Sunday, February 10, 2019

501 - Divine Experiments Gone Wrong

[10:17 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I watched "The Omen"
I've seen it before
It's not bad, but on 2nd viewing it doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense
[10:17 AM] 
Like what?
(book is more detailed, of course)
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
So they plant the antichrist baby into a prominent political family so that he can rise up from privilege and take over the world when he gets older
[10:18 AM] 
Yes
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
But the kid freaks out at the sight of a church?
How are you supposed to be anything if you can't be within the vicinity of a church?
So then he kills his unborn brother, his mom, and probably his dad too...
How's an orphan supposed to grow up to be politically powerful?
[10:19 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I never saw the whole movie so I don't know. I think its on Netflix
[10:19 AM] 
He inherited everything and got satanic guardians
See film #2
[10:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Why'd the priest trying to help the good guys have a 666 birthmark?
Maybe like the priest from the hospital who had a "fall from grace", maybe that guy had a "fall from anti-grace"?
[10:29 AM] 
Birthmark or tattoo?  Don't remember.  The prriest was an ex-Satanist, yes.
Damien had the birthmark.  
...and jackal blood...
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
They said the priest's was a birthmark too, according to the coroner
[10:30 AM] 
They're all supposed to have the ol' Mark of the Beast anyway
[10:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Everyone?
[10:30 AM] 
All the thralls, yeah
This has been interpreted as anything from birthmarks to having a social security number.
This is why a certain segment of the (loopy) population throws fits over any new government ID or RFID chip stories
[10:31 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Once I got a grilled cheese and something else at Eat n' Park and the total was $6.66! Was that my mark?
I was with my missionary grandparents though, and they made me go eat something else so it wouldn't be 666
[10:32 AM] 
Heh
[10:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Normal behavior
[10:32 AM] 
Sadly, it is for some
Not a very good strategy, in the end (irony intended)
(Book of Revelations press release) 
"I, THE LORD, will soon publish My next Book, which will give full details of the enemy's plan and how Heaven isn't going to bother to stop any of it until everything is trashed.  Then We...the Good Guys... are going to trash it MORE and kill billions of people.  Then the good people left over get to crowd together into one town and have to stay there for eternity."
(Devil reads the latest in God's "The Bible" series)  "Change of plans, folks...the take-over is off. We do nothing."
"Why master?"
"The Boss doesn't like to be wrong.  So as long as we do none of this stuff in His Book, we stay in charge indefinitely."
"But it is written, Lord."
"Yup.  And He didn't date it."
"But..."
"Look...when Earth is burned out and we have humanity down to some post-environmental tribal level again and it's no fun anymore...we'll do all this stuff."
"Yes, Master!"
"He gets to win... And we let Him and his leftovers have this mess He's talking about."
[10:55 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
The meek shall inherit the Earth... when everyone else is done with it...
[10:55 AM] 
Yes.  (Jesus on the mount) "So... Fair warning... Don't be meek, folks."
This interpretation explains how you can have an Epic Final Battle in a little dump like Megiddo
(Thus 'Armageddon')
[11:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes... The Devil helping to fulfill God's published prophecy does seem unwise.
[11:08 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Seeing how he wanted to be the one sitting on the throne of Heaven's mailbox, no.


[9:40 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I shun your attempts to use SSL with email - it is the Devil's work
SSL – Secret Satanic Legion
That's is why we diene it, ma'am.
wow
I spelled that so wrong it was another word
Diene - an unsaturated hydrocarbon containing two double bonds between carbon atoms.
I'm Buzzing on cafein this morining if you can't tell hehe
[9:47 AM] 
"Bond...Diene Bond."
"Ah...the famous Double-C-2.  Licensed to saturate...or UNsaturate."
"Very good...so you know me.  (aims gun)  Now lets see how much you know about the Hydrocarbon Atom bomb that went missing over Nassau 2 days ago."
[9:50 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
HYDRO CARBON
That just sounds cool
lol
[9:52 AM] 
Yes
[9:52 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Heil Hydro
[9:53 AM] 
Like if you were to change all the instances of gasoline in a car article, it would sound much cooler.
"And fast? The new Lamborghini is fueled with pure hydrocarbon."
Maybe because it sounds a bit like "hyper"
[9:54 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
It's constructed with pure Hydrocarbon Fiber, man.



[11:44 AM] 
(Archangel Gabriel pours bowl of mini wheats, sits at the computer.  Clicks link as he's munching.  Eyes pop.)
"Boss?  BOSS!!!???  Wake up!  We've got a continuity problem!!!"  
[11:45 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Reality is a bust
A very big and jiggly bust
[11:46 AM] 
(Later, reality damage control)
"My SELF! Well how did they find out???"  
"They were fooling around measuring sh- again, Sir."
"We just got the stupid GRAVITY wave thing retro-programmed!!!"
[11:47 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Gonna need a script rewrite
[11:47 AM] 
Yup
[11:47 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Wizards did it"
[11:48 AM] 
Yup
[11:48 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I could explain more than one dimension
One dimension gets all the stuff while the other does not
They coexist very closely
Asymmetrical dimensions
[11:50 AM] 
Background for Mr. McGreen:
"The World" actually was slapped together in 6 days, per Genesis -
Flat...
Four Corners...
Big bowl with the stars stuck on over it...
Rolling Sun and Moon...
And the Heavenly Powers have been scrambling to deal with retro-programming every human question of reality and the BS inconsistencies to make them all “work correctly” since, resulting in the modern universe with all of it's still-inexplicable quirks.



[11:20 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Michael Bay is no longer attached to the live action Dora the Explorer
[11:29 AM] 
"Too many explosions for a G-Rated kid movie"
[11:30 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Before Ben Affleck made Batman vs Superman, he stated that he's done with movies with explosions and if you see him in one he must be hurting for money
[11:30 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
movie voice "In a world of thieving foxes, one girl can save the day. With her talking map and backpack that can eat anything she will... EXPLORE..."
(Intense scenes of explosions and such)
[11:30 AM] 
"Hola!  That means 'Hello'!  ¡Di hola a mi pequeño amigo!”
(BLAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!)
Do you want to play rough?”
[11:30 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
The Map and Backpack would be changed to AI gadgets or something
Experiments on inmates created Swiper
[11:31 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Every 5 minutes she stops the action and asks the screen if you can see something
lol
People on the street around her thinking is this child ok?
Dystopian Dora the Explorer 
She is on a mission to get non-irradiated water
[11:32 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Dora the Survivor
[11:33 AM] 
(sings) "Dora Dora Dora, Delusional Explorer!  LSD y shooms dementa Dora!"
[11:34 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Pulls out the map, "Hey Dora! What do you need to know?"
Pulls out a little baggy of weed.
Dora? Why you looking at me like that? Wait!"
Dora rips a piece off him and proceeds to roll a joint.

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