594 - Maybe ATOMIC MUTANT Crickets, Conan-Fit, and "Skinadu"

[12:36 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

“Crickets could be behind the Cuba 'sonic attack' mystery, scientists say”

[12:36 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

interesting that you bring that up

it was one of the other Legend Hunter episodes i watched on mind control

lol

[12:37 PM]  Mr. Blue:

Guess i should link the article https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/07/health/cuba-sonic-attack-crickets-scli-intl/index.html

but seems like more than just some speculation.. they recorded the actual sounds and compared to the actual crickets

imagine having supposed neurological and hearing damage from... crickets

sounds like a mass hysteria or psychosis.. in 2018

[12:39 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

there are devices that can send sonic sound directly at you but they are normally really loud and walls stop it

[12:39 PM] 

Crickets...

Um...no

Now a directed sonic weapon using cricket recordings?  Hmmm

[12:40 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

that was a thought i had also

taking cricket recordings and using them

frequency could be altered

sounds failure but hurts like hell

[12:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

It does say it has not yet been peer-reviewed

21 personnel who sought medical attention and found that a majority of them reported problems with memory, concentration, balance, eyesight, hearing, sleeping or headaches that lasted more than three months.

Maybe the cricket noise, when indoors or bouncing off objects, reaches a particular pitch or frequency that can cause damage over a long period of time

or maybe the sound was unrelated and they're just having migraines from stress or overwork, and they incorrectly correlated the symptoms to the noise

[12:45 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

yes

[12:45 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

it seems like mass hysteria though

one or two people get a migraine.. which is normal... blame it on the sound

others:  "yeah I've heard that too."  "yeah me too."  "you know, I'm starting to not feel so good."  "me either!"

[12:45 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

one instance was the guy got up, sound went away, laid down sound came back

[12:46 PM] 

"The crickets instinctively choose non-Cubans who are also politically important foreigners.  Scientists still unsure how." 

[12:47 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

I think some Cubans were affected too

[12:47 PM] 

Here's the point

Unless there is a new species of cricket

It's not real

Otherwise we would have been hearing about this since the 1500s

[12:47 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

yeah it's probably not the cricket causing the symptoms

[12:47 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

could have a bunch of them making noise

window open

but unless something magnifies the sound it would not be loud enough

[12:48 PM] 

Say the Castros developed a weaponized cricket. 

How do you control that?

[12:52 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

well in the Legend Hunter episode he talked to a CIA guy about this stuff, and that guy said “if its too sexy don't fall in love with it”

He said it had to be the stress of being there

[12:49 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

It's a hysteria like dancing plagues

or even just a normal amount of people reporting migraine-like symptoms. I'm not sure how big these offices are

[12:50 PM] 

https://earproof.com/wp-content/uploads//Earproof_DB_Chart_2-800x1169.png

and

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20140929-the-loudest-insect-in-the-world

[12:51 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

you ever get a cricket inside.. or even like, just outside your door or window.. it's annoying.  i can't do anything until i find it and move it

[12:52 PM] 

And if you get in 10' they go quiet

had a tiny green bastard pull that crap for days before I spotted him

[12:58 PM]  Mr. Brown: 

there is an invention that can direct voices directly at you

but nobody else can hear them

walls stop it but its cool

they don't use sound waves

I forget what waves they use

but it ends up making sound in the air

[12:59 PM] 

"Este grillo puede subir hasta las once"

[10:43 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

There are YT channels of dudes that *just* do grip training and nothing else

and there are official record holders and everything

[10:44 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

your arms get rather big doing just grip

it works a lot of other stuff

[10:48 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

yeah

it's a weird niche of a sport.. some of them don't even train both arms.. just one

[10:50 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

I'm going to do both

lol

I don't think though you can end up with one bigger than the other but much

other side of body equalizes just might not be as strong

[10:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

there's a term for that.. symmetrical reciprocity or something.. they did a study where they had people do bicep curls in 1 arm only for a few weeks and measured both arms and both bicep muscles got bigger

the one they didn't train didn't get *as* big but it grew

[10:52 AM] 

https://media1.tenor.com/images/909a270526c5366e88fba6380896bf23/tenor.gif?itemid=10230734

[10:52 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

right so it will look normal but not be same strength

that's a good one Mr. Silver

[10:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

at least it wouldn't be noticeably asymmetric

but everyone has one arm bigger than the other

[10:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

yes

since the body is technically one it makes sense it would equalize for survival

[10:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

unless you have a medical condition like that German arm wrestler

https://www.google.com/search?q=german+arm+wrestler&safe=off&rlz=1C1GCEV_en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih_uv1kvDfAhXKs1kKHalQDcAQ_AUIDigB&biw=1187&bih=597

he has some kind of issue though.. forget what

[10:55 AM] 

(remembers conversation about Conan growing up always drifting to the left with his arms stretched out in front of him.)

[10:56 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

heh

[10:57 AM] 

(Chronicler voiceover) "For many days did my master circle counterclockwise through the wilderness, pushing away all that stood in his path."

[10:57 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

"until he came upon his starting point.."

ah

[10:58 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

yeah we had that discussion

hehe

only the strong survive the wheel

[10:59 AM] 

"There he waited until a passing wagoneer picked him up and took him to a point outside Taythok -  City of Dark Perfumes.  There he misjudged his path and missed the gate, and so...he circled to try again."

[11:01 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

"and so Conan started a business as a moat maker, walking an ever deepening path days and nights around towns that needed protection"

[11:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Really the wheel of pain would only develop his legs, torso, and abs

He'd need to alternate to something else for upper body mass

"The Rower of Pain"

we should come up with Conan-fit workouts

tie a bunch of yuppy corporate wage slaves to a wheel and see who survives

[11:08 AM] 

"When I die, I will go before Crom, and he will ask me the riddle of steel abs and glutes.  And if I cannot answer, he will revoke my gym membership to Valhalla and laugh at me."

[11:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

[11:16 AM] 

Nice pic

[11:17 AM]  Mr. Brown: 

The Conan Fitness TV show

Bunch of Conan challenges

“OK you have to escape these wolves and climb a tower of rock.”

“In this challenge you will fight each other to the death in a pit...FAKE death. It's not real don't worry but the metal weapons will hurt”

[11:33 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

heh

[11:33 AM]

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/q17jph/comedy-central-presents-the-world-s-strongest-man-competition

4:10 PM

Mr. Brown

i still say Xanadu remade as a physiological thrill film would be cool

Mr. Silver

Umm...

A physiological thrill film? Like Olivia Newton John naked...or...

Mr. Brown

Thriller

hehe

Mr. Silver

Psychological, sir...psychological

Mr. Brown

oh did not notice the spell correct

hehe

yes that would have been a different film

Mr. Silver

ONJ stars in "Skinadu"

The old showman and the young artist look at their New Wave bordello with pride.

"It's everything we DREAMED. We made it HAPPEN! Kira! Stay with us and perform!"

"O-kaaaay!"
(Zeus lightning bolts hit the pair)

"Girl! Go Home!"

"What about you daddy?"

"You've read my stories...now get home."

(Zeus manifests and enters front door) "HE-lloooo ladies!"