Thursday, June 20, 2019

535 - Women Who Like Women Who Are Men Who Are Like Women, and Funny Names

[10:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Every "lesbian" i know is now in a relationship with a guy and has a kid with them
So that's, like, 3
[10:23 AM] 
Selective lesbianism
"In your case, I'm selecting to be a lesbian...get lost loverboy."
[10:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
In 2 of the cases they hid the relationship with the dude until the pregnancy
So i guess the moral there is don't give up just because they're a lesbian
or maybe they're bisexual but had a terrible experience with a dude
[10:24 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
A lot of people are bi sexual
[10:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
but the hiding thing is weird... like they were embarrassed to be straight
[10:25 AM] 
Could be
What if they talked up being a lesbian for years and it was expected, and it wasn't true?  Be just as bad as coming out.
...going in...
[10:26 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
probably
The one girl even had a "lesbian" tattoo
Like the figures you see to designate male and female bathrooms – it was 2 female figures holding hands
Oh i can think of a 4th example – girl that was actively in a long term relationship with a girl... Then all of a sudden boom – “I'm pregnant, and I'm marrying the father.”
[10:27 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I see the value of being into both sexes, but I just am not built that way myself
[10:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
probably one clue is if the "girls" they're into are like real butch
[10:27 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yeah they like guys, but hate how guys act
that is common
[10:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah
like "i'm a lesbian but i like girls that are basically men"
no you're not.
[10:28 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
My cousin is “lesbian” now, but was a teen preggo first
so that turned her off of guys
lol



[10:31 AM] 
This will perhaps be a shock, but Drag Queens like to sync to Lady Gaga...
[10:31 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
there is always a generational music thing with drag queens
[10:32 AM] 
Drag Baby (as they called the newbie) was a Culture Club / Cyndi Lauper...uh...man. 
"Classical Music" – He wasn't even alive in the 80s
heh
[10:33 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
QUEEN
That was always a big one for awhile
[10:33 AM] 
For drag queens?  No self-respecting queen is going to lipsync a guy
[10:34 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well maybe just for the movie ones then
[10:35 AM]  
>:-( 
As for the Kings.  Boy bands.  And some rap/talker I didn't recognize.
[10:36 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
how old were they?
[10:36 AM] 
They were both good but the one was so peppy.  Voted for her but she didn't win it. 
She was, in fact, the daughter of the previous King.
I'm still not sure if mom or dad
Oh...mom
Emcee used the words "she came out of"
2nd generation Drag King
heh
Majority in their 20s
Mrs. Green and the old king were in their 40s...
[10:47 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Surprising enough, lots of drag queens are not gay
[10:54 AM] 
This is true.



[3:00 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
just commented on one of Felicia Day's posts on facebook hehe
its purple underwear and blue jeans
she is wearing a flannel shirt
so i told her  SO 90's
she also had the pants really saggy
like showing off the underwear
[3:28 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Mrs. Brown will be happy to see you commenting on felicia day's undies
cuz it'll probably show up on her feed that you commented
[3:43 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yeah
all good
She already knows i would bang Reese Witherspoon if given the chance
[3:44 PM] 
interesting
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
thats a star crush
Felicia is just cool
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Just Reese?  i can think of a better option
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I just like her
Yes others are hotter, but i like her
[3:44 PM] 
He wants to see her Withoutherspoon
[3:45 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol
her daughter looks like her too
That was the film that I saw her in and started liking her
gotta ignore Paul, although he would be cool to hang out with
lol
[3:47 PM] 
Splitting Heirs” did it for me and Katherine Zeta Jones
Haven't looked her up in a while



[8:06 AM] 
Agent: A, OLUWAFUNMI
"What do you mean I'm Oluwafunmi?  Do I amuse you?  Am I a clown to you?" 
[8:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heheh
[8:08 AM] 
"Hey, I'm just saying you're Oluwafunmi...you're an Oluwafunmi guy, you know?"
"No!  I don't know!  How am I Oluwafunmi?"
"Hey...Tommy...he's just sayin'-"
"He knows what he said!"



[11:50 AM] 
Mrs. Silver was amused with Kull
"There's blood all over people, but not a single weapon has any blood on it...you notice?"
[11:51 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
i forget what i watched recently where someone was stabbing someone.. but they were literally just wiping the blade on them
and the blade (the side away from camera) just had blood on it
We need to get Mr. Brown to watch Goodfellas so he can riff on it
[11:57 AM] 
:)
Now that you mention it, I guess he never really does chime in on Goodfellas
I haven't see it in so long I probably recall as much as I do from riffing.
[12:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think it helps that the dialogue is so.. simplistic
and the "how'my funny?" scene... Even if you haven't seen the movie, you know it
[12:06 PM] 
yes
[12:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
and other scenes were spoofed on the Simpsons and probably Family Guy
I wonder what the most "even if you haven't seen it, you've seen it" movie is
[12:07 PM] 
Interesting question
[12:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Probably, like, “Rocky”
[12:08 PM] 
Wizard of Oz”...but I can't imagine how high the saturation level is on that
That's a hard thing to test
Have to do a survey to see what super-popular movies people haven't seen.
And then another to ask them to write down what it's about and what happens in it
Reminds me of the net recording with images of the “Friend who hasn't seen Star Wars explaining Star Wars”
Pretty amusing
"And then there's this guy Hans Solo."
"Hans?  Hans Solo?"
"Yeah."



[12:56 PM] 
That is the first time I can ever recall a customer calling me "dog".
[1:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Is he xzibit?
[1:15 PM] 
heh
Actually he was a Smallwood and I got a chill when the name popped
But he was OK, dog
[1:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
where's the Largewood
[1:27 PM] 
Last name: Smallwood. This unusual name is of Anglo-Saxon origin, and can be either a locational or a topographical surname. As the former, the name derives from the place called Smallwood, near Astbury in Cheshire.
There is no Largewood
[1:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
What's that from?
Logan’s run?
[1:32 PM] 
yes
Came up in chatting with Mr. Red a while back
He didn't like it. much
It's one of my "Movie better than book" example faves though
[1:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah, i didn't think it was great
It seemed cheap
Like for something made not that long ago, it seemed like it was made in the 50s
It came out 8 years after 2001 a Space Odyssey
[1:38 PM] 
"Yinz kin tell its the 70s not da 50s cause deres nekkid wimmin in it."
It was a year before Star Wars turned up everyone's sci-fi production values
Its hard to match 2001's
I still think the wormhole at the end was a cop-out
[1:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
Just a helicopter shot with some color filters
[2:09 PM] 
And interminable randomized data streams under kaleidoscope and color filters
[2:10 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
oh yeah
Roughly the same special effects that the IMAX folks came up with 35 years ago
(although those were good enough to make me nauseous as a kid)

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