Wednesday, January 1, 2020

580 - "Stuff Ship, Man", Bad Bum-Bum, Hipsterville, Hostile Landscaping, Amazingly Awful Murders, and Extra-Dimensional Architecture

[1:27 PM] 
Rare word popped in my head.  I finally remembered it long enough and was at a computer to look up where the heck it comes from
longshoreman”
I knew it was a ship thing - loader/unloader. 
[1:27 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
longs horeman
hehe
[1:27 PM] 
"Fine...where does it come from?"
It was derived from “man-along-the-shore”
Bloody Americans...
And Canadians.
Proper Queens English is to properly misspell the Spanish word as "stevedore"
which...
Means...
"a man who stuffs"
Bloody sailors...



(https://www.bbc.com/pidgin – Mr. Silver)
[8:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
From the pidgin hot pages...
Anoda woman don die afta 'Brazilian bum-bum' to add extra ikebe”
[9:01 AM] 
Can you tell what ikebe is?
[9:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Butt, i think
[9:02 AM] 
Nod
The headline on the home page was different than the article
She don go get big bum bum an die
My finest pigin
I think you need to be a young, fit, attractive Brazilian woman for that to look good.
Just sayin'.
[9:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
And i think if it doesn't come naturally the surgery is worthless
[9:08 AM] 
Granted a flat tush isn't generally considered appealing on anyone, but going for an artificial bubble butt is...
Yes.  Takes genetics just like anything else.
Before we slap a layer of fat on your ass and hope for the best, would you consider this recording of the "Buns of Steel Workout" one last time?  'Cause really...I mean... (points at Brazilian babe photo) ...that... isn't fat."



[9:27 AM]
Agent address
535 HIPPS TER
TOWNSVILLE  
[9:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heheh
[9:27 AM] 
"You probably won't be able to find the house...it's kind of obscure."
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
A whole street of baristas and micro brewmasters with gender studies degrees
[9:28 AM] 
lol
"I going to need a higher upload speed at home...after hours I use it to transmit music from vinyl to my vlog and it's buffering."
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I saw a picture of some guy waiting in line at a Starbucks that was captioned something like "peak hipster". He was wearing onesie pajamas with actual feet in the pajama pants. It had, like, dinosaurs on it



[1:33 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
What's new with your neighbor
Still mowing his lawn obsessively?
[1:35 PM] 
He stopped doing it ... maybe after I pointed out within earshot that his lawn was thin with dead patches and ours looked better
It never did recover, really
I should seed it with something weird when he can't notice.
[1:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
you'd think by now we'd have come up with grass that's something other than green.
Like red
[1:38 PM] 
[1:41 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I guess it's one thing to change the color of a fruit or flower and another to change the color of the leafy part of a plant on account of the chlorophyll and whatnot
That vetiver one would look pretty ugly in patches on someone's yard.
[1:49 PM] 
I was wondering if tumbleweed would take.  That stuff is impossible to get rid of.
[1:49 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
What if you just piled tumbleweed around his house overnight?
[1:53 PM] 
That
Is
AWESOME!
Man!  I'd go to PRISON for importing that!
It's beautiful!
[1:56 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
None of the pictures look real
Looks like a regular picture someone used some kind of photoshop brush on haphazardly.
[2:00 PM] 
This has to be fake...it's from Australia and doesn't kill anyone
[2:13 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
Its not even poisonous
[2:13 PM] 
Too right
[2:13 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Makes me itchy just looking at it
[2:14 PM] 
REAL Australian lawn plants are things like Night Strangler Kudzu
"Just lock yer windows at niaht, sport!"



[2:27 PM] 
It's like the Saudi's watched a Connery era Bond and thought grabbing this Khashoggi guy would go unnoticed.
[2:33 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah this is weird
It's so easy to kill someone, and yet they picked a very noticeable and inefficient way
[2:41 PM] 
I think they just hired folks who forgot people watch every damned thing now.
"We have no idea where he was."
"Well...he was filmed walking in your building with you."
"I mean we have no idea what happened after he walked in."
"Well, he was texting and suddenly stopped answering the instant he walked in."
"... He must have left.  We didn't do anything."
"We know he didn't leave."
"He's hiding?"
"We thought so too, until someone using a Saudi IP from the location sent a film of the torture and murder to a Turkish buddy."
"... ... ... typo?"



[3:23 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Speaking of doing weird things to journalists... wonder whatever happened to that submarine guy
[3:24 PM] 
Pled guilty I think.  Haven't heard the submarine thing in a while
[3:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
So that guy built a freaking submarine just so he could sexually assault, torture and kill a woman and get away with it and he literally didn't even make it back to land without being arrested.
[3:31 PM] 
[3:31 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
[3:43 PM] 
Here's the deal though...just think of the exclusive club we're talking about. 
She is - quite likely - the only woman who will ever be brutally murdered and dismembered on a private submarine.
[3:45 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
she's got a wikipedia article now
[3:46 PM]
I mean... "murdered on a submarine" is probably already an extremely low number compared to nearly every other type of ship
Add "woman" to that
There might be a couple.
And then "civilian"...she's probably alone but future history is long.
Add "Private"
Fine...we'll have maybe one more in the next few hundred years.
"Home built"? 
Good God – Never ever unless a home-built-private-submarine-woman-murder cult is formed.
That's qualifications for a Horrorscope prediction
Extraordinary death circumstances such as these always make me remember the Onion Horoscope "The true circumstances of your demise will be so horrifying that law enforcement will lighten the blow on your family by telling them you were sodomized to death by half of a horse"



[9:49 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Bladerunner 2018” https://goo.gl/maps/JfrkGdbeDpw
[9:53 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
hah
[10:07 AM] 
That's quite the building
[10:11 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It's a casino
[10:13 AM] 
yep
They have another interesting glass something if you turn around
Not really sure what it's intended to be...drove all around.  Some sort of park with water feature yet stairs going underground?
Just a part of "Hotel Wynn"? 
Ah...clever
You can't get in from outside unless you walk across the lawn.  I assume the intention is you're supposed to walk to it from underground from whatever hotel owns it.
Naturally there's a student-looking fellow taking a shortcut
[11:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
the glass things looks like they're to cover mechanical things related to the fountains
[11:02 AM] 
You can see public use designed stairs in each.  They're observation points.  No apparent door out
[11:04 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
oh you're right
it's pedestrian underpasses for the hotels / casinos
what sparked my interest was this picture which i thought was fake.. does look a bit edited but seems mostly real https://external-preview.redd.it/QLTnzubH7ozz8QphDuIquQyJkKC2svrf5uf9SHskMNw.jpg?width=512&auto=webp&s=82cb89ba2eb084e4c54b03d05b988d1bcc6d56bd
[11:13 AM] 
That is a magnificent photo, Mr. Blue
I'd think people not used to it walking down the street would get vertigo and drift left
[11:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol yeah

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