[12:33
PM] Mr. Brown.:
[12:47
PM] Mr. Blue:
It
doesn't really say that the product even has tobacco in it
It
sounds like some judge just wants to meet Brosnan
[12:48
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Or
they want money – get him to pay a fine
[1:54
PM]
(Brosnan)
"Because I'm an actor and got paid."
[8:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
[9:07
AM]
Lotta
bigfoots
("Shown
actual scale")
[9:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
There
was one 50 miles off the Canadian coast?
[9:22
AM]
There
an island there?
Must
be Moresby or Graham
[9:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
Ann
Valee ecological reserve
looks
like one of those islands that's more bird poop than actual earth
[9:55
AM]
Poopsquach!
[10:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
maybe
he flies there to nest
[10:05
AM]
Related
story...
Friday
I walked to game night.
I
was passing this house and there was a little boy on his porch,
standing in the open door looking at snow.
"Hi!"
he shouted to me
"Hi!"
I shouted back
Kept
walking past.
I
hear him shout into the house "Sasquatch is here!"
(muffled
mom) "What? Close that!"
[10:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
WTF
[10:11
AM]
Heh
Musta
been the brown hat that sits kinda high and the beard
[10:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
That
classic Bigfoot look we all know – hat and beard
[8:53
AM] Mr. Brown.:
So
I saw a article on facebook a few days ago about cops shooting
somebody that shot back at them
Somebody
commented a well trained person knows control - he was talking about
how many times the cop shot the suspect
said
something like one shot is enough
I
just started laughing
One
shot is not enough
You
go ahead and shoot somebody once. See if it stops them
Only
lucky shots do that
Especially
when they are hopped up on drugs
[8:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
Real
life isn't like the movies?
My
favorite is when someone gets stabbed once and dies instantly
[8:56
AM] Mr. Brown.:
yeah
hehe
Or
they pull the knife out
You
stab somebody in the arm it can get stuck in the muscles
Has
to be surgically removed
[8:57
AM] Mr. Blue:
How
do you surgically remove it?
Won't
the scalpel also get stuck?
[8:57
AM] Mr. Brown.:
haha
Usually
they have to go in and cut the muscle then put it back together
[9:05
AM]
(nature
documentary voice) "We have the capability and, daresay, luxury
of watching in slow motion as the lioness leaps on the Thompson's
Gazelle, sinking foreclaws and teeth into the fleeing animal where
they sink and stick...immovable...until others of the pride come to
surgically remove them from the prey's flesh.”
“Had
she adopted a strategy of slashing blows, it would never have
happened."
"This
lioness, isolated from the pack, has been seeking release for 3
days...time grows short for her..."
[9:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
That
oh so relatable problem when you're cutting your steak and your knife
gets stuck in the meat
[9:10
AM]
Try
this...not as good, but ..
http://www.stevebloom.com/images/b/002324-SB1.jpg
But
yes. Puncture wounds can hold on pretty tight
Gotta
keep those insides in...
[1:53
PM]
(van
door cracks open) "Psst... Hey... Science dude... I got the
stuff..."
https://phys.org/news/2018-02-hauling-antiprotons-van.html
[1:55
PM] Mr. Brown.:
hmm
if
annihilated by regular matter, how do you keep it away from that?
Oh,
so you freeze the hell outta them and they are hard enough to keep
from dying for a bit
Dippin'
Antiprotons
[2:32
PM]
Anti-Mattercream
of the Future
You
could suspend it in a magnetic field I suppose.
The
key is to not have very much of it contact very much regular matter
Because...well...
You've seen some Star Trek explosions...
[2:33
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Regular
matter walks into a bar
BOOOM
[2:34
PM]
"My
Auntie Matter walked into a bar, slapped her hand down on the bar
and..."
"...and
what?"
"The
bar and Rhode Island disappeared."
[3:34
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I'm
trying weighted front for the Pinewood Derby car
[3:35
PM]
Weight
in the front hits the bottom of the slope dragging the light back and
is less stable. Weight in the back, the car levers up on the
light end and there's less friction and even some lift.
[3:35
PM] Mr. Brown.:
The
car will go both ways
[3:35
PM]
Silver
Junior's car 1 was a middle weighted and was a pig
His
second was rear weighted and was a screamer. If not for the
drag decorations he put on top he would have gone far.
Not
that it matters
You'll
always lose to the kid who always wins with the dad who is obviously
building his with advanced tools and materials
YAY
SCOUTS!
[10:52
AM]
And
yet...
Maybe...
Just MAYbe...
Maybe evolution
worked out the best way for us to sleep and we stopped doing it.
Like
the TED talk radio program we listened to about running shoes last
Saturday morning.
[10:53
AM] Mr. Blue:
i
sleep on my stomach
even
though you supposedly lose more heat through your back, i feel warmer
when i sleep on my stomach
[10:54
AM]
Ah...you're
in the "world of hurt" category according to the article."
[10:54
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yes
[10:54
AM]
I
can't do it
Hurts
too much
Would
sometimes as a kid, but would have my arm hung over the side for the
monsters
[10:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
also use a soft mattress... If i didn't it'd probably be a little
much on my lower back
I
have this weird feeling where if I'm on my back i don't' get tired
I
just look up and stare
[10:56
AM]
The
running shoe thing was interesting. Guy was an athlete who kept
getting hurt, decided to study running. Ended up checking out
the central American tribe that runs so much.
"I
looked at these guys...and these were 80 and 90 year old guys.
And they were still running at their age through the mountains.
Not like marathon distances...I mean, they were 80-90 year old
guys. No. A marathon is 26 miles, you know.
No...these guys were running 100 MILES!"
Story
got a bit muddled with Mrs. Silver and Silver Junior and I chatting
some
But
apparently the founder of Nike had some of them up to show them off
and show off their new shoe line in marathons.
Made custom
shoes for them.
"They
hated them. By race 2 they'd found a dump and made their own
sandal things out of old tires...basically just short of barefoot.
They blew all the other runners out of the water."
[11:00
AM] Mr. Blue:
Persistence
hunters
[11:01
AM]
Yeah.
That was the premise the talk started and finished with.
Humans
survived because they could run anything on Earth to death.
[11:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
Humans
are unique in that we don't have to stop and pant
We
can run and breath simultaneously
Well,
in ideal situations
So
those African and Mexican tribes would just run down a deer or
gazelle or whatever until it was too exhausted to even move, walk
right up to it and stab it in the heart
[11:04
AM]
Yup.
Shoes
serve a purpose but “running
shoes” turned out to be the worst things for running.
[11:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
yes,
they force heel striking
[11:05
AM]
Meanwhile
we're evolved to walk and run on our toe pads
[11:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
Just
like that article about how medieval people walked funny compared to
the way we do now... toes coming down first
[11:05
AM]
Yeah...interesting
video
I've
tried it several times recently – wondering how funny I look.
Point
is – I have to assume sleep is the same.
Fetal,
on the ground, left side, arm under head is probably what we are made
to do.
[11:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
Perhaps
we were made to move around too – side to side
Sleeping
on your back doesn't make sense from a survival standpoint
You
can't see anything coming
[11:08
AM]
Nope
[11:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
We
probably slept on our sides with our back up against something... a
boulder or cave wall
[11:12
AM]
Critters
just don't show their bellies and groins like that.
A
lot of (most?) ancient burials are in the fetal position.
"Og
look so natural. Want comfortable for spirit world."
[11:19
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
didn't know that
“Sew
a tennis ball into the lining of your shirt on whatever side you need
to avoid.”
Wow,
great idea
[11:48
AM]
Meanwhile,
20 years ago I read advice to stop snoring - "Sew a marble into
the back of a pajama shirt to encourage the snorer to roll on his
side."
[11:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
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