Day 59 - Expanding The Lemonade Market, Confusing Fast Food, Musical Secrets, And Batmanman

1:59 PM Mr. Yellow

I forgot my lemonade in the freezer

Now I have a giant lemonade ice block LOL

2:57 PM Mr. Silver

hehe

A new kid industry

"Lemonade Block - 25 cents"

3:08 PM Mr. Yellow

Yes I had to melt it out of the bottle and make a new one

3:21 PM Mr. Yellow

Gah! It is so freeking hot I do not want to move anymore

3:22 PM Mr. Silver

The lemonade? You melt it with napalm or something?

3:22 PM Mr. Yellow

yep

3:22 PM Mr. Silver

“This have real lemons in it, kid?”

“Yeah, mister. Lemon, sugar, water, Tide and gasoline.”

8:05 AM Mr. Silver
Yo ho ho

8:05 AM Mr. Brown

and a barrel of rum

8:06 AM Mr. Blue

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/07/28/house-panel-approves-bill-forcing-isps-to-log-users-web-history/

Tough break, Mr. Pink.

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

No more porn

8:06 AM Mr. Silver
Yeah...what about the adultophiles?

8:08 AM Mr. Brown

They will know every perv out there now

lol

8:14 AM Mr. Brown

We should start a pirate restaurant that does not serve seafood

8:20 AM Mr. Silver
I wonder. Does Popeye's serve any spinach dishes?
(Answer = Apparently not – Mr. Silver)

11:26 AM Mr. Blue

In school one time we had to make our own water filters out of various household objects

It was pretty easy; I just used cotton balls and two funnels

11:27 AM Mr. Silver

How many deaths?

11:27 AM Mr. Blue

Well we didn't drink the water. We put stuff like bleach and soap and dirt in it.

But mine came out the cleanest in the class

12:20 PM Mr. Blue

There's a twitter account called "oldmansearch", where someone claims they told their 81 year old dad that to search on Google he has to type his search into Twitter.

Tweets include "tv channel about meat", "jane goodall in a shawl", "movies without twist endings?", "how to pronounce juan", "loud loud chirping sound after yawning", "thin divorcees"

12:33 PM Mr. Silver

And IIIIIIIIIII

12:34 PM Mr. Blue

LOVE YOUUUEWWW--OHH

This song gets more ridiculous every time I hear it.

12:51 PM Mr. Brown

(sings) Little red corvette! Au ohhh!

12:57 PM Mr. Silver

"Guess I shoulda known, by the way you tilt the car sideWAYs that it wouldn't last..."

“Little Red Chevette...baby you're much too fat (gotta slim dow-own)”

“Need find some shocks, that are gonna la-a-AH-ast!”

12:59 PM Mr. Blue

Did you know that little red corvette is a euphemism for a small sports car?

(joke - it means a vibrator)

1:00 PM Mr. Brown

lol

I was like “Wait you're wrong”

1:08 PM Mr. Silver
If that was a euphemism for a vibrator pre-song, nothing in the lyrics make any sense at all
The euphemisms I did find for it, though...those work.

1:19 PM Mr. Blue

Clapton's "Cocaine" is a euphemism for drug use

1:19 PM Mr. Brown

lol

Really??

1:19 PM Mr. Silver

Wow...missed that! It's so obvious when you look again!

2:30 PM Mr. Silver

(sings) “Everybody sweat now! Come on let's dance...Daaance!”

2:33 PM Mr. Blue

This song reminds me of Borat Sagidiyev

Because this is seemingly the only American song he knows, and he always seems to think that it *just* came out

3:08 PM Mr. Blue

I heard they're going to film part of The Dark Knight Rises here in the office

3:08 PM Mr. Brown

lol

3:09 PM Mr. Blue

New villain.. a jaded guy that gains super powers by drinking tainted water

3:09 PM Mr. Brown

cool

I drank the water

3:09 PM Mr. Blue

In the script you drink it and die

I drink it and become a villain

Sorry

I become "Troll Man".. I cause minor disturbances on the internet like calling people gay on YouTube or threatening to beat up celebrities on Twitter

Oh, and this cut of the movie is going straight to video BTW

3:22 PM Mr. Brown

If we make superhero vigilantes based off of the Batman method, then if you're scared by something as a child you're going to use it as your identity

Like: scared of bunnies, you will be Bunnyman

3:24 PM Mr. Silver
I'd be The Mummy based on that

3:25 PM Mr. Brown

I would be Batman

lol

3:25 PM Mr. Silver
Batmanman

3:25 PM Mr. Blue

I’d be Chucky or an Oompa Loompa

3:33 PM Mr. Silver
"Traumatized by Batman TV, comics, and film, our hero Mr. Brown, dons the disguise of Bruce Wayne, covered by the costume of Batman, thus becoming Batmanman."

3:40 PM Mr. Blue

lol

3:41 PM Mr. Brown

My mom ran out of a room and left me in there with a bat once when I was younger

I hate and fear bats

Except the flying fox, because its a dog with wings

(Me - "I just realized editing this that Mr. Blue was frightened of Oompa Loompas as a kid." 

(Mrs. Silver - "That explains a lot."

(Me - "Mmm.  Might just be short redheads though."