Day 58 - A Memorial In Ink, Richard The Lionheart Rode In Style, Another Reason I Adore The Danes, Three Brutal Beasts, And Questionable Packages

8:15 AM Mr. Brown
I think it's funny that Kat von D put a tattoo of Jesse on her one side, then she breaks up with him

lol

8:16 AM Mr. Silver

He knew it was over when she immortalized him in ink with "In Loving Memory" in a banner over top.

8:16 AM Mr. Blue

She probably has a tattoo of everyone else already

8:17 AM Mr. Silver

Little gallery with a partially filled set of empty frames

8:33 AM Mr. Blue

Wikipedia says Richard the Lionheart, king of England, only spoke French

8:45 AM Mr. Silver
Ah yes...but which dialect, sir? (wink)

8:45 AM Mr. Blue

Limousin

8:45 AM Mr. Silver
hehe
Land of long French horses

8:47 AM Mr. Blue

And stretch carriages

8:51 AM Mr. Silver
One saddle way in the front for a driver, then a bunch way in the back with a little detachable barrier for in-between

8:53 AM Mr. Blue

Stained glass windows at the back of the carriages that are pitch black

8:54 AM Mr. Blue

I have a think here about watching for suspicious packages. It says to keep an eye out for "ticking"

I think ticking bombs went out with the Turkey Trot, but maybe there's some terrorists out there that like to keep it old fashioned

9:04 AM Mr. Silver
"If you find a black spherical object with a burning fuse and 'bomb' written on the side, step away and inform the local lord, parish priest or shire reeve."

9:05 AM Mr. Blue

heheh

"If you see a well-dressed man with a fedora leaning against a wall flipping a coin, please contact the G-Men immediately."

9:11 AM Mr. Silver
"Note, if possible, if he is or is not chewing on a toothpick, as well as width of the suit's pinstripe pattern, and if he's wearing spats. Details can save lives."

11:25 AM Mr. Pink

Do you know the band Asteroid Galaxy?

They play "The Golden Age" in a commercial on TV. I think it's a commercial for a beer or something

11:27 AM Mr. Silver
Asteroids Galaxy Tour
I like them

11:28 AM Mr. Pink

Yeah

Their one song is really catchy

I've only ever heard of that one song

11:31 AM Mr. Brown

Its for Heineken

11:31 AM Mr. Silver

That's how I found them.

It was one of those things where I expected to look them up and only like that one song, but they have several I like.

11:32 AM Mr. Blue

Yeah, Mr. Silver told me about them

11:43 AM Mr. Silver

As far as the relationship between Asteroids Galaxy Tour and Heineken, I can safely state that I'd follow the beer slogan's advice and would grab Mette's heiney

12:16 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

12:44 PM Mr. Yellow

LOL

12:44 PM Mr. Silver
http://www.google.com/search?q=Mette+Lindberg&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1070&bih=701

12:50 PM Mr. Yellow

Hmm your wife might mind if you follow that advice

12:51 PM Mr. Silver
Certainly possible

Mr. Yellow

Someone in this chat now has a second dog

Pekingese / terrier mix

8:20 AM Mr. Silver
Peeing King of Terror?

8:21 AM Mr. Green

LOL

8:21 AM Mr. Yellow

Last night was "interesting"

The dog only caused half of my stress last night

We had nose bleeds/ pooped pants/ public peeing/ dog poop on the floor and two angry cats

8:22 AM Mr. Green

Good grief!

8:31 AM Mr. Silver
Sounds like a comedy starring Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda

8:31 AM Mr. Green

Married with children... never a dull moment... heheh

Mr. Silver

So...any of you catch "Bert and Ernie Go Brutal"?

2:03 PM Mr. Blue

Not sure

2:04 PM Mr. Pink

Never heard of it, what is it?

2:06 PM Mr. Silver
Someone has taken a couple Sesame Street bits with Ernie and his drums, put on a brutal drumming piece of audio and cut the video to "fit"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

2:07 PM Mr. Silver

Silver Jr. and I couldn’t help but laugh a lot.

2:07 PM Mr. Pink

So its kinda like Slayer goes to church?

2:07 PM Mr. Silver

You kinda just have to watch it

2:14 PM Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_and_Ernie#Internationally

In the Middle East they're called "Anis w Badr"

How do you pronounce "w" as a word?

2:53 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&q=%22horsegirl+of+the+apocalypse%22&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1018&bih=402&wrapid=tlif131187920257810&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

2:54 PM Mr. Silver

Fierce beast

Mr. Blue

http://picslap.com/sites/default/files/field/image/magnets.jpg

3:36 PM Mr. Silver

Snerk!

3:36 PM Mr. Blue

Imagine what a pain that would have been for anyone handling it

3:37 PM Mr. Silver

Its fake.

They never could have gotten it through packaged like that.

3:37 PM Mr. Blue

Ah

3:38 PM Mr. Silver

It'd stick to half the postal processing system.

3:38 PM Mr. Blue

I might do that, just because.

3:38 PM Mr. Silver

Heh

3:38 PM Mr. Blue

Those flat rate box things. "If it fits it ships"

10 pounds of rare-earth magnets

3:40 PM Mr. Silver

"Any hazardous or questionable materials in the package sir?"

"Not until it activates, no."

"I see...any insurance or certified delivery?"

”Could I be tracked with that?"

"Yes."

"No, thanks."