[1:27
PM]
Rare
word popped in my head. I finally remembered it long enough and
was at a computer to look up where the heck it comes from
“longshoreman”
I
knew it was a ship thing - loader/unloader.
[1:27
PM] Mr. Brown.:
longs
horeman
hehe
[1:27
PM]
"Fine...where
does it come from?"
It
was derived from “man-along-the-shore”
Bloody
Americans...
And
Canadians.
Proper
Queens English is to properly misspell the Spanish word as
"stevedore"
which...
Means...
"a
man who stuffs"
Bloody
sailors...
(https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
– Mr. Silver)
[8:59
AM] Mr. Blue:
From
the pidgin hot pages...
“Anoda
woman don die afta 'Brazilian bum-bum' to add extra ikebe”
[9:01
AM]
Can
you tell what ikebe is?
[9:02
AM] Mr. Blue:
Butt,
i think
[9:02
AM]
Nod
The
headline on the home page was different than the article
She
don go get big bum bum an die
My
finest pigin
I
think you need to be a young, fit, attractive Brazilian woman for
that to look good.
Just
sayin'.
[9:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
And
i think if it doesn't come naturally the surgery is worthless
[9:08
AM]
Granted
a flat tush isn't generally considered appealing on anyone, but going
for an artificial bubble butt is...
Yes.
Takes genetics just like anything else.
“Before
we slap a layer of fat on your ass and hope for the best, would you
consider this recording of the "Buns of Steel Workout" one
last time? 'Cause really...I mean... (points at Brazilian babe
photo) ...that... isn't fat."
[9:27
AM]
Agent
address
535
HIPPS TER
TOWNSVILLE
[9:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
heheh
[9:27
AM]
"You
probably won't be able to find the house...it's kind of obscure."
[9:28
AM] Mr. Blue:
A
whole street of baristas and micro brewmasters with gender studies
degrees
[9:28
AM]
lol
"I
going to need a higher upload speed at home...after hours I use it to
transmit music from vinyl to my vlog and it's buffering."
[9:31
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
saw a picture of some guy waiting in line at a Starbucks that was
captioned something like "peak hipster". He was wearing
onesie pajamas with actual feet in the pajama pants. It had, like,
dinosaurs on it
[1:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
What's
new with your neighbor
Still
mowing his lawn obsessively?
[1:35
PM]
He
stopped doing it ... maybe after I pointed out within earshot that
his lawn was thin with dead patches and ours looked better
It
never did recover, really
I
should seed it with something weird when he can't notice.
[1:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
you'd
think by now we'd have come up with grass that's something other than
green.
Like
red
[1:38
PM]
[1:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
guess it's one thing to change the color of a fruit or flower and
another to change the color of the leafy part of a plant on account
of the chlorophyll and whatnot
That
vetiver one would look pretty ugly in patches on someone's yard.
[1:49
PM]
I
was wondering if tumbleweed would take. That stuff is
impossible to get rid of.
[1:49
PM] Mr. Blue:
What
if you just piled tumbleweed around his house overnight?
[1:53
PM]
That
Is
AWESOME!
Man!
I'd go to PRISON for importing that!
It's
beautiful!
[1:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
None
of the pictures look real
Looks
like a regular picture someone used some kind of photoshop brush on
haphazardly.
[2:00
PM]
This
has to be fake...it's from Australia and doesn't kill anyone
[2:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
Its
not even poisonous
[2:13
PM]
Too
right
[2:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
Makes
me itchy just looking at it
[2:14
PM]
REAL
Australian lawn plants are things like Night Strangler Kudzu
"Just lock
yer windows at niaht, sport!"
[2:27
PM]
It's
like the Saudi's watched a Connery era Bond and thought grabbing this
Khashoggi guy would go unnoticed.
[2:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
this is weird
It's
so easy to kill someone, and yet they picked a very noticeable and
inefficient way
[2:41
PM]
I
think they just hired folks who forgot people watch every damned
thing now.
"We
have no idea where he was."
"Well...he
was filmed walking in your building with you."
"I
mean we have no idea what happened after he walked in."
"Well,
he was texting and suddenly stopped answering the instant he walked
in."
"...
He must have left. We didn't do anything."
"We
know he didn't leave."
"He's
hiding?"
"We
thought so too, until someone using a Saudi IP from the location sent
a film of the torture and murder to a Turkish buddy."
"...
... ... typo?"
[3:23
PM] Mr. Blue:
Speaking
of doing weird things to journalists... wonder whatever happened to
that submarine guy
[3:24
PM]
Pled
guilty I think. Haven't heard the submarine thing in a while
[3:29
PM] Mr. Blue:
So
that guy built a freaking submarine just so he could sexually
assault, torture and kill a woman and get away with it and he
literally didn't even make it back to land without being arrested.
[3:31
PM]
[3:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[3:43
PM]
Here's
the deal though...just think of the exclusive club we're talking
about.
She
is - quite likely - the only woman who will ever be brutally murdered
and dismembered on a private submarine.
[3:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
she's
got a wikipedia article now
[3:46
PM]
I
mean... "murdered on a submarine" is probably already an
extremely low number compared to nearly every other type of ship
Add
"woman" to that
There
might be a couple.
And
then "civilian"...she's probably alone but future history
is long.
Add
"Private"
Fine...we'll
have maybe one more in the next few hundred years.
"Home
built"?
Good
God – Never ever unless a home-built-private-submarine-woman-murder
cult is formed.
That's
qualifications for a Horrorscope prediction
Extraordinary
death circumstances such as these always make me remember the Onion
Horoscope "The true circumstances of your demise will be so
horrifying that law enforcement will lighten the blow on your family
by telling them you were sodomized to death by half of a horse"
[9:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
“Bladerunner
2018” https://goo.gl/maps/JfrkGdbeDpw
[9:53
AM] Mr. Brown.:
hah
[10:07
AM]
That's
quite the building
[10:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
It's
a casino
[10:13
AM]
yep
They
have another interesting glass something if you turn around
Not
really sure what it's intended to be...drove all around. Some
sort of park with water feature yet stairs going underground?
Just
a part of "Hotel Wynn"?
Ah...clever
You
can't get in from outside unless you walk across the lawn. I
assume the intention is you're supposed to walk to it from
underground from whatever hotel owns it.
Naturally
there's a student-looking fellow taking a shortcut
[11:02
AM] Mr. Blue:
the
glass things looks like they're to cover mechanical things related to
the fountains
[11:02
AM]
You
can see public use designed stairs in each. They're observation
points. No apparent door out
[11:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
oh
you're right
it's
pedestrian underpasses for the hotels / casinos
what
sparked my interest was this picture which i thought was fake.. does
look a bit edited but seems mostly real
https://external-preview.redd.it/QLTnzubH7ozz8QphDuIquQyJkKC2svrf5uf9SHskMNw.jpg?width=512&auto=webp&s=82cb89ba2eb084e4c54b03d05b988d1bcc6d56bd
[11:13
AM]
That
is a magnificent photo, Mr. Blue
I'd
think people not used to it walking down the street would get vertigo
and drift left
[11:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
yeah
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