Sunday, March 15, 2020

593 - Sex Drugs N Symphonic Poems, Read The Snack Fine Print!, Shirking Is 9/10 Of Posession, and "Looks 10 Homicide 3"

[8:51 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[8:59 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Wow! He was a rock star
[9:07 AM] 
"Female admirers would often have their maids disrobe them entirely during concerts so that they could throw their bloomers, shifts, corsets and skirt frames into the orchestra."
[9:07 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
lol
[9:14 AM] 
"The hits kept coming for Liszt.  After the success of "I Want to Kiss Your Hand" came "Adore Me Do" and then "Bebe, You May Assist Carrying My Sedan Chair"
[9:16 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
but then it took a turn for the worse
his fame was getting to him
he started doing snuff and drinking heavily
[9:22 AM] 
"Then in an interview he declaimed he was "More popular than Emperor Ferdinand".  And though it was stated with a nod and wink, nevertheless it was a scandal at court.  Many who actually had copies burned examples of his sheet music as a result."
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
His music was beginning to change
[9:36 AM] 
"Gone were the days when Liszt would process through the streets, pursued by throngs of female admirers shamelessly cooing and calling out terms of endearment.  But things were to change."
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Actually he is a mad scientist that figured out the proper order of notes to drive people to do his bidding
hehe
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think i remember listening to some of his music and not really digging it.. but classical is pretty hit or miss for me
[9:36 AM] 
He retired to become a cupcake
nice pic
Perhaps you had to be there Mr. Blue, for things like him kicking over music stands or setting fire to his piano
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Biting the head off a bat
[9:39 AM] 
Was working up to that one...heh
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Arrested in Rostock for "public indecency" going on stage without a vest.
[9:40 AM] 
"Suddenly - mid-performance - a pair of restaurant waiters produced a table, cloth, crystal, goldware, a pair of candles, charger, and produced a plate bearing a live bat."
"What happened next sent ripples through the musical society..."
"Liazt ordered a bottle of pinot grigio to accompany his bat head... the pairing of a white with a red meat shocked the audience to silence."



[9:23 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Mr. Blue did you read the book yet
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
which?
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Peter and Wendy
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
no
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I borrowed it from Mr. Silver and read it
It was a way different story than the Disney version lol
And he had scary teeth
[9:24 AM] 
Oh yes
I suppose you could call his teeth scary. 
They certainly had an effect on women
(baby teeth...baby smile.  He could conquer them with a grin)
I'd have loved to read a conversation between Twain and Barrie on the subject of little boys as wild animals.  They seemed to share some POV.  Heh
[9:34 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
yes
[9:35 AM] 
Tom Sawyer was a complete bastard
[9:35 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Throw in H.P Lovecraft
Twain well i think that boys by natural design are a little animal in nature.
Yes i agree says Barrie.
H.P. Do they have tentacles?
[9:36 AM] 
(both) "What?"
"Metaphorically"
(both) "... Yeah."
[10:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I saved 1 mochi for each of you to try if you want.. at my desk
have to sign a waiver in case you choke on them
[10:35 AM] 
oo OOO ooooo
:)
[10:35 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
COOOOL
small bites, chew well
[10:39 AM] 
"Local Man Dies Trying To Swallow Sticky Rice Paste Blob"
[10:39 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Just the same as dying eating cockroaches
[10:40 AM] 
I'm dying thinking about eating cockroaches
[10:40 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I'm gonna Cool Hand Luke these mochi
[10:42 AM] 
So that's why you were in so late?  Tardy for Japanese food?
[10:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
nah
[10:42 AM] 
(explains to supe)  "Excused."
[10:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It came in the snack box
[10:45 AM] 
Oh
[10:45 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Death snack box
[10:46 AM] 
(pictures an egg-carton of mochis and 10 gone...Mr. Blue groaning under kitchen table)
[10:49 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[reading warnings] "May cause blindness and paralysis?"
[10:51 AM] 
"Delicious non-edible polymer"
[10:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Display purposes only"
[10:52 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
hehe
That would be the best
Like eating a wax display fruit
[10:53 AM] 
"Sim-Mochi!  The toy that looks, feels, chews, and tastes like the real thing!  Warning: do not consume Sim-Mochi."
[10:56 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
like the Pet Chow rat poison
[11:19 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
That almost makes me want to start smashing rice. Try to make it myself
[11:44 AM] 
"...and you can add warm water and stir to make a hearty rat-poison gravy that rats can't resist!  No!  Down Shep.  You don't want that - it's rat poison."
[11:46 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
And the dog *clearly* takes a bite of it
It even shows his dog on the picture that shows different scales of animals that the rat poison will kill
Rat, cat, his dog Shep, horse
[11:50 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yeah, that is a funny skit!
[11:50 AM]  Mr. Blue:



[11:56 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I've noticed there's a lot of possession films
"the possession of so-and-so"
Usually set in the 70s, odd green lighting, some lady in a nightgown twisting and contorting with cheap special effects
[11:56 AM] 
Hadn't noticed
[11:57 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
one in theaters now is called “The Possession of Hannah Grace”
terrible reviews
Then there's Emily Rose, Michael King, Molly Hartley...
[12:15 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
As long as peeps be possessed there will be movies
[12:16 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Probably cheap to make and easily turn a profit
[12:16 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
there is a fear to it too
They normally will scare most people
I say with that kind of stuff as long as it scares people, who cares about the review because that is what it was made to do
[12:30 PM] 
A good modern parent wouldn't have to worry about possession
"Hey Ablagog. So you're a powerful spirit inside Alice?”
“Yessssss!”
“Make her clean her room and do her homework."
“What? I refuse!”
"Alice is failing at math.  Here's her algebra homework. Impress me."
"I refuse because I'm EVIL" 
"You refuse because you're Alice and didn't do your homework and don't know how to do it and you have a test you're trying to get out of Friday."
"NO!  I'm a DEMON!" 
"Prove it. You and your powerful demon friends do the math and get everything correct then force her to clean up this pig sty. Then I'll believe you aren't Alice trying to get grounded all Summer."
"(Grumble)..."
"And take a shower and wash the vomit off that nightgown."



[1:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
You know what I'm about to say
[1:32 PM] 
You're hot for another cutie killer
[1:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[1:33 PM] 
Funny how only a single photo seems to exist
(There still is - more than a year later - yet I can't prove it's a hoax - Mr. Silver)
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