the Middle East
[2:56
PM]
hehe
[3:02]
So
going with the whole God at a PC thing
God
is the programmer/user...the Holy Ghost is the mouse pointer...Jesus
is the Sim
God
is left handed, in this case...
Holy
Spirit sits at the left hand of God...which is on the mouse.
So
that means he must move The Jesus with the arrow keys on His right
hand, which oddly enough are in the configuration of a...oh...hmm...
(makes the sign of the arrow keys... Up Down Left Right)
Up to Heaven/forward
Down to Earth/back
Isn't
it miraculously unlikely how these gags work out?
Sort
of like all the adventure games and such that I write from whole
cloth only to find out there are matches to stuff that already exists
when I start researching for details.
Like...names
and histories and dates and locations that fall into place that I
knew nothing about before I wrote the plot.
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