Day 55 - Lions And Tigers, Lyrics Are Oracles, No Budget For Lighting, Rage Dancing For Prizes, And Boffer Badassdom

8:13 AM Mr. Blue

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/24/alaska.bear.attack/index.html?hpt=us_c2 

“Rise of the Planet of the Grizzlies”

8:18 AM Mr. Silver

"Is this part of the survival course?"

8:19 AM Mr. Blue

heh

8:20 AM Mr. Silver

"Well here's your problem...this is 'AXE' bear spray."

(Despite the morbid 'cracks', we're glad no one died.  In contrast, there were no Oslo jokes -- :-(  Mr. Silver)

9:01 AM Mr. Brown

They tried to make me go to rehab and I said no no no.

Then I died

9:02 AM Mr. Blue

I haven't heard that joke yet this weekend

9:02 AM Mr. Brown

First thing I thought of when I read it

9:08 AM Mr. Apple

Did I miss something here?

9:12 AM Mr. Pink

I wonder if Lindsey Lohan is next

9:12 AM Mr. Silver

Amy Winehouse kicked

9:13 AM Mr. Blue

Lohan seems to be a moderate user compared to Winehouse

9:13 AM Mr. Brown

If you write a song about people telling you to go to rehab and you are telling them no.

Then most likely you will die from drugs

9:14 AM Mr. Silver

(Sings) "Oh! I don't feel like goin' to rehab! I told everybody no. They told me I'm going to drop dead, but I just told them I won't go!"

(There. Test is now in progress and I'm screwed.)

9:15 AM Mr. Blue

If all songs were true, Clapton would be in jail for killing a police officer

9:19 AM Mr. Apple

I guess she died as fast as her rap career did

9:20 AM Mr. Blue

I don't know if that was intentional or not, but that was funny

9:21 AM Mr. Silver

(Sings) "Oh! A buncha hot babes with a thing for me, will show up with lots of cash and baby oil and attend to me."

(Crosses fingers on this test)

9:23 AM Mr. Brown

If you do drugs as hard as Hendrix and Joplin then bing bang boom you're dead meat walkin'.

9:23 AM Mr. Blue

Hunter S. Thompson lived to be pretty old

Ozzy's still kicking

9:24 AM Mr. Brown

Well it also depends on your genes

Some can handle it others can't

Billy Idol couldn't handle it so he died once

9:26 AM Mr. Blue

When did he die?

9:27 AM Mr. Brown

Well he is still alive

But he died once

9:27 AM Mr. Blue

When?

9:27 AM Mr. Brown

Umm have to look it up

1:11 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/07/25/2330107/story-of-trapped-chilean-miners.html

So it's just going to be 90 minutes of a black screen and people talking.

1:22 PM Mr. Apple

Why do they need to make a movie out of that?

1:24 PM Mr. Blue

To make money

1:29 PM Mr. Silver

Yup

Wasn't that the one where there was big news that they drilled a small tube through to pass them sandwiches?

Good scene in the black

"No one will be admitted during the "Juan Complains About Getting Bologna with Mayo and No Mustard" scene."

1:46 PM Mr. Silver

They should make a movie about us

1:46 PM Mr. Pink

It would be one terrible movie

1:48 PM Mr. Blue

That hasn't stopped anyone from making movies before

3:24 PM Mr. Brown

Ever have the instinct to just hit something or throw something and you have to fight it or you will break something?

3:25 PM Mr. Pink

You, being a ninja, you should know how to channel your rage

3:25 PM Mr. Brown

I do, but it comes in waves

3:27 PM Mr. Blue

Sometimes I just feel the need to dance

3:27 PM Mr. Pink

How come I don’t see you busting a move in the aisle?

3:27 PM Mr. Blue

I only dance alone

10:01 AM Mr. Silver

"I want to remind everyone about the deadline for your essay on “Why I love working at Katzenjammer”. Remember there are cash prizes!"

Translation – "I'm still waiting for any entries"

10:02 AM Mr. Green

LOL

10:02 Mr. Silver

Sigh

9:42 AM Mr. Silver

So the LARP/horror film looks like a hoot

9:42 AM Mr. Gray

I know.....should be hysterical

With that cast, how can it not?

9:43 AM Mr. Silver

"Holy smokes! A gamer geek movie where they paid real actors!"

9:43 AM Mr. Gray

Yeah LOL

Pat, you SOOOO need to see the trailer for "The Knights of Badassdom" LOL

Bunch of LARP/SCA people (Tyrion from Game of Thrones, Jason Stackhouse from True Blood, and Adel from Super Troopers) at an event. Their "Wizard" gets his hands on a real magic book and accidentally summons a succubus.

9:56 AM Mr. Silver

"I just picked a page at random earlier!"

"Well pick ANOTHER page and hurry up!"

9:56 AM Mr. Gray

All I could think of was "Way to go Presto!!"

(http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/archives/2011/07/25/comic-con_11_larp_movie_knights_of_badassdom_ruled_hall_h_with_a_foam_sword/ – Mr. Silver)