Mr.
Brown
"Fatal
Beauty" is what I’m watching
Whoopie
Goldberg movie
i
just realized she has this thing about playing cops lol
Sam
Elliot is pretty good
Mr.
Silver
Temple
of Doom for us...the worst of the Indiana movies.
Mr.
Brown
monkey
brains
Mr.
Silver
Honestly
some of the effects are quite shameful compared to 1 and 3
(leaving
4 out as CGI period)
Mr.
Blue
i
like ToD.. i think it’s definitely better than 4
Mr.
Silver
Oh
it's definitely fun.
Enjoyed
it thoroughly. (just finished)
I
like them all
I
observe it's definitely the "shortest" of them.
Weirdly
so. heh
Obi
Wan Club to plane...
Plane
on 2 leg trip to probably mid afternoon next day...
Night
in village...
One
night camp elephant trip to afternoon at palace...
Dinner...
Thuggee
shenanigans til next morning...
Win...
Walk
back a couple days...
Roll
credits
6
1/2 days, start to finish
Heh
That's
all inclusive travel time.
The
entire "action" was a 5 minute bar fight, a 5 minute car
chase, 2 minutes falling from the plane and sledding, and one
evening-morning in the temple.
(Mrs.
Silver) "I'd be SO tired."
(Later - Mr. Silver)
It's like
the Star Wars bit:
(Armament
Systems Specialist) "This droid of yours seems a little beat up.
You want a new one?"
(Luke)
"Not on your life. This little droid and I have been through a
lot together!"
No
they haven't...
Like,
at all.
They
directly interacted for about...20 minutes?
He
told it to hurry to the garage
He
cleaned it about 1 minute before a Leia tape played
He
listened to an approaching creature alert
He
watched the video with Obi Wan
He
got on a freighter with it
He
got a prisoner report from it
That's
it.
And
this instilled such loyalty in Luke towards his little antique droid
that he turned down a state of the art military astromech which would
have given him his best chance on a suicide mission.
Mr.
Brown
still
don’t understand how the cold kills the tuan taun
Mr.
Silver
Says
in the beginning it was too cold for the tauntauns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSj5tnNEcg0
Your
Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Han
Solo - Then I'll See You in Hell
Mr.
Brown
right
but they are from there
Mr.
Silver
(reads)
What
a ridiculous idea.
They
were still setting up the base, yet had time to capture and train
wild beasts and figure out proper tack and riding techniques
Mr.
Brown
that
too
hehe
Mr.
Blue
i
assumed it died of exhaustion from Han riding it so hard
Mr.
Brown
possibility
Mr.
Blue
a
nod to true grit
Mr.
Brown
another
thing is how did the yeti or what ever its called put Luke's feet in
ice
Mr.
Silver
In
the blistering cold, the sentient slave species groans out "At
least we're smart enough to go inside at night you moron" before
falling over into torpor to wait for sunrise to revive...
Only
to be cut open by a light saber
Mr.
Blue
lol
imagine
it waking up the next morning w a human inside it
Mr.
Silver
As
for Luke frozen to the ceiling...uh...
Mr.
Brown
the
beast licks his feet?
Mr.
Silver
The
only warm liquid to later freeze would be pee. So...
"Here...you
hold him up this time."
"Don't
miss, I beg of you."
"That
happened ONCE."
Mr.
Brown
Going
outside in the asteroid cave, they would have needed more than air
Mr.
Silver
Oh,
in the asteroid field?
Mr.
Brown
yes
Mr.
Silver
Flash
Gordon space rules
Boba
Fett's rocket pack wouldn't work either
Mr.
Brown
in
general?
Mr.
Silver
My
favorite is Han killing everyone by releasing from the Star Destroyer
before it jumped into hyperspace.
(Han)
"The FTL drive doesn't work...let's see where we can get to on
regular engines. OH! Lando."
(Leia)
"How long will it take to get there?"
(Han)
"Twentyyyyy...nine million years."
Mr.
Brown
C3PO
talking to the Falcon “They're F’d “
Mr.
Silver
(C3PO)
"Sirs, I have the highest durability after the ship, and I'll
still be reduced to dust by stellar radiation before we get there."
(Han)
"Never tell me I'm stupid!"
(C3PO)
"No sir. I wouldn't dream of the necessity, sir."
...that
being said, they could have called Bespin for a pick-up.
Mr.
Blue
lol
Mr.
Silver
Ever
run across a whole pile of documented facts that are pretty much
garbage when you go look?
From
"99 Jawdropping Facts That blah blah blah"
"Despite
its mention in the Journey mega-hit "Don't Stop Believin',"
there is no such place as "South Detroit." Heading due
south from Detroit puts you first into the Detroit River, then in
Windsor, Ontario, Canada."
So
Followup
research...
Now
despite the...very easy habitual English language habit of saying the
part to the south is 'The South' and South Detroit is just as legit
as "South Butler'...
Let's
just have exhibit #3, shall we?
The
weirdness of claiming there is no south Detroit in a
metropolitan area that has one of their areas actually named using
the word "South" in it strikes me as just a tiny bit
anal.
Both "South"
AND "Detroit"...sorry
If
I was Perry, I probably would have said "everyone knows where I
mean and "west" didn't flow."
Mr.
Blue
I've
heard that claim about South Detroit not being real.
Places
with directions in the name aren’t always accurate anyway...
See
Braddock and North Braddock in Pittsburgh
Mr.
Silver
The
probably named it North Braddock because they were referencing
typical chaotic Pittsburgh road signs
(PennDot
guy) "I'm just saying it looks to the east on this map."
(PennDot
foreman) "Well SOMEONE decided its north of here and put up
these signs."
(PennDot
guy) "But...these are the hills...THIS area on the map
should be North Braddock. So...this must be Braddock Hills, and-"
(PennDot
foreman) "Look! It ain't our job to be messin' with this stuff,
just put up the new signage!"
(PennDot
guy) "You're the boss."
6:34
PM
Mr.
Silver
Story
time?
"The
Day My Sweetie Killed A Car"
By
Mr. Silver
Based
on this afternoon.
We
were at the McDonald's near Walmart in (town), having decided to stop
in for a drink and relax.
All
was nice and clear out.
But
there was power in the air...
Whoosh!
Suddenly it is pouring rain, hard. There was a big lightning strike.
All the power failed just for a moment.
As
McDonald's rebooted, we finished and headed out to the car.
Vroom!
Whipping
around the curve at high speed, straight at my sweetie, is a white
Toyota MR2 from the 80s - all sporty and angular!
A
quick maneuver and she was missed and on he sped.
"Slow
down you ASSHOLE! You almost HIT ME! Nice SPEEDING! You IDIOT! SLOW
DOWN!"
If
he heard this through the open driver side window, we don't know, but
if so, he was unfazed.
His
CA license and rear end got to the exit turn and went out of sight to
the right.
We
saw the car whip around right again to go right past us.
And
at this point...
His
rear end started a graceful sliiiiide clockwise.
The
driver - apparently a true idiot as accused - tried to ride out the
spin-out under power.
Meaning
as soon as his tires gripped, he shot forward, into and over the curb
and onto the lawn.
CRACK!
*GrrrIIIND!!!!
Hooting
with pleasure I looked down towards the car as the guy got out to see
what was wrong.
"Serves
you right ASS HOLE! You coulda KILLED somebody!"
"Shhh...he's
stupid and might have a gun."
"True."
"Well
look at that. Damn."
A
simple matter of backing up?
Nay.
The
entire left rear wheel had BROKEN OFF.
"Nice
work, Sweetie."
"I
didn't..."
"Oh
course you did. He nearly killed you and you hit back. I wish you'd
remember to shout some more practical wish when you get that mad."
"Think
it'll be expensive?"
"Oh
God, yes. That thing was vintage. It'll probably cost a fortune."
And
so we took our time driving around the other way to admire the show,
and then went on our way.
The
End
Mr.
Brown
singing
- "I killed a car and I liked it"
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