Day 56 - Bizarro, Perfect For Road Rage, The Ancients Also Knew That Boats Don't Look Like Fish, Non-Intellectual Revolutions, Keeping Cool In South Africa, Detassling?, Cereal Is Getting Expensive, And What Is Up?

Mr. Silver

I finally looked up that contact info you passed yesterday.
Yes...interesting name, on a couple levels

7:01 AM Mr. Green

lol

7:03 AM Mr. Silver

"Do you go by middle initial and last name: El Bizarro? Or does your husband merely have an urge to destroy Superman?"



Mr. Silver
Looks like Mr. Gray is sleeping in with his gamy leg
8:22 AM Mr. Silver
We could take him a crutch and a parrot later

8:22 AM Mr. Green

lol

Mr. Silver
http://www.wired.com/autopia/2011/07/big-game-hunters-vintage-rolls-royce-is-a-rolling-arsenal/

7:24 AM Mr. Green

Nice

Surprised it only has a 6 cylinder though

7:29 AM Mr. Silver

Needs more guns
I was wondering if the rods on the front could be removed and used as footman's maces

8:07 AM Mr. Blue

Thanks for the unmarked bag of pills

8:18 AM Mr. Silver
No problem.
Also be sure to use a dirty spoon and just reuse your needles

8:19 AM Mr. Blue

Now I just need to find a secluded alley to do it in

(Vitamins – Mr. Silver)

9:20 AM Mr. Brown

So I saw something that will be a topic on “Ancient Aliens”

9:22 AM Mr. Brown

It's going to be theories about the story of Jonah and the Whale

That it was actually a space ship he was in

9:23 AM Mr. Blue

Why would they call it a fish then?

9:24 AM Mr. Brown

I guess they are thinking it would be along the lines of a people describing it as something they know

9:25 AM Mr. Blue

Trying to put myself in the shoes of the ancients, if I saw a big shiny thing flying through the air I wouldn't think "fish"

9:26 AM Mr. Brown

More of a USO, not a UFO is the way they are going

9:30 AM Mr. Blue

I think it's easier to just say that the story of Jonah is allegorical and not based on facts at all, because it's impossible

9:30 AM Mr. Silver
Megalodon!
"They drew him forth from the great fish, holding the hand of an Italian marionette of a little boy with a long nose."

9:41 AM Mr. Blue

So this Norwegian guy

I want to hear his explanation for why killing kids is the best way to get your point across

I don't recall any revolutions that started like that

9:51 AM Mr. Silver
Has anyone ever been impressed with the purported intelligence of some of these characters?
Criminal Psychologist "He's highly intelligent"
Everyone else on Earth "Obviously he isn't"

9:52 AM Mr. Blue

It seems he didn’t like the multiculturalism of Norway and the 'invasion' of Muslim immigrants. So you know what? Kill some Muslims then. At least that would make sense

9:54 AM Mr. Blue

"I don't like the logging industry and their destruction of pristine old-growth forests. So to get my point across and bring attention to the cause, I’m gonna blow up a school."

I'm pretty sure that this event will only hurt, not help, his cause

10:50 AM Mr. Brown

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700165941/South-African-man-wakes-after-21-hours-in-morgue-fridge.html

10:51 AM Mr. Pink

I wonder what temperature they keep that fridge at

10:51 AM Mr. Blue

I’m sure it's highly likely that the driver just didn't bother inspecting the body

11:00 AM Mr. Silver

Well...he says he did, but...Occam's Razor

11:01 AM Mr. Silver

"All I remember was wondering "When did we get central AC? This is nice, I think I'll sleep in”."

11:01 AM Mr. Blue

"He kept telling me he wasn't dead, but I figured that was just gas escaping."

12:03 PM Mr. Brown

http://www.wqad.com/news/wqad-detasselers-electrocuted-in-whiteside-county-field-20110725,0,2800648.story

12:08 PM Mr. Silver
There's a key piece of info missing here
What the heck is a detassler?

12:08 PM Mr. Brown

Tops of corn stalks

12:09 PM Mr. Silver
"We were just like detasseling and we heard screaming and all went down hill," said Chevy Conkling.
I can see the ad: “Drive the 2011 Chevy Conkling, with advanced knocking and pinging engine technology and our new rattling chassis!”

12:09 PM Mr. Brown

lol

12:10 PM Mr. Silver
Incidentally, "tops of corn stalks" also doesn't answer the question

12:13 PM Mr. Blue

Detasseling sounds incredibly impractical

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Detasseler_carrier_in_seed_corn_field.jpg 

This detasseler brought to you by the letter F, apparently

12:30 PM Mr. Silver
The “U” field is across the road



Mr. Silver

http://articles.boston.com/2011-07-25/ae/29813317_1_chinese-art-appraisal-asian-art-expert

2:00 PM Mr. Silver

Wow...blows the morion parade helmet I saw outta the water

2:00 PM Mr. Blue

I’d be using them to eat my Lucky Charms

2:02 PM Mr. Brown

Million dollar Lucky Charms

2:44 PM Mr. Silver
What's up?

2:45 PM Ms. Amethyst

Stiff dicks and airplanes

2:45 PM Mr. Silver
Woot!