Sunday, March 15, 2020

592 - "The Plunkards Of Yuggoth", The Labyrinth Is In Neverland, and Mr. Brown Goes Very Deep Down In The Underground

[10:27 AM] 
Client: “Finkbeiner”
A name to conjure with. 
"It's German for 'one who binks feins'."
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
This agent's name is Braun and she's pronouncing it brown
[10:29 AM] 
Apparently it's really "farmer in an area enclosed with pine trees"
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
weird
Farmer is bauer
[10:29 AM] 
Finkbeiner is bastardized
It's really Finkbunter
[10:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
There's a last name on my dad's side.. Plunkard... i can't find any info on it
Like apparently it only exists in the US? How is that possible?
A lot of Plunkards in our area. Mostly Butler County
They just grew out of the dirt around here like mushrooms
[10:35 AM] 
HP Lovecraft's "The Fungi Out of Pennsylvania"
[10:36 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The whole family must've moved here
No evidence it exists anywhere in Europe
[10:39 AM] 
"...and yet young Carter remained bemused by the curious persistence in the Plunkard line on his mother's side defying all verification in the genealogical records.  As if their headstones had appeared - fully formed - from the moulds of Butler County cemeteries. 
[10:39 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[10:41 AM] 
"Nevertheless, the family was there, even if no one could account for these curiosities.  There was nothing for it - he would have to travel to his maternal home and dredge the local memories to uncover any more of the Plunkard line."
Kinda like the idea, honestly
They just...showed up
[10:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
In a town full of other immigrants
[10:43 AM] 
...worried folk who stay away and whisper about how the Plunkards had all their wealth in estate baubles they would only sell in Pittsburgh...never locally.
[10:44 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Gutentag we're the Bauers."
"Cheers we're the Smiths." 
"Bonjour we're the Bernards."
"Hello, we are Plunkards"
[10:45 AM]
Have a gasp scene as someone recognizes a family ring on the hero's finger and claims it was buried on the finger of their great grandfather in 18XX
[10:45 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"It's said the Plunkards emit a green glow at dusk"
[10:45 AM] 
They like to stand in circles
When it gets dry their necks seem to swell a bit and "the dust comes"
"The mysterious odor and the dust is famous in Butler County."



[8:16 AM] 
"Creepy" as it could be perceived, the subtext of Labyrinth wouldn't work if Sarah was older.
It was quite ambitious as a project in many ways
(script review session)
"Yeah, but it's David Bowie in a HUGE codpiece."
"It's symbolic."
"Uhheerrr...."
"It'll work."
[8:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah it's one of my favorites
[8:42 AM] 
(Sarah...struggling to make sense of it all.  Jareth pleading with her to see his side)     
     "Through dangers untold... …"
     "Please.  I'm just saying if you hold onto this fantasy that I'm a domineering sorcerer   
      you can stay here forever and have anything you want, including me."
      (pauses) "Really?  Why didn't you just say that?" 
      "English accent and all the music lyrics?  Perhaps if they were written down." 
      "No, no...not necessary... Hmm?   Yeah, Ok."
(script session)
And they lived happily ever after and we fade out on everyone dancing to the theme.”
"Won't work."
"What? It's great!" 
"Sarah's maternal instincts to protect Toby.  She did all this to save the child."
"Ah...sec (scribbles note...passes)"
"(Sarah - skeptical): "But what about Toby?"
(Jareth – happy): "I can send him back."
(Sarah – relieved): "Thank you!"
...Weeeelll....."
"Or he could say they can raise him together and be happy."
"... ... ... ... NO!  No no no!  We're keeping the end as it was!" 
[9:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
So the other goblins were stolen children?
[9:08 AM] 
I don't think so
[9:08 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
The Goblin King was probably a child that ended up there and now has the power
Kinda like Peter Pan
[9:08 AM] 
Ah
Very good point
[9:08 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
So he never really grew up
[9:09 AM] 
Peter got "whatever he wanted".  Neverland and it's denizens would change if he wanted to play something different.
But he was dangerous, naive, immature, arrogant...
Jareth could be argued as Peter Pan as he inevitably started "progressing"
He would have forgot about Sarah
Or let her die
Or even killed her
Eventually
That was a Peter thing.  Not that you know that unless you read “Peter and Wendy”.
There's some deep dark in that character.
Lost Boys who started showing signs of being too old would run off to join the pirates to have a chance.  Peter usually just killed them.
[9:12 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
After playing with Wendy and her brothers he decided to grow up some more
[9:18 AM] 
Sarah is New Wendy
Except he doesn't want a “mother” anymore
New but similar trick too.
Peter didn't give a damn about her brothers.  "You'll come if I let them come too?  Eh...whatever...I've already forgotten their names."
New trick: "I'll just kidnap the baby and give her a sham challenge to make her say yes."
Sarah landed on her feet.  She defeated Jareth/Peter and kept access to Neverland

(Later - Mr. Silver)

Getting back
Anyone else bugged by the idea that Jareth suggests going to find a lover in the subway if life treats her badly?
[9:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I don't remember that part. I have the movie on DVD
[9:55 AM] 
"Run away... Find someone who hangs out in The Underground all the time."
No...the title music
heh
[9:56 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
You will find somebody in the underground if you run away?
lol
[9:57 AM] 
"Daddy"?
My mind always heard "gotta" not "daddy"
[9:58 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yeah, she is in a drug den
lol
[9:58 AM] 
Wow...there's a stretch
I mean, I know the song refers to the Labyrinth but "The Underground" is...well...The Underground
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yeah
She is saying there is no pain and calling for her daddy to get her out.
She's on drugs
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Is that the ballroom song?
[9:59 AM] 
No, Opening and closing credits
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Oh okay
[10:00 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Especially all the hallucinations she is going through
High on drugs, lost in a subway, sees a bunch of goblins
The baby is not her brother was actually her kid that died
Wow I'm going dark here
dark rabbit hole
[10:01 AM] 
Very dark
[10:02 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Odd part is it kinda fits
High and chasing the one love she had - her child
Man that would have been a twist at the end - her waking up in the hospital
surrounded by family cause she overdosed and they found her.
[10:06 AM] 
"If "Labyrinth" had been made in the late 70s and filmed on the streets of New York"
"Gordon Parks and Ken Russell present "Labyrinth", with music by Isaac Hayes"
"Rated G"
[10:06 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
hehe
Remake it like that
Rated R
[10:07 AM] 
Please don't
[10:07 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Dance Magic
flashing in and out of her just dancing in the subway
[10:08 AM] 
If I ever blog this I'll be sparing the world your heroin-fueled nightmare
(I lied – Mr. Silver)
[10:08 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Somebody in Russia would make it
Then when they do i can sit back and say yep that was my idea
[10:09 AM] 
Straight from post-adolescent psychology right into gritty run-away Hell
[10:13 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Labyrinth by Quentin Tarantino
Sound track by Eminem
Rated R
[10:14 AM] 
Maybe we should change the subject
Mr. Blue has gone fetal trying to get this version of a favorite movie out of his head

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