[10:17
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
watched "The Omen"
I've
seen it before
It's
not bad, but on 2nd viewing it doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense
[10:17
AM]
Like
what?
(book
is more detailed, of course)
[10:18
AM] Mr. Blue:
So
they plant the antichrist baby into a prominent political family so
that he can rise up from privilege and take over the world when he
gets older
[10:18
AM]
Yes
[10:18
AM] Mr. Blue:
But
the kid freaks out at the sight of a church?
How
are you supposed to be anything if you can't be within the vicinity
of a church?
So
then he kills his unborn brother, his mom, and probably his dad
too...
How's
an orphan supposed to grow up to be politically powerful?
[10:19
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
never saw the whole movie so I don't know. I think its on Netflix
[10:19
AM]
He
inherited everything and got satanic guardians
See
film #2
[10:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
Why'd
the priest trying to help the good guys have a 666 birthmark?
Maybe
like the priest from the hospital who had a "fall from grace",
maybe that guy had a "fall from anti-grace"?
[10:29
AM]
Birthmark
or tattoo? Don't remember. The prriest was an
ex-Satanist, yes.
Damien
had the birthmark.
...and
jackal blood...
[10:29
AM] Mr. Blue:
They
said the priest's was a birthmark too, according to the coroner
[10:30
AM]
They're
all supposed to have the ol' Mark of the Beast anyway
[10:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
Everyone?
[10:30
AM]
All
the thralls, yeah
This
has been interpreted as anything from birthmarks to having a social
security number.
This
is why a certain segment of the (loopy) population throws fits over
any new government ID or RFID chip stories
[10:31
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Once
I got a grilled cheese and something else at Eat n' Park and the
total was $6.66! Was that my mark?
I
was with my missionary grandparents though, and they made me go eat
something else so it wouldn't be 666
[10:32
AM]
Heh
[10:32
AM] Mr. Blue:
Normal
behavior
[10:32
AM]
Sadly,
it is for some
Not
a very good strategy, in the end (irony intended)
(Book
of Revelations press release)
"I, THE LORD, will soon publish My
next Book, which will give full details of the enemy's plan and how
Heaven isn't going to bother to stop any of it until everything is
trashed. Then We...the Good Guys... are going to trash it MORE
and kill billions of people. Then the good people left over get
to crowd together into one town and have to stay there for eternity."
(Devil
reads the latest in God's "The Bible" series) "Change of
plans, folks...the take-over is off. We do nothing."
"Why
master?"
"The
Boss doesn't like to be wrong. So as long as we do none of this
stuff in His Book, we stay in charge indefinitely."
"But
it is written, Lord."
"Yup.
And He didn't date it."
"But..."
"Look...when
Earth is burned out and we have humanity down to some
post-environmental tribal level again and it's no fun anymore...we'll
do all this stuff."
"Yes,
Master!"
"He
gets to win... And we let Him and his leftovers have this mess He's
talking about."
[10:55
AM] Mr. McGreen:
The
meek shall inherit the Earth... when everyone else is done with it...
[10:55
AM]
Yes.
(Jesus on the mount) "So... Fair warning... Don't be meek,
folks."
This
interpretation explains how you can have an Epic
Final Battle in a little dump like Megiddo
(Thus
'Armageddon')
[11:02
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yes...
The Devil helping to fulfill God's published prophecy does seem
unwise.
[11:08
AM] Mr. Brown:
Seeing
how he wanted to be the one sitting on the throne of Heaven's
mailbox, no.
[9:40
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
shun your attempts to use SSL with email - it is the Devil's work
SSL
– Secret Satanic Legion
That's
is why we diene it, ma'am.
wow
I
spelled that so wrong it was another word
Diene
- an unsaturated hydrocarbon containing two double bonds between
carbon atoms.
I'm
Buzzing on cafein this morining if you can't tell hehe
[9:47
AM]
"Bond...Diene
Bond."
"Ah...the
famous Double-C-2. Licensed to saturate...or UNsaturate."
"Very
good...so you know me. (aims gun) Now lets see how much
you know about the Hydrocarbon Atom bomb that went missing over
Nassau 2 days ago."
[9:50
AM] Mr. Brown:
HYDRO
CARBON
That
just sounds cool
lol
[9:52
AM]
Yes
[9:52
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Heil
Hydro
[9:53
AM]
Like
if you were to change all the instances of gasoline in a car article,
it would sound much cooler.
"And
fast? The new Lamborghini is fueled with pure hydrocarbon."
Maybe
because it sounds a bit like "hyper"
[9:54
AM] Mr. McGreen:
It's
constructed with pure Hydrocarbon Fiber, man.
[11:44
AM]
(Archangel
Gabriel pours bowl of mini wheats, sits at the computer. Clicks
link as he's munching. Eyes pop.)
"Boss?
BOSS!!!??? Wake up! We've got a continuity problem!!!"
[11:45
AM] Mr. Brown:
Reality
is a bust
A
very big and jiggly bust
[11:46
AM]
(Later,
reality damage control)
"My
SELF! Well how did they find out???"
"They
were fooling around measuring sh- again, Sir."
"We
just got the stupid GRAVITY wave thing retro-programmed!!!"
[11:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
Gonna
need a script rewrite
[11:47
AM]
Yup
[11:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
"Wizards
did it"
[11:48
AM]
Yup
[11:48
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
could explain more than one dimension
One
dimension gets all the stuff while the other does not
They
coexist very closely
Asymmetrical dimensions
[11:50
AM]
Background
for Mr. McGreen:
"The World" actually was slapped together in 6 days, per Genesis -
Flat...
Four
Corners...
Big
bowl with the stars stuck on over it...
Rolling
Sun and Moon...
And
the Heavenly Powers have been scrambling to deal with
retro-programming every human question of reality and the BS
inconsistencies to make them all “work correctly” since, resulting in the modern universe with all of it's still-inexplicable quirks.
[11:20
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Michael
Bay is no longer attached to the live action Dora the Explorer
[11:29
AM]
"Too
many explosions for a G-Rated kid movie"
[11:30
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Before
Ben Affleck made Batman vs Superman, he stated that he's done with
movies with explosions and if you see him in one he must be hurting
for money
[11:30
AM] Mr. Brown:
movie
voice "In a world of thieving foxes, one girl can save the day.
With her talking map and backpack that can eat anything she will...
EXPLORE..."
(Intense scenes of explosions
and such)
[11:30
AM]
"Hola!
That means 'Hello'! ¡Di hola a mi pequeño amigo!”
(BLAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!)
“Do
you want to play rough?”
[11:30
AM] Mr. McGreen:
The
Map and Backpack would be changed to AI gadgets or something
Experiments
on inmates created Swiper
[11:31
AM] Mr. Brown:
Every
5 minutes she stops the action and asks the screen if you can see
something
lol
People
on the street around her thinking is this child ok?
Dystopian
Dora the Explorer
She
is on a mission to get non-irradiated water
[11:32
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Dora
the Survivor
[11:33
AM]
(sings) "Dora
Dora Dora, Delusional Explorer! LSD y shooms dementa Dora!"
[11:34
AM] Mr. Brown:
Pulls
out the map, "Hey Dora! What do you need to know?"
Pulls
out a little baggy of weed.
“Dora?
Why you looking at me like that? Wait!"
Dora
rips a piece off him and proceeds to roll a joint.
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