[1:21
PM] Mr. Brown:
Channel
4 spelled my in-laws' last name wrong on TV.
They
put it in as DEMIT
[1:21
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Its
DAMNIT
[1:22
PM] Mr. Blue:
One
time they spelled my friend's name Shane as Shake on the news so he
changed his social media to say Shake Harrison
[1:22
PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
And
so a new name is born of meadia covrage
[1:25
PM]
“Starring
Shake Stonejaw
“And
Jove Damnit
[1:27
PM] Mr. Brown:
“Special
appearance by Shake Legsaw
[1:30
PM]
"Co-starring
Vivian Vavoom as crack reporter Meadia Covrage"
[1:30
PM] Mr. Brown:
Oh
I found a last name in the system the other day Mr. Blue. It was
Whynott
[1:31
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Bye
Fellas
[1:33
PM]
"And
Catskills jokester Bye Fellas as himself."
[1:36
PM] Mr. Brown:
Skeeter
Bugsworth
[1:37
PM]
Bugsworth
plays the role of "Whynott", I assume
[1:38
PM] Mr. Brown:
We
actually have two Whynotts in the system
[1:39
PM]
(looks
to see how many "Howso"s we have)
Gotta
Howski...and a Howson
The
character names of the winter sports instructor and a confused new
dad
[9:34
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
saw an article about a kid in Russia that has been advancing more
quickly than normal since birth and is recalling things from Mars
from when he used to live there.
It
was burnt by nucular war
[9:34
AM] Mr. McGreen:
“Fallout:
Mars”
[9:34
AM] Mr. Brown:
nuclear
And
that the 7ft tall beings on it still live there underground
[9:35
AM]
Well...they're
awfully quiet
[9:42
AM] Mr. Brown:
[9:45
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Were
Martians also responsible for that haircut?
[9:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
That
haircut has some problems
[9:45
AM]
"The
boy – pictured with Russian haircut – is a consummate BS artist
from Mars."
[9:46
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
Marllet - Business in the front, trans-planetary genius in the back
[9:46
AM]
"The
secret is behind the Sphinx's hair, somewhere. It's kind of a
mess."
[9:49
AM] Mr. Brown:
Just
behind the ear, not the nose
lol
[9:49
AM]
That
being said, the legend there is a library hidden in the Great Sphinx
has been around a while, and there have been hidden chambers or
something coming off as hidden chambers detected in it.
I'm
betting he's basically a high IQ sci-fi writer, is what he is.
[9:50
AM] Mr. Brown:
Let
him at at the sphinx
[9:50
AM] Mr. Blue:
Nothing
in that article would even be specific to Mars or the Sphinx
[9:50
AM]
No...article
is empty
Let's
have this list of astounding details, please.
[9:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
Ask
him what the temperature is on Mars, when the Mons Olympus last
erupted, how much water is on it, how long the canal/valley is.
[9:51
AM] Mr. Brown:
“There's
this little brick behind the ear. Push the brick. I don't know
which one.”
[9:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
Sphinx was carved out of solid rock
[9:51
AM]
Eh,
it was modified/restored a couple times on record even in ancient
days
[9:52
AM] Mr. Blue:
If
they tried to hollow it out it would've crumbled
[9:53
AM]
Nah,
it's just a switch. You work the mechanism, the Sphinx's tail lifts,
there's a grunting noise and all the Martian knowledge will push out.
[9:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
There
is a spot in pictures, under the ear
But
I think its just a spot
lol
[9:54
AM]
(Nick
Cage, holding Constitution of Alabama and Napoleon's last pair of
underwear from Elbe) "So the decoded riddle from Section 182
says - The Russian Kid Conveniently Forgot.... The Russian
conveniently forgot... Of course! Alexander Hamilton's
Sunday suit! So it's the one with the Ibis that Lafayette
chiselled off in 1793. (Puts underwear on head, looks though fly,
picks and pushes brick) So obvious...Dolly Madison's ice cream recipe was right all along."
[9:55
AM] Mr. Brown:
Who
was it shot up the Sphinx again?
[9:56
AM]
I
don't think anyone ever admitted it. Last blame I recall, the
French shot it off, but it probably just fell off. It's a
little old.
[9:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
wanna say Ottomans
Pre-French
[9:57
AM]
It's
probably written down somewhere.
"Out
of olives. Get lamb for party. Nose fell off Sphinx
today. Hit 7' Martian with bad hair. Hilarious!"
[9:58
AM] Mr. Brown:
The
only 7 ft aliens I know of are the Nordic ones
[10:00
AM] Mr. Blue:
Now
it's the slavo-mongoloid ones
[10:01
AM]
Heh
[10:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
Here
they are – the human-martian hybrid master race
Easily
spotted by their short femurs and high tolerances to potato wodka
[10:05
AM]
They
are roughly 7' tall if pulled up by their Slavic-style male haircuts
That
whole site needs shared, Mr. Blue
[10:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
found a site, but then lost it, that was called "Russia or
Ohio?"
Someone
takes pictures from people's Facebook accounts and you have to guess
if they're from Russia or Ohio
[10:13
AM]
Looks like that might
be a difficult game...
(later)
[2:32
PM] Mr. Brown:
[2:42
PM]
That'll
be useful, actually. I'm running an anti-alian invaders game.
Never
heard of the draconians being quite so tall
[2:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
like the nordic ones
"We
have studied hoomans and have learned to immitute them exaltly."
Human
but just.. not quite right
Too
perfect, weird mannerisms
Studies
things closely that should be ordinary to anyone else
[2:56
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah
Nordics
would be interesting
Greys
have become nightmare
The Nordics have tapered off and now its always greys
Nordics
musta got the boot from Earth.
I
have had an alien experience
That's
why those movies freak me out
I
never got to see them, just heard them and i could not move
Maybe
that's why my immune system sucks. Stupid experiment they forgot
about.
lol
My
experience was laying in my bed on my belly sleeping. I hear
something and wake up to a humming vibration feeling all around me.
I could look around my room a bit but could not move. I saw flashing
lights, heard mechanical talking sounds behind me just out of view.
The
humming was crazy
A
tingling pressure all over me, vibrating everything
I
may have seen something but can't really remember it for sure
This
came a month or so after my dad and i saw an orange UFO
Straight
up above us - strange shape, glowing and moving extremely fast and
taking angles like nothing i have ever seen before
[3:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
scene in Signs with the alien scared the crap out of me the first
time
[3:03
PM]
Mrs.
Silver asked "What do you think aliens look like?"
I
said "Just like us, some of them."
"Why
do you think that?"
"Because,
based on available mythologies, we were probably altered to match
them."
"Why?"
"Pleasant
to look at servants... Amusement... Sex toys..."
“Sex
toys? Any proof?”
“You
mean besides stories of gods/angels having kids? I'd say most
obviously the conspicuous and unnatural lack of a penis bone in an
ape. We were changed to match their naughty bits, hang around in polite company, and
wear their clothes. Constantly rigid thingies would be a problem."
[3:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
Ah
[3:07
PM]
But
in the end we couldn't be nice to the ones that look like us when
they came around to help us out.
Because
modern humans suck
So
now we have damned Grays all over
[3:09
PM] Mr. Brown:
We
are damned dirty apes
[1:39
PM]
So...house
renovation show down in the break room...
"What's
this in the kitchen?"
"Have
to pull away some wall."
"Uh
oh...some sort of brick structure."
"Better
see where it goes... yup, all the way through to the 3rd floor!"
(Me
- "These people do this work and don't know what a chimney
is? Heck, there's fireplaces attached to it and everything.")
[Later]
"Well,
its demolition day. Kinda worried about taking out that brick
structure."
(Me
- "Oh COME ON!")
[1:40
PM] Mr. Brown:
Gotta
make it dramatic
Or
less not interesting
I
have a useless chimney on the side of my house, there for nothing now
[1:43
PM]
This
one was up through the middle, actually
Still...
Its
not like the USA is unfamiliar with the idea.
"And
every year, Santa comes down through the mysterious brick structure
found in some houses with fireplaces attached."
[1:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
Once
people got furnaces, they used them as vent stacks not smoke stacks
[1:46
PM]
(Bert
from Merry Poppins singing) "Brick bricky brick! Brick bricky
brick! Brick struct-er-oo! A sweep sweeps out structures that
pierce the house through!"
No comments:
Post a Comment