(Yesterday's entry was unexpectedly delayed by an appallingly long email delivery, so if all goes well you hundreds of loyal readers [ /100 ] might get two entries today -- Mr. Silver)
Mr. Silver
How’s the foot?
7:11 AM Mr. Gray
Vicadin = Fine
Chipped a bone in the top of the arch of my foot
So it hurts if standing or driving too long. Anything that puts weight or pressure on the arch
7:13 AM Mr. Silver
That blows, especially from a misstep
7:13 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah :/
7:13 AM Mr. Silver
Now if you'd done it doing something awesome at a concert...
7:32 AM Mr. Silver
"Yeah, Rob Zombie was working the tap while I was doin' a keg stand, and I slipped off and an amp fell over onto my foot. Great night!"
7:33 AM Mr. Green
LOL... that would be a great night
7:36 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah exactly
Damned embarrassing to say "I broke it walking down some stairs" LOL
(More pencil & paper gaming talk ahead -- Mr. Silver)
Mr. Gray
Once Pennsic is done, Brad said he is all in for D&D
7:59 AM Mr. Silver
cool
Get you guys through the rest of this story
8:01 AM Mr. Gray
YAY
We just keep running off and doing other things and dragging it out LOL
8:04 AM Mr. Silver
Heh "Well...you HAD only X, Y and Z left, but you've effectively forced me to add a AA and BB."
8:04 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
We're good like that
8:05 AM Mr. Silver
"Cool! Hey, what's this island here? It's close; we should swing by to pick up supplies."
"It's the island of permanent death with no saving throw."
"I'm in for that!"
8:09 AM Mr. Gray
Hey, we're adventurers. If you say Island of Death, we go. That’s how it works
If you say "Island of fluffy pink bunnies and boredom" ok, we might skip it. LOL
Mr. Silver
The three-parter I'm supposedly going to write novels for would have been a four-parter featuring a vampire the group forgot about if we hadn't had to move on.
Though the story arch was revisited by a different group for another 3-parter years later.
8:52 AM Mr. Silver
"Once upon a time, my old gaming buddies made a huge mistake...so you get a letter pleading for help."
8:55 AM Mr. Gray
Was it from prison?
hehe
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
hehe
No...More like "You're the rising stars in kingdom defense, and we have freaky crap happening."
9:13 AM Mr. Silver
Lot of fun stuff in that one. It was the origin of the ridiculous group tradition of trying to thwart enemy scrying by covering one's mouth with the left hand and holding up the right like an Oobie hand puppet and pretending to talk with it instead (http://www.google.com/search?q=oobie&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1070&bih=701#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=-g4wTqKUBsrVgQfch8WKAQ&ved=0CDoQBSgA&q=oobi+puppet&spell=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=f327eac876417e58&biw=1070&bih=701)
I let it go on for a long while and then said "you know they probably can still hear you, right?"
But we never stopped using it.
9:30 AM Mr. Gray
LOL Nice
9:34 AM Mr. Silver
There's also the classic "PC overpays" incident where the fighter flips the imbecile bar wench, "Elsie", a gold piece for a beer and: "She grins happily and winks at you, shaking her hips and chest at you." "Oh GREAT! Now I'm being hit on by a toothless bar wench named Elsie!" "Don't be ridiculous! She has tooth!"
9:35 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Mr. Gray
I can’t believe that a state elected a politician named "Flake"
Oh that figures.....Arizona
2:39 PM Mr. Silver
He looks CGI in that picture
He LOOKS like he'd be a character named Jeff Flake in the sort of computer game Leisure Suit Larry was seen in.
2:41 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Good Call
Mr. Brown
King Tut’s curse strikes again at Katzenjammer
9:00 AM Mr. Brown
I was upset about my schedule so I shaved my head
lol
9:09 AM Mr. Silver
Just based on hairstyle, you and Mr. Pink have both been upset about your schedules for years.
9:09 AM Mr. Brown
lol
9:10 AM Mr. Brown
This King Tut’s curse show was on this morning
So I’m reading about it again for the 5th time
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
5x conclusion - "What curse?"
9:11 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah, there really isn't one
9:11 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, people keep connecting deaths that could have happened at anytime to the curse, like the lady in 1995 that visited the tomb and got a fungus infection in her lungs and died, or the original death by mosquito bite
9:16 AM Mr. Silver
Thousands upon thousands of Egyptians have died since 1922! Oh the humanity! It's the CURSE!"
9:17 AM Mr. Pink
The fact that Egypt is pretty much a 3rd world country could’ve factored into some of the diseases/deaths
9:21 AM Mr. Blue
9:30 AM Mr. Silver
So...was King Tut out there at the Nevada Test Site at some point?
9:30 AM Mr. Brown
I would say the radiation lent a hand in that cancer thing
9:31 AM Mr. Silver
Over-exposure to the radioactive "Tut Particle"
9:31 AM Mr. Blue
No, just thought that was more of a "curse" than the King Tut thing
9:31 AM Mr. Pink
The only thing that matters is: was the movie any good?
9:32 AM Mr. Brown
No, apparently it sucked
Mr. Blue
10:05 AM Mr. Silver
(Sings to piano and string accompaniment) "You're in the mood for a dance... And if you're in Strasbourg Fraaaaance... You'll catch the Dancing Plague! Cause was vague! Sixteenth Cen-tur-eeee! Dancing Plague! Feel the beat of your bleeding feet! Oh yeah! You can dance! You can die-ie! Dance til no longer alive! Ooo-ooo! See those churls, waste away, die in the Dancing Plague! Ooo-oooooo, oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooo! Die in the Dancing Plague!"
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
That was surprisingly hard to filk
(But I love doing it. I was so so irritated that I couldn't improvise past the word "century" that I edited and figured out the rest today. Bonus for you! Now I should move on before I feel compelled to finish the whole song -- Mr. Silver)
Mr. Brown
Hey Mr. Pink, how often are you shaving your head?
1:12 PM Mr. Pink
Like every other day, or once every 3 days
Somewhere around there
Once the cuts heal from the previous time, lol
1:13 PM Mr. Silver
Try a razor instead of the cheese grater you've been using.
1:13 PM Mr. Pink
Haha
I bought a new razor blade made for shaving heads, so we will see how it works
1:14 PM Mr. Silver
"Keen! It has a concave blade...look, honey, it matches my bowling ball too!"
1:15 PM Mr. Blue
Did you see that one Tosh.0 where the guy made a helmet that shaves your head?
He installed razors in it that move forward-to-back and then side-to-side
1:17 PM Mr. Brown
Ouch
I think I’m going to get a head shaving razor too, so I stop going and sliding the razor to where I nick myself
I got my ear really good last night and was bleeding for awhile
1:26 PM Mr. Pink
Yeah, we will see how it works. I’ll let you know
I think the site was headblade.com or something like that
1:27 PM Mr. Silver
Headblade.com is where you can get the guillotines and headsman's weapons
1:27 PM Mr. Pink
haha
1:27 PM Mr. Silver
Check their link to neckstretchers.com
1:32 PM Mr. Silver
Perhaps try Nair shampoo
1:32 PM Mr. Blue
Just keep it out of your eyes
2:05 PM Mr. Blue
I want one of these bad boys http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:VW_Golf_Country.jpg
2:05 PM Mr. Pink
lol
Why?
2:06 PM Mr. Blue
Because it's awesome
2:07 PM Mr. Pink
With or without the orange lights on the roof rack
2:07 PM Mr. Blue
With
So people know I’m coming at all times
2:07 PM Mr. Silver
(clicks) ARGH! Its Hugger Orange! It burns us, Precious!
2:08 PM Mr. Blue
And a bumper sticker that says "Don't hassle me, I'm local!"
2:09 PM Mr. Silver
"Weirdo On Board" placard
2:09 PM Mr. Apple
I agree it needs the lights
2:09 PM Mr. Silver
"Fear Everything" decal
2:10 PM Mr. Apple
Maybe add a big wing on the back too?
2:11 PM Mr. Silver
Want a giant scoop for the hood too?
2:11 PM Mr. Apple
Sure haha
2:11 PM Mr. Pink
Put one of those roof scoops like they have on McLarens
2:12 PM Mr. Blue
I just want the most dumpster vehicle ever
And an off-road golf is pretty dumpster
Maybe I can get an airbrushing of a bald eagle, and an American flag in the back window, and a gun rack
2:15 PM Mr. Brown
Maybe I can airbrush an eagle on my head
2:15 PM Mr. Pink
That would be cool
You should just get a tattoo of that on your head
2:17 PM Mr. Blue
Just get hair tattooed on your head
2:17 PM Mr. Brown
I wanted to get a tattoo last weekend but Mrs. Brown would not let me go in the parlor
I was trying to think though; what I would get a tattoo of?
2:18 PM Mr. Blue
You should probably have that figured out before you walk into a tattoo parlor
2:19 PM Mr. Pink
Yes
Alexander Ovechkin on your forearm?
2:19 PM Mr. Silver
A tattoo of a butt on your butt?
2:19 PM Mr. Pink
Knowing Mr. Brown, I’m guessing Chinese symbols or some samurai thing
2:20 PM Mr. Silver
A thumbtack on your butt?
I’ve never seen that.
"Wide Load"
2:20 PM Mr. Brown
No. An Archangel Michael symbol on my arm
One of the symbols for that is a circle with a dot in the middle
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
Similar to a dot with a circle around it?
Perhaps you could get one of each of those
2:23 PM Mr. Blue
I already have two circles with dots in it on me
2:23 PM Mr. Brown
lol
There are also other cultures’ symbols for it too
2:24 PM Mr. Blue
Get a swastika
It means peace in Hindi
2:26 PM Mr. Pink
Get Meatwad and Master Shake tattooed on your arm
Or even better tattooed on your lower back
2:28 PM Mr. Blue
Get two cherries tattooed on your thigh
2:31 PM Mr. Silver
Hey! Get your own face tattooed on the back of your head!
...or Voldemort's
2:33 PM Mr. Pink
haha
(Regarding a local “luring” report – Mr. Silver)
Mr. Blue
I didn't know that straight "luring" was a crime. Though it implies they're underage, it doesn't say so
3:04 PM Mr. Apple
After midnight, downtown, on that street? lol
3:04 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah really, they were probably prostitutes anyway
3:04 PM Mr. Apple
No surprise there lol
3:11 PM Mr. Blue
Wouldn’t it be weird if some young man driving a van tried to lure a couple of older ladies?
I bet they don't report that!
3:11 PM Mr. Silver
"The young man reported that the elderly women waved money at him and attempted to lure him out of the vehicle."
3:13 PM Mr. Apple
haha
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